The 7 Best Breast Masturbators for Boob-Based Bliss

Josh Gill
by Josh GillUpdated:

Say hello to my pick of the best breast masturbators available! In this review I’ve taken a ton of time out to select and rank the best boob sex toys and tit-fitted Fleshlight type products out there. Together with the team of testers at Bedbible, we’ve extensively tested a bunch of fake tits to provide you with enough insight to choose the best for you.

Test Winner4.8Tantaly Britney 2.0 rating 4.8
Cheapest4.7THRUST Pro Elite Alicia rating 4.7
Beginner4.5Realistic Silicone Breast Sex Toy rating 4.5
Premium4.7WM Big Boob Doll rating 4.7
Interactive4.5Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Boob Fleshlight rating 4.5
4.5Pipedream PDX Masturbator rating 4.5
4.4Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Masturbator rating 4.4
Tantaly Britney 2.0THRUST Pro Elite AliciaRealistic Silicone Breast Sex ToyWM Big Boob DollPipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Boob FleshlightPipedream PDX MasturbatorPipedream Extreme Fuck Me Masturbator
Tantaly Britney 2.0THRUST Pro Elite AliciaRealistic Silicone Breast Sex ToyWM Big Boob DollPipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Boob FleshlightPipedream PDX MasturbatorPipedream Extreme Fuck Me Masturbator
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  • Realistic feeling skin
  • Tight and textured vagina and anus
  • Huge 32B breasts
  • Realistic vagina & anus positioning
  • Less sticky surface than the previous version
  • Skin may get discolored
  • Pretty small
  • Slight chemical smell
  • Openings aren't too deep
  • Quite tricky to clean
  • Fairly bulky
  • Not too discreet
  • High price
  • Large and sexy size
  • Weighty feel
  • Great to push together
  • Only one size breast available
  • The size of the entire toy
  • Incredibly lifelike appearance
  • Advanced skeleton for realistic posing
  • Gel-filled breasts provide a realistic feel
  • Absolutely beautiful doll
  • Heavy weight (116+ pounds)
  • High price point
  • Requires ALOT of cleaning and maintenance
  • Combines breasts, vagina and butt
  • Built in speakers
  • VIbrating inner canal
  • Quite strange looking
  • Sounds might get repetitive
  • Looks realistic
  • Feels life-like
  • A lot of options
  • Heavy and bulky
  • No vibration function
  • Two tight holes
  • Big 36DD breasts
  • Realistic texture
  • Unrealistic proportions
  • Large and bulky

How we reviewed the best breast masturbators

We – like so many other people – can’t resist a good pair of boobs! So when it came to reviewing breast masturbators we weren’t short of people who were willing to provide their own objective and unbiased opinions. Not only did we use the testimony of our testers, but we also scoured the internet for reviews from average people to see if their thoughts matched our testers thoughts. We then collated these thoughts and opinions, looked at the pros and cons, and produced this thorough, well-thought-out, and comprehensive review of 7 of the best breast masturbators out there!

How we reviewed the best breast masturbators
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Types of breast masturbators

Breast masturbators are breast masturbators, right? Wrong! There are several different types of this buxom toy, and we’re going to take a little look at a few of our absolute favorites!

  • Breasts only – If you just want to feel a nice big pair of breasts around your cock then a breasts only masturbator is probably the perfect thing for you. Perfect to play with, squeeze, push together and have all kinds of fun with, breast only masturbators are a lot of naughty fun!
  • Torso – If you want a more life-like, realistic looking body to play with then a torso will be more up your street. Featuring not only breasts, but a vagina and butt too, they really give a kick of realism to proceedings!
  • Breast + vaginal opening – This toy combines the breasts of a breasts only masturbator and the vagina or a torso masturbator to form something that is the best (or should that be breast) of both worlds! A pair of boobs with a molded vagina? Okay that might look weird, but man, is it effective!

Reviews of the 7 best breast masturbators

Test Winner Tantaly Britney 2.0 Huge Tit Masturbator

4.8/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.8/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.8/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Kevin Foley

User Ratings:

4.8/5.0

Based on 384 user reviews

90/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Tantaly Britney 2.0 Huge Tit Masturbator was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the breast masturbator.

