Lovehoney Advent Calendars — We Test & Review Them ALL

Kevin Foley
by Kevin Foley
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Lots of people love the holidays, especially advent calendars. Who doesn’t love getting a new little gift every day? Chocolates will always be a popular choice, but this holiday season, Lovehoney has brought us something even better: the Lovehoney adult calendar collection! Each Lovehoney advent calendar is full of special surprises that are sure to spice up the holidays. Perfect for everything from solo pleasure sessions to light BDSM with a partner, these Lovehoney calendars have something for everybody. Intrigued? You’re sure to find something you like, so let’s take a look!
CouplesFor HimLingerieCouplesFor Her
Lovehoney X We-Vibe Couple's Calendar
Lovehoney Blowmotion Advent Calendar
Lovehoney Lingerie Advent Calendar
Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar
Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar
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How We Tested These Lovehoney Advent Calendar Products

Here are Bedbible, we pride ourselves in our ability to provide our readers with accurate, insightful information to help you find the best sex toys. After all, if you’re spending your hard-earned money, then you surely want the best of the best! We’ve written over 500 sex toys reviews so far using a combination of personal experience, research, and customer feedback. With this particular article, I had the pleasure of testing these Lovehoney advent calendars personally, so you’ll get my honest opinion on each.

Using that feedback—combined with hours of research—we’ve written a comprehensive review for each sex toy advent calendar. We’ve found all the details you’ll want to know, from design and ease of use to overall quality and vibration strength. In addition to our expert assessment, you can also find the “User Rating,” which lets you know what other people thought of the product. With all of this information at your disposal, you’ll find the perfect sexy advent calendar for yourself in no time!

How We Tested These Lovehoney Advent Calendar Products

FAQ

Who should buy an adult advent calendar?
Anyone can enjoy a saucy advent calendar! Lovehoney has options for men, women, and couples!
How many toys does each calendar contain?
It depends on the number of days your calendar has. Some have 24 items, others have 12, and the lingerie advent calendar has 7.
Do you save any money with a sexy advent calendar?
Although the calendars cost a bit more than buying the flagship toy, you’re definitely saving money overall. All of the calendars give you at least a 50% discount when compared to the retail pricing.
Are the included toys body-safe?
The included toys vary from calendar to calendar, but most of them are body-safe. Depending on the toy, it may be made from metal, silicone, TPE, or ABS plastic.
How will I know how to use every toy?
Lovehoney has included a guidebook that tells you how to use every toy in the calendar! If you’re not sure, you can find the answer there.

What is a Lovehoney Advent Calendar?

A Lovehoney Advent Calendar is an 18+ advent calendar. Each saucy advent calendar contains a special combination of sexy goodies to keep you entertained over the holidays. Lovehoney offers specific calendars for those who are spending their holidays alone, but you can also purchase the couples advent calendar for some partner-based play! If you already own plenty of toys but still want to feel festive, the lingerie advent calendar is full of sexy Xmas lingerie for any body toy (two sizes available).

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The 5 Best lovehoney advent calendars in Test

1 Couples

Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple's Calendar

Design:

Rating: Lovehoney X We-Vibe Couple's Calendar was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the lovehoney advent calendar.

80/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Lovehoney X We-Vibe Couple's Calendar was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

95/100
Quality:

Rating: Lovehoney X We-Vibe Couple's Calendar was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

90/100
Price:

Rating: Lovehoney X We-Vibe Couple's Calendar was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Lovehoney X We-Vibe Couple's Calendar was rated 4.4 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Lovehoney X We-Vibe Couple's Calendar.

4.4/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Lovehoney X We-Vibe Couple's Calendar was rated 4.0 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

4.0/5.0

Sources

Considered trying sex toys before but never taken the plunge? Well, now you can take the plunge with your partner using this lovely sex toy advent calendar from Lovehoney and We-Vibe! The big selling point is the We-Vibe WV50, a C-shaped couples vibrator that delivers simultaneous g-spot and clit vibes, and is slim enough to be worn during penetrative sex! It provides both partners with stimulating vibrations, totally hands-free.

