Lovehoney Advent Calendars — We Test & Review Them ALL

Kevin Foley
by Kevin Foley
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Lots of people love the holidays, especially advent calendars. Who doesn’t love getting a new little gift every day? Chocolates will always be a popular choice, but this holiday season, Lovehoney has brought us something even better: the Lovehoney adult calendar collection! Each Lovehoney advent calendar is full of special surprises that are sure to spice up the holidays. Perfect for everything from solo pleasure sessions to light BDSM with a partner, these Lovehoney calendars have something for everybody. Intrigued? You’re sure to find something you like, so let’s take a look!

How We Tested These Lovehoney Advent Calendar Products

Here are Bedbible, we pride ourselves in our ability to provide our readers with accurate, insightful information to help you find the best sex toys. After all, if you’re spending your hard-earned money, then you surely want the best of the best! We’ve written over 500 sex toys reviews so far using a combination of personal experience, research, and customer feedback. With this particular article, I had the pleasure of testing these Lovehoney advent calendars personally, so you’ll get my honest opinion on each.

Using that feedback—combined with hours of research—we’ve written a comprehensive review for each sex toy advent calendar. We’ve found all the details you’ll want to know, from design and ease of use to overall quality and vibration strength. In addition to our expert assessment, you can also find the “User Rating,” which lets you know what other people thought of the product. With all of this information at your disposal, you’ll find the perfect sexy advent calendar for yourself in no time!

How We Tested These Lovehoney Advent Calendar Products

FAQ

Who should buy an adult advent calendar?
Anyone can enjoy a saucy advent calendar! Lovehoney has options for men, women, and couples!
How many toys does each calendar contain?
It depends on the number of days your calendar has. Some have 24 items, others have 12, and the lingerie advent calendar has 7.
Do you save any money with a sexy advent calendar?
Although the calendars cost a bit more than buying the flagship toy, you’re definitely saving money overall. All of the calendars give you at least a 50% discount when compared to the retail pricing.
Are the included toys body-safe?
The included toys vary from calendar to calendar, but most of them are body-safe. Depending on the toy, it may be made from metal, silicone, TPE, or ABS plastic.
How will I know how to use every toy?
Lovehoney has included a guidebook that tells you how to use every toy in the calendar! If you’re not sure, you can find the answer there.

What is a Lovehoney Advent Calendar?

A Lovehoney Advent Calendar is an 18+ advent calendar. Each saucy advent calendar contains a special combination of sexy goodies to keep you entertained over the holidays. Lovehoney offers specific calendars for those who are spending their holidays alone, but you can also purchase the couples advent calendar for some partner-based play! If you already own plenty of toys but still want to feel festive, the lingerie advent calendar is full of sexy Xmas lingerie for any body toy (two sizes available).

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The 5 Best lovehoney advent calendars in Test

1 Couples

Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple's Calendar

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80/100
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95/100
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90/100
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Low

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Considered trying sex toys before but never taken the plunge? Well, now you can take the plunge with your partner using this lovely sex toy advent calendar from Lovehoney and We-Vibe! The big selling point is the We-Vibe WV50, a C-shaped couples vibrator that delivers simultaneous g-spot and clit vibes, and is slim enough to be worn during penetrative sex! It provides both partners with stimulating vibrations, totally hands-free.

This adult advent calendar also includes a powerful bullet vibrator, which conveniently slides into a few different toys for multiple uses. You can even try light BDSM, thanks to the included blindfold, silky tie restraints, and a feather tickler! Along with a variety of toys, this calendar also includes plenty of items to set the mood, creating the perfect sensual atmosphere as you try new things together, like a massage candle, rose petals and a sexy game to play together.

Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple's Calendar test
Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple's Calendar features
Recommended for

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
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Buzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
Rumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).
You should buy the Lovehoney X We-Vibe Couple's Calendar if you...
Want a way to spice up sex
Enjoy variety in the bedroom
Love vibrating toys
Are curious about bondage
You should NOT buy the Lovehoney X We-Vibe Couple's Calendar if you...
Already own a quite a few sex toys
Aren't having penetrative sex
Want more penis toys in the mix
Are looking for a 24 day advent calendar
Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple's Calendar features
Features
MaterialsPlastic, silicone, fabric, faux feather, satin 
WaterproofWV50 (yes), bullet vibe (no) 
RechargeableYes 
Travel LockYes 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Remote ControlsNo 
Pros
12 days of gifts
Wide variety of toys/items
Powerful bullet vibe
WV50 is waterproof
Cons
Limited male toy options
Bullet vibe is noisy
4 items aren't "toys" in the traditional sense
Conclusion

This is the only kit I wasn’t able to test personally. However, all of the items included appear to be high-quality, which is a good start. Based on the included items, this is the perfect kit for someone whose partner is open to incorporating sex toys into the bedroom (but has never tried them before). The W50 is a perfect way to add some “spice” to vaginal intercourse, and the bullet vibe has a few fun attachments. That said, this kit is definitely the most “vanilla” out of all the calendars. It contains many different items to set the mood, which makes it great for first-timers and true romantics. If you prefer to “make love,” then this is definitely the kit for you!