90/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Tantaly Britney 2.0 Huge Tit Masturbator was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

95/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Tantaly Britney 2.0 Huge Tit Masturbator was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Pricey

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PricePrice

Rating: Tantaly Britney 2.0 Huge Tit Masturbator was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the Tantaly Britney 2.0 Huge Tit Masturbator

The Britney Huge Tit Masturbator is a voluptuous, arousing and hyper-realistically textured sex toy that will blow your mind! Complete with deceptively large 32B cup breasts, this toy has a 7 inch deep, super-textured vagina and a tight 5 inch deep anus. Choose your poison! The skin is stippled and even features cute little back dimples and even goosebumps for that extra layer of reality!

Pros

  • Realistic feeling skin
  • Tight and textured vagina and anus
  • Huge 32B breasts
  • Realistic vagina & anus positioning
  • Less sticky surface than the previous version

Cons

  • Skin may get discolored
  • Pretty small
  • Slight chemical smell

My verdict

Let’s start off by pointing out the obvious: the Britney Huge Tit Masturbator has an amazing rack! Looking larger than 32B, these bad boys jiggle and wobble with every single stroke of the cock. The textured outer vagina and butt conceal ribbed and ridged inner canals that feel like the real deal. The toy features a flexible metal frame so you can position her however you want to get the most out of the experience. Despite its relatively small size and possible defect where the skin might suffer from a small amount of discoloration, it’s still a wonderfully and erotically fun toy that is sure to bring you to climax over and over and over again!

Buy, if you...

  1. Enjoy larger than average breasts
  2. Need a waterproof masturbator
  3. Want to play with a vagina AND a butt
  4. Are upgrading from a handheld stroker
  5. Enjoy trying multiple positions

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Prefer smaller breasts
  2. Want something more discreet
  3. Want a life-sized doll

Cheapest THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator

4.7/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.7/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.8/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Josh Gill

User Ratings:

4.5/5.0

Based on 59 user reviews

90/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the breast masturbator.

80/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

80/100
QualityQuality

Rating: THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Cheap

Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
PricePrice

Rating: THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is affordable compared to other breast masturbators.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator

If you love big breasts on a woman then boy oh boy the THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator is for you! While it might be a little too small for some, if you’re looking for something light and easy to handle then this toy is just right! Alicia has two openings, both 5 inches deep. Perfect for your average length penis. Flip her over and you’ll come face to face with her peachy bum and gorgeous little butt. Tasty!

Cons

  • Openings aren't too deep
  • Quite tricky to clean
  • Fairly bulky
  • Not too discreet
  • High price
  • Porous material

My verdict

The THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator is going to keep you entertained for a looong time! Smaller than your average adult female, she still boasts an impressive pair of boobs which you’re sure to love watching bounce and jiggle as you stroke your cock into her realistic textured vagina or butt. Clean-up may be a bit of an issue, and the two openings are plenty tight enough but maybe not deep enough for those with a larger than average sized penis.

Buy, if you...

  1. Love feeling big breasts
  2. Have an averaged size penis
  3. Need a waterproof sex doll torso
  4. Want a lifelike sex toy
  5. Don't mind the bulky size

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Are looking for a discreet toy
  2. Have a larger than average sized penis
  3. Prefer handheld masturbators
  4. Are on a budget
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Beginner Realistic Silicone Breast Sex Toy

4.5/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.5/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Josh Gill

User Ratings:

4.5/5.0

Based on user reviews

80/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Realistic Silicone Breast Sex Toy was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the breast masturbator.

40/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Realistic Silicone Breast Sex Toy was rated 40 out of 100, which means it is possible to figure out how it should be used.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

80/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Realistic Silicone Breast Sex Toy was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Moderate

Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
PricePrice

Rating: Realistic Silicone Breast Sex Toy was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the Realistic Silicone Breast Sex Toy

These Realistic Silicone Breasts are a perfect choice for those that love to feel, squeeze, play with, titty-fuck, or otherwise just appreciate a big pair of breasts. Designed to be enjoyed and used however you want, it has a skin that is is resistant to marks, scuffs, and damage. So what are you waiting for? Get your hands on these magnificent milkers, push them together and enjoy yourself!

Pros

  • Large and sexy size
  • Weighty feel
  • Great to push together

Cons

  • Only one size breast available
  • The size of the entire toy

My verdict

If you’re a beginner and want to take a delve into the world of boob-play then the Realistic Silicone Breasts are sure to hook you in and keep you coming back for more! They not only look amazing but once you get your hands on them it’ll be just like the real thing. They are soft, warm, and squishy. Perfect to put your cock inbetween! Downsides? There are only a few: the boobs only come in one size (large!), and the package as a whole is fairly large making it somewhat difficult to store away.

