King Cock Review — the 13 Best Ultra Realistic Dildos
King Cock toys: how we reviewed them
When looking at King Cock toys, we left no stone unturned. In our journey through our 13 favorite King Cock toys, we discovered all kinds of pros, cons, tips, and tricks that we want to share with you. Honesty is the best policy, you see. We don’t want you to think that we’re just shills, spewing out nothing but the positives. We actually want to provide you with all the information we’ve found through our vigorous testing and reviewing process, and then you can make your own mind up with the information provided! So when it comes to King Cock toys, you can be sure that we’re giving you the best, most unbiased thoughts and opinions ever!
What Sets King Cock Dildos Apart from the Crowd?
In a world where there are countless kinds of dildos that you can get your hands on, what makes King Cock dildos so special? Why do they stand out from the crowd, and why should you give them the time of day? Well let’s take a look through some of the different things that put them head and shoulders (or should that be cock and balls) above the competition!
- Technology – While these are just dildos, they are actually quite advanced in a lot of ways. For a start they are made of Fanta Flesh, which is ultra-realistic. Next up they boast a multiple-density inner core, meaning that it may be soft and fleshy on the outside, but it’s stiff and rigid on the inside. Just like the real thing!
- Quality – King Cock pride themselves on the quality of their toys. They aim for them to feel as real as possible to give that life-like sexual sensation. Not only is this realism achieved through the material they use, but also the sculpt of the dildos themselves. They look incredibly real, and the pleasure starts from the moment you set eyes on it!
- Variety – Talk about a range of different shaped and sized toys! King Cock has them all. From small (thought not TOO small), to absolutely huge, King Cock has toys for everyone. Dildos with foreskins, dildos without, two-in-one dildos, squirting dildos…the list of enormous erections that King Cock has is endless!
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What is a King Cock dildo?
They say that size doesn't matter, and that's true for a lot of people. But to some people size really DOES matter. That's where King Cocks come in to save the day! King Cocks are ultra-realistic masterfully crafted dildos, with hand-detailed textures and veining on the shaft. Made from skin-like Fanta Flesh and a triple-density inner core, the King Cock dildo collection is an ideal option for size-lovers and girth enthusiasts - perfect for strap-on pegging, power-play, or any kink up your alley! So if you like it on the larger side, boy oh boy, do King Cocks have just the thing for you!
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The 13 Best King Cocks in Test
King Cock 8 Inch Squirting Cock with Balls
Satisfy your creampie cravings with the King Cock Squirting Dildo nut-butter dispenser! Your inner waterfalls will flow with delight at the King Cock’s blissfully girthy shaft and easy-to-use faux-cum pump. The bulbous head design perfectly imitates a penis on the brink of ejaculation while Pipedreams Jizzle Juice helps satisfy your kinky cum-play fantasies!
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There are few sensations that can compare to simultaneously climaxing with your partner, but the King Cock Squirting dildo hits close to home. With a pronounced bulbous head that mimics a penis at the peak erection point, the girthy shaft offers fullness and internal G-spot stimulation. The packaging includes a sample of the semen-like lubricant that can be used with the squirting pump at the base of the King Cock. Realistic with lifelike veining, the shaft feels amazing on its own, providing quick and easy climaxes with each use. A great investment for cum-play kinksters who enjoy advanced sizes and powerful milky ejaculations!
King Cock 6-inch Dildo
Carefully handcrafted with realistic veining, the lifelike King Cock is 6-inches of fun that will immediately become your number one! With a flexible shaft and a suction cup base, this dildo offers versatility in any position your body can handle. Skipping the gimmicks for realistic pleasure, the 6-inch Pipedream King Cock is made from a skin-like material that helps provide fullness and improved orgasms to each user.
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King Cock Realistic 7-inch Dildo
Expand your sex toy collection with a realistic studmuffin that will hit all your internal sweet spots! The King Cock 7-inch dildo is meticulously handcrafted to vividly resemble a real throbbing erection, with skin-like texture and veining on the shaft. The tapered tip makes for easy insertion – both vaginal and anal! A suction cup at the base offers hands-free satisfaction, while the shaft can easily be used in various positions by couples to mimic the feel of having a third party around. Use it as is or with a harness – just make sure the O-ring has 1.75 inches in diameter.
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The Pipedream King Cock collection offers a simple but realistic solution to all your orgasm-related problems. Closely mimicking the feel of a genuine penis, this 7-inch King Cock is a gateway to extending your pleasure – your way! Using a non-lubricated condom on the King Cock dildo, slap on some water-based lubricant and you’re good to go. The insertable 6.5-inch shaft is slightly curved which perfectly targets the inner sweet spots. However, while it does feel amazing, it is still made from porous PVC, so taking proper care and thoroughly cleaning your King Cock is crucial to maximizing its lifespan and keeping your body safe!
