Main Squeeze – The 7 Best Doc Johnson Masturbators
How We Reviewed these Doc Johnson Main Squeeze Toys
When trying to find the best masturbators from this Doc Johnson sub-brand, we knew we wanted to only recommend toys that we’d actually use ourselves. With that in mind, we ran each toy below through the evaluation process, rating each toy on its value, quality, design, ease of use, and a few other factors to assign it a score.
We had our own opinions on each toy, but we didn’t want to provide biased recommendations, so we’ve also taken user feedback into consideration. By considering multiple viewpoints, we’ve been able to offer an unbiased Doc Johnson Main Squeeze review for each toy.
Each toy has its pros and its cons so you’ll want to take everything into consideration before picking a toy. We’ve provided all the information you’ll need to know below, so look at the various options, compare the models, and find your new favorite masturbator on the list below!
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The 7 Best Doc Johnson Main Squeeze in Test
Original Penis Masturbator Pussy
This Doc Johnson Main Squeeze is the original Main Squeeze stroker! It has everything you’d want from a basic stroker toy.
The textured sleeve is conveniently housed inside of the hard outer shell, making it easy to store the toy away when not in use.
The shell of this Main Squeeze toy has the brand’s signature pressure pad built into the side, allowing you to enjoy additional pressure during your next solo session.
If you’re looking to switch things up and step away from Fleshlights then this model is worth checking out.
This Doc Johnson stroker sets the stage and standards for all of the other Main Squeeze masturbators. Made of high-quality Main Squeeze ULTRASKYN, providing decent internal texture variety, and being conveniently contained inside of an easy-to-clean case, this toy is a great option for a first-time stroker user.
It would have been nice to see this option priced a little lower than the other options, especially considering it’s only the basic model. That said, the toys are pretty much all the same (with only minor variations here and there), so we’re not particularly surprised that the pricing has remained the same.
If you’re overwhelmed by all the different options and just want something to get you going, we think this stroker toy is a good start.
Original Vibro Pussy Masturbator
Most Main Squeeze masturbators are fairly basic, featuring only that casing and the sweet sleeve inside to help you get off. However, this Doc Johnson stroker does things a little bit differently.
In addition to the textured internal sleeve you already love, this stroker also comes with a removable vibrating bullet (complete with a handheld remote control!).
Enjoy the perfect combination of pressure, suction, and vibrations with the Original Vibro Pussy!
This toy comes with everything you’d get with a regular toy, such as the Main Squeeze ULTRASKYN material, the pressure panel, and the twistable bottom cap (for adjustable suction). The main appeal of this toy is the fact that it has a bullet vibrator with a wireless remote control.
Is it worth the additional price? Well, that depends. If you absolutely love the Main Squeeze masturbator design and always use the pressure pad, then we’d say it is!
However, if you’re mainly buying this toy for the vibrations and could care less about the pressure pad. We’d probably say look elsewhere. There are plenty of other vibrating options that cost much less than this Doc Johnson Main Squeeze!
Pop Off Optix Compact Masturbator
Obviously created to directly compete with the Fleshlight Ice, the Doc Johnson Main Squeeze Pop-Off Optix is a mini stroker that’s designed to go along with you on your travels.
Despite its small size, this Main Squeeze toy still has all the features you’d expect from a full-sized Main Squeeze stroker: textured internals, an easy-to-clean design, and even a pressure pad!
With a dual-entrance design that offers a different penetrative experience on each end, the Pop Off Optix is made to go with you wherever you go… so why not pick one up today?!
While most people will enjoy the regular-sized Main Squeeze masturbators more, we do think this mini Doc Johnson stroker has its place.
The main appeal is for people who travel a lot. This toy is so small that you can easily chuck it in with your luggage and no one will be none the wiser!
It also features two canal designs that vary from end to end, giving you a bit of variety in a compact package. Even so, this toy is very short, so you’ll either be sticking your penis all the way through or only stimulating the tip.