Buy, if you...

  1. Can't resist nice big boobs
  2. Want a realistic fleshy texture
  3. Want something to put your cock inbetween

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Want a vibrating toy
  2. Are more of a pussy/ass guy

Premium WM Doll Full Size Big Boobed Sex Doll

4.7/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.7/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Edie

User Ratings:

4.9/5.0

Based on 96 user reviews

100/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: WM Doll Full Size Big Boobed Sex Doll was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the breast masturbator.

50/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: WM Doll Full Size Big Boobed Sex Doll was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

80/100
QualityQuality

Rating: WM Doll Full Size Big Boobed Sex Doll was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Premium

Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
PricePrice

Rating: WM Doll Full Size Big Boobed Sex Doll was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the WM Doll Full Size Big Boobed Sex Doll

The WM Doll 163 cm H-Cup with #198 Head is a lifelike sex doll designed for those who appreciate a curvy figure.

Made from TPE, she boasts a realistic look with gel-filled H-cup breasts, a beautifully sculpted face, and an advanced skeleton for varied posing.

She includes three usable orifices and is carefully detailed with painted features for added realism.

Pros

  • Incredibly lifelike appearance
  • Advanced skeleton for realistic posing
  • Gel-filled breasts provide a realistic feel
  • Absolutely beautiful doll

Cons

  • Heavy weight (116+ pounds)
  • High price point
  • Requires ALOT of cleaning and maintenance

My verdict

In my experience, the WM Doll 163 cm H-Cup with #198 Head is a stunning piece of craftsmanship. Its lifelike appearance and feel, coupled with the advanced articulation, make it a joy to handle and view.

However, its significant weight can be a challenge, and its high price reflects its quality.

It’s perfect for those who seek a realistic, voluptuous companion and are willing to invest in a high-end sex doll. Just be ready for the physical demands of handling her and the required upkeep to maintain her beauty. If these factors align with your needs and capabilities, “Callie” could be an incredible addition to your collection.

Buy, if you...

  1. appreciate a more voluptuous and curvy figure in a companion doll.
  2. seek a highly realistic sexual experience with multiple options for play.
  3. value advanced articulation for posing and photography purposes.
  4. are willing to invest in a high-quality, lifelike sex doll.
  5. have the strength and space to handle and store a larger, heavier doll.

Don't buy, if you...

  1. find the weight and size of the doll too cumbersome for easy handling.
  2. prefer a more affordable option with less maintenance.
  3. have lifting restrictions or mobility issues that make handling a heavy doll difficult.
  4. are concerned about the potential for skin imperfections or damage in shipping.
  5. don't have adequate storage space for a large, lifelike doll.

Interactive Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Boob Fleshlight

4.5/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.5/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

5/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Josh Gill

User Ratings:

4.0/5.0

Based on user reviews

80/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Boob Fleshlight was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the breast masturbator.

40/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Boob Fleshlight was rated 40 out of 100, which means it is possible to figure out how it should be used.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

80/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Boob Fleshlight was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Moderate

Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
PricePrice

Rating: Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Boob Fleshlight was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Boob Fleshlight

The Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Masturbator combines breasts, a vagina, and a butt into one small but super fun package. With a built in vibrator you are going to feel your cock being massaged and pleasured all while listening to her moans and screams. That’s right – she’s a noisy girl! The harder you pump, the louder she gets. Who doesn’t love a bit of encouragement! Have fun guys!

Pros

  • Combines breasts, vagina and butt
  • Built in speakers
  • VIbrating inner canal

Cons

  • Quite strange looking
  • Sounds might get repetitive

Vibrations: The vibrations of the Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Boob Fleshlight are quiet, quite powerful, and somewhat buzzy

SoundSound rating

Rating: Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Boob Fleshlight was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Boob Fleshlight felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound rating
PowerSound rating

Rating: Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Boob Fleshlight was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is quite powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Boob Fleshlight felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingPower ratingPower rating
BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

My verdict

The Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Masturbator is an admittedly weird looking toy that combines a good pair of tits with a vagina and butt! The whole thing feels realistic and fleshy, so whatever you choose to play with will feel realistic. So choose whichever hole you prefer and get to work. The vibrations will soon have you weak at the knees!

And what makes it even better is that the harder and deeper you push your cock, the louder she moans and screams! It is sure to keep you absolutely rock hard until you blow! Yes it might look a little weird, but holy hell; it gives you a lot of amazing options. You’re going to have a LOT of fun!