Ideal for solo or couple use, while the harness compatibility makes the King Cock a staple for non-penis-owning couples.
King Cock Girthy 9-inch Dildo
Amped up with realistic veining and monster girth, the 9-inch King Cock is the key to convulsive vaginal orgasms! The surface is made from vividly-accurate soft Fanta Skin, textured with realistic veins that stimulate the vagina’s internal walls. Beneath the skin-like PVC, the sturdy inner core helps provide fullness while riding – so put on a non-lubricated condom and unleash your inner cowgirl!
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The only downside comes in the form of Fanta Skin – the soft skin-like PVC is porous, meaning it’s susceptible to bacteria buildup if it’s not cared for properly. Additionally, the King Cocks require thorough cleaning with toy cleaner, so as to avoid mold. While the girth and insertable length feel great if you’re used to bigger shafts, beginners should consider less intimidating options.
King Cock Extra Girthy 10-inch dildo
If you’re looking to replace your man or your favorite sex toy, the King Cock Extra Girthy is here to fulfill your every whim! The Pipedream King Cock’s extremely girthy shaft packs quite the punch, satisfying any user in the process – regardless if they’re cisgendered or non-binary! Strap on for an ultra-realistic joyride and let the smooth skin-like texture stimulate your G-spot while tickling the elusive A-spot to cathartic bliss! With a whopping 2.5 inches in diameter and 9.5 inches of insertable length, the King Cock Extra Girthy will broaden your inner climactic horizons!
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With 2.5 inches in diameter, this King Cock will blur the lines between fantasy and reality, bringing fist-biting orgasms to the receiver. Water-based lube helps the meaty King Cock dildo slip inside an aroused vagina with ease, while the ultra-realistic tip makes vaginal climaxes a breeze! Not suitable for newbies due to the size, however that’s not the only con for the King Cock. The PVC material on the surface is quite porous, so properly cleaning and caring for your King Cock dildo is encouraged. Extra girth and length mean that more internal hotspots are stimulated at the same time, while the addition of your favorite clitoral stimulator results in multiple squirting orgasms!
King Cock Mega Girthy 10.5 Inch Dildo
Brace yourself for out-of-this-world orgasms, literally! Surpassing all boundaries for what is considered normal-sized, this well-hung King Cock will fill you up with 3 inches of girth, bringing instantaneous orgasms to the comfort of your bedroom. Compatible with any strap-on harness with the same diameter O-ring, it’s a wonderful addition to extreme double penetration enthusiasts.
The ultra-realistic surface easily glides inside the user, while the suction cup base makes taking the King Cock on a wild ride, even easier!
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Squirting orgasms are the guaranteed result when using this mega-girthy King Cock. The 3-inch diameter shaft stretches the internal vaginal walls, while the realistic head stimulates the internal sweet spots for intense quivering pleasure. Truly not the easiest toy to maneuver due to it’s size, it feels incredibly soft and lifelike inside – filling up the vagina without discomfort. As with most PVC toys, the King Cocks are quite porous so proper care and cleaning are a must! Both adventurous newbies and pros will benefit from proper vaginal or anal preparation before using a King Cock, which helps maximise pleasure and remove any potential discomfort.
King Cock Mega Girthy 14 Inch Dildo
Exceeding any expectation, the humungous 14-inch King Cock is the ultimate step towards powerful orgasms. Eager meat-lovers will benefit from the King Cock’s extended insertable length, while the 3-inch wide shaft provides satisfactory girth to even the highly advanced vaginas. The footlong King Cock dildo has a powerful suction cup base that can withstand intense thrusting motions, making for effortless hands-free riding sessions in various positions.
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At 16.5 inches, this is the longest Pipedream King Cock dildo in the collection. The 14-inch insertable shaft offers immense orgasmic potential to any user brave enough to ride the King Cock, while granting them body-shaking orgasms with each use. Not only is it the longest shaft, but it also comes packing additional girth – 3.1-inches to be specific, enough to drive anyone into a climactic frenzy! The improved suction cup can take a beating without budging and sticks to most surfaces with ease. One drawback, as is with most ultra-realistic dildos, the materials are porous so proper care, lots of lube, and non-lubricated condoms are encouraged. While it is recommended for advanced solo or couple play, beginners should make sure to properly prepare and lube up before usage!
