The 5 Best Dog Dildos for Raw Canine Fantasies
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How we tested and reviewed these dog dildos
It might surprise you to find out that dog dildos are some of the most naughtily exciting sex toys out there. So when it came to writing our review on dog dildos, we wanted their honest and truthful opinions on them. After all, if YOU want to buy one of these canine sex toys, then you’re going to want the honest lowdown on each and every one of them! That’s why we spent over 70 hours uncovering the pros, cons, ups, downs, and everything in between about these alien-like dildos! We then got our team of sex toy testing experts to look at each and every dog dildo and discover everything that they could about them. This combined mass of unbiased information helped us put together the most comprehensive, well-thought-out, and complete dog dildo reviews out there!
What are dog dildos?
Dog dildos are a kind of sex toy designed to look and feel as close to the dong of a real-life dog as possible. Some people absolutely love the strange and alien textures and shapes and want a dildo that allows them to have that kind of mind-blowing fun in a safe and convenient manner!
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The 5 Best dog dildos in Test
Galactic Dog Dildo
The Galactic Dog Dildo is one that will drive you wild! It has a powerful suction cup attached to the base that will make it super easy and fabulously fulfilling to use. The naughtily shaped head of the dildo is a small empty hole, which will make you feel a magical suction and give you a different surprise. The Galactic Dog Dildo has been designed to look and feel just like the real thing, so you’re sure to enjoy the sexy sensations that come along with it!
The Galactic Dog Dildo is a stupendous silicone dildo that is well-sized and shaped. The suction cup on the base allows you to position it wherever you want and use it hands-free. It has plenty of flex, which really is a double-edged sword – it can be very handy, but then at the same time, too much flex could ruin the enjoyment a bit for some people. Still, it’s better than a completely inflexible dildo. Will the Galactic Dog Dildo be to everyone’s liking? No, probably not. It certainly is a more specialized kind of sex toy that only a few people will enjoy. The shape and size may take some getting used to, and even then, it might not suit everyone. But those that DO love this kind of thing will undoubtedly enjoy the experience of using this particular dildo.
"The Knot" Butt Plug & Dildo
“The Knot” Butt Plug & Dildo is one of those toys that looks and feels absolutely sublime. This insanely intense imitation of a docks dick will have you panting in pleasure the more you use it! It features a pronounced ridge with a pointed tip, gradually expanding towards a wide knot/bulb nearer to the base. The pointed tip puts perfect pressure in just the right place with every thrust, while the knot ensures unparalleled intensity as it pops inside. Coming in a range of sizes, this dangling delight will surely be a favorite!
Let us start by saying that “The Knot” Butt Plug & Dildo isn’t a bad sex toy. But it IS a pretty bad dog dildo! It neither has the looks nor the textures of a more anatomically accurate toy, meaning that the experience of using it won’t be as intense or realistic as it could be. Quality-wise, it’s fantastic, and it does have the looks of a great and stylized dildo, but if you’re on the hunt for a dog dildo, then we’d recommend maybe looking elsewhere. There is one draw, though – the price makes it very affordable. “The Knot” Butt Plug & Dildo might not be perfect, but it would be a great jumping-off point if you were just getting into the world of dog dildos.
German Shepard Dick Dildo
The German Shepard Dick Dildo is a handcrafted silicone dog dildo that offers fantastic girth, delightfully subtle texture, and a detailed base for full control. It is a perfect choice for those seeking a truly lifelike experience. It looks, feels, and is even colored just like the real thing, meaning that the experience of using it is like no other. And on top of all that, it squirts! The German Shepard Dick Dildo is a unique and body-safe sex toy that is going to be a fine addition to your collection!
The German Shepard Dick Dildo does it all! It looks incredible, has all the textures and feelings of a real-life dog dick, and even has the feature of being able to squirt! That’s right, you can use the simple plunger system to make it ejaculate inside you. Perfect for if you want a canine creampie! Sure, the mechanism may be a little fiddly at times, and it’s a shame it’s manual and not somehow automatic, but it’s a fun and naughty feature. The only downside is that the German Shepard Dick Dildo has no suction cup base, meaning you can’t stick it to a wall or any other flat surface. Still, the base is large and weighty enough for it to be great.
The Intergalactic Dog is a dog dildo that is out of this world. This deep-space dog dick is a cross between that of a human and that of a dog. The strange result is as weird as it is pleasing. Mighty, powerful, and detailed, the Intergalactic Dog brings together some of the most enticing features ever. From its sloping sausage tip to its killer knot, this is a colorful dog dildo that you’re not going to want to miss out on!
If you want something really eye-catching and unusual, then the Intergalactic Dog is a dog dildo that will doubtlessly grab your attention. Not only is it bright and colorful, but it also has a strange design. It has the head and relatively smooth shaft of a human cock, and the wide and chunky knot of a dog. While some people will find this preferable to a more accurate dog dildo, others may find it boring and a little lackluster. Still, no one can contest how fun it feels and how well-made it is. It has a suction cup on the base, too, if hands-free fun is your thing!
Lil' Pooch Dog's Dick
The Lil’ Pooch Dog’s Dick is a naughty puppy that comes swollen and ready to go! It has a generous curve under the shaft that bulges and fills all the right spots, stretching and teasing as it slides in and out. The curved tip allows it to gently gain easy entry, meaning that you can live out your naughtiest and wildest dreams without fear of shocking anyone. Stick it to the wall and pound away hands-free! The Lil’ Pooch Dog’s Dick really is as fun as it sounds!
