The 7 Best Breast Masturbators for Boob-Based Bliss
Say hello to my pick of the best breast masturbators available! In this review I’ve taken a ton of time out to select and rank the best boob sex toys and tit-fitted Fleshlight type products out there. Together with the team of testers at Bedbible, we’ve extensively tested a bunch of fake tits to provide you with enough insight to choose the best for you.
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How we reviewed the best breast masturbators
We – like so many other people – can’t resist a good pair of boobs! So when it came to reviewing breast masturbators we weren’t short of people who were willing to provide their own objective and unbiased opinions. Not only did we use the testimony of our testers, but we also scoured the internet for reviews from average people to see if their thoughts matched our testers thoughts. We then collated these thoughts and opinions, looked at the pros and cons, and produced this thorough, well-thought-out, and comprehensive review of 7 of the best breast masturbators out there!
Types of breast masturbators
Breast masturbators are breast masturbators, right? Wrong! There are several different types of this buxom toy, and we’re going to take a little look at a few of our absolute favorites!
- Breasts only – If you just want to feel a nice big pair of breasts around your cock then a breasts only masturbator is probably the perfect thing for you. Perfect to play with, squeeze, push together and have all kinds of fun with, breast only masturbators are a lot of naughty fun!
- Torso – If you want a more life-like, realistic looking body to play with then a torso will be more up your street. Featuring not only breasts, but a vagina and butt too, they really give a kick of realism to proceedings!
- Breast + vaginal opening – This toy combines the breasts of a breasts only masturbator and the vagina or a torso masturbator to form something that is the best (or should that be breast) of both worlds! A pair of boobs with a molded vagina? Okay that might look weird, but man, is it effective!
Reviews of the 7 best breast masturbators
Test Winner Tantaly Britney 2.0 Huge Tit Masturbator
The Britney Huge Tit Masturbator is a voluptuous, arousing and hyper-realistically textured sex toy that will blow your mind! Complete with deceptively large 32B cup breasts, this toy has a 7 inch deep, super-textured vagina and a tight 5 inch deep anus. Choose your poison! The skin is stippled and even features cute little back dimples and even goosebumps for that extra layer of reality!
Pros
- ✅ Realistic feeling skin
- ✅ Tight and textured vagina and anus
- ✅ Huge 32B breasts
- ✅ Realistic vagina & anus positioning
- ✅ Less sticky surface than the previous version
Cons
- ❌ Skin may get discolored
- ❌ Pretty small
- ❌ Slight chemical smell
My verdict
Let’s start off by pointing out the obvious: the Britney Huge Tit Masturbator has an amazing rack! Looking larger than 32B, these bad boys jiggle and wobble with every single stroke of the cock. The textured outer vagina and butt conceal ribbed and ridged inner canals that feel like the real deal. The toy features a flexible metal frame so you can position her however you want to get the most out of the experience. Despite its relatively small size and possible defect where the skin might suffer from a small amount of discoloration, it’s still a wonderfully and erotically fun toy that is sure to bring you to climax over and over and over again!
Buy, if you...
- Enjoy larger than average breasts
- Need a waterproof masturbator
- Want to play with a vagina AND a butt
- Are upgrading from a handheld stroker
- Enjoy trying multiple positions
Don't buy, if you...
- Prefer smaller breasts
- Want something more discreet
- Want a life-sized doll
Cheapest THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator
If you love big breasts on a woman then boy oh boy the THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator is for you! While it might be a little too small for some, if you’re looking for something light and easy to handle then this toy is just right! Alicia has two openings, both 5 inches deep. Perfect for your average length penis. Flip her over and you’ll come face to face with her peachy bum and gorgeous little butt. Tasty!