King Cock Mega Chubby 7-inch Dildo
Adorned with realistic balls and a textured tip, the King Cock Chubby will have you soaking your sheets with each use. Providing some of the length and all of the girth, the stubby King Cock dildo packs a mouth-watering diameter of 3.1-inches!
With tons of lube to get you going, sliding the girthy pecker in is a walk in the park, so you can be on your merry way to Pleasureville. Sizeable and quite substantial, it’s best suited for strap-on harnesses, however, the sturdy suction cup offers fuss-free, hands-free play!
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Heaven-sent, the Chubby King Cock is the dad bod equivalent of a dildo. Standing at a 3.1-inch diameter, this King Cock is thick in the middle and packs a throbbing punch! Ultra-realistic and textured with veining, the chubby dildo has a slightly tapered tip that helps with easy insertion, however, tons of lube is encouraged in any case. Proper preparation is advised for users of all levels and beginners should take their time accommodating the Mega Chubby King Cock to avoid discomfort. Generally, the PVC that covers the Pipedream King Cock dildos is porous, so extra precautions are necessary for the safest experiences!
King Cock 6 Inch Uncut Dildo
An interesting twist on the regular King Cocks, the uncut gem of a penis is here to quench your orgasmic thirst! With additional foreskin on the shaft 6-inch shaft, expand the way you look at solo masturbation sessions. A pump of lube is all you need to get the King Cong 6 Slide Skin moving, which in turn provides ultra-realistic internal stimulation for the receiver. The retractable foreskin combined with the realistic veining makes for true-to-life sensations on the inner sweet spots.
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The King Cock 6 uncut dildo is a great on-a-budget novelty dildo that is vividly realistic. Easy to use for users of all experiences and genders, the uncut King Cock has a suction cup base that is harness-compatible. Although it feels great in the vagina, you should steer clear from using the uncut King Cock in the anus since it’s a sensitive area. Generally, Pipedream King Cock dildos are to be used with lots of lube due to their size, while the uncut ones need additional pumps in the foreskin to amplify the internal sensations. If you’re looking for ultra-realistic sensations, take this King Cock for a solo ride or pair it up with your favorite bullet vibrator for additional orgasmic sensations.
King Cock Triple Density Dildo with Swinging Balls
Ignite the lustful fires within you and step towards vivid climactic sensations with the King Cock, amped with swinging balls. The amazingly lifelike surface and tapered tip offer comfortable insertion when coupled with water-based lube, while the shaft packs enough girth for perfect penetrative climaxes with each use. The flexible, yet dense King Cock shaft has squishy pliable testicles which come in handy when riding. Harness compatible, the King Cock dildo is great for pegging or couple play.
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One swing that is definitely not a miss – the King Cock with swinging balls! If you’re looking to turn the reality up a notch, the King Cock dildo with swinging balls is a perfect way to pound your vagina into a perpetual state of bliss. Substantial and girthy, the lifelike dildo slips inside the vagina with ease, fully stimulating the internal hot zones. While not the first toy that comes to mind for beginners, this reasonably priced novelty dong is a great addition to anyone’s toy chest. Due to the surface’s porous nature, impeccable care is necessary before and after using your King Cock. Treat yourself to a royal orgasm session your body will be thankful for!
King Cock Whisper Quiet Realistic Dildo Vibrator 10 Inch
Vibration and size lovers rejoice for Pipedream King Cocks have a new delightfully stimulating contender in their collection! With a powerful inner motor that provides rumbly vibrations to your inner erogenous zones, the girthy 2.22-inch diameter shaft and 10-inches of insertable length will have you soaking wet in no time. Vividly realistic and flexible, the bulbous tip can bend to fit into any position you choose to climax in – A King Cock fit for a queen!
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Perfectly sized for penetrative stimulation, the sexy King Cock vibrating dildo is paradise in a box. With enough girth to satisfy both beginners and pros, the economical sex toy has all sensation bases covered. The flexible head can bend to accommodate G-spot stimulation or prostate action during pegging, while the girthy shaft creates whisper-quiet vibrations to stimulate the sensitive nerve endings. For added anal pleasure, consider implementing a smaller butt plug during sessions with the King Cock dildo. Generous amounts of WB lube and body preparations are the keys to optimal positive sensations with the King Cock.
King Cock Strap-On Harness Kit with Ultra Realistic Dildo 9 Inch
Pegging enthusiasts and other boudoir adventurers are encouraged to try the thrill of the King Cock strap-on harness kit. With a luxurious black harness and realistic girthy erection in your arsenal, you have the power to both give and receive extended pleasure! The expertly crafted King Cock dildo is realistic and soft while remaining dense enough for maximum orgasmic pleasure.
