The 7 Best Anal Probes for Backdoor Exploring
How these anal probes were tested
You may find yourself wondering how I tested all of these anal probes. Well, I’m sure you’re not alone! I first started by asking BedBible’s vast network of freelancers about their experiences with these probes. They provided me with some first hand (or should that be first butt) accounts of how good or bad they are. I then took a closer look at each and every anal probe out there, taking notes on all kinds of things and rating them in several key areas, including design, ease of use, and price. Once I had all of that information, I was finally able to put together my final comprehensive review!
Types of Anal Probe
Did you know that there are a lot of different types of anal probe? Because it’s not something you think about too much. I certainly didn’t! So allow me to point out a few of the varieties that you have at your disposal!
- Beginner – As you might imagine, you can’t just jump in there and go for it with an anal probe. You need to get used to it! There are more miniature beginner probes that allow you to customize yourself and your anus to the more extreme probes!
- Beaded – If you want to add some spice to your anal probe fun, then might I suggest a beaded probe. With bead-like shapes along their shafts, they give you a little bit of extra texture to enjoy, and provide a whole different level of pleasure!
- Vibrating – We all know that vibrators are a popular kind of sex toy! Well, there are also anal probes that have that very same function! They vibrate and send buzzing sensations deep into your ass!
- Long – For some people, deeper is better! If you’re one of those, then you’re going to want to get your hands (and your anus) on a long anal probe. Then, how deep you go is up to you, and not limited by the length of the toy!
- Plug – If you want an anal probe for on the go, a plug is a good idea. You can slide it inside, and wear it safe in the knowledge that it will be firmly secured there. It won’t slip too far in, and it won’t slip out. Perfection!
FAQ
What are anal probes?
Anal probes are a kind of sex toy that goes into your butt, and literally probes that hole! Some are textured, some are made of glass or steel, and some even move or vibrate. There are all kinds of anal probes out there that provide all kinds of sexy sensations!
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The 7 Best anal probes in Test
Mantric P-Spot Probe
Put the p in pleasure with this Mantric P-spot Probe Vibrator. Ergonomically designed to slip into the contours of your body, the curved and bulbed shaft is perfectly angled to tantalize the prostate gland with its vibes for those infamous P-spot orgasms. Crafted from sleek silicone, the P-spot probe is soft to the touch and slides effortlessly into your sweet spots. Cycle through the 3 speeds and 4 patterns of vibration to take the sensual stimulation to a whole new level. The handle’s LED panel allows you to easily find your favorite mode again.
The Mantric P-Spot Probe was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
Rating: Mantric P-Spot Probe was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.
What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Mantric P-Spot Probe felt to the reviewer.
Rating: Mantric P-Spot Probe was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.
What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Mantric P-Spot Probe felt to the reviewer.
Want to enjoy some prostate stimulationEnjoy vibrations up in your buttWant an anal probe that is easy to control
Want an anal probe that is longerDon't need the vibrationsWould rather pay a little bit less| Materials | Silicone |
| Length | 7 inches |
| Insertable length | 4 inches |
| Width | 1.38 inches |
| Vibration speeds | 3 |
| Vibration patterns | 4 |
| Rechargeable | Yes - via USB |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
Smooth curved shapeIntense vibrationsRechargeable
May be too small for advanced usersNot very texturedIf it’s a good, vibrate-y time that you require, then the Mantric P-Spot Probe is a great choice and a strong opener for my review! The curved shape is great and fits within the natural contours of your body, and the handle makes it easy to use. If you want vibrations, this bad boy has your back, providing you with intense rumbly vibrations EXACTLY where you need them. There aren’t too many downsides to the Mantric P-Spot Probe, to be fair. The only ones I could pick out are that it may be too small for advanced users and that it’s slightly pricier (though it’s not too expensive). Other than that, it’s a real winner!
Apollo Curved Prostate Probe
This sophisticated prostate probe has an easy pull handle, and is crafted from smooth, unscented phthalate free rubber. This is designed for easy use for the ultimate in pleasurable maneuvers; these probes flex to your body for comfort while staying strong for simple and stimulating insertion. Easy pull handle. Once it glides into place, this probe’s smooth curves slant for superior alignment with the sensitive rectum.
The Apollo Curved Prostate Probe was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
Are looking for a cheap anal probeLike the curved designWant something smooth and untexturedWant something a little more premiumDon't like the designPrefer vibrating anal probes| Materials | TPR |
| Length | 4.5 inches |
| Insertable length | 4.5 inches |
| Width | 1 inches |
CheapNice curveSmoothMade from TPRA little too plainThe Apollo Curved Prostate Probe is a nice enough choice if you’re looking for an anal probe, but you’re on a budget. It has a sleep and stylish design that fits nicely within your body, curving round and teasing your P-spot. However, the Apollo Curved Prostate Probe is made from TPR, which is a material that is less than premium. It will get the job done and feel pretty great, but I’d recommend giving it a lot of TLC when you’re done to make sure it’s clean. Also, this is a very smooth and plain toy, so if you’re looking for more bumpy thrills, then you might want to look elsewhere.
