The 7 Best Kali’s Teeth Toys for Thorny Penis Torture
|Test Winner||2 Rows||4 Rows||Leash||Attached weight||Non-removable teeth||Chastity|
|Mike's Torture Device||Kali’s Teeth (2 Rows)||Kali's Teeth Bracelet||Spiked Ring with Leash||Kali's Teeth with Weight||Kali's Non Removable Teeth||Flower of Thorns|
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How We Reviewed These Kali’s Teeth Toys
When it comes to toys that are literally designed to semi-impale a penis, as you can probably imagine, some level of safety and reliability is key. While some users might be interested in sharper, spiked teeth, others may want to limit their experience to blunt teeth only. For that reason, we’ve collected these toys for review!
We’ve taken a number of different factors into consideration when reviewing these toys. In addition to build quality, design, and pricing, we also factored in any user feedback we could find. In doing so, we’re able to give you the benefit of receiving multiple opinions in one place!
While looking at our recommendations, make sure to take note of the specifics of each toy. You’ll want to ensure that the toy’s specifications (teeth type, sizing, materials, etc.) are up to par before you make your purchase!
Are Kali’s Teeth Dangerous?
Having sharp teeth “bite” into your shaft can certainly be painful, but—most of the time—it won’t extend into dangerous territory. However, it’s important to note that this doesn’t mean using a Kali’s Teeth device won’t be dangerous: it can be!
The exact level of risk you’ll be dealing with depends on the type of teeth your device has. Some devices have rounded teeth, which shouldn’t cut into your skin. However, devices with sharp teeth can certainly pierce the skin! Some toys allow you to adjust the inserted length of the screws, which can help minimize the risk of a puncture wound.
On the other hand, there are also devices that have fixed (non-removable) teeth. With these types of devices, you’re simply left to deal with the hand you’ve been dealt. As you could probably guess, sizing is rather important with these toys! Taking things even further, there are also weighted toys, which add a “pulling” effect to the teeth.
We always recommend taking things slow with these types of toys to minimize any risks.
What is a Kali Teeth Toy?
A Kali teeth toy is a male chastity/torture toy that uses row(s) of teeth to surround the flaccid penis, discouraging arousal by digging into the penis shaft whenever it engorges.
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The 7 Best kali teeth in Test
Mike's Cock & Ball Torture Device
Whether it’s your choice or your dom’s idea, this set of Kali teeth is eager for its next victim. Complete with two sets of spikes for your choice of blunt or sharp spikes, this toy looks like it means business!
Usable as both a CBT toy and a ball stretcher, Mike’s Spikes are made of steel and sure to incite fear in the heart of any man who sees this toy approach his shaft.
Perfect for couples who really love CBT and BDSM, this toy is both simple and effective!
The toy itself is perfect. It’s adjustable, multi-purpose, comes with two sets of spikes, and is made from high-quality stainless steel. The only downsides it has are the things it doesn’t include.
We’re not quite sure why they don’t include the Allen wrench (that you’ll need to switch out the spikes) with this toy. Considering how cheap these are to produce, we feel like this is a bit of a letdown. They also don’t include a lock, but those cost slightly more to produce, so we can overlook that.
Still, if you don’t mind purchasing an appropriately-sized Allen wrench and a padlock, Mike’s Spikes are perfect for any CBT-related play!
Kali’s Teeth (2 Rows)
Are you looking for a convenient way to discourage your male sub from getting an erection? If so, then this dual-row Kalis teeth device might be the perfect thing for you!
This steel penile shackle comes complete with golden spikes pointing inwards towards the shaft, discouraging too much excitement or arousal during use. Although extremely effective, this toy is small enough to be worn in public without drawing attention.
Whether you plan to use it at home or out on the town, this spiked chastity cage is a must-have for any CBT lover!
This set of Kali teeth offers a great value for the money. There are a few drawbacks worth mentioning: it’s only offered in one size and only includes one style of spikes. If you want both styles of spikes, you’ll need to purchase two sets.
Still, considering the low price point, we think this toy is still an excellent option. The smooth spikes are a great option for beginners, while the spikes are perfect for those who want a bit more stimulation. If you’re not sure what to get, we think this is a great option!
Kali's Teeth Bracelet
Similar to the previous set of Kali teeth, this KTB chastity device has multiple rows of teeth baring down on the shaft to discourage erections or arousal. However, this Kali’s teeth bracelet takes things to the next level with not two rows of teeth, but four!
Take your choice between smooth or spiked and a traditional padlock vs an integrated locking mechanism. This Kali’s teeth chastity device allows you to lock a penis away however you’d like!
To top it all off, the teeth are adjustable. Can he handle the entire bite of this CBT toy? You’ll have to find out for yourself!
The main reason you’d choose this set of Kalis teeth over a different version is the number of rows of teeth it has. However, we also think that having the option of an integrated locking system is a nice touch.
Since the spikes are adjustable, that makes this Kali’s teeth bracelet a bit more beginner friendly, although how true that statement is really depends on whether or not you’re willing to adjust the toy for your sub. Still, the option is there!
Although it’s slightly more pricey than a few of the alternative options, we still think this toy is definitely worth the asking price. Perfect for at-home or out-and-about use, this toothed cock ring is ready to keep his arousal under lock and key!
Spiked Penis Ring with Leash
So far, this Kalis teeth device has more spikes than any other KTB chastity device we’ve seen on this list: six! While it doesn’t have rows like other models, you’re unlikely to notice the difference as six spikes bite into your skin from all sides.
