The 7 Best Breast Masturbators for Boob-Based Bliss

    Joshua Gill
    by Joshua Gill
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    Say hello to 7 of the best breast masturbators available! In this review we’re going to take a look at the positives, negatives, and everything in between to find out which is best for you and your needs! Want a few handy hints and tips along the way? We’ve got your back! We aim to be a one-stop review for anyone that is on the hunt for breast masturbators of any shape or size!

    How we reviewed the best breast masturbators

    We – like so many other people – can’t resist a good pair of boobs! So when it came to reviewing breast masturbators we weren’t short of people who were willing to provide their own objective and unbiased opinions. Not only did we use the testimony of our testers, but we also scoured the internet for reviews from average people to see if their thoughts matched our testers thoughts. We then collated these thoughts and opinions, looked at the pros and cons, and produced this thorough, well-thought-out, and comprehensive review of 7 of the best breast masturbators out there!

    How we reviewed the best breast masturbators

    Types of breast masturbators

    Breast masturbators are breast masturbators, right? Wrong! There are several different types of this buxom toy, and we’re going to take a little look at a few of our absolute favorites!

    • Breasts only – If you just want to feel a nice big pair of breasts around your cock then a breasts only masturbator is probably the perfect thing for you. Perfect to play with, squeeze, push together and have all kinds of fun with, breast only masturbators are a lot of naughty fun!
    • Torso – If you want a more life-like, realistic looking body to play with then a torso will be more up your street. Featuring not only breasts, but a vagina and butt too, they really give a kick of realism to proceedings!
    • Breast + vaginal opening – This toy combines the breasts of a breasts only masturbator and the vagina or a torso masturbator to form something that is the best (or should that be breast) of both worlds! A pair of boobs with a molded vagina? Okay that might look weird, but man, is it effective!

    FAQ

    Are breast masturbators as good as the real thing?
    Yes, very nearly! The skin is designed to feel realistic and hold a constant temperature so it feels just like the flesh of a human. Nothing will ever compare to the real thing, but breast masturbators and the technology are coming on leaps and bounds, so it's only a matter of time til you can barely distinguish between the toy and the real deal!
    Are breast masturbators healthy to use?
    Of course! What's more natural than masturbation? Masturbation is a healthy and normal thing to do, and breast massagers just add another dimension to it! They allow you to experience the feel of breasts to help heighten the moment and bring you to the best orgasm possible!
    What lubrication should I use with my breast masturbator?
    Lubrication is important if you want a smooth ride, and we'd always recommend a good, high quality water-based lubricant. They are good for the body, good for the toy, easy to clean up and won't leave any residue.
    Who can use a breast masturbator?
    Anyone! If you have a cock and want to enjoy some breasts, pussy or ass then you'll be able to use a breast masturbator! In fact we're fairly sure some women would love the feel of this kind of toy too and that they could possibly get something out of it! So if you want to use one, GO FOR IT!
    Are TPE breast masturbators better than silicone ones?
    It depends on the feel that you prefer. As discussed further up in this post (in the "Is TPE Safe for a Breast Masturbator?" section) both have their pros and cons. Silicone is firmer and more durable whereas TPE is softer with better heat retention. Silicone is easier to clean whereas TPE has more of a realistic 'jiggle'. It all comes down to what you want in a breast masturbator.

    What is a breast masturbator?

    A breast masturbator is a kind of male sex toy that allows you to enjoy each and every beautiful curve of the female body - including a pair or meticulously and intricately sculpted breasts! They are made to feel life-like and realistic as possible so they feel like the absolute real deal against your hands...or any other part of your anatomy, for that matter! When it comes to male sex toys, breast masturbators are becoming increasingly popular. So get on board and ride on down to pleasure town! Wooo!

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    The 7 Best breast masturbators in Test

    1 Test winner

    Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Masturbator

    Design: 72
    Ease of Use: 85
    Quality: 77
    Price: 0/5

    Bedbible rating: 0

    User rating:
    No user rating

    The Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Doll Masturbator is a (wet) dream come true for those of you out there can’t resist the primal attraction of the beautiful female body. Where do you put your cock? Well you have options! You can either use the vagina or the butt to thrust away to your heart’s content, all while enjoying the big, firm 36DD breasts! Just as with all Pipedream products you’re sure to fall head over heels in love with the realistic textures and feel of this sexy little minx!

    Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Masturbator  test
    Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Masturbator  features
    Recommended for:
    BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
    You should buy the Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Masturbator if you...
    Love playing with big tits
    Enjoy fucking pussy or ass
    Are looking for a realistic looking doll
    You should NOT buy the Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Masturbator if you...
    Prefer more realistic body proportions
    Are looking for something smaller
    Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Masturbator  features
    Features
    MaterialsSoft plastic 
    OpeningsVagina and butt 
    Insertable length8 inches
    Width(canal) 1 inches
    Weight18 lbs
    WaterproofYes 
    Pros
    Two tight holes
    Big 36DD breasts
    Realistic texture
    Cons
    Unrealistic proportions
    Large and bulky
    Conclusion

    The Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Doll Masturbator is an absolute hunk of hotness! With a vagina, a butt and two blouse-popping breasts, she looks and feels hyper-realistic. The options you have when deciding how best to have fun with her are limitless! Sadly the body proportions are quite unrealistic, so if you’re on the hunt for a toy that’s more accurate to the realistic and natural proportions of a real human this might not be the one for you. Also be warned that this is not a discreet toy and as such probably won’t be the easiest to quickly stash away!

    2 Cheapest

    Red Peach Milk Sex Doll Breasts

    Design: 80
    Ease of Use: 40
    Quality: 80
    Price: 0/5

    Bedbible rating: 0

    User rating:
    No user rating

    The Red Peach Milk Sex Doll Breasts are a peachy pair of pointers that will drive you wild! This is not just some cheap male masturbator! Use them to squeeze around your cock and stroke them up and down your length. With a realistic feeling flesh texture and super tease-able hard nipples, they will fool you into thinking they’re as good the real thing and will surely be a hit with any true titty lover!

    Red Peach Milk Sex Doll Breasts test
    Red Peach Milk Sex Doll Breasts features
    Recommended for:
    BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
    You should buy the Red Peach Milk Breasts if you...
    Are a big fan of big boobs
    Enjoy a fleshy realistic feeling toy
    Love nice hard nipples
    You should NOT buy the Red Peach Milk Breasts if you...
    Prefer to have a hole to play with
    Like smaller breasts
    Red Peach Milk Sex Doll Breasts features
    Features
    MaterialsHigh-Quality TPR 
    Length10.6 inches
    Width8.6 inches
    Height3.9 inches
    Weight2.15 lbs
    WaterproofYes 
    Pros
    Big 36DD breasts
    Realistic feel
    Super easy to clean
    Cons
    Only boobs - no vagina/butt
    Bulky toy
    Conclusion

    The Red Peach Milk Sex Doll Breasts give you the amazing opportunity to stroke a gorgeous feeling pair of 36DD breasts up and down your cock whenever you feel like it! The texture feels realistic and the pert and pointy little nipples will have you hot under the collar! Squeeze it around your cock for the best results as you stroke your cock in between them. It’s a great and undeniably fun toy, but unfortunately they are ONLY boobs. There’s no hole to slide your cock into! But for you boob lovers out there it’s an absolute home run!

    3 Beginner

    Realistic Silicone Breasts

    Design: 80
    Ease of Use: 40
    Quality: 80
    Price: 0/5

    Bedbible rating: 0

    User rating:
    No user rating

    These Realistic Silicone Breasts are a perfect choice for those that love to feel, squeeze, play with, titty-fuck, or otherwise just appreciate a big pair of breasts. Designed to be enjoyed and used however you want, it has a skin that is is resistant to marks, scuffs, and damage. So what are you waiting for? Get your hands on these magnificent milkers, push them together and enjoy yourself!

    Realistic Silicone Breasts test
    Realistic Silicone Breasts features
    Recommended for:
    BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
    You should buy the Realistic Silicone Breasts if you...
    Can't resist nice big boobs
    Want a realistic fleshy texture
    Want something to put your cock inbetween
    You should NOT buy the Realistic Silicone Breasts if you...
    Want a vibrating toy
    Are more of a pussy/ass guy
    Realistic Silicone Breasts features
    Features
    MaterialsMedical-grade silicone 
    Width13 inches
    Weight10 lbs
    WaterproofYes 
    Pros
    Large and sexy size
    Weighty feel
    Great to push together
    Cons
    Only one size breast available
    The size of the entire toy
    Conclusion

    If you’re a beginner and want to take a delve into the world of boob-play then the Realistic Silicone Breasts are sure to hook you in and keep you coming back for more! They not only look amazing but once you get your hands on them it’ll be just like the real thing. They are soft, warm, and squishy. Perfect to put your cock inbetween! Downsides? There are only a few: the boobs only come in one size (large!), and the package as a whole is fairly large making it somewhat difficult to store away.

    4 Interactive

    Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Masturbator

    Design: 80
    Ease of Use: 40
    Quality: 80
    Price: 0/5

    Bedbible rating: 0

    User rating:
    No user rating

    The Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Masturbator combines breasts, a vagina, and a butt into one small but super fun package. With a built in vibrator you are going to feel your cock being massaged and pleasured all while listening to her moans and screams. That’s right – she’s a noisy girl! The harder you pump, the louder she gets. Who doesn’t love a bit of encouragement! Have fun guys!

    Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Masturbator test
    Recommended for:
    BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
    Vibrations:
    Sound:

    Power:

    BuzzyRumbly
    You should buy the Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Masturbator if you...
    Love to play with breasts
    Want a vagina to slide into
    Like a noisy girl
    You should NOT buy the Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Masturbator if you...
    Want something more realistic
    Would prefer to pay less
    Features
    MaterialsThermoplastic Rubber (TPR)  
    RechargeableYes: USB cable 
    Weight8 lbs
    Pros
    Combines breasts, vagina and butt
    Built in speakers
    VIbrating inner canal
    Cons
    Quite strange looking
    Sounds might get repetitive
    Conclusion

    The Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Masturbator is an admittedly weird looking toy that combines a good pair of tits with a vagina and butt! The whole thing feels realistic and fleshy, so whatever you choose to play with will feel realistic. So choose whichever hole you prefer and get to work. The vibrations will soon have you weak at the knees!

    And what makes it even better is that the harder and deeper you push your cock, the louder she moans and screams! It is sure to keep you absolutely rock hard until you blow! Yes it might look a little weird, but holy hell; it gives you a lot of amazing options. You’re going to have a LOT of fun!

    5

    Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator

    Design: 80
    Ease of Use: 60
    Quality: 80
    Price: 0/5

    Bedbible rating: 0

    User rating:
    No user rating

    The Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator is a gorgeous hunk of hottie body that not only allows you to play with some of the most amazing and realistic breasts you can find, but also gives you the option of using her tight vagina or butt. Made of a durable and life-like material it’s going to look and feel exactly like the real thing, and you can pound away to your heart’s content ‘cos this is one gorgeous girl that can’t wait to meet you!

    Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator test
    Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator features
    Recommended for:
    BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
    You should buy the Pipedream PDX Masturbator if you...
    Want a full female torso toy
    Love to play with boobs
    Like the option of using the vagina/butt
    You should NOT buy the Pipedream PDX Masturbator if you...
    Need something a little more discreet
    Want a cheaper toy
    Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator features
    Features
    MaterialsFanta Flesh (TPR) 
    Length17.5 inches
    Width8.5 inches
    Height5.5 inches
    Insertable length5 inches
    WaterproofYes 
    Pros
    Looks realistic
    Feels life-like
    A lot of options
    Cons
    Heavy and bulky
    No vibration function
    Conclusion

    The Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator gives you the enviable option of choosing between a pair of gorgeous, pert breasts, a warm vagina or a tight butt. Whichever you choose we’re sure you’ll be delighted with the realism of this toy. It is a great size, and while it might seem bulky and big, it gives it that further illusion of realness. If a vibrating function could be added it would take this toy to the very next level of pleasure. A real stamina trainer and an absolutly awesome time!

    6

    THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator

    Design: 80
    Ease of Use: 40
    Quality: 80
    Price: 0/5

    Bedbible rating: 0

    User rating:
    No user rating

    If you love big breasts on a woman then boy oh boy the THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator is for you! While it might be a little too small for some, if you’re looking for something light and easy to handle then this toy is just right! Alicia has two openings, both 5 inches deep. Perfect for your average length penis. Flip her over and you’ll come face to face with her peachy bum and gorgeous little butt. Tasty!

    THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator  test
    THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator  features
    Recommended for:
    BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
    You should buy the THRUST Pro Elite Alicia if you...
    Love feeling big breasts
    Have an averaged size penis
    Need a waterproof sex doll torso
    You should NOT buy the THRUST Pro Elite Alicia if you...
    Are looking for a discreet toy
    Have a larger than average sized penis
    THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator  features
    Features
    MaterialsSoft Plastic 
    Length19 inches
    Insertable length5 inches
    Width(canal) 0.25 inches
    OpeningsVagina and butt 
    WaterproofYes 
    Pros
    Realistic inner canals
    Gorgeous boobs
    Easy to manoeuvre
    Cons
    Openings aren't too deep
    Quite tricky to clean
    Conclusion

    The THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator is going to keep you entertained for a looong time! Smaller than your average adult female, she still boasts an impressive pair of boobs which you’re sure to love watching bounce and jiggle as you stroke your cock into her realistic textured vagina or butt. Clean-up may be a bit of an issue, and the two openings are plenty tight enough but maybe not deep enough for those with a larger than average sized penis.

    7

    Britney Huge Tit Masturbator

    Design: 80
    Ease of Use: 40
    Quality: 80
    Price: 0/5

    Bedbible rating: 0

    User rating:
    No user rating

    The Britney Huge Tit Masturbator is a voluptuous, arousing and hyper-realistically textured sex toy that will blow your mind! Complete with deceptively large 32B cup breasts, this toy has a 7 inch deep, super-textured vagina and a tight 5 inch deep anus. Choose your poison! The skin is stippled and even features cute little back dimples and even goosebumps for that extra layer of reality!