This adult advent calendar also includes a powerful bullet vibrator, which conveniently slides into a few different toys for multiple uses. You can even try light BDSM, thanks to the included blindfold, silky tie restraints, and a feather tickler! Along with a variety of toys, this calendar also includes plenty of items to set the mood, creating the perfect sensual atmosphere as you try new things together, like a massage candle, rose petals and a sexy game to play together.

Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple's Calendar test
Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple's Calendar features
Recommended for the beginner

The Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple's Calendar was rated 20 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
The vibrations of the Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple's Calendar are quiet, very powerful, and neither really buzzy nor rumbly
Sound:

Rating: Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple's Calendar was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple's Calendar felt to the reviewer.

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Power:

Rating: Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple's Calendar was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple's Calendar felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound ratingPower rating
Buzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
Rumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).
You should buy the Lovehoney X We-Vibe Couple's Calendar if you...
You should buyWant a way to spice up sex
You should buyEnjoy variety in the bedroom
You should buyLove vibrating toys
You should buyAre curious about bondage
You should NOT buy the Lovehoney X We-Vibe Couple's Calendar if you...
You should NOT buyAlready own a quite a few sex toys
You should NOT buyAren't having penetrative sex
You should NOT buyWant more penis toys in the mix
You should NOT buyAre looking for a 24 day advent calendar
Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple's Calendar features
Features
MaterialsPlastic, silicone, fabric, faux feather, satin 
WaterproofWV50 (yes), bullet vibe (no) 
RechargeableYes 
Travel LockYes 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Remote ControlsNo 
Pros
Pros12 days of gifts
ProsWide variety of toys/items
ProsPowerful bullet vibe
ProsWV50 is waterproof
Cons
ConsLimited male toy options
ConsBullet vibe is noisy
Cons4 items aren't "toys" in the traditional sense
Conclusion

This is the only kit I wasn’t able to test personally. However, all of the items included appear to be high-quality, which is a good start. Based on the included items, this is the perfect kit for someone whose partner is open to incorporating sex toys into the bedroom (but has never tried them before). The W50 is a perfect way to add some “spice” to vaginal intercourse, and the bullet vibe has a few fun attachments. That said, this kit is definitely the most “vanilla” out of all the calendars. It contains many different items to set the mood, which makes it great for first-timers and true romantics. If you prefer to “make love,” then this is definitely the kit for you!

2 For Him

Lovehoney Blowmotion Sex Toy Advent Calendar

Design:

Rating: Lovehoney Blowmotion Advent Calendar was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the lovehoney advent calendar.

80/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Lovehoney Blowmotion Advent Calendar was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

95/100
Quality:

Rating: Lovehoney Blowmotion Advent Calendar was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

90/100
Price:

Rating: Lovehoney Blowmotion Advent Calendar was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Lovehoney Blowmotion Advent Calendar was rated 4.4 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Lovehoney Blowmotion Advent Calendar .

4.4/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Lovehoney Blowmotion Advent Calendar was rated 4.7 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

4.7/5.0

Sources
Rating star4.7/5Lovehoney.com (6)

This Lovehoney advent calendar is made specifically for men and penis-owners. Offering a variety of strokers (including one that vibrates), anal toys, and a powerful bullet vibe, you can let your imagination run wild with this Lovehoney adult advent calendar.

Prefer a manual approach? This calendar contains both a ribbed stroker and a textured stroker: take your pick! If vibrations are your thing, the Blowmotion Dual-Entrance Real-Feel Vibrator is sure to push you over the edge. Interested in backdoor adventures or dual-stimulation? This calendar offers plenty of anal-friendly toys including a beginner butt plug, a prostate massager, and anal beads for that extra “oomph.” Perfect as a gift (either for yourself or for a partner), this calendar offers new orgasmic options with each passing day. Are you ready to come like you’ve never come before? Simply grab a bottle of your favorite water-based lube and go to town!

