Lovehoney Advent Calendars [My Personal Review]

Kevin Foley
by Kevin FoleyUpdated:

Lots of people love the holidays, especially advent calendars. Who doesn’t love getting a new little gift every day? Chocolates will always be a popular choice, but this holiday season, Lovehoney has brought us something even better: the Lovehoney adult calendar collection! Each Lovehoney advent calendar is full of special surprises that are sure to spice up the holidays. Perfect for everything from solo pleasure sessions to light BDSM with a partner, these Lovehoney calendars have something for everybody. Intrigued? You’re sure to find something you like, so let’s take a look!

Test Winner

5.0Bedbible Rating

Overall Rating

5.0/5

Bedbible Rating:

5/5

Reviewed by: 

Kevin Foley

User Ratings:

5.0/5

Based on user reviews

For Women

4.8Bedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.8/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5

Reviewed by: 

Kevin Foley

User Ratings:

5.0/5

Based on user reviews

Lovehoney Couple's Advent CalendarLovehoney Rose Advent Calendar
Lovehoney Couple's Advent CalendarLovehoney Rose Advent Calendar
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Pros & Cons
Pros & Cons
  • 24 doors to open
  • So many different toys
  • Something for both men AND women
  • High quality materials
  • Final toy for women only
  • Only sample size balms and lubes
  • 12 doors to open
  • Fantastic quality toys
  • A wide range of items
  • Great for beginners
  • Calendar for women only
  • Quite pricy for a 12 day calendar

How We Test lovehoney advent calendars

We’re a team of 265 sex toy testers and 13 sex toy experts.

To find the very best lovehoney advent calendars, our testers tried and reviewed 38 different products in this category.

Bad or even just mediocre lovehoney advent calendars didn’t make the list!

In total, we’ve thoroughly tested and reviewed 801 toys over the past 6 years.

We even lab-tested some to get objective data.

Read more about how we test products.
How We Tested These Lovehoney Advent Calendar Products

Test Winner Lovehoney Womanizer Couple's Advent Calendar

5.0/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

5.0/5

Bedbible Rating:

5/5

Reviewed by: 

Kevin Foley

User Ratings:

5.0/5

Based on user reviews

90/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Lovehoney Womanizer Couple's Advent Calendar was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the lovehoney advent calendar.

95/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Lovehoney Womanizer Couple's Advent Calendar was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

95/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Lovehoney Womanizer Couple's Advent Calendar was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Moderate

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PricePrice

Rating: Lovehoney Womanizer Couple's Advent Calendar was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look

The Lovehoney Womanizer Couple’s Advent Calendar is a 24-day calendar packed full of exciting toys that are certain to jingle your bells! Behind those doors are popular sex toys, gifts, and bondage toys for penis-owners and vulva-owners alike, and despite what Elvis Presley may sing, it’ll certainly not be a blue Christmas for you with all of these toys! With a combination of cheap and affordable items, and larger more expensive big-ticket stuff, the range of toys that you get in the Lovehoney Womanizer Couple’s Advent Calendar is staggering. Even if you don’t own any other sex toys, this is a great place to start that will fill out your raucous roster of vibrators, BDSM items, floggers, and even games! Talk about a merry Christmas!

Pros

  • 24 doors to open
  • So many different toys
  • Something for both men AND women
  • High quality materials

Cons

  • Final toy for women only
  • Only sample size balms and lubes

Vibrations:

SoundSound rating

Rating: Lovehoney Womanizer Couple's Advent Calendar was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Lovehoney Womanizer Couple's Advent Calendar felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Lovehoney Womanizer Couple's Advent Calendar was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Lovehoney Womanizer Couple's Advent Calendar felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound ratingPower rating
BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Why I Chose It

Well, what can I say about the Lovehoney Womanizer Couple’s Advent Calendar, other than it is the perfect advent calendar for you and your partner. Forget about chocolates, there’s something far more delicious about the 24 doors in this calendar. From small and discreet personal toys, to large and expensive couple’s toys, there’s not a single item that can’t be put to good use in some way, shape, or form. Sure, most of the liquidy lubes and balms are sample sized, which on one hand is a little annoying as you might want to use more, but on the other hand it’s a good tester, and it’s going to get you buying more. The toys are incredible though, from the size, the quality, and the overall experience they can provide. The Lovehoney Womanizer Couple’s Advent Calendar will certainly help you and your partner ring more than just your jingle bells this Christmas! Ho-ho-hoe!

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For Women Lovehoney Rose Sex Toy Advent Calendar

4.8/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.8/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5

Reviewed by: 

Kevin Foley

User Ratings:

5.0/5

Based on user reviews

85/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Lovehoney Rose Sex Toy Advent Calendar was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the lovehoney advent calendar.

