Lovebotz – The 3 Best Sex Machines + Alternatives
How we reviewed the best Lovebotz sex machines!
“How did you test these Lovebotz sex machines?”, we hear you cry! Well it’s fairly simple really! We started by approaching those that had experienced using these incredible machines. We wanted their honest and truthful opinions on the pros and cons of each and every machine – and that’s exactly what they gave us! Next up we passed things over to our team of sex toy testing experts, who looked at each and every facet of these Lovebotz toys and rated them in several key areas, including ease of use, quality, and price. After tens of hours of hard work, analyzing, testing, rating, and writing, we were finally able to put together our comprehensive, thorough, and unbiased review of some of the greatest Lovebotz sex machines out there!
What are LoveBotz products?
If you've ever dreamt of being on the receiving end of a merciless, powerful fucking from an untiring machine? Well LoveBotz sex machines will leave you feeling stimulated and satisfied. These sturdy products more often than not run off of mains power, and are designed to give ultimate pleasure. They are often adaptable and customizable, meaning that if you have a certain preference regarding dildos or positions, then you can LoveBotz sex machines work for you. LoveBotz products are strong, industrial, and amazingly pleasurable. It's no wonder that they're so popular!
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The 3 Best lovebotz in Test
The Milker Penis Milking Machine
Let’s talk mind-blowing orgasms. Because that what LoveBotz’s The Milker can provide for you! Replicating the sucking and sizzlingly sexy sensations of oral sex, it can give you one of the best blow jobs of your life! Using strong suction settings, combines with amazingly pleasurable pumps, The Milker will literally milk you dry! It comes in a robust and neat storage box that will house all the bits and pieces that make The Milker work. Size wise it’s not the most discreet, but looks wise it is – so if you need to transport it then no one is going to give your sexy secret a second glance!
If you want a milker that’s going to make your head spin (pun intended), then the LoveBotz Milker is a great choice. It is well-made, expertly designed, guarantees a good time, and is generally an amazing milker. Seems like a home-run, right? So why did we mark it down? Well there’s two big glaringly obvious things: firstly the size of it is anything but discreet. It comes in a big chunky box and has to be plugged into the mains power to get it to work. Secondly is the very steep price. There are other toys out there that do pretty much the same thing for a fraction of the cost. However, with that being said, it’s not a bad milker. You just have to weigh up the pros and the cons, and if we’re being honest, the cons really do give the impressive pros a run for their money!
LoveBotz Versa Fuk Machine
The LoveBotz Versa Fuk Machine delivers high-powered strokes in multiple speeds. It also comes with a vibrating remote that not only controls the speed settings, but can also be used for added stimulation! Capable of up to 300 strokes per minute, you’re guaranteed a good time! Want to adjust it to suit you and your position? Not a problem! The arms and legs of the LoveBotz Versa Fuk Machine can be adjusted, lengthened, shortened, and tilted to the perfect and most pleasurable angle! You’re really going to be in a whole new world of erotic excitement!
If fast and hard poundings are what you require, then the LoveBotz Versa Fuk Machine will leave you feeling super satisfied. It is capable of slow and steady strokes, all the way up to unbelievably fast strokes. These can be easily set via the handy remote control. Oh, and speaking of the remote control, it vibrates! So once you’ve set your speed, you can use the vibration function of the remote to massage your clit and provide a little extra stimulation. Magic! The main issue (aside from the price) is that the LoveBotz Versa Fuk Machine has to be plugged in. It does have a 9ft cable, however you are still limited by it being tethered to the wall.
Lovebotz Saddle Deluxe
Climb on for one of the most spectacular sexual experiences ever! The Lovebotz Saddle Deluxe is the perfect toy for those that love to ride it cowgirl style! Simple to use, it comes with two easy to swap attachments: the first is a smooth but firm dildo for those that just NEED something inside of them, the other is a curvy clitoral bump that is great for grinding or humping. No matter which you choose, what you’re going to feel in between your legs is a feeling like no other. The five pulsation speeds and patterns are easily customizable, and sure to have you orgasming in no time!
As far as amazing feeling Loveboyz toys go, the Lovebotz Saddle Deluxe is up there as one of the best we’ve ever seen. With two separate attachments, you can have two wildly different experiences; one penetrative, the other more of a grinding sensation. But don’t get us wrong – both are amazing! It’s fairly small and compact, but durable enough for you to sit on it and enjoy the feeling of being massaged and vibrated in between your legs. You can even control the 5 speed setting and patters at the touch of a button, so it’s super simple to use! It’s expensive, yes, and if you want to get yourself one of these bad boys then you’re going to have to do a bit of saving up first…but it’s totally worth it! You won’t regret getting your hands (and a whole lot of other things) on the Lovebotz Saddle Deluxe!
You want to hear about some Lovebotz alternatives? Naughty! But not to worry – we’ve got your back! Let’s dive into some of the cheeky options that you have available to you!
Lovebotz specialize in making machines designed exclusively for your ultimate pleasure. The experts and geniuses over at Lovebotz ensure that each and every product they put out will guarantee you an orgasm via robotically repetitive yet stupendously satisfying motions and vibrations. It really is the perfect amalgamation of robot and human. From their machines, to their strokers, to their gliders, to their massive array of accessories, Lovebotz knows what you want, and it will stop at nothing – and we mean nothing – to please you!
How to use Lovebotz toys
There are many different kinds of Lovebotz toys out there. How you use them can vary wildly from product to product, and unfortunately, we don’t have time to go into specifics right here. Luckily for you though, there are a few general hints and tips that can be applied to all toys. So let’s dive head first into a few of the most important ones!
Keep things lubed up!
Lovebotz toys that penetrate you always work best when lubricated! Grab your favorite water-based lube and generously apply it to not only the dildo attached to the Lovebotz toy, but also your vagina or butt. It’s far too easy to get cuts and friction burns and abrasions if not lubricated properly, and trust us – it’s no laughing matter! So get lubed up. You’ll thank us later!
Relax and take it easy!
We’ve all heard that old saying: patience is a virtue. Well, it’s true – especially when it comes to sex toys! More often than not you have to take things slow and let your body accustomed and familiar with the toy you’re using. Relax and take it easy and soon enough you’ll be enjoying your Lovebotz toy as God intended!
Think and use your common sense!
As it turns out, not everyone has common sense! Shocking, we know! So we would always recommend taking a moment to take a moment and use your brain. After all, it can really help you heighten the moment when enjoying your Lovebotz toy! If you’re unsure how to use something or don’t know what to do, then try checking manufacturer’s guidance. It beats just jumping in and damaging the toy or – even worse – your fun bits!
How to clean LoveBotz toys
Sex toys get dirty. That's just a fact. And LoveBotz toys are no different! So how do you keep them clean? Well, it's simple really! Here are a few resources that will help you keep them in tip top condition!
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.
Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.
If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.