Tracey Cox Supersex Anal Prober
Who knew that silicone beads could be so much fun? Luckily Tracey did. Firm-yet-flexible, this anal prober is easy to insert and remove and designed to contour to the natural curve of your body. Pull out as you approach orgasm for explosive results. A good squeeze of the good stuff (water-based anal sex lube) is all you need for added slide and enhanced sensations when playing with this bum toy. Insert the smallest bead first, followed by the rest of the prober, pausing to get used to the sensations if it’s your first foray into anal pleasure. Leave in place, then pull out as you reach your climax for a powerful release.
The Tracey Cox Supersex Anal Prober was rated 20 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner
Want a textured and bumpy anal probeLike a finger loop to keep controlAre a beginner to anal probesWant something a little sleekerAre a more advanced anal probe userAre looking for a vibrating probe| Materials | Silicone |
| Length | 8.5 inches |
| Insertable length | 7 inches |
| Width | 1.19 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
Long and texturedGreat for beginnersA good priceNot for more experienced usersCould be too rigidIf you’re a beginner to anal probes, then I guarantee that you’re going to enjoy the Tracey Cox Supersex Anal Prober. It is long and firm, and has all kinds of lumps and bumps along its shaft. It even has a ring at the end that allows you to keep full control of it. It’s essentially a beefed up string of anal beads! But that’s fine, because the Tracey Cox Supersex Anal Prober feels great and really does reach deep into you! Some may find it a little too rigid, and for those that are more advanced it might not be the most amazing toy ever, but other than that, I’d say that this is a great addition to your sex toy arsenal!
njoy Pure Wand Dildo
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Discreet shipping & billingTheir website ROCKS!FREE shipping on orders $68+This sensually curved beauty provides a direct connection to your favorite spot – G-Spot, P-Spot or wherever feels good! Crafted in njoy’s trademark gleaming medical-grade stainless steel, it has the perfect curvature for every pleasure point! Lay back and relax while you pleasure yourself or your partner – no more playing contortionist just to hit that special spot! It also makes a great massager too. The Pure Wand features 3 inch and 5.5-inch balls connected by a lovely curve – almost 8 inches end-to-end and 10 inches along the curve. Heat or cool in warm water or the fridge for extra sensations (but don’t put it in the freezer!). Clean by any means, but avoid abrasives, or you’ll lose that lustrous shine!
The njoy Pure Wand Dildo was rated 60 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
Love P-spot OR G-gpot stimulationWant to try temperature playEnjoy the sexy and industrial feel of steelPrefer a softer anal probeWant something less rigidDon't need such an extreme curve| Materials | Steel |
| Length | 9 inches |
| Insertable length | 8 inches |
| Width | 1.75 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
Stainless steelBalls on either endEasy to useToo hard for someNo flexibilityWell, what can I say about the njoy Pure Wand Dildo that BedBible’s reviewer hasn’t already said? It’s undoubtedly one of the most unique and industrial looking/feeling anal probes in this entire review, and many people enjoy it for those reasons. It has a great ergonomic curve that teacher into you and around, so you get direct access to whichever spot you like, and the long handle ensures that you have complete control of the njoy Pure Wand Dildo the entire time. Some may not like how hard and inflexible it is, but for other people, that will be the main selling point and the reason why they love it so much! I reckon you just have to try it out for yourself!
Lovehoney Sensual Beaded Dildo
Never settle for just one when you can have two. That’s the philosophy behind this gorgeous glass dildo, with its series of sleek stimulating beads at one end and sensual raised nubs at the other. Treat your internal hotspots to the best of both worlds. With 7 inches of insertable length, no matter which end you choose to enjoy, this gorgeous toy maxes out at a girth of 3.75 inches. Perfect for sensual massage and thrilling foreplay, your toy can be chilled or warmed for exciting temperature play.
The Lovehoney Sensual Beaded Dildo was rated 60 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
Love the beaded designEnjoy the cool feel of a glass anal probeWant some ultimate P-spot stimulationWant a softer anal probeAre worried about it being made of glassAre looking for a smoother anal probe| Materials | Glass |
| Length | 8 inches |
| Insertable length | 7 inches |
| Width | 1.19 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
Made from glassCreat curveExcellent texturesNot flexibleNot smoothTo say that it is made out of glass, the Lovehoney Sensual Beaded Dildo looks and feels incredible. Sure, let’s get the obvious out of the way: it is inflexible and very hard, but that CAN be a good thing! The curve is natural and works well, and the beads along the shaft allow you to feel every lump and bump as it slides in and out of you. Some may worry that because it is made of glass, that it will somehow break or shatter. Well, trust me – it won’t! It has been designed and tested out of a special kind of glass to ensure it is as safe as possible! So if you want to try out something that not only looks artistically pleasing but feels incredible, then the Lovehoney Sensual Beaded Dildo will more than fulfil that brief!