Cons
- ❌ Openings aren't too deep
- ❌ Quite tricky to clean
- ❌ Fairly bulky
- ❌ Not too discreet
- ❌ High price
- ❌ Porous material
My verdict
The THRUST Pro Elite Alicia Masturbator is going to keep you entertained for a looong time! Smaller than your average adult female, she still boasts an impressive pair of boobs which you’re sure to love watching bounce and jiggle as you stroke your cock into her realistic textured vagina or butt. Clean-up may be a bit of an issue, and the two openings are plenty tight enough but maybe not deep enough for those with a larger than average sized penis.
Buy, if you...
- Love feeling big breasts
- Have an averaged size penis
- Need a waterproof sex doll torso
- Want a lifelike sex toy
- Don't mind the bulky size
Don't buy, if you...
- Are looking for a discreet toy
- Have a larger than average sized penis
- Prefer handheld masturbators
- Are on a budget
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Beginner Realistic Silicone Breast Sex Toy
These Realistic Silicone Breasts are a perfect choice for those that love to feel, squeeze, play with, titty-fuck, or otherwise just appreciate a big pair of breasts. Designed to be enjoyed and used however you want, it has a skin that is is resistant to marks, scuffs, and damage. So what are you waiting for? Get your hands on these magnificent milkers, push them together and enjoy yourself!
Pros
- ✅ Large and sexy size
- ✅ Weighty feel
- ✅ Great to push together
Cons
- ❌ Only one size breast available
- ❌ The size of the entire toy
My verdict
If you’re a beginner and want to take a delve into the world of boob-play then the Realistic Silicone Breasts are sure to hook you in and keep you coming back for more! They not only look amazing but once you get your hands on them it’ll be just like the real thing. They are soft, warm, and squishy. Perfect to put your cock inbetween! Downsides? There are only a few: the boobs only come in one size (large!), and the package as a whole is fairly large making it somewhat difficult to store away.
Buy, if you...
- Can't resist nice big boobs
- Want a realistic fleshy texture
- Want something to put your cock inbetween
Don't buy, if you...
- Want a vibrating toy
- Are more of a pussy/ass guy
Premium WM Doll Full Size Big Boobed Sex Doll
The WM Doll 163 cm H-Cup with #198 Head is a lifelike sex doll designed for those who appreciate a curvy figure.
Made from TPE, she boasts a realistic look with gel-filled H-cup breasts, a beautifully sculpted face, and an advanced skeleton for varied posing.
She includes three usable orifices and is carefully detailed with painted features for added realism.
Pros
- ✅ Incredibly lifelike appearance
- ✅ Advanced skeleton for realistic posing
- ✅ Gel-filled breasts provide a realistic feel
- ✅ Absolutely beautiful doll
Cons
- ❌ Heavy weight (116+ pounds)
- ❌ High price point
- ❌ Requires ALOT of cleaning and maintenance
My verdict
In my experience, the WM Doll 163 cm H-Cup with #198 Head is a stunning piece of craftsmanship. Its lifelike appearance and feel, coupled with the advanced articulation, make it a joy to handle and view.
However, its significant weight can be a challenge, and its high price reflects its quality.
It’s perfect for those who seek a realistic, voluptuous companion and are willing to invest in a high-end sex doll. Just be ready for the physical demands of handling her and the required upkeep to maintain her beauty. If these factors align with your needs and capabilities, “Callie” could be an incredible addition to your collection.
Buy, if you...
- appreciate a more voluptuous and curvy figure in a companion doll.
- seek a highly realistic sexual experience with multiple options for play.
- value advanced articulation for posing and photography purposes.
- are willing to invest in a high-quality, lifelike sex doll.
- have the strength and space to handle and store a larger, heavier doll.
Don't buy, if you...
- find the weight and size of the doll too cumbersome for easy handling.
- prefer a more affordable option with less maintenance.
- have lifting restrictions or mobility issues that make handling a heavy doll difficult.
- are concerned about the potential for skin imperfections or damage in shipping.
- don't have adequate storage space for a large, lifelike doll.
