The 10 Best Animal Sex Toys That Will Make You Howl
Animal sex toys; how I tested 'em!
You don’t have to be barking mad to test and review animal sex toys…but it helps! I started off by asking Bedbible’s network of freelancers their thoughts; after all, they’re the ones that have used them! Then I took plenty of time to look at them a little more closely and intimately, checking out several key features of them, from their design, to their ease of use, and even their price. I rated them in these areas and even gave the animal sex toys an overall star rating out of 5, just to make things even simpler. So you can be certain that when you read this review, you’re getting honest and well-researched thoughts and opinions!
What to look for in animal sex toys?
There are several key things that you need to keep in mind when shopping for animal sex toys. Here are a few of the most important ones!
- Material – Silicone is one of the very best sex toy materials out there, closely followed by TPE and TPR. When shopping for animal sex toys, those are the materials that you should be aiming to buy!
- Size – Some animals are bugs, others are small. So it stands to reason that their sex toys are equally large and small. There is a very wide range of sizes out there, so be sure to choose one that you can handle! Also, consider where you’re going to store it when it’s not in use!
- Texture – Some like a sex toy to be smooth and untextured, others like a rough ride with lots of sensual and sexy textures. From no textures at all to massive, ridged, dragon-like scales, there’s something for everyone!
- Price – It’s easy to get carried away and not stick to a budget when you’re super horny and just want to get yourself off. But it’s important that you stick to your budget and not pay more than you can afford!
Why Use Animal Sex Toys?
You might be wondering why exactly you would choose an animal sex toy over a normal sex toy. Well, there are a few good reasons that we’re going to explore right now!
- Unique textures – Animal sex toys are designed to be like the penises of real-life animals, therefore they have unique textures. Some are smoother than others, and others have the most erotically arousing lumps, bumps, and scales ever. These kinds of sex toys are certainly something different!
- Non-phallic shapes – We’ve all seen dildos before. If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. But as mentioned, because animal sex toys are based on real animals, they are quite different and unique. You get some interesting shapes and sizes that will really maximize your orgasmic experience!
- Safe – Using animal sex toys allows you to fulfill your fantasies in a safe way. There’s nothing wrong or immoral about having fun with a horse dildo or a dog dildo. It’s all good, safe, and healthy fun! And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that!
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The 10 Best animal sex toys in Test
Galactic Dog Dildo
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This 8.5-inch galactic Dog dildo has a powerful suction base cup, that will allow easier and more fulfilling usage. The head of the dildo is a small empty hole, which will make you feel a magical suction and give you a different surprise. Galactic Dog Dildo is ergonomically designed to effectively pleasure any user of this magical toy.
The Galactic Dog Dildo was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Materials | Silicone |
| Length | 10.23 inches |
| Insertable length | 7.87 inches |
| Width | (widest) 2.55 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
The Galactic Dog Dildo is a great option if you’ve ever had fantasies of enjoying a large dog cock. Realistically designed, it looks and feels just like the real thing. The flexibility is good, meaning that you can move around while riding it, and the suction cup base gives you plenty of options as to how you can mount and enjoy it. The shape and textures all add to the overall experience, and it’s one that is shockingly fun. Some may not be the biggest fan of the Galactic Dog Dildo’s design, while others may be looking for something with a bit less flex and a few more features. Still, for what it is, this is a well-priced and well-sized dildo that will have you panting with delight.
The Knot Butt Plug and Dildo
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The Knot Platinum Silicone Dildo looks and feels absolutely sublime. Imitating a dog’s dick, it will surely make you bark with pleasure and bring the animal in you! A pronounced ridge with a pointed tip, the knot/bulk is going wider at the base. The pointed tip puts perfect pressure in just the right place with every thrust, while the knot ensures unparalleled intensity as it pops inside. With a choice of 6.75, 8, or 10 inches in insertable length and a gratifyingly girthy diameter, this amazing animal dildo is, quite literally, the dog’s bollocks!
