The 7 Best Breast Masturbators for Boob-Based Bliss
How we reviewed the best breast masturbators
We – like so many other people – can’t resist a good pair of boobs! So when it came to reviewing breast masturbators we weren’t short of people who were willing to provide their own objective and unbiased opinions. Not only did we use the testimony of our testers, but we also scoured the internet for reviews from average people to see if their thoughts matched our testers thoughts. We then collated these thoughts and opinions, looked at the pros and cons, and produced this thorough, well-thought-out, and comprehensive review of 7 of the best breast masturbators out there!
Types of breast masturbators
Breast masturbators are breast masturbators, right? Wrong! There are several different types of this buxom toy, and we’re going to take a little look at a few of our absolute favorites!
- Breasts only – If you just want to feel a nice big pair of breasts around your cock then a breasts only masturbator is probably the perfect thing for you. Perfect to play with, squeeze, push together and have all kinds of fun with, breast only masturbators are a lot of naughty fun!
- Torso – If you want a more life-like, realistic looking body to play with then a torso will be more up your street. Featuring not only breasts, but a vagina and butt too, they really give a kick of realism to proceedings!
- Breast + vaginal opening – This toy combines the breasts of a breasts only masturbator and the vagina or a torso masturbator to form something that is the best (or should that be breast) of both worlds! A pair of boobs with a molded vagina? Okay that might look weird, but man, is it effective!
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The 7 Best breast masturbators in Test
Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Masturbator
The Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Doll Masturbator is a (wet) dream come true for those of you out there can’t resist the primal attraction of the beautiful female body. Where do you put your cock? Well you have options! You can either use the vagina or the butt to thrust away to your heart’s content, all while enjoying the big, firm 36DD breasts! Just as with all Pipedream products you’re sure to fall head over heels in love with the realistic textures and feel of this sexy little minx!
The Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Doll Masturbator is an absolute hunk of hotness! With a vagina, a butt and two blouse-popping breasts, she looks and feels hyper-realistic. The options you have when deciding how best to have fun with her are limitless! Sadly the body proportions are quite unrealistic, so if you’re on the hunt for a toy that’s more accurate to the realistic and natural proportions of a real human this might not be the one for you. Also be warned that this is not a discreet toy and as such probably won’t be the easiest to quickly stash away!
Pussy Boob the ultimate sex toy!
The Pussy Boob the ultimate sex toy is a combined boob and a vigana – a pussy boob as they call it. This is not just some cheap male masturbator! Use it to either penetrate in to the vagina or squeeze the boob.With a realistic feeling flesh texture and a super tease-able hard nipple, they will fool you into thinking they’re as good the real thing and will surely be a hit with any true titty lover!
The Red Peach Milk Sex Doll Breasts give you the amazing opportunity to stroke a gorgeous feeling pair of 36DD breasts up and down your cock whenever you feel like it! The texture feels realistic and the pert and pointy little nipples will have you hot under the collar! Squeeze it around your cock for the best results as you stroke your cock in between them. It’s a great and undeniably fun toy, but unfortunately they are ONLY boobs. There’s no hole to slide your cock into! But for you boob lovers out there it’s an absolute home run!
Realistic Silicone Breasts
These Realistic Silicone Breasts are a perfect choice for those that love to feel, squeeze, play with, titty-fuck, or otherwise just appreciate a big pair of breasts. Designed to be enjoyed and used however you want, it has a skin that is is resistant to marks, scuffs, and damage. So what are you waiting for? Get your hands on these magnificent milkers, push them together and enjoy yourself!
If you’re a beginner and want to take a delve into the world of boob-play then the Realistic Silicone Breasts are sure to hook you in and keep you coming back for more! They not only look amazing but once you get your hands on them it’ll be just like the real thing. They are soft, warm, and squishy. Perfect to put your cock inbetween! Downsides? There are only a few: the boobs only come in one size (large!), and the package as a whole is fairly large making it somewhat difficult to store away.
Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Masturbator
The Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Masturbator combines breasts, a vagina, and a butt into one small but super fun package. With a built in vibrator you are going to feel your cock being massaged and pleasured all while listening to her moans and screams. That’s right – she’s a noisy girl! The harder you pump, the louder she gets. Who doesn’t love a bit of encouragement! Have fun guys!
The Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Masturbator is an admittedly weird looking toy that combines a good pair of tits with a vagina and butt! The whole thing feels realistic and fleshy, so whatever you choose to play with will feel realistic. So choose whichever hole you prefer and get to work. The vibrations will soon have you weak at the knees!
And what makes it even better is that the harder and deeper you push your cock, the louder she moans and screams! It is sure to keep you absolutely rock hard until you blow! Yes it might look a little weird, but holy hell; it gives you a lot of amazing options. You’re going to have a LOT of fun!
Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator
The Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator is a gorgeous hunk of hottie body that not only allows you to play with some of the most amazing and realistic breasts you can find, but also gives you the option of using her tight vagina or butt. Made of a durable and life-like material it’s going to look and feel exactly like the real thing, and you can pound away to your heart’s content ‘cos this is one gorgeous girl that can’t wait to meet you!
The Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator gives you the enviable option of choosing between a pair of gorgeous, pert breasts, a warm vagina or a tight butt. Whichever you choose we’re sure you’ll be delighted with the realism of this toy. It is a great size, and while it might seem bulky and big, it gives it that further illusion of realness. If a vibrating function could be added it would take this toy to the very next level of pleasure. A real stamina trainer and an absolutly awesome time!
THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator
If you love big breasts on a woman then boy oh boy the THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator is for you! While it might be a little too small for some, if you’re looking for something light and easy to handle then this toy is just right! Alicia has two openings, both 5 inches deep. Perfect for your average length penis. Flip her over and you’ll come face to face with her peachy bum and gorgeous little butt. Tasty!
The THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator is going to keep you entertained for a looong time! Smaller than your average adult female, she still boasts an impressive pair of boobs which you’re sure to love watching bounce and jiggle as you stroke your cock into her realistic textured vagina or butt. Clean-up may be a bit of an issue, and the two openings are plenty tight enough but maybe not deep enough for those with a larger than average sized penis.
Britney Huge Tit Masturbator
The Britney Huge Tit Masturbator is a voluptuous, arousing and hyper-realistically textured sex toy that will blow your mind! Complete with deceptively large 32B cup breasts, this toy has a 7 inch deep, super-textured vagina and a tight 5 inch deep anus. Choose your poison! The skin is stippled and even features cute little back dimples and even goosebumps for that extra layer of reality!
Let’s start off by pointing out the obvious: the Britney Huge Tit Masturbator has an amazing rack! Looking larger than 32B, these bad boys jiggle and wobble with every single stroke of the cock. The textured outer vagina and butt conceal ribbed and ridged inner canals that feel like the real deal. The toy features a flexible metal frame so you can position her however you want to get the most out of the experience. Despite its relatively small size and possible defect where the skin might suffer from a small amount of discoloration, it’s still a wonderfully and erotically fun toy that is sure to bring you to climax over and over and over again!