2 For Him

Lovehoney Blowmotion Sex Toy Advent Calendar

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80/100
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95/100
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90/100
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Low

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0.0/5.0

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This Lovehoney advent calendar is made specifically for men and penis-owners. Offering a variety of strokers (including one that vibrates), anal toys, and a powerful bullet vibe, you can let your imagination run wild with this Lovehoney adult advent calendar.

Prefer a manual approach? This calendar contains both a ribbed stroker and a textured stroker: take your pick! If vibrations are your thing, the Blowmotion Dual-Entrance Real-Feel Vibrator is sure to push you over the edge. Interested in backdoor adventures or dual-stimulation? This calendar offers plenty of anal-friendly toys including a beginner butt plug, a prostate massager, and anal beads for that extra “oomph.” Perfect as a gift (either for yourself or for a partner), this calendar offers new orgasmic options with each passing day. Are you ready to come like you’ve never come before? Simply grab a bottle of your favorite water-based lube and go to town!

Lovehoney Blowmotion Sex Toy Advent Calendar  test
Lovehoney Blowmotion Sex Toy Advent Calendar  features
Recommended for

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
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Buzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
Rumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).
You should buy the Lovehoney Blowmotion Advent Calendar if you...
Have a penis, or are gifting to someone who does
Have never owned a vibrating stroker before
Are anal-curious
Enjoy using cock rings
You should NOT buy the Lovehoney Blowmotion Advent Calendar if you...
Aren't interested in butt toys
Don’t enjoy vibrations
Prefer individually-powered items
Have a girthy penis
Lovehoney Blowmotion Sex Toy Advent Calendar  features
Features
MaterialsPlastic, silicone, TPE 
WaterproofBlowmotion (splash-proof), bullet vibe (no) 
RechargeableYes 
Travel LockYes 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Remote ControlsNo 
Pros
Vibrating & non-vibrating strokers
Plenty of anal options
Fast recharging time
12 day of goodies
Cons
Sexy dice seem like an afterthought
Blowmotion may be too thin for girthy penises
Only contains one bullet vibe
P-spot massager won’t stay in place
Conclusion

This Lovehoney advent calendar calendar is perfect for anyone with a penis. I really liked how it included a small variety of stroker toys. Many companies assume that “one size fits all,” but this is rarely the case. With multiple strokers—each offering a unique experience and texture—you’re free to experiment and find the one you like best. They also took this approach with the cock rings, which was appreciated. You even get a few anal toy options! That said, the main item (Blowmotion toy) doesn’t offer any consideration for size differences. You can adjust the vibration settings, choose if you want suction using the caps, and even choose between two entrance styles/textures. I fit through the entire toy, but it was fairly tight. This task might prove impossible for people with really thick penises. My advice? Use lots of lube!

3 Lingerie

Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Calendar

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85/100
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70/100
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90/100
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Low

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0.0/5.0

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N/A

So far, every Lovehoney advent calendar has contained sex toys. But, what if you already have all the toys you need? Perhaps you just want something else to help you—and your partner—get “in the mood?” If so, the 7 Nights of Temptation sexy advent calendar is for you!

Containing six unique pieces of sexy lingerie and one scented candle (to help get the mood just right), this calendar is offered in two one-size-fits-many variants. With seven nights to work through, you’ll have a new treat to enjoy every day for a week straight! Containing simple pieces like sexy stockings and more complex offerings such as the sheer mesh bodysuit, you can mix and match your way through the entire week. Once the entire calendar has been opened, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Whether your partner has a lot (or a little) to take off of you is entirely up to you!

Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Calendar  test
Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Calendar  features
Recommended for

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Lovehoney Lingerie Advent Calendar if you...
Want a seductive lingerie set
Think black and gold is sexy
Like adjustable lingerie
Enjoy scented candles
You should NOT buy the Lovehoney Lingerie Advent Calendar if you...
Are allergic to nylon
Want seven different outfits
Need a quality blindfold
Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Calendar  features
Features
MaterialsNylon, elastane, cotton 
WaterproofYes (hand wash recommended) 
AdjustableYes 
Storage Bag IncludedNo (box can be used for storage) 
Pros
Includes six unique pieces of lingerie
Fully adjustable
Affordable
Comes with a scented candle
Cons
Bra can be hard to figure out
Fits most, not all
Blindfold is ineffective
Lacks breast support
Conclusion

This lingerie advent calendar is pretty cute. Inside the box, you get six different pieces of clothing and a candle. The candle has a very light scent, which is fine, but I feel like they could have put another bottom in here instead. The lingerie is adjustable, thanks to the ties and straps it uses. This is easy to manage for the bottoms, but the bra might confuse you a bit. If you can’t figure it out, I recommend looking at the product photos on the website for reference. Fortunately, once you do figure it out, it’s smooth sailing from there! The material is very comfortable (for every piece), although ladies with bigger breasts may have an issue with the lack of bra support. Still, if you already have sex toys and just need the right outfit for the occasion (or just love dressing sexy for your partner), then I think this is a cute set to pick up!