Perfect for partner play, this spiked cock ring comes complete with a chain and leash, which can be attached to the ring for the added “sub and master” effect.
Really want to cement your roles in the bedroom? Pick up this spiked penis ring today!
This spiked cock ring only has one row of spikes, which may be a drawback to some people. Also, the ring sizes themselves only go up to 1.25”, making it impossible for people with a flaccid girth of this size to use the rings (even with the spikes completely undone!). Personally, we think the latter would be more of an issue, but fortunately, it’s one that not many men will run into.
Outside of that one possible restriction, it’s hard to fault these Kali teeth. They’re perfect for roleplay—complete with chain and leash—and will certainly help you and your sub share an experience. How exactly that experience plays out is up to you!
Kali's Teeth with Attached Weight
If a regular set of Kali teeth just isn’t enough for your little sub, why not test his resolve by adding in some weights? With two pounds of pull added to this spiked cock ring, he’s sure to be begging for free from the second the weight is let go.
Sure, the average person probably isn’t going to want to go to this extreme. But, if you do, it’s good to have options, right? Complete with a chain that really aligns with the CBT/BDSM aesthetic, this toy is one we’d recommend to true masochists only!
This set of Kalis teeth is nearly identical to most of the other toys listed here, the main difference being the addition of an extra 2 lbs. It doesn’t seem that the weight itself is removable, which is a bit of a shame. This would have been nice, as it’s simply impractical to try to use this toy discreetly in a public setting.
Still, the main point of this toy is the extra weight. As many “weighted” toys measure the additional weight in ounces (rather than pounds), we think this is a pretty good offering. Add in the fact that the spikes are adjustable and you’ve got a winning CBT toy!
Kali's Silver Non Removable Teeth
This cock teeth ring is offered with either two or four rows of teeth. Regardless of which option you choose, either one can get the job done!
This toy can be used as a ball stretcher, a chastity device, or a spiked cock ring: how you have your fun is up to you. Despite having teeth that eagerly bite into the skin, this bracelet is still small enough for discreet wear while out in public.
Whether you want something for personal pleasure or partner play, you can’t go wrong with this spiked chastity bracelet!
There aren’t really any major benefits from having non-removable teeth. While it’s definitely possible to lose teeth from a device with removable Kali teeth, this isn’t likely if you ensure that all the teeth are screwed in properly with every use. Still, this toy does eliminate that possibility, which is arguably a positive thing.
Interestingly, although you do have the option to choose two or four rows of teeth, you don’t get to choose smooth teeth: spikey teeth are the only option! For CBT lovers, the lack of choice could be a plus or a minus… but that’s why they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
Flower of Thorns
Love cock cages and want a way to combine them with Kali teeth? This CBT chastity cage—appropriately dubbed the “Flower of Thorns”—is just the type of device you’ve been longing for!
Unlike the other toys (which are designed to wrap around the penis and/or testicles), this device prevents you from getting an erection by physically obstructing the penis using spikes at the end.
Simply place the device on your penis, lock it up, and say goodbye to any chance of getting an erection: even trying will be painful!
This toy may appeal to fewer people as it’s a cock cage, rather than a cock ring. Nonetheless, it works in a similar manner, using spikes to prevent erections while using a lock to keep the penis locked away.
It’s offered in four different sizes, which we thought was a nice touch (as not everyone has the same flaccid penis length). It’s not the cheapest device around, but at less than $75, we still feel it’s fairly priced.
If you’re looking to add some S&M to your cock-based bondage play, this tiny toy is sure to get you both going!
Comparison of the 7 best kali teeth
|Best||Test Winner||2 Rows||4 Rows||Leash||Attached weight||Non-removable teeth||Chastity|
|Overall score||4.8 / 5.0||4.7 / 5.0||4.8 / 5.0||4.7 / 5.0||4.4 / 5.0||4.5 / 5.0||4.6 / 5.0|
|Bedbible rating||4.7 / 5.0||4.3 / 5.0||4.5 / 5.0||4.5 / 5.0||4.3 / 5.0||4.0 / 5.0||4.2 / 5.0|
|User rating||4.8 / 5.0|
from 6 users
|5 / 5.0|
from 6 users
|5 / 5.0|
from 5 users
|4.9 / 5.0|
from 11 users
|4.6 / 5.0|
from 7 users
|5 / 5.0|
from 5 users
|5 / 5.0|
from 5 users
|Design||95 / 100||80 / 100||90 / 100||95 / 100||90 / 100||80 / 100||85 / 100|
|Ease of use||95 / 100||100 / 100||90 / 100||85 / 100||80 / 100||80 / 100||80 / 100|
|Quality||95 / 100||80 / 100||90 / 100||90 / 100||90 / 100||80 / 100||90 / 100|
|Sound||50 / 100||50 / 100||50 / 100||50 / 100||50 / 100||50 / 100||50 / 100|
|Power||60 / 100||60 / 100||60 / 100||60 / 100||60 / 100||60 / 100||60 / 100|
|Materials||Metal||Metal||Metal||Stainless steel||Stainless steel||Metal||Stainless Steel|
|Diameter (internal)||1.76||-||1.65||1.10 to 1.25||1.5||1.65||(Penis ring) 1.3 inches, (scrotal ring) 1.41 to 1.97|
|Length||(Screw) 0.6||-||-||(Screw)||(Screw)||-||(Cage) 2.95|
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