Interactive Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Boob Fleshlight
The Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Masturbator combines breasts, a vagina, and a butt into one small but super fun package. With a built in vibrator you are going to feel your cock being massaged and pleasured all while listening to her moans and screams. That’s right – she’s a noisy girl! The harder you pump, the louder she gets. Who doesn’t love a bit of encouragement! Have fun guys!
Pros
- ✅ Combines breasts, vagina and butt
- ✅ Built in speakers
- ✅ VIbrating inner canal
Cons
- ❌ Quite strange looking
- ❌ Sounds might get repetitive
Vibrations: The vibrations of the Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Boob Fleshlight are quiet, quite powerful, and somewhat buzzy
My verdict
The Pipedream Extreme Dirty Talk Interactive Masturbator is an admittedly weird looking toy that combines a good pair of tits with a vagina and butt! The whole thing feels realistic and fleshy, so whatever you choose to play with will feel realistic. So choose whichever hole you prefer and get to work. The vibrations will soon have you weak at the knees!
And what makes it even better is that the harder and deeper you push your cock, the louder she moans and screams! It is sure to keep you absolutely rock hard until you blow! Yes it might look a little weird, but holy hell; it gives you a lot of amazing options. You’re going to have a LOT of fun!
Buy, if you...
- Love to play with breasts
- Want a vagina to slide into
- Like a noisy girl
Don't buy, if you...
- Want something more realistic
- Would prefer to pay less
Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator w. Fake Tits
The Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator is a gorgeous hunk of hottie body that not only allows you to play with some of the most amazing and realistic breasts you can find, but also gives you the option of using her tight vagina or butt. Made of a durable and life-like material it’s going to look and feel exactly like the real thing, and you can pound away to your heart’s content ‘cos this is one gorgeous girl that can’t wait to meet you!
Pros
- ✅ Looks realistic
- ✅ Feels life-like
- ✅ A lot of options
Cons
- ❌ Heavy and bulky
- ❌ No vibration function
My verdict
The Pipedream PDX Plus Masturbator gives you the enviable option of choosing between a pair of gorgeous, pert breasts, a warm vagina or a tight butt. Whichever you choose we’re sure you’ll be delighted with the realism of this toy. It is a great size, and while it might seem bulky and big, it gives it that further illusion of realness. If a vibrating function could be added it would take this toy to the very next level of pleasure. A real stamina trainer and an absolutly awesome time!
Buy, if you...
- Want a full female torso toy
- Love to play with boobs
- Like the option of using the vagina/butt
Don't buy, if you...
- Need something a little more discreet
- Want a cheaper toy
Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Fake Tits Masturbator
The Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Doll Masturbator is a (wet) dream come true for those of you out there can’t resist the primal attraction of the beautiful female body. Where do you put your cock? Well you have options! You can either use the vagina or the butt to thrust away to your heart’s content, all while enjoying the big, firm 36DD breasts! Just as with all Pipedream products you’re sure to fall head over heels in love with the realistic textures and feel of this sexy little minx!
Pros
- ✅ Two tight holes
- ✅ Big 36DD breasts
- ✅ Realistic texture
Cons
- ❌ Unrealistic proportions
- ❌ Large and bulky
My verdict
The Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Doll Masturbator is an absolute hunk of hotness! With a vagina, a butt and two blouse-popping breasts, she looks and feels hyper-realistic. The options you have when deciding how best to have fun with her are limitless! Sadly the body proportions are quite unrealistic, so if you’re on the hunt for a toy that’s more accurate to the realistic and natural proportions of a real human this might not be the one for you. Also be warned that this is not a discreet toy and as such probably won’t be the easiest to quickly stash away!
Buy, if you...
- Love playing with big tits
- Enjoy fucking pussy or ass
- Are looking for a realistic looking doll
Don't buy, if you...