CalExotics Eclipse Anal Probe
The Eclipse Thrusting Rotator Probe is the ticket to a wonderland of naughty anal pleasure for blissful beginners or erotic experts. The 12-function probe combines powerful vibrations and intense stimulation with thrilling rotating, thrusting actions and two powerful motors. Choose the intensity of your pleasure and ride the waves of orgasmic internal stimulation with synchronized rotation, vibration and thrusting actions. The sensually curved shaft, contoured base and easy-push control allows you to dive deep into effortless stimulation.
The CalExotics Eclipse Anal Probe was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
Want an anal probe that will thrust into youAre looking for a discreet yet pleasurable toyWant an anal probe that can be rechargedWant a probe with more manual controlDon't like the idea of the thrustingAre looking for something a little cheaper| Materials | Silicone |
| Length | 4.5 inches |
| Insertable length | 3.75 inches |
| Width | 1.25 inches |
| Vibration modes | 12 |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
Thrusting motionDiscreetEasy to useNo manual controlMay be too intense for someIf you want a truly pleasurable little toy, then one that I highly recommend is the CalExotics Eclipse Anal Probe. It is a discreet little thing that slides in easily and thrusts away into your booty. The anal probe is fully rechargeable, meaning that you can keep using it time after time. It is just the right size to enjoy whether you’re at home having some solo fun or whether you’re on the go. Okay, I’ll admit that you don’t have much manual control over this particular anal probe, and the thrusting may be too intense for some, but if you don’t mind those things, then the CalExotics Eclipse Anal Probe will genuinely knock it out of the park (and into your butt).
Tantus Snake Anal Probe
The Tantus Snake Anal Probe is made for the deep backdoor adventurers that want the highest quality toys for their exploration. Its flexibility and length allow it to snake through the tightest of turns to create a plentiful, engorged feeling. Soft Ultra-Premium Silicone is hygienic, won’t cause any irritation, and will last you a lifetime. Just grab your favorite lube and get ready to explore.
The Tantus Snake Anal Probe was rated 80 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
Want a long anal probeLike deep anal play and can handle itRequire a section cup baseWant something shorterPrefer more discreet anal probesNeed something more textured| Materials | Silicone |
| Length | 18 inches |
| Insertable length | 17 inches |
| Width | 1.5 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
Very longSuction cup baseGood for deep anal playToo long for someNot very texturedFor advanced users onlyWow. I mean, just look at the Tantus Snake Anal Probe. It’s certainly a long one, and it gives you the potential to go deep (especially if you’re feeling extra daring)! It has a good width on it too, so it gives you a nice stretch as you fill yourself up deeper and deeper. But I have noticed there are a few catches: flexibility wise it’s not the best, and the shaft doesn’t feature much in the way of texture, meaning some may find it boring. Also, the sheer size of it may make it a no-go anal probe for some, so I’d only recommend that more advanced users give the Tantus Snake Anal Probe a try.
Comparison of the 7 best anal probes
| Best | Test Winner | Cheapest | Beginner | Metal | Glass | Thrusting | Long |
| Overall score | 4.8 / 5.0 | - | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | - |
| Bedbible rating | 5.0 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 4.5 / 5.0 from 107 users | - | 4.5 / 5.0 from 124 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 299 users | 5 / 5.0 from 17 users | 3 / 5.0 from 166 users | - |
| Price | Medium | Low | Low | High | Medium | Medium | Medium |
| Design | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 60 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 90 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 40 / 100 |
| Quality | 90 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
| Sound | 40 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 |
| Power | 80 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 60 / 100 |
| Materials | Silicone | TPR | Silicone | Steel | Glass | Silicone | Silicone |
| Length | 7 | 4.5 | 8.5 | 9 | 8 | 4.5 | 18 |
| Insertable length | 4 | 4.5 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 3.75 | 17 |
| Width | 1.38 | 1 | 1.19 | 1.75 | 1.19 | 1.25 | 1.5 |
| Vibration speeds | 3 | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Vibration patterns | 4 | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Rechargeable | Yes - via USB | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Waterproof | Submersible | - | Submersible | Submersible | Submersible | Submersible | Submersible |
| Vibration modes | - | - | - | - | - | 12 | - |
The Anal Probe for Alien Abduction Enthusiasts
Sometimes people really want to take their anal probe experience to the next level. That’s why some genius came up with a toy that is so incredibly strange and unique that you can’t help but love it! Intrigued? I’m sure you are! So let’s take a look at this alien appendage!
The Alien Probe Thing
When I say that you can have an out-of-this-world experience with an anal probe, I wasn’t lying! The Alien Probe Thing was just a random idea for a sex toy, inspired by numerous sci-fi movies and comics. With a large head and three ribs after that, the same textures continue all the way down the shaft. Colored with UV Reactive and glow-in-the-dark pigments, The Alien Probe Thing is quite an eyeful in the light or dark. Featuring a large flared base, the Alien Probe Thing was made with every human in mind, and is suitable for everyone.
Estim Anal Probe for Shocking Sensations
If you think that using a normal anal probe is fun and exciting, then you’d be correct. But did you know that there are some other kinds of toys out there that can really add a little extra spark to proceedings? It’s true!