    Britney Huge Tit Masturbator test
    Britney Huge Tit Masturbator features
    Recommended for:
    BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
    You should buy the Britney Masturbator if you...
    Enjoy larger than average breasts
    Need a waterproof masturbator
    Want to play with a vagina AND a butt
    You should NOT buy the Britney Masturbator if you...
    Prefer smaller breasts
    Want something more discreet
    Britney Huge Tit Masturbator features
    Features
    Length19 inches
    Insertable length(vagina) 7 inches / (anus) 6 inches
    Width(canal) 0.25 inches
    Weight29.76 lbs
    OpeningsVagina and butt 
    WaterproofYes 
    Pros
    Realistic feeling skin
    Tight and textured vagina and anus
    Huge 32B breasts
    Cons
    Skin may get discolored
    Pretty small
    Conclusion

    Let’s start off by pointing out the obvious: the Britney Huge Tit Masturbator has an amazing rack! Looking larger than 32B, these bad boys jiggle and wobble with every single stroke of the cock. The textured outer vagina and butt conceal ribbed and ridged inner canals that feel like the real deal. The toy features a flexible metal frame so you can position her however you want to get the most out of the experience. Despite its relatively small size and possible defect where the skin might suffer from a small amount of discoloration, it’s still a wonderfully and erotically fun toy that is sure to bring you to climax over and over and over again!

    Prefer Something More Lifelike?

    Okay, so so far we’ve shown you some amazing breast masturbators that look and feal like the real deal with realistic breasts and a realistic pussy etc…but what about if you want something eeeeven more lifelike? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Here’s an even more hyper-realistic breast masturbator that you light like!

    Is TPE Safe for a Breast Masturbator?

    Thermo plastic elastomer (or TPE for short) is a material that many breast masturbators are made out of. But is it safe and is it any good? Let’s take a look at some of the pros and cons of TPE products!

    Pros

    Pros

    Pros

    Matte and smooth in appearance, TPE products have outstanding thermal properties. This means that they can hold their temperature for a fairly long time. This is perfect if you want your breast masturbator to feel as realistic as possible. It is because of this heat/cold resistance that TPE is a very durable material that tends to be able to last a very long time. This is what helps keep the breast masturbators safe for repeated use.

    Cons

    Cons

    Cons

    When it comes to breast masturbators, TPE might not be the best option. It does have a tendency to warp and disfigure over time and with specific and repeated pressures. As we’re sure you can imagine, breast masturbators are likely to get certain kinds of repeated pressures! Because of this warping, tears and fissures could open, which may lead to cuts or damages in places ou don’t want cuts or damages! It can also be costly to manufacture – something which is passed on to the consumer, meaning TPE products aren’t always the cheapest!

    TPE is also a porous material meaning it might start to harbour bacteria and germs over time. You can mitigate this by properly cleaning it, but if you’re looking for a completely non-porous masturbator then silicone is the way to go.

    How to use breast masturbators

    We got it: while breast masturbators might look fairly simple and straight forward to use, in reality using a breast masturbator can be quite tricky. That’s why we’re here to talk you through it, every step of the way! So without further ado let’s get down to it!

    How to use breast masturbators

    Make your choice!

    Make your choice!

    Choosing a breast masturbator can be pretty confusing. There ARE a lot of options out there! But you need to think about what you want out of the toy. What kind of experience are you after, what are your likes and dislikes. Only then can you make your choice. Make it a good one!

    Lubricate!

    How to use breast masturbators

    Lubrication is ridiculously important! After all, no one wants an awkward and painful friction burn on their cock when they’re tried to push it in a completely dry sex toy! Ooof, imagine the pain! So lube is your friend. Grab your favorite water-based lube and make sure your cock and your toy are both slathered in it. The wetter the better!

    How to use breast masturbators
    How to use breast masturbators

    Enjoy!

    Enjoy!

    Making sure you fully enjoy the experience you have with you breast masturbator is very important. After all, why pay out so much money if you’re not going to savour the textures and feelings and everything like that! Caress the pert breasts, feel the smooth, soft skin, squeeze the nipples as you slide your lubed up cock inside the tightly textured vagina or butt. Enjoy everything about your breast masturbator until you can’t hold back that orgasm any longer!

    How to clean breast masturbators

    Keeping your breast masturbator clean is essential! Considering what you do to them, there's a very high likelihood that they are going to get covered or filled with some kind of bodily fluid. If you know what we mean! You don't want to find out your breast masturbator as become some gross, dirty and potentially harmful bacteria paradise the next time you come to use it! So here are a few super useful resources that you can use to help keep your breast masturbator is perfect, tip-top, good-to-go condition.

    Porous
    materials

    Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.

    Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.

    Non-propous
    materials

    Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.

    Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.

    The toys with electrical
    components

    If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.

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