The 7 Best Anal Probes for Backdoor Exploring
How these anal probes were tested
You may find yourself wondering how I tested all of these anal probes. Well, I’m sure you’re not alone! I first started by asking BedBible’s vast network of freelancers about their experiences with these probes. They provided me with some first hand (or should that be first butt) accounts of how good or bad they are. I then took a closer look at each and every anal probe out there, taking notes on all kinds of things and rating them in several key areas, including design, ease of use, and price. Once I had all of that information, I was finally able to put together my final comprehensive review!
Types of Anal Probe
Did you know that there are a lot of different types of anal probe? Because it’s not something you think about too much. I certainly didn’t! So allow me to point out a few of the varieties that you have at your disposal!
- Beginner – As you might imagine, you can’t just jump in there and go for it with an anal probe. You need to get used to it! There are more miniature beginner probes that allow you to customize yourself and your anus to the more extreme probes!
- Beaded – If you want to add some spice to your anal probe fun, then might I suggest a beaded probe. With bead-like shapes along their shafts, they give you a little bit of extra texture to enjoy, and provide a whole different level of pleasure!
- Vibrating – We all know that vibrators are a popular kind of sex toy! Well, there are also anal probes that have that very same function! They vibrate and send buzzing sensations deep into your ass!
- Long – For some people, deeper is better! If you’re one of those, then you’re going to want to get your hands (and your anus) on a long anal probe. Then, how deep you go is up to you, and not limited by the length of the toy!
- Plug – If you want an anal probe for on the go, a plug is a good idea. You can slide it inside, and wear it safe in the knowledge that it will be firmly secured there. It won’t slip too far in, and it won’t slip out. Perfection!
What are anal probes?
Anal probes are a kind of sex toy that goes into your butt, and literally probes that hole! Some are textured, some are made of glass or steel, and some even move or vibrate. There are all kinds of anal probes out there that provide all kinds of sexy sensations!
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The 7 Best anal probes in Test
Mantric P-Spot Probe
Put the p in pleasure with this Mantric P-spot Probe Vibrator. Ergonomically designed to slip into the contours of your body, the curved and bulbed shaft is perfectly angled to tantalize the prostate gland with its vibes for those infamous P-spot orgasms. Crafted from sleek silicone, the P-spot probe is soft to the touch and slides effortlessly into your sweet spots. Cycle through the 3 speeds and 4 patterns of vibration to take the sensual stimulation to a whole new level. The handle’s LED panel allows you to easily find your favorite mode again.
If it’s a good, vibrate-y time that you require, then the Mantric P-Spot Probe is a great choice and a strong opener for my review! The curved shape is great and fits within the natural contours of your body, and the handle makes it easy to use. If you want vibrations, this bad boy has your back, providing you with intense rumbly vibrations EXACTLY where you need them. There aren’t too many downsides to the Mantric P-Spot Probe, to be fair. The only ones I could pick out are that it may be too small for advanced users and that it’s slightly pricier (though it’s not too expensive). Other than that, it’s a real winner!
Apollo Curved Prostate Probe
This sophisticated prostate probe has an easy pull handle, and is crafted from smooth, unscented phthalate free rubber. This is designed for easy use for the ultimate in pleasurable maneuvers; these probes flex to your body for comfort while staying strong for simple and stimulating insertion. Easy pull handle. Once it glides into place, this probe’s smooth curves slant for superior alignment with the sensitive rectum.
The Apollo Curved Prostate Probe is a nice enough choice if you’re looking for an anal probe, but you’re on a budget. It has a sleep and stylish design that fits nicely within your body, curving round and teasing your P-spot. However, the Apollo Curved Prostate Probe is made from TPR, which is a material that is less than premium. It will get the job done and feel pretty great, but I’d recommend giving it a lot of TLC when you’re done to make sure it’s clean. Also, this is a very smooth and plain toy, so if you’re looking for more bumpy thrills, then you might want to look elsewhere.
Tracey Cox Supersex Anal Prober
Who knew that silicone beads could be so much fun? Luckily Tracey did. Firm-yet-flexible, this anal prober is easy to insert and remove and designed to contour to the natural curve of your body. Pull out as you approach orgasm for explosive results. A good squeeze of the good stuff (water-based anal sex lube) is all you need for added slide and enhanced sensations when playing with this bum toy. Insert the smallest bead first, followed by the rest of the prober, pausing to get used to the sensations if it’s your first foray into anal pleasure. Leave in place, then pull out as you reach your climax for a powerful release.
If you’re a beginner to anal probes, then I guarantee that you’re going to enjoy the Tracey Cox Supersex Anal Prober. It is long and firm, and has all kinds of lumps and bumps along its shaft. It even has a ring at the end that allows you to keep full control of it. It’s essentially a beefed up string of anal beads! But that’s fine, because the Tracey Cox Supersex Anal Prober feels great and really does reach deep into you! Some may find it a little too rigid, and for those that are more advanced it might not be the most amazing toy ever, but other than that, I’d say that this is a great addition to your sex toy arsenal!
njoy Pure Wand Dildo
This sensually curved beauty provides a direct connection to your favorite spot – G-Spot, P-Spot or wherever feels good! Crafted in njoy’s trademark gleaming medical-grade stainless steel, it has the perfect curvature for every pleasure point! Lay back and relax while you pleasure yourself or your partner – no more playing contortionist just to hit that special spot! It also makes a great massager too. The Pure Wand features 3 inch and 5.5-inch balls connected by a lovely curve – almost 8 inches end-to-end and 10 inches along the curve. Heat or cool in warm water or the fridge for extra sensations (but don’t put it in the freezer!). Clean by any means, but avoid abrasives, or you’ll lose that lustrous shine!
Well, what can I say about the njoy Pure Wand Dildo that BedBible’s reviewer hasn’t already said? It’s undoubtedly one of the most unique and industrial looking/feeling anal probes in this entire review, and many people enjoy it for those reasons. It has a great ergonomic curve that teacher into you and around, so you get direct access to whichever spot you like, and the long handle ensures that you have complete control of the njoy Pure Wand Dildo the entire time. Some may not like how hard and inflexible it is, but for other people, that will be the main selling point and the reason why they love it so much! I reckon you just have to try it out for yourself!
Lovehoney Sensual Beaded Dildo
Never settle for just one when you can have two. That’s the philosophy behind this gorgeous glass dildo, with its series of sleek stimulating beads at one end and sensual raised nubs at the other. Treat your internal hotspots to the best of both worlds. With 7 inches of insertable length, no matter which end you choose to enjoy, this gorgeous toy maxes out at a girth of 3.75 inches. Perfect for sensual massage and thrilling foreplay, your toy can be chilled or warmed for exciting temperature play.
To say that it is made out of glass, the Lovehoney Sensual Beaded Dildo looks and feels incredible. Sure, let’s get the obvious out of the way: it is inflexible and very hard, but that CAN be a good thing! The curve is natural and works well, and the beads along the shaft allow you to feel every lump and bump as it slides in and out of you. Some may worry that because it is made of glass, that it will somehow break or shatter. Well, trust me – it won’t! It has been designed and tested out of a special kind of glass to ensure it is as safe as possible! So if you want to try out something that not only looks artistically pleasing but feels incredible, then the Lovehoney Sensual Beaded Dildo will more than fulfil that brief!