The The Knot Butt Plug and Dildo was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Materials | Silicone |
| Length | (small) 7 inches, (medium) 9 inches, (large) 11 inches |
| Insertable length | (small) 6.5 inches, (medium) 8 inches, (large) 10 inches |
| Width | up to (small 1.65 inches, (medium) 2.3 inches, (large) 2.7 inches |
| Waterproof | Yes |
For those that want to challenge themselves to a stretch, The Knot Butt Plug and Dildo is going to get your blood pumping. Designed to replicate the knot of a dog’s penis, it has a much more abstract and inconspicuous design, while still being as fun and challenging as a realistic dildo. Because of the smooth shape, it is easy to insert and will open you up smoothly and gradually. Not only that, but this dildo comes in three sizes, so you should be able to find one that suits you no matter what. Some people may be turned off by the fact that The Knot Butt Plug and Dildo is not exactly the most lifelike-looking dildo out there, so if it’s realism you seek, then you might want to look elsewhere. Also, the suction cup could be slightly better. But other than that, I think this is a great toy that you can have some fun with and challenge yourself!
Horse Dick Dildo
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Have you ever dreamed of letting a station breed you? No Ranch nearby your area? Can’t get the real thing? Go ahead with this Giant Horse Dick Dildo to use as you wish, on a daily basis. Made of solid PVC, it is also flexible and bends freely in any and all directions. The strong suction cup allows you to stick it on any smooth surface and use it anywhere.
The Horse Dick Dildo was rated 80 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Materials | PVC |
| Length | 13.8 inches |
| Width | 2.68 inches |
It will probably go without saying, but the Horse Dick Dildo is an absolute beast of a sex toy. This dildo is massive, and only the bravest and most experienced of sex toy users will be able to handle all that this bad boy can throw at you. It is flexible and has a suction cup base, so no matter how and where you want to use it, you have options. Now, sadly the Horse Dick Dildo is made of PVC, which is a lesser material. You ideally want to find dildos made of silicone or at least TPE, so the quality of the toy does suffer. Also, if you’re a beginner, I would steer clear of this one! Overall, this is a mixed bag. The Horse Dick Dildo has its size and flexibility going in its favor, but its lack of quality really brings down an otherwise awesome toy,
Lovehoney Tentacle Textured Sensual Glass Dildo
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Spectacular, tentacular adventures await the holder of this 6-inch glass dildo. Both a work of art and an object of pleasure, this beautiful glass toy is elegantly curved, with stimulating nubs, rows of bumps, and vein-like ridges all powering arousal. Taking inspiration from nature, this sensational glass dildo is both attractive and satisfying. Designed to maximize orgasmic stimulation, both the underside and the topside of this dildo feature tactile detail, while its overall shape complements your natural internal curves.
The Lovehoney Tentacle Textured Sensual Glass Dildo was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Materials | Glass |
| Length | 6 inches |
| Insertable length | 4.5 inches |
| Width | 1.43 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
The Lovehoney Tentacle Textured Sensual Glass Dildo is one of those toys that feels absolutely amazing against the bare skin. Not only is the glass nice and hard, but it is also great for temperature play. For me, that’s one of the most fun things about it. It can be warmed up or cooled down, and it adds another layer of excitement as you get down and dirty with it. And on top of all of that, the textures are undeniably exciting and will provide surprising and sensual experiences. No, the Lovehoney Tentacle Textured Sensual Glass Dildo is not flexible, and it won’t be for everyone. Also, it is inflexible and may get overly slippery as you use it. But still, the design and the sensations of the thing really make up for that. Plus, it’s super easy to clean and maintain, so there’s that, too!
Worm Dildo
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The Worm Dildo has an ergonomic design with a level pattern providing a continuous flow of lumps and bumps for you to feel going deep down your holes. Experience Levels of pleasure Dildo. It is flexible and can be attached via the suction cup base to any flat surface. Because it is made of silicone it is waterproof which makes it ideal for play in the shower or bath.
The Worm Dildo was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Materials | Silicone |
| Length | 8.85 inches |
| Width | 2.3 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
The Worm Dildo is a simple yet entertaining toy that has quite a lot to offer in such a relatively small package. The length of the dildo is covered in levels of lumps and bumps, which are highly noticeable as they slide inside you. It gives you a good stretch and provides you with a nice filled-up feeling. Flexibility wise, it can do pretty much everything you’d expect a dildo to do, and it is waterproof for fun in the shower. So don’t be scared to get it wet! The Worm Dildo isn’t the most realistic or exciting-looking dildo out there, and the textures may prove to be a little too much for some, but I think that most people should be able to at least partially handle this beauty of a dildo, and that’s why I give it two thumbs up!