90/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Lovehoney Rose Sex Toy Advent Calendar was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

95/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Lovehoney Rose Sex Toy Advent Calendar was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Affordable

Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
PricePrice

Rating: Lovehoney Rose Sex Toy Advent Calendar was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look

Let the good times roll with Lovehoney’s 12-piece advent calendar, featuring the one and only, Lovehoney Rose. Grab your partner or go solo, and open a daily door to discover new ways to play –  with fabulous toys and gifts ideal for her. Filled to the brim with a sensationally sexy smorgasbord of offerings that aim to tease and please through thrilling vibes, breathtaking suction and titillating anal stimulation.

Enjoy taking your time by discovering a new toy each day or put the petal to the metal and open them all at once, embracing the Lovehoney Rose as soon as you can. Normally $49.99, this clitoral suction toy has 10 Pleasure Air intensity levels to explore, and with 11 other products in this calendar, you’ll be stopping to smell the roses of desire every day. Let your new toys’ pleasure potential shine with the addition of water-based lubricant. Each electronic toy is rechargeable so you can indulge in it again and again… and again.

Pros

  • 12 doors to open
  • Fantastic quality toys
  • A wide range of items
  • Great for beginners

Cons

  • Calendar for women only
  • Quite pricy for a 12 day calendar

Vibrations:

SoundSound rating

Rating: Lovehoney Rose Sex Toy Advent Calendar was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Lovehoney Rose Sex Toy Advent Calendar felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound rating
PowerSound rating

Rating: Lovehoney Rose Sex Toy Advent Calendar was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Lovehoney Rose Sex Toy Advent Calendar felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound ratingPower rating
BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Why I Chose It

The Lovehoney Rose Sex Toy Advent Calendar is a fantastic set that is primarily aimed at females. It is full of all kinds of toys, some internal, and some external. All are made from high-quality materials, meaning that you’re going to be getting some quality items! The wearable items are also comfortable and easy to use. Personally, I see this as much more of a beginner’s set, with the toys not being overly difficult to use or extreme. This can only be a good thing for those wanting to bulk out their sex toy collection. Because, unlike Christmas, you should get to come more than once each year!

Okay, I will admit that the Lovehoney Rose Sex Toy Advent Calendar is definitely more aimed at females, as most of the sex toys in there are female-centric. That’s not to say men can’t enjoy them in their own way, but by and large, this is a womens advent calendar. Also, with it being half the size of the 24-day calendar, you could be forgiven for thinking it would also be half the price. Unfortunately, that’s not the case, so just be aware that while it’s undoubtedly a fun calendar, you’re going to be paying for it! And on one final note, if you’re a more advanced user, you may not find the toys to be the most exciting.

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Comparison

BestTest Winner For Women
Overall score5.0 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0
Bedbible rating5.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 5 users
5 / 5.0
from 5 users
PriceModerate Affordable
Design90 / 100 85 / 100
Ease of use95 / 100 90 / 100
Quality95 / 100 95 / 100
Sound40 / 100 40 / 100
Power80 / 100 80 / 100
Buzzy/Rumblysomewhat rumbly somewhat rumbly
MaterialsPlastic, silicone, fabric, faux feather, satin Plastic, silicone, fabric, faux feather, satin
LengthVarious inchesVarious inches
Vibration modesSpeeds and patterns Speeds and patterns
RechargeableYes: via USB Yes: via USB
Travel LockYes Yes
Storage Bag IncludedNo No
Remote ControlsNo No
WaterproofMost items are at least splashproof Most items are at least splashproof
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Last Year’s Lovehoney Advent Calendars

Let’s take a look back at a few of the previous advent calendar offerings from Lovehoney, and see how they stack up against their 2023 counterparts!

Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple's Calendar

Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple's Calendar

Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple's Calendar

Considered trying sex toys before but never taken the plunge? Well, now you can take the plunge with your partner using this lovely sex toy advent calendar from Lovehoney and We-Vibe! The big selling point is the We-Vibe WV50, a C-shaped couples vibrator that delivers simultaneous g-spot and clit vibes, and is slim enough to be worn during penetrative sex! It provides both partners with stimulating vibrations, totally hands-free.

This adult advent calendar also includes a powerful bullet vibrator, which conveniently slides into a few different toys for multiple uses. You can even try light BDSM, thanks to the included blindfold, silky tie bondage restraints, and a feather tickler! Along with a variety of toys, this calendar also includes plenty of items to set the mood, creating the perfect sensual atmosphere as you try new things together, like a massage candle, rose petals and a sexy game to play together.