If you need a travel buddy or just want to try something different, we think it is worth picking up (especially at the low price point!). However, if you’re after a more traditional, full-shaft stroker experience then this is probably a toy you’ll want to steer clear of.
Jessie Andrews Penis Masturbator
Although she no longer does adult videos anymore, Jessica Andrews is a well-known woman who’s more than made her mark on the world of erotica.
With that in mind, it only makes sense that she’d have her own Doc Johnson stroker!
Like other Main Squeeze masturbators, this toy comes with everything you’d expect: a stimulating internal tunnel, a beautifully molded exterior, and—of course—the signature pressure pad on the side.
If you’d like to add Jessie to your next self-pleasuring session then this purchase is a no-brainer. Pick her up today!
This Doc Johnson Main Squeeze is a great option, especially if you love Jessie Andrews. The Main Squeeze ULTRASKYN perfectly reacts to your skin, warming to the touch while stimulating the surface with each stroke.
Internally, the sleeve offers a good variety of textures including ribs, bumps, and ridges, which should offer a fulfilling session.
Our only real complaint is that there’s nothing that specifically differentiates this model from the other models. Some exterior labeling would be nice. Would that kill the discretion? Sure, but most adults will know that this toy is anyway. Neither does it have a proper cover to protect it ones it’s stored in the drawer, or wherelse you might stash it.
Lela Star Penis Masturbator
Our next Doc Johnson Main Squeeze stroker is modeled after Lela Star, a beautiful brunette who’s amassed quite a following on Snapchat.
If you’ve watched her videos before and found yourself intrigued, then perhaps you’d like to enjoy some “time alone” with this version of her, which offers a premium stroker with a direct mold of her labia!
Adjustable suction, controllable pressure, and a name you can’t forget, this Main Squeeze toy is worth adding to your collection!
From the outside, this Doc Johnson stroker looks like any other one of the Main Squeeze masturbators. However, once you take off the top cover, you’re instantly greeted by the beautiful mold of Lela’s labia!
After inserting yourself into the toy, you’ll be able to enjoy the various bumps inside of the textured tunnel. Whether or not this design is a plus will depend on your tastes: while some prefer a more uniform texture, others find it easier to get off while being stimulated by a variety of textures.
If you fall into the latter category then this may be a toy you want to avoid. However, if one texture is all that it takes (and you’re a big fan of Lela Star), then it may be worth picking up this unique masturbator for yourself!
Belladonna Penis Masturbator
Belladonna is a legend in the pornographic industry. Since starting her career roughly 23 years ago, Belladonna has since starred in various films and secured her place in the AVN Hall of Fame.
True, you may never have your shot with the real woman, but thanks to this Doc Johnson stroker, you can at least enjoy her stroker!
Like other Main Squeeze masturbators, this toy features a unique internal texture. However, the big appeal? The labia mold on this toy is Belladonna’s!
Design-wise, this Doc Johnson Main Squeeze toy is pretty much like all of the other models. The main things that will make or break this particular one for you are the internal and external molds.
Internally, this tunnel features a variety of textures including bumps, ridges, and nubs. Externally, the labia is a direct mold of Belladonna, which is the main reason you’d want to get this particular toy.
If you love the exterior design or are intrigued by the variety of internal textures, this toy might be worth picking up. However, if you’re fairly neutral on both points, it may be worth considering all the different models before making your decision.
Mia Malkova Penis Masturbator
With 8.75 inches of internal length, an internal tunnel that’s filled with stimulating nubs, and an exterior labia mold of Mia Malkova herself, this Main Squeeze stroker is certainly worth a second look at!
Like other Doc Johnson Main Squeeze toy options, this stroker features an integrated squeeze plate and twistable end cap (for suction).
If you’ve looked at the various models so far—but Mia Malkova is the girl who caught your attention—then you may as well just add her to your collection!