Slide the King Cock onto the harness and adjust it to your liking or use the dildo’s suction cup for some hands-free fun.
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Channel your inner dominatrix and strap on for some harness fun! The King Cock strap-on harness kit is an inexpensive addition to any pegging lover’s bedroom – providing practical fun and versatility. The kit includes a girthy King Cock dildo, an adjustable D-ring harness, and 3 interchangeable O-rings with varying diameters that you can use with other dildos. The shaft is realistic and sizable, making it perfect for long sessions of penetrative stimulation – just make sure you lube it up and prepare the destined orifice beforehand. Due to the porous nature of the King Cocks surface, it’s imperative that you clean it well with toy cleaner after each use.
King Cock Double Penetrator
Dual wield the weapons of ass destruction and equip yourself with King Cock’s Triple Density Double Penetrator. Handcrafted with a powerful suction cup for no-fuss handsfree insertion in both holes, climb aboard for orgasms galore! The vaginal penetrator is meatier with 2.25 inches of girth, while the anal one is 1.75-inches – both equally as pleasing as any other King Cock in the collection. This double-decker pecker is flexible to accommodate all bodies while the triple-density core provides consistent stimulation with each thrust!
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With both shafts slightly curved for versatile targeted internal stimulation, the realistic King Cock Double Penetrator is the key to explosive orgasms. The two shafts offer meaty penetration in both holes at the same time, resulting in a cacophony of moans! The super-soft skin-like material slips gently inside offering pure pleasure with the help of a thick waterbased-lube. At the base of the King Cock dildo, the suction cup is sturdy and sticks on most glassy surfaces, along with it being harness compatible. While it’s quite pleasurable, cleaning this chunky boy takes some time and dedication. Without making a dent in your budget, expand your sex toy collection and explore the wonderful anal sensations with the King Cock dual penetrator.
On a budget?
While some of the King Cocks can be on the expensive side, there is no need to limit yourself to wishful thinking. Improve your bedroom endeavors with on-a-budget realistic dildos that will rock your socks off!
What are King Cock dildos made of?
The King Cocks are a budget-friendly innovative take on realistic dildos. Boasting lifelike sensations in various sizes, the royal sex toys not only offer a wide range of lengths, but also they pride themselves on the immense scope of girths as well. The following features are what makes the King Cock dildos tick.
Fanta Flesh
Phthalate-free PVC/TPE is the core component in the fantastic Fanta Flesh King cocks.
- Hypoallergenic
- Real-feel
- Closest to human skin
Due to its skin-like qualities, it is quite porous, meaning it collects bacteria if not cleaned and taken care of properly.
Triple Density System
Squishy, yet firm enough to provide fullness, the Pipedream King Cock’s Triple Density system promises:
- Ultra-realistic skin-feel
- Stiff inner core for fulness
- Sturdy harness-compatible base
All inclusive designs
With a plethora of shapes and sizes to choose from, the King Cocks can be used by all genders and identities. Most models are harness compatible and/or amped up with a strong suction cup base.
How to use King Cock dildos?
Using the King Cocks is a straightforward process in its entirety. After purchasing your favorite King Cock, the only mandatory step towards orgasmic sensations is cleaning the toy with mild soap and water to remove the external powder used to keep the surface fresh. Here are a few additional steps to optimize your King Cock experience.
Set the mood and prepare yourself!
Mental and physical preparedness is crucial for optimizing King Cock experiences due to their size. Good music, soft lights, and aromatic candles are good starting points to set the mood, while smaller dildos can help prepare the vagina for what’s to come.
Slippery when wet!
Make sure to always have water-based lube on hand for proper vaginal or anal preparation, since this helps enhance the lifelike sensations that the realistic King Cock’s realistic Fanta Skin provides.
Post-session cleanup and care!
King Cock’s surface materials are sensitive and porous – so properly taking care of and thoroughly cleansing them is key to retaining their orgasmic qualities for longer. Make sure to always have an antibacterial PVC-friendly toy cleaner on hand and to store realistic dildos separately from other sex toys.
How to clean King Cock dildos?
King Cock dildos are usually made from a skin-like Fanta Flesh PVC/TPR which is sensitive and porous just like real human skin. Due to this, taking time to properly clean and store your King Cock is key to prolonging its lifespan. Dedicated water-based lube, an antibacterial cleaning solution, and lint-free wipes come in handy for this matter.
materials
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.
materials
Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.
components
If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.