Buy, if you...

  1. Love to play with breasts
  2. Want a vagina to slide into
  3. Like a noisy girl

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Want something more realistic
  2. Would prefer to pay less

Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator w. Fake Tits

4.5/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.5/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Josh Gill

User Ratings:

0/5.0

Based on user reviews

80/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator w. Fake Tits was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the breast masturbator.

60/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator w. Fake Tits was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

80/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator w. Fake Tits was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Moderate

Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
PricePrice

Rating: Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator w. Fake Tits was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator w. Fake Tits

The Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator is a gorgeous hunk of hottie body that not only allows you to play with some of the most amazing and realistic breasts you can find, but also gives you the option of using her tight vagina or butt. Made of a durable and life-like material it’s going to look and feel exactly like the real thing, and you can pound away to your heart’s content ‘cos this is one gorgeous girl that can’t wait to meet you!

Pros

  • Looks realistic
  • Feels life-like
  • A lot of options

Cons

  • Heavy and bulky
  • No vibration function

My verdict

The Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator gives you the enviable option of choosing between a pair of gorgeous, pert breasts, a warm vagina or a tight butt. Whichever you choose we’re sure you’ll be delighted with the realism of this toy. It is a great size, and while it might seem bulky and big, it gives it that further illusion of realness. If a vibrating function could be added it would take this toy to the very next level of pleasure. A real stamina trainer and an absolutly awesome time!

Buy, if you...

  1. Want a full female torso toy
  2. Love to play with boobs
  3. Like the option of using the vagina/butt

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Need something a little more discreet
  2. Want a cheaper toy

Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Fake Tits Masturbator

4.5/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.5/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Edie

User Ratings:

4.9/5.0

Based on 82 user reviews

72/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Fake Tits Masturbator was rated 72 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the breast masturbator.

85/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Fake Tits Masturbator was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

77/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Fake Tits Masturbator was rated 77 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Affordable

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PricePrice

Rating: Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Fake Tits Masturbator was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Fake Tits Masturbator

The Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Doll Masturbator is a (wet) dream come true for those of you out there can’t resist the primal attraction of the beautiful female body. Where do you put your cock? Well you have options! You can either use the vagina or the butt to thrust away to your heart’s content, all while enjoying the big, firm 36DD breasts! Just as with all Pipedream products you’re sure to fall head over heels in love with the realistic textures and feel of this sexy little minx!

Pros

  • Two tight holes
  • Big 36DD breasts
  • Realistic texture

Cons

  • Unrealistic proportions
  • Large and bulky

My verdict

The Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Doll Masturbator is an absolute hunk of hotness! With a vagina, a butt and two blouse-popping breasts, she looks and feels hyper-realistic. The options you have when deciding how best to have fun with her are limitless! Sadly the body proportions are quite unrealistic, so if you’re on the hunt for a toy that’s more accurate to the realistic and natural proportions of a real human this might not be the one for you. Also be warned that this is not a discreet toy and as such probably won’t be the easiest to quickly stash away!

Buy, if you...

  1. Love playing with big tits
  2. Enjoy fucking pussy or ass
  3. Are looking for a realistic looking doll

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Prefer more realistic body proportions
  2. Are looking for something smaller

Comparison of the 7 best breast masturbators

BestTest Winner Cheapest Beginner Premium Interactive null null
Overall score4.8 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 - 4.5 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.8 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0
User rating4.8 / 5.0
from 384 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 59 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 4 users
4.9 / 5.0
from 96 users
4 / 5.0
from 1 users
- 4.9 / 5.0
from 82 users
PricePricey Cheap Moderate Premium Moderate Moderate Affordable
Design90 / 100 90 / 100 80 / 100 100 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 72 / 100
Ease of use90 / 100 80 / 100 40 / 100 50 / 100 40 / 100 60 / 100 85 / 100
Quality95 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 77 / 100
Sound----40 / 100 --
Power----60 / 100 --
Buzzy/Rumbly----neither really buzzy nor rumbly --
Height(Overall) 19.09 inches, (seated) 17.72 inches9 inches-5 Foot 4 inches-5.5 inches-
Width(Upper bust) 9.072 inches, (waist) 6.054 inches, (hips) 9.524 inches14 inches13 inches--8.5 inches(canal) 1 inches
Length(Leg) 1.18 inches14 inches---17.5 inches-
Insertable length(Vagina) 7 inches, (anus) 6.22 inches(vagina) 7.5 inches, (anus) 5.5 inches-Depth: vagina 6.7, anus 6.7, mouth 6 inches-5 inches8 inches
Diameter (internal)(Vagina) 0.6 inches, (anus) 0.2 inches------
Weight29.76 lbs-10 lbs116 or more lbs8 lbs-18 lbs
MaterialsTPE Soft plastic Medical-grade silicone TPE Thermoplastic Rubber (TPR) Fanta Flesh (TPR) Soft plastic
WaterproofYes Splashproof Yes --Yes Yes
Storage Bag IncludedYes (zip-up case with protective styrofoam molding) ------
Condom safeYes ------
Openings-Vagina and anus -3 --Vagina and butt
Flexibility---Body and hands advanced skeletons ---
Rechargeable----Yes: USB cable --
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Is TPE Safe for a Breast Masturbator?