Comparison of the 7 best breast masturbators
|Overall score||4.5 / 5.0||-||4.5 / 5.0||4.5 / 5.0||-||4.3 / 5.0||5.0 / 5.0|
|Bedbible rating||4.0 / 5.0||3.7 / 5.0||4.5 / 5.0||5.0 / 5.0||4.5 / 5.0||4.0 / 5.0||5.0 / 5.0|
|User rating||4.9 / 5.0|
from 82 users
|-||4.5 / 5.0|
from 4 users
|4 / 5.0|
from 1 users
|-||4.5 / 5.0|
from 50 users
|5 / 5.0|
from 204 users
|Design||72 / 100||73 / 100||80 / 100||80 / 100||80 / 100||80 / 100||80 / 100|
|Ease of use||85 / 100||78 / 100||40 / 100||40 / 100||60 / 100||40 / 100||40 / 100|
|Quality||77 / 100||80 / 100||80 / 100||80 / 100||80 / 100||80 / 100||80 / 100|
|Sound||-||-||-||40 / 100||-||-||-|
|Power||-||-||-||60 / 100||-||-||-|
|Buzzy/Rumbly||-||-||-||neither really buzzy nor rumbly||-||-||-|
|Materials||Soft plastic||High-Quality TPR||Medical-grade silicone||Thermoplastic Rubber (TPR)||Fanta Flesh (TPR)||Soft Plastic||-|
|Openings||Vagina and butt||-||-||-||-||Vagina and butt||Vagina and butt|
|Insertable length||8 inches||-||-||-||5 inches||5 inches||(vagina) 7 inches / (anus) 6 inches|
|Width||(canal) 1 inches||5,11 inches||13 inches||-||8.5 inches||(canal) 0.25 inches||(canal) 0.25 inches|
|Weight||18 lbs||-||10 lbs||8 lbs||-||-||29.76 lbs|
|Length||-||6,7 inches||-||-||17.5 inches||19 inches||19 inches|
|Rechargeable||-||-||-||Yes: USB cable||-||-||-|
Prefer Something More Lifelike?
Okay, so so far we’ve shown you some amazing breast masturbators that look and feal like the real deal with realistic breasts and a realistic pussy etc…but what about if you want something eeeeven more lifelike? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Here’s an even more hyper-realistic breast masturbator that you light like!
THRUST Pro Elite Natalia Sex Doll
Don’t be shy, say hello to Natalia! The THRUST Pro Elite Natalia Sex Doll is a life-size toy that features everything a man would want in a woman physically: 30DD breasts, a mouth ready to receive your cock, and a tight vagina and butt that are good to go at a moment’s notice. She is highly flexible and can be positioned however you want, meaning that no position if off limits! With brilliant blue eyes and long blonde hair you can have some of the most mind-meltingly realistic sexual encounters of your life with this full-sized temptress!
Is TPE Safe for a Breast Masturbator?
Thermo plastic elastomer (or TPE for short) is a material that many breast masturbators are made out of. But is it safe and is it any good? Let’s take a look at some of the pros and cons of TPE products!
Matte and smooth in appearance, TPE products have outstanding thermal properties. This means that they can hold their temperature for a fairly long time. This is perfect if you want your breast masturbator to feel as realistic as possible. It is because of this heat/cold resistance that TPE is a very durable material that tends to be able to last a very long time. This is what helps keep the breast masturbators safe for repeated use.
When it comes to breast masturbators, TPE might not be the best option. It does have a tendency to warp and disfigure over time and with specific and repeated pressures. As we’re sure you can imagine, breast masturbators are likely to get certain kinds of repeated pressures! Because of this warping, tears and fissures could open, which may lead to cuts or damages in places ou don’t want cuts or damages! It can also be costly to manufacture – something which is passed on to the consumer, meaning TPE products aren’t always the cheapest!
TPE is also a porous material meaning it might start to harbour bacteria and germs over time. You can mitigate this by properly cleaning it, but if you’re looking for a completely non-porous masturbator then silicone is the way to go.
How to use breast masturbators
We got it: while breast masturbators might look fairly simple and straight forward to use, in reality using a breast masturbator can be quite tricky. That’s why we’re here to talk you through it, every step of the way! So without further ado let’s get down to it!
Make your choice!
Choosing a breast masturbator can be pretty confusing. There ARE a lot of options out there! But you need to think about what you want out of the toy. What kind of experience are you after, what are your likes and dislikes. Only then can you make your choice. Make it a good one!
Lubrication is ridiculously important! After all, no one wants an awkward and painful friction burn on their cock when they’re tried to push it in a completely dry sex toy! Ooof, imagine the pain! So lube is your friend. Grab your favorite water-based lube and make sure your cock and your toy are both slathered in it. The wetter the better!