4 Couples

Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Calendar

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95/100
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90/100
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95/100
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Low

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0.0/5.0

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This Lovehoney advent calendar has something for everyone! With 24 days of toys to open, you’ll be able to enjoy a new surprise all the way up until Christmas day. Penis owners have plenty of toys to test out, including a variety of cock rings and strokers. Vagina owners will finally get to test out the Womanizer Liberty clitoral stimulator, a slick masturbation aid that offers touch-free stimulation. Persons of any gender have a plethora of items to test out, including a dildo, anal beads, and a cute butt plug! This Lovehoney adult advent calendar is also great for experimenting, as it includes both vanilla and BDSM items within the calendar. Whether you’d prefer to set the mood with some candles and enjoy a massage or strap your partner down and spank them with a paddle, this couple’s calendar has everything you need to enjoy the evening!

Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Calendar  test
Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Calendar  features
Recommended for

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
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Buzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
Rumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).
You should buy the Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar if you...
Want to expand your collection of sex toys
Are looking to experiment with a partner
Love vibrating toys
Enjoy the color purple
You should NOT buy the Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar if you...
Hate vibrating toys
Avoid bullet-vibe toys
Prefer larger toys
Don’t like using water-based lube
Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Calendar  features
Features
MaterialsSilicone, ABS plastic, iron, zinc alloy, polypropylene, metal, TPE, aluminium, paper, acrylic, polyester, nylon, polyurethane, copper 
WaterproofLiberty (yes), wand (no), bullet vibrator (no) 
RechargeableYes 
Travel LockYes 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Remote ControlsNo 
Pros
Gendered and non-gendered items
24 days of treats
Many toys work with the bullet vibe
All electronic items are rechargeable
Cons
Limited variety of male-exclusive toys
Bullet-power isn't for everyone
Only includes one bullet vibe
Doesn’t include lube
Conclusion

Out of every calendar I tested out while writing this Lovehoney advent calendar review, this one was my favorite! Literally, anyone can enjoy it as it contains toys for all genders. My favorite toy—surprisingly—was actually the mini wand massager. If you’re willing to try something a bit different, this toy definitely works well for guys too! The included bullet vibe is pretty powerful and slides into a few different toys. It’s also noteworthy that this calendar contains the more powerful Womanizer Liberty (as opposed to the slightly weaker Starlet 3 in the “For Her” calendar). For me, the purple cock ring was a bit tight, but the black one fit just fine (it’s a bit more forgiving). The nipple clamps aren’t too tight, making them perfect for beginners. Despite being priced higher than the other calendars, I definitely think this one offers the best value for the money. Whether you’re just looking for a way to enjoy masturbation more or want to experiment with butt stuff, this calendar has it all!

5 For Her

Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Calendar

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90/100
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90/100
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85/100
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Low

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0.0/5.0

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N/A

If you have a vulva and love self-stimulation, then you’re sure to fall head over heels for this sexy advent calendar! This adult advent calendar was curated with the female anatomy in mind, offering every type of stimulation a woman could want. From nipple suckers and anal beads to a g-spot vibrator and the breathtaking Starlet 3 clit sucker, this kit seems to have it all. You can even tone your vaginal muscles using the included kegel balls! This calendar certainly offers enough to keep you entertained on your own, but if you want to share it with a partner, you’ll have a bit of help there too. Lend your lover the rabbit finger vibrator sleeve for some extra stimulation, get kinky using the included blindfold, or play a sensual game using the included sexy dice. The included bullet vibe fits in nearly all of the toys. No matter what type of stimulation you’re after, you can always spice it up with some added vibrations for “the big O!”

Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Calendar  test
Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Calendar  features
Recommended for

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
Sound:

Rating:

What it is:

Power:

Rating:

What it is:

Buzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
Rumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).
You should buy the Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar if you...
Have a clitoris
Want an easy way to start your toy collection
Love vibrating toys
Want to try kegel balls
You should NOT buy the Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar if you...
Won’t use the clit sucker
Prefer stronger sucker (see couple’s calendar!)
Need 24 days of gifts
Hate the color pink
Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Calendar  features
Features
MaterialsSilicone, ABS plastic, metal, polyester 
WaterproofStarlet 3 (yes), g-spot vibrator (no), bullet vibrator (no) 
RechargeableYes (Starlet 3, bullet vibrator), No (g-spot vibrator) 
Travel LockNo 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Remote ControlsNo 
Pros
Contains a wide variety of toy types
Most toys work with the bullet vibe
Entire calendar is body-safe
Cheaper than the couples advent calendar
Cons
The Scarlet 3 is a bit underpowered
Only contains 12 days of goodies
Sexy dice are useless to solo users
G-spot vibrator uses AA batteries
Conclusion

As mentioned above, the Starlet 3 isn’t as strong as the Liberty clit sucker. Still, this Womanizer toy has pretty good suction, making it ideal for women who prefer a lighter touch (confirmed by my roommate!). I liked how this calendar also includes the rechargeable bullet vibe, which slips inside a few different toys. Personally, I prefer the purple butt plug to this black one, but—besides the color difference—they’re the same plug. This calendar is basically just the toned-down version of the couple’s calendar: it still contains the dildo and anal beads, which I thought was great. My only complaint? The calendar only contains one bullet vibe. It would have been better if it had included two instead!

A Lovehoney Advent Calendar Alternative

Read through our Lovehoney advent calendar review and decided it’s not for you? If so, then might we suggest another saucy advent calendar, this time from the Fifty Shades of Grey “Pleasure Overload” collection! Containing a small variety of sexy play toys, this alternative adult advent calendar might be perfect for you & your partner’s playtime. “Technically,” it’s not an advent calendar, but considering it provides you with ten straight days of new toys, we think it’s close enough to use for celebrating the holidays!

Perfect Sex Toy Stocking Stuffers from Lovehoney

So, you’ve already bought an adult advent calendar, but it’s not enough to last the entire holiday season. What to do!? Well, the obvious answer is to purchase another sex toy advent calendar. However, if you’d rather hand-select some sexy toys instead, we’ve got some amazing recommendations for you to check out. Regardless of whether your partner has a penis, or a vagina, or is really into butt stuff, you’ll find the perfect gift in the section below. After all, why limit yourself to a single advent calendar when you could throw some sex toy stocking stuffers into the mix as well?

How to Use a Lovehoney Advent Calendar

Since there are a few different sex toy advent calendar options, each one can be used a little differently. We’ll just cover a few of the options below, but don’t be afraid to get creative: you’ll be able to enjoy even more sensations if you’re willing to experiment! NOTE: The included manual—which tells you how to use each toy—lists all the toys next to each other. As such, you may spoil the “surprise” on accident if you’re not careful.

How to Use a Lovehoney Advent Calendar

Use a Single Toy

Use a Single Toy

It’s often easiest to get comfortable with a toy by trying it alone. Make sure that your toy is charged, lubed, or otherwise prepared before giving it a go. Don’t be afraid to take it slow, either; this is a learning process!

Try Using Multiple Toys at Once

How to Use a Lovehoney Advent Calendar

After you’ve gotten used to using a few different toys from your sex toy advent calendar, it’s worth trying out a few different ones at the same time. Some possible combinations include clit sucker/butt plug, stroker/prostate massager, and nipple suckers/g-spot vibrator. Of course, you can always use more than two simultaneously if you’re feeling motivated!

How to Use a Lovehoney Advent Calendar
How to Use a Lovehoney Advent Calendar

Mutual Stimulation

Mutual Stimulation

If you and your partner both have toys from a sexy advent calendar, you can add them to your sexy times. Experiment while using toys on each other at the same time; which toys work best? You’ll have to find out for yourselves!

Try Toys During Intercourse

How to Use a Lovehoney Advent Calendar

Some toys included in the adult advent calendar—such as the cock rings—are designed specifically to be used for intercourse. Adding anal toys into the mix is always a possibility, and BDSM toys like nipple clamps can add a special touch to each encounter!

How to Use a Lovehoney Advent Calendar

How to Clean a Lovehoney Advent Calendar

Every saucy advent calendar contains different toys, and they can’t all be cleaned the same way. To ensure you properly clean a toy, you’ll first need to identify what it’s made of. Most of the toys in the couples advent calendar are made of silicone. Silicone can be cleaned using water and antibacterial soap. TPE can be cleaned the same way! You can even use this combination for cleaning metal. Silicone and metal—which are both non-porous materials—can be sterilized by placing the item(s) in boiling water, although you should avoid doing this with any toys containing electronics. Ensure that your toys are completely dry before storing them to avoid bacterial growth. If you’ve bought the lingerie advent calendar, it’s recommended to hand-wash the Xmas lingerie (rather than using a machine).

Porous
materials

Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.

Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.

Non-propous
materials

Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.

Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.

The toys with electrical
components

If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.

Author
Kevin Foley
Kevin Foley
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Straight
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
All-time favorite sex toy: Lelo F1S v2
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