Thermo plastic elastomer (or TPE for short) is a material that many breast masturbators are made out of. But is it safe and is it any good? Let’s take a look at some of the pros and cons of TPE products!

Pros

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Matte and smooth in appearance, TPE products have outstanding thermal properties. This means that they can hold their temperature for a fairly long time. This is perfect if you want your breast masturbator to feel as realistic as possible. It is because of this heat/cold resistance that TPE is a very durable material that tends to be able to last a very long time. This is what helps keep the breast masturbators safe for repeated use.

Cons

Cons

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When it comes to breast masturbators, TPE might not be the best option. It does have a tendency to warp and disfigure over time and with specific and repeated pressures. As we’re sure you can imagine, breast masturbators are likely to get certain kinds of repeated pressures! Because of this warping, tears and fissures could open, which may lead to cuts or damages in places ou don’t want cuts or damages! It can also be costly to manufacture – something which is passed on to the consumer, meaning TPE products aren’t always the cheapest!

TPE is also a porous material meaning it might start to harbour bacteria and germs over time. You can mitigate this by properly cleaning it, but if you’re looking for a completely non-porous masturbator then silicone is the way to go.

FAQ

Are breast masturbators as good as the real thing?
Yes, very nearly! The skin is designed to feel realistic and hold a constant temperature so it feels just like the flesh of a human. Nothing will ever compare to the real thing, but breast masturbators and the technology are coming on leaps and bounds, so it's only a matter of time til you can barely distinguish between the toy and the real deal!
Are breast masturbators healthy to use?
Of course! What's more natural than masturbation? Masturbation is a healthy and normal thing to do, and breast massagers just add another dimension to it! They allow you to experience the feel of breasts to help heighten the moment and bring you to the best orgasm possible!
What lubrication should I use with my breast masturbator?
Lubrication is important if you want a smooth ride, and we'd always recommend a good, high quality water-based lubricant. They are good for the body, good for the toy, easy to clean up and won't leave any residue.
Who can use a breast masturbator?
Anyone! If you have a cock and want to enjoy some breasts, pussy or ass then you'll be able to use a breast masturbator! In fact we're fairly sure some women would love the feel of this kind of toy too and that they could possibly get something out of it! So if you want to use one, GO FOR IT!
Are TPE breast masturbators better than silicone ones?
It depends on the feel that you prefer. As discussed further up in this post (in the "Is TPE Safe for a Breast Masturbator?" section) both have their pros and cons. Silicone is firmer and more durable whereas TPE is softer with better heat retention. Silicone is easier to clean whereas TPE has more of a realistic 'jiggle'. It all comes down to what you want in a breast masturbator.

What is a breast masturbator?

A breast masturbator is a kind of male sex toy that allows you to enjoy each and every beautiful curve of the female body - including a pair or meticulously and intricately sculpted breasts! They are made to feel life-like and realistic as possible so they feel like the absolute real deal against your hands...or any other part of your anatomy, for that matter! When it comes to male sex toys, breast masturbators are becoming increasingly popular. So get on board and ride on down to pleasure town! Wooo!

Author
Josh Gill
Josh Gill

As a trained journalist and a freelance writer, I never thought I’d fall into writing about sex toys. But here I am, and I must say, I’m glad I’m here! There’s a whole world of sex toys out there that can be enjoyed by men, women, and everything in between, and if I can get across my passions via my writing, then I’m certainly doing something right! Everyone loves sex, and everyone should be able to express that love however they want and with whomever they choose. Besides, who says men can’t enjoy sex toys too? Certainly not me!

Age: 34
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
All-time favorite sex toy: The Handy
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