The Lil’ Pooch Dog’s Dick is a decent dog dildo! It is long and thick and will deeply fill you up while offering a pleasant stretch. Design-wise, it has plenty of teasing textures, although it may be a little too human-like for some people. It lacks much of a knot, meaning that if you’re looking for a little extra stretch the deeper you go, this one might leave you unsatisfied. As a dildo, the Lil’ Pooch Dog’s Dick is a really fun time. But as a DOG dildo, it leaves a fair bit to be desired.
Comparison of the 5 best dog dildos
|Overall score||4.7 / 5.0||4.0 / 5.0||4.8 / 5.0||4.7 / 5.0||4.5 / 5.0|
|Bedbible rating||4.5 / 5.0||3.0 / 5.0||5.0 / 5.0||4.5 / 5.0||4.0 / 5.0|
|User rating||4.9 / 5.0|
from 7 users
|4.9 / 5.0|
from 7 users
|4.6 / 5.0|
from 9 users
|4.9 / 5.0|
from 14 users
|5 / 5.0|
from 14 users
|Design||85 / 100||70 / 100||95 / 100||85 / 100||90 / 100|
|Ease of use||90 / 100||85 / 100||60 / 100||40 / 100||40 / 100|
|Quality||95 / 100||95 / 100||95 / 100||95 / 100||95 / 100|
|Sound||50 / 100||50 / 100||50 / 100||50 / 100||50 / 100|
|Power||60 / 100||60 / 100||60 / 100||60 / 100||60 / 100|
|Diameter||(widest) 2.55||2.7||(widest) 2.72||2.55||(widest) 2.16|
If You Are Looking for a Tail for Your Puppy
Sometimes you want to have a little anal fun! That’s where puppy tails with anal plugs really shine! We’re going to look at three long and lovely options that will fill your ass and leave you looking like that naughty animal that you are!
Puppy Tail Anal Plug
This silicone tail measures 12 inches in length, with a satisfying 4.25 inch anal plug on the end. Slide it in, feel the stretch, and enjoy the long silicone tail protruding from your ass. It’s stretchy, firm, and perfect for if you want to be an animal for a while!
Dog Tail Anal Beads
The Dog Tail Anal Beads is a discreet choice if you want a small and sexy butt plug with a mini tail on the end. It might be small, but boy oh boy does it feel good! Bend over, slide this little bad boy in, and enjoy your dog dildo of choice! You really won’t regret it! With two beads at the top that allow a comfortable penetration, it will massage magnificently against your most erogenous spots!
Silver Fox Tail Butt Plug
If you want a more realistic furry tail, then the Silver Fox Tail Butt Plug will really tickle your pickle! The 18.5 inches long faux fur tail will hang and sway, while the 2.5 inch long butt plug secures it into your ass. Give your partner something to tug on and please you with the soft and sexy Silver Fox Tail Butt Plug!
Animal Roleplay Accessories
If you want to take your animal play to the next level, here are a few extra items that will spice things up!
The K9 Muzzle features a removable silicone ball and is made for those who want to really enjoy their animal role-play. The open design allows for plenty of facial expressions from the wearer, while the removable leather strap and silicone ball gag make sure whoever is wearing it stays silent. And to make things even better, the back of the muzzle features a D-ring for easy leash attachment!
Black Rose Fur Lined Collar
The Black Rose Fur Lined Collar is as comfortable as it is sexy! The fur lining feels great for the wearer, while the 39-inch leash allows complete control to be in the hands of whoever is holding it. The quick-release clip makes it easy to remove, while the matte black D-ring on the front of the collar is compatible with most chains, leashes and restraints for custom play.
Puppy Paw Fist Mitts
The idea of the Puppy Paw Fist Mitts is simple: they slide over your hands and give you paws – just like the animal that you really are! The bottoms of the mitts have sturdy leather paw prints for traction. A wrist cuff with a D-ring and a lockable buckle is riveted to each mitt. They are restrictive and intensely tantalizing, meaning that if animal play is your kink, the Puppy Paw Fist Mitts are surely going to be a mainstay!
How to use dog dildos
It isn’t always obvious how you use dog dildos. After all, they can look a little confusing and intimidating at first. But don’t worry; we’re here to talk you through the basics of using them. So without further ado, let’s dive on in and figure this thing out!
Get everything lubed up!
To get things started, you’re going to need to grab your favorite water-based lubricant and apply it generously to both the dog dildo and your vagina or butt. Making sure that you’re as wet, slippy and good to take it as possible is the name of the game when it comes to dog dildos!
Slide it in and take it slow!
It’s now time to slowly slide that dog dildo in whichever hole you choose! Take your time, there’s no rush! It’s all about enjoying the sensations that a dog dildo provide, and feeling how stretched out and filled up you are! Be careful not to go too fast, as you may get a shocking surprise when you hit the dog knot!
Make sure you have a fun time!
Try moving the dog dildo in and out, varying the pressures and speeds, to find out exactly how and where you like it! Use the suction cup to secure it somewhere if you want to enjoy hands-free fun. Feel the knot pushing up and inside you, and enjoy the squirting sensation if your dog dildo has that feature. Whatever you do…ENJOY!
How to clean dog dildos
Its always good practice if you learn how to keep your dog dildos nice and clean. Don't worry, though, doing so is nothing too strenuous or crazy. But it does take more than rinsing it under some water, throwing it back in the drawer, and calling it a day. Here are a few useful resources that will help you figure out exactly how to clean your big dildos!
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.
Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.
If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.