The Hydrus Water Dragon Dildo
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The Hydrus Water Dragon Dildo was designed in 3D with a base sketch of the knotted design to which scales were added in patterns. A texture lover’s dream, featuring scales and bumps with a pronounced head and additionally raised spheres near the base. And because these Dildos are handmade, no one dildo appears exactly the same as the next. They’re a truly unique dragon dildo that will set your love life on fire!
The The Hydrus Water Dragon Dildo was rated 60 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Materials | Silicone |
| Length | 8 inches |
| Insertable length | 6.5 inches |
| Width | (up to) 1.9 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
The Hydrus Water Dragon Dildo is quite literally based on the cock of a fictional dragon. As such, the design is equally strange and weird, with scales covering the length of the shaft and even a knot at the bottom. As such, the textures are far beyond many of the other animal sex toys that I’ve talked about in this post. The materials are high quality, and they can take plenty of abuse, so don’t be afraid to go wild with this thing. The Hydrus Water Dragon Dildo might not be for everyone because of how outlandish it looks. Also, the textures are very extreme, so if you want something a little less rough then this might not be the best place to start. The price is also very steep, so you’ll have to be sure that this is the dildo for you. But overall, I think this is a fantastical and futuristic phallus that adds something a little different to your sex toy collection.
The Realm Lycan Werewolf Dildo
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It’s not just folklore, with The Realm your beastly fantasies come to life! The Realm Lycan Silicone Lock On & Harness Compatible Werewolf Dildo is made of soft, flexible, hand-poured, platinum-cured silicone. This girthy creature, with its dense, matte texture and multiple coronal ridges will please those who love a slow, powerful stroke with ample friction. This monster will have you howling at the moon! Use with your favorite quality water-based lube for an incredibly stimulating, yet comfortable experience. Lycan connects with either of The Realm Lock On Sword Handles to turn your playtime into an adventure!
The The Realm Lycan Werewolf Dildo was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Materials | Silicone |
| Length | 10.5 inches |
| Insertable length | 8 inches |
| Width | 2 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
The well-sized and brightly colored Realm Lycan Werewolf Dildo is one that offers up quite a few options to keep things spicy in the masturbation department. This silicone dildo has all the usual flexibilities as many of the other dildos that I’ve talked about, but it also has a bonus feature: it can be connected to either of the Realm Lock On Sword Handles, meaning that the dildo can be wielded as almost a weapon! It makes for a much more exciting toy than purely a normal dildo. I will say that despite its many positives, the Realm Lycan Werewolf Dildo is not exactly the smallest toy ever, so if it’s discreet-ness that you’re after, then you may be better off elsewhere. Also, that size will cost you! While it’s not the most expensive animal sex toy ever, it’s definitely not the creapest.
Makara Glow-In-The-Dark Snake
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This may be the most beautiful anal hose you’ve ever seen! The Makara Glow-In-The-Dark Snake 18.25″ Dildo looks like a mystical sea snake! With a base that is sunburst colors of yellow and orange and a body that is shades of purple and blue, it features fine, detailed patterns along the body with a glitter embed! From the flower petal base to the scaled and sucker-covered body to the sea snake head that has gills, eyes, and a mouth, this is a gorgeous toy you’ll be proud to show off or privately enjoy!
The Makara Glow-In-The-Dark Snake was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Materials | Silicone |
| Length | 18.25 inches |
| Insertable length | 16.5 inches |
| Width | 2 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
Long, thin, and sexily serpent-like, the Makara Glow-In-The-Dark Snake is an animal sex toy with a difference! It is long, thin, super-flexible, and can be used whenever and wherever you want. Because it is so flexible, it has the ability to move and shape itself to the natural curves of your body, so you don’t have to worry about it being uncomfortable while it’s inside you. The glow-in-the-dark feature is also great, and adds a fun element if you want a little fun with the lights off! Some people may find the Makara Glow-In-The-Dark Snake to be a little too long and may find the thin width not to be filling enough. This is understandable. Also, I think that it could be a little more textured and provide some stimulation as it goes in and out of your body. Aside from that, the Makara Glow-In-The-Dark Snake is definitely a unique choice of animal sex toys!
Penisaurus Dildo
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