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Lovehoney Blowmotion Sex Toy Advent Calendar

Lovehoney Blowmotion Sex Toy Advent Calendar

Lovehoney Blowmotion Sex Toy Advent Calendar

This Lovehoney advent calendar is made specifically for men and penis owners. Offering a variety of strokers (including one that vibrates), anal toys, and a powerful bullet vibe, you can let your imagination run wild with this Lovehoney adult advent calendar.

Prefer a manual approach? This calendar contains both a ribbed stroker and a textured stroker: take your pick! If vibrations are your thing, the Blowmotion Dual-Entrance Real-Feel Vibrator is sure to push you over the edge. Interested in backdoor adventures or dual-stimulation? This calendar offers plenty of anal-friendly toys including a beginner butt plug, a prostate massager, and anal beads for that extra “oomph.” Perfect as a gift (either for yourself or for a partner), this calendar offers new orgasmic options with each passing day. Are you ready to come like you’ve never come before? Simply grab a bottle of your favorite water-based lube and go to town!

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Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Calendar

Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Calendar

Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Calendar

So far, every Lovehoney advent calendar has contained sex toys. But, what if you already have all the toys you need? Perhaps you just want something else to help you—and your partner—get “in the mood?” If so, the 7 Nights of Temptation sexy advent calendar is for you!

Containing six unique pieces of sexy lingerie and one scented candle (to help get the mood just right), this calendar is offered in two one-size-fits-many variants. With seven nights to work through, you’ll have a new treat to enjoy every day for a week straight! Containing simple pieces like sexy stockings and more complex offerings such as the sheer mesh bodysuit, you can mix and match your way through the entire week. Once the entire calendar has been opened, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Whether your partner has a lot (or a little) to take off of you is entirely up to you!

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Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Calendar

Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Calendar

Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Calendar

This Lovehoney advent calendar has something for everyone! With 24 days of toys to open, you’ll be able to enjoy a new surprise all the way up until Christmas day. Penis owners have plenty of toys to test out, including a variety of cock rings and strokers. Vagina owners will finally get to test out the Womanizer Liberty clitoral stimulator, a slick masturbation aid that offers touch-free stimulation. Persons of any gender have a plethora of items to test out, including a dildo, anal beads, and a cute butt plug! This Lovehoney adult advent calendar is also great for experimenting, as it includes both vanilla and BDSM items within the calendar. Whether you’d prefer to set the mood with some candles and enjoy a massage or strap your partner down and spank them with a paddle, this couple’s calendar has everything you need to enjoy the evening!

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Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Calendar

Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Calendar

Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Calendar

If you have a vulva and love self-stimulation, then you’re sure to fall head over heels for this sexy advent calendar! This adult advent calendar was curated with the female anatomy in mind, offering every type of stimulation a woman could want. From nipple suckers and anal beads to a g-spot vibrator and the breathtaking Starlet 3 clit sucker, this kit seems to have it all. You can even tone your vaginal muscles using the included kegel balls! This calendar certainly offers enough to keep you entertained on your own, but if you want to share it with a partner, you’ll have a bit of help there too. Lend your lover the rabbit finger vibrator sleeve for some extra stimulation, get kinky using the included blindfold, or play a sensual game using the included sexy dice. The included bullet vibe fits in nearly all of the toys. No matter what type of stimulation you’re after, you can always spice it up with some added vibrations for “the big O!”

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A Lovehoney Advent Calendar Alternative

Read through our Lovehoney advent calendar review and decide it’s not for you. If so, then might we suggest another saucy advent calendar, this time from the Fifty Shades of Grey “Pleasure Overload” collection! Containing a small variety of sexy play toys, this alternative adult advent calendar might be perfect for you & your partner’s playtime. “Technically,” it’s not an advent calendar, but considering it provides you with ten straight days of new toys, we think it’s close enough to use for celebrating the holidays!

You can also read our round-up review of the best sex toy advent calendars to find other alternatives to Lovehoney advent calendars.

Fifty Shades of Grey "Pleasure Overload" Gift Set

Fifty Shades of Grey "Pleasure Overload" Gift Set

Fifty Shades of Grey "Pleasure Overload" Gift Set

Despite not “technically” being a sex toy advent calendar, this gift set is still perfect for celebrating the holidays (or any other special occasion!). Curated with the beginner in mind, you’ll get to test out sensory play, restraints, flogging, and nipple clamps in this “Fifty Shades of Grey” official gift set!

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Author
Kevin Foley
Kevin Foley

Content writer | As a writer, I work with many different topics. However, my work for BedBible is especially fulfilling, as it gives me the opportunity to promote sexual wellness, educate readers, and expand my personal knowledge on the aforementioned topics. I believe that approaching sexuality with a genuine desire to learn is the best way to expand one’s personal horizons, leading to healthier, more fulfilling relationships—both with yourself and with your partner(s)—down the road.

Age: 27
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Straight
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
All-time favorite sex toy: Lelo