Lovehoney Blowmotion Sex Toy Advent Calendar  test
Lovehoney Blowmotion Sex Toy Advent Calendar  features
Recommended for the beginner

The Lovehoney Blowmotion Sex Toy Advent Calendar was rated 20 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
The vibrations of the Lovehoney Blowmotion Sex Toy Advent Calendar are quiet, quite powerful, and neither really buzzy nor rumbly
Sound:

Rating: Lovehoney Blowmotion Sex Toy Advent Calendar was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Lovehoney Blowmotion Sex Toy Advent Calendar felt to the reviewer.

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Power:

Rating: Lovehoney Blowmotion Sex Toy Advent Calendar was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is quite powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Lovehoney Blowmotion Sex Toy Advent Calendar felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingPower ratingPower rating
Buzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
Rumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).
You should buy the Lovehoney Blowmotion Advent Calendar if you...
You should buyHave a penis, or are gifting to someone who does
You should buyHave never owned a vibrating stroker before
You should buyAre anal-curious
You should buyEnjoy using cock rings
You should NOT buy the Lovehoney Blowmotion Advent Calendar if you...
You should NOT buyAren't interested in butt toys
You should NOT buyDon’t enjoy vibrations
You should NOT buyPrefer individually-powered items
You should NOT buyHave a girthy penis
Lovehoney Blowmotion Sex Toy Advent Calendar  features
Features
MaterialsPlastic, silicone, TPE 
WaterproofBlowmotion (splash-proof), bullet vibe (no) 
RechargeableYes 
Travel LockYes 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Remote ControlsNo 
Pros
ProsVibrating & non-vibrating strokers
ProsPlenty of anal options
ProsFast recharging time
Pros12 day of goodies
Cons
ConsSexy dice seem like an afterthought
ConsBlowmotion may be too thin for girthy penises
ConsOnly contains one bullet vibe
ConsP-spot massager won’t stay in place
Conclusion

This Lovehoney advent calendar calendar is perfect for anyone with a penis. I really liked how it included a small variety of stroker toys. Many companies assume that “one size fits all,” but this is rarely the case. With multiple strokers—each offering a unique experience and texture—you’re free to experiment and find the one you like best. They also took this approach with the cock rings, which was appreciated. You even get a few anal toy options! That said, the main item (Blowmotion toy) doesn’t offer any consideration for size differences. You can adjust the vibration settings, choose if you want suction using the caps, and even choose between two entrance styles/textures. I fit through the entire toy, but it was fairly tight. This task might prove impossible for people with really thick penises. My advice? Use lots of lube!

3 Lingerie

Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Calendar

Design:

Rating: Lovehoney Lingerie Advent Calendar was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the lovehoney advent calendar.

85/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Lovehoney Lingerie Advent Calendar was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

70/100
Quality:

Rating: Lovehoney Lingerie Advent Calendar was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

90/100
Price:

Rating: Lovehoney Lingerie Advent Calendar was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is cheap compared to other lovehoney advent calendars.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Lovehoney Lingerie Advent Calendar was rated 4.1 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Lovehoney Lingerie Advent Calendar .

4.1/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Lovehoney Lingerie Advent Calendar was rated 4.4 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

4.4/5.0

Sources
Rating star4.4/5Lovehoney.com (20)

So far, every Lovehoney advent calendar has contained sex toys. But, what if you already have all the toys you need? Perhaps you just want something else to help you—and your partner—get “in the mood?” If so, the 7 Nights of Temptation sexy advent calendar is for you!

Containing six unique pieces of sexy lingerie and one scented candle (to help get the mood just right), this calendar is offered in two one-size-fits-many variants. With seven nights to work through, you’ll have a new treat to enjoy every day for a week straight! Containing simple pieces like sexy stockings and more complex offerings such as the sheer mesh bodysuit, you can mix and match your way through the entire week. Once the entire calendar has been opened, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Whether your partner has a lot (or a little) to take off of you is entirely up to you!

Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Calendar  test
Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Calendar  features
Recommended for the beginner

The Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Calendar was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Lovehoney Lingerie Advent Calendar if you...
You should buyWant a seductive lingerie set
You should buyThink black and gold is sexy
You should buyLike adjustable lingerie
You should buyEnjoy scented candles
You should NOT buy the Lovehoney Lingerie Advent Calendar if you...
You should NOT buyAre allergic to nylon
You should NOT buyWant seven different outfits
You should NOT buyNeed a quality blindfold
Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Calendar  features
Features
MaterialsNylon, elastane, cotton 
WaterproofYes (hand wash recommended) 
AdjustableYes 
Storage Bag IncludedNo (box can be used for storage) 
Pros
ProsIncludes six unique pieces of lingerie
ProsFully adjustable
ProsAffordable
ProsComes with a scented candle
Cons
ConsBra can be hard to figure out
ConsFits most, not all
ConsBlindfold is ineffective
ConsLacks breast support
Conclusion

This lingerie advent calendar is pretty cute. Inside the box, you get six different pieces of clothing and a candle. The candle has a very light scent, which is fine, but I feel like they could have put another bottom in here instead. The lingerie is adjustable, thanks to the ties and straps it uses. This is easy to manage for the bottoms, but the bra might confuse you a bit. If you can’t figure it out, I recommend looking at the product photos on the website for reference. Fortunately, once you do figure it out, it’s smooth sailing from there! The material is very comfortable (for every piece), although ladies with bigger breasts may have an issue with the lack of bra support. Still, if you already have sex toys and just need the right outfit for the occasion (or just love dressing sexy for your partner), then I think this is a cute set to pick up!

4 Couples

Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Calendar

Design:

Rating: Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the lovehoney advent calendar.

95/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
Quality:

Rating: Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

95/100
Price:

Rating: Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Medium
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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar was rated 4.7 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar .

4.7/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar was rated 4.8 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

4.8/5.0

Sources
Rating star4.8/5Lovehoney.com (85)

This Lovehoney advent calendar has something for everyone! With 24 days of toys to open, you’ll be able to enjoy a new surprise all the way up until Christmas day. Penis owners have plenty of toys to test out, including a variety of cock rings and strokers. Vagina owners will finally get to test out the Womanizer Liberty clitoral stimulator, a slick masturbation aid that offers touch-free stimulation. Persons of any gender have a plethora of items to test out, including a dildo, anal beads, and a cute butt plug! This Lovehoney adult advent calendar is also great for experimenting, as it includes both vanilla and BDSM items within the calendar. Whether you’d prefer to set the mood with some candles and enjoy a massage or strap your partner down and spank them with a paddle, this couple’s calendar has everything you need to enjoy the evening!

Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Calendar  test
Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Calendar  features
Recommended for the beginner and intermediate

The Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Calendar was rated 30 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
The vibrations of the Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Calendar are fairly quiet, quite powerful, and neither really buzzy nor rumbly
Sound:

Rating: Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Calendar was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is fairly quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Calendar felt to the reviewer.

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Power:

Rating: Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Calendar was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is quite powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Calendar felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingPower ratingPower rating
Buzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
Rumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).
You should buy the Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar if you...
You should buyWant to expand your collection of sex toys
You should buyAre looking to experiment with a partner
You should buyLove vibrating toys
You should buyEnjoy the color purple
You should NOT buy the Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar if you...
You should NOT buyHate vibrating toys
You should NOT buyAvoid bullet-vibe toys
You should NOT buyPrefer larger toys
You should NOT buyDon’t like using water-based lube
Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Calendar  features
Features
MaterialsSilicone, ABS plastic, iron, zinc alloy, polypropylene, metal, TPE, aluminium, paper, acrylic, polyester, nylon, polyurethane, copper 
WaterproofLiberty (yes), wand (no), bullet vibrator (no) 
RechargeableYes 
Travel LockYes 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Remote ControlsNo 
Pros
ProsGendered and non-gendered items
Pros24 days of treats
ProsMany toys work with the bullet vibe
ProsAll electronic items are rechargeable
Cons
ConsLimited variety of male-exclusive toys
ConsBullet-power isn't for everyone
ConsOnly includes one bullet vibe
ConsDoesn’t include lube
Conclusion