- Prefer more realistic body proportions
- Are looking for something smaller
Comparison of the 7 best breast masturbators
Best | Test Winner | Cheapest | Beginner | Premium | Interactive | null | null |
Overall score | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | - | 4.5 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 |
User rating | 4.8 / 5.0 from 384 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 59 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 4 users | 4.9 / 5.0 from 96 users | 4 / 5.0 from 1 users | - | 4.9 / 5.0 from 82 users |
Price | Pricey | Cheap | Moderate | Premium | Moderate | Moderate | Affordable |
Design | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 72 / 100 |
Ease of use | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 85 / 100 |
Quality | 95 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 77 / 100 |
Sound | - | - | - | - | 40 / 100 | - | - |
Power | - | - | - | - | 60 / 100 | - | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | - | - |
Height | (Overall) 19.09 inches, (seated) 17.72 inches | 9 inches | - | 5 Foot 4 inches | - | 5.5 inches | - |
Width | (Upper bust) 9.072 inches, (waist) 6.054 inches, (hips) 9.524 inches | 14 inches | 13 inches | - | - | 8.5 inches | (canal) 1 inches |
Length | (Leg) 1.18 inches | 14 inches | - | - | - | 17.5 inches | - |
Insertable length | (Vagina) 7 inches, (anus) 6.22 inches | (vagina) 7.5 inches, (anus) 5.5 inches | - | Depth: vagina 6.7, anus 6.7, mouth 6 inches | - | 5 inches | 8 inches |
Diameter (internal) | (Vagina) 0.6 inches, (anus) 0.2 inches | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Weight | 29.76 lbs | - | 10 lbs | 116 or more lbs | 8 lbs | - | 18 lbs |
Materials | TPE | Soft plastic | Medical-grade silicone | TPE | Thermoplastic Rubber (TPR) | Fanta Flesh (TPR) | Soft plastic |
Waterproof | Yes | Splashproof | Yes | - | - | Yes | Yes |
Storage Bag Included | Yes (zip-up case with protective styrofoam molding) | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Condom safe | Yes | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Openings | - | Vagina and anus | - | 3 | - | - | Vagina and butt |
Flexibility | - | - | - | Body and hands advanced skeletons | - | - | - |
Rechargeable | - | - | - | - | Yes: USB cable | - | - |
Is TPE Safe for a Breast Masturbator?
Thermo plastic elastomer (or TPE for short) is a material that many breast masturbators are made out of. But is it safe and is it any good? Let’s take a look at some of the pros and cons of TPE products!
Pros
Matte and smooth in appearance, TPE products have outstanding thermal properties. This means that they can hold their temperature for a fairly long time. This is perfect if you want your breast masturbator to feel as realistic as possible. It is because of this heat/cold resistance that TPE is a very durable material that tends to be able to last a very long time. This is what helps keep the breast masturbators safe for repeated use.
Cons
When it comes to breast masturbators, TPE might not be the best option. It does have a tendency to warp and disfigure over time and with specific and repeated pressures. As we’re sure you can imagine, breast masturbators are likely to get certain kinds of repeated pressures! Because of this warping, tears and fissures could open, which may lead to cuts or damages in places ou don’t want cuts or damages! It can also be costly to manufacture – something which is passed on to the consumer, meaning TPE products aren’t always the cheapest!
TPE is also a porous material meaning it might start to harbour bacteria and germs over time. You can mitigate this by properly cleaning it, but if you’re looking for a completely non-porous masturbator then silicone is the way to go.
FAQ
What is a breast masturbator?
A breast masturbator is a kind of male sex toy that allows you to enjoy each and every beautiful curve of the female body - including a pair or meticulously and intricately sculpted breasts! They are made to feel life-like and realistic as possible so they feel like the absolute real deal against your hands...or any other part of your anatomy, for that matter! When it comes to male sex toys, breast masturbators are becoming increasingly popular. So get on board and ride on down to pleasure town! Wooo!
Reviewed by:
Kevin Foley