Out of every calendar I tested out while writing this Lovehoney advent calendar review, this one was my favorite! Literally, anyone can enjoy it as it contains toys for all genders. My favorite toy—surprisingly—was actually the mini wand massager. If you’re willing to try something a bit different, this toy definitely works well for guys too! The included bullet vibe is pretty powerful and slides into a few different toys. It’s also noteworthy that this calendar contains the more powerful Womanizer Liberty (as opposed to the slightly weaker Starlet 3 in the “For Her” calendar). For me, the purple cock ring was a bit tight, but the black one fit just fine (it’s a bit more forgiving). The nipple clamps aren’t too tight, making them perfect for beginners. Despite being priced higher than the other calendars, I definitely think this one offers the best value for the money. Whether you’re just looking for a way to enjoy masturbation more or want to experiment with butt stuff, this calendar has it all!

5 For Her

Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Calendar

Design:

Rating: Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the lovehoney advent calendar.

90/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
Quality:

Rating: Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

85/100
Price:

Rating: Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar was rated 4.4 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar .

4.4/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar was rated 4.8 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

4.8/5.0

Sources
Rating star4.8/5Lovehoney.com (17)

If you have a vulva and love self-stimulation, then you’re sure to fall head over heels for this sexy advent calendar! This adult advent calendar was curated with the female anatomy in mind, offering every type of stimulation a woman could want. From nipple suckers and anal beads to a g-spot vibrator and the breathtaking Starlet 3 clit sucker, this kit seems to have it all. You can even tone your vaginal muscles using the included kegel balls! This calendar certainly offers enough to keep you entertained on your own, but if you want to share it with a partner, you’ll have a bit of help there too. Lend your lover the rabbit finger vibrator sleeve for some extra stimulation, get kinky using the included blindfold, or play a sensual game using the included sexy dice. The included bullet vibe fits in nearly all of the toys. No matter what type of stimulation you’re after, you can always spice it up with some added vibrations for “the big O!”

Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Calendar  test
Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Calendar  features
Recommended for the beginner

The Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Calendar was rated 20 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
The vibrations of the Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Calendar are fairly quiet, quite powerful, and neither really buzzy nor rumbly
Sound:

Rating: Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Calendar was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is fairly quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Calendar felt to the reviewer.

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Power:

Rating: Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Calendar was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is quite powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Calendar felt to the reviewer.

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Buzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
Rumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).
You should buy the Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar if you...
You should buyHave a clitoris
You should buyWant an easy way to start your toy collection
You should buyLove vibrating toys
You should buyWant to try kegel balls
You should NOT buy the Lovehoney X Womanizer Calendar if you...
You should NOT buyWon’t use the clit sucker
You should NOT buyPrefer stronger sucker (see couple’s calendar!)
You should NOT buyNeed 24 days of gifts
You should NOT buyHate the color pink
Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Calendar  features
Features
MaterialsSilicone, ABS plastic, metal, polyester 
WaterproofStarlet 3 (yes), g-spot vibrator (no), bullet vibrator (no) 
RechargeableYes (Starlet 3, bullet vibrator), No (g-spot vibrator) 
Travel LockNo 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Remote ControlsNo 
Pros
ProsContains a wide variety of toy types
ProsMost toys work with the bullet vibe
ProsEntire calendar is body-safe
ProsCheaper than the couples advent calendar
Cons
ConsThe Scarlet 3 is a bit underpowered
ConsOnly contains 12 days of goodies
ConsSexy dice are useless to solo users
ConsG-spot vibrator uses AA batteries
Conclusion

As mentioned above, the Starlet 3 isn’t as strong as the Liberty clit sucker. Still, this Womanizer toy has pretty good suction, making it ideal for women who prefer a lighter touch (confirmed by my roommate!). I liked how this calendar also includes the rechargeable bullet vibe, which slips inside a few different toys. Personally, I prefer the purple butt plug to this black one, but—besides the color difference—they’re the same plug. This calendar is basically just the toned-down version of the couple’s calendar: it still contains the dildo and anal beads, which I thought was great. My only complaint? The calendar only contains one bullet vibe. It would have been better if it had included two instead!

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Overall score4.2 / 5.0 4.6 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.6 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.4 / 5.0 4.4 / 5.0 4.1 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.4 / 5.0
User rating4 / 5.0
from 5 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 6 users
4.4 / 5.0
from 20 users
4.8 / 5.0
from 85 users
4.8 / 5.0
from 17 users
PriceLow Low Low Medium Low
Design80 / 100 80 / 100 85 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100
Ease of use95 / 100 95 / 100 70 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100
Quality90 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 95 / 100 85 / 100
Sound40 / 100 40 / 100 -60 / 100 60 / 100
Power80 / 100 60 / 100 -60 / 100 60 / 100
Buzzy/Rumblysomewhat rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly -neither really buzzy nor rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly
MaterialsPlastic, silicone, fabric, faux feather, satin Plastic, silicone, TPE Nylon, elastane, cotton Silicone, ABS plastic, iron, zinc alloy, polypropylene, metal, TPE, aluminium, paper, acrylic, polyester, nylon, polyurethane, copper Silicone, ABS plastic, metal, polyester
WaterproofWV50 (yes), bullet vibe (no) Blowmotion (splash-proof), bullet vibe (no) Yes (hand wash recommended) Liberty (yes), wand (no), bullet vibrator (no) Starlet 3 (yes), g-spot vibrator (no), bullet vibrator (no)
RechargeableYes Yes -Yes Yes (Starlet 3, bullet vibrator), No (g-spot vibrator)
Travel LockYes Yes -Yes No
Storage Bag IncludedNo No No (box can be used for storage) No No
Remote ControlsNo No -No No
Adjustable--Yes --
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A Lovehoney Advent Calendar Alternative

Read through our Lovehoney advent calendar review and decided it’s not for you? If so, then might we suggest another saucy advent calendar, this time from the Fifty Shades of Grey “Pleasure Overload” collection! Containing a small variety of sexy play toys, this alternative adult advent calendar might be perfect for you & your partner’s playtime. “Technically,” it’s not an advent calendar, but considering it provides you with ten straight days of new toys, we think it’s close enough to use for celebrating the holidays!

Fifty Shades of Grey "Pleasure Overload" Gift Set

Fifty Shades of Grey "Pleasure Overload" Gift Set

Fifty Shades of Grey "Pleasure Overload" Gift Set

Despite not “technically” being a sex toy advent calendar, this gift set is still perfect for celebrating the holidays (or any other special occasion!). Curated with the beginner in mind, you’ll get to test out sensory play, restraints, flogging, and nipple clamps in this “Fifty Shades of Grey” official gift set!

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Perfect Sex Toy Stocking Stuffers from Lovehoney

So, you’ve already bought an adult advent calendar, but it’s not enough to last the entire holiday season. What to do!? Well, the obvious answer is to purchase another sex toy advent calendar. However, if you’d rather hand-select some sexy toys instead, we’ve got some amazing recommendations for you to check out. Regardless of whether your partner has a penis, or a vagina, or is really into butt stuff, you’ll find the perfect gift in the section below. After all, why limit yourself to a single advent calendar when you could throw some sex toy stocking stuffers into the mix as well?

ROMP Switch

ROMP Switch

ROMP Switch

If you want even more clitoral stimulation (or perhaps the kit you purchased didn’t include a clit sucker), then check out the ROMP Switch! Made from body-safe silicone and ABS plastic, with 6 different intensities to choose from, this tiny toy can give you up to three hours of pleasure on a single charge.

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Tenga Lovers Egg

Tenga Lovers Egg

Tenga Lovers Egg

If your partner’s penis could use a treat, this Tenga Lovers Egg is the perfect solution! Completely disposable—which means no nasty cleanup—this toy is designed to combine pleasure with convenience. Stretch it over their entire member or simply stimulate the head: either way, they’re sure to fall in love with this explosive experience!

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Lovehoney Booty Bound Butt Plug Set

Lovehoney Booty Bound Butt Plug Set

Lovehoney Booty Bound Butt Plug Set

Interested in anal but scared about starting too big? Well, this Lovehoney Booty Bound set is a beginner-friendly way to get into ass play. With three different sizes of butt plugs to choose from, you can start with the smaller plug before working your way up to the larger ones. You’ll be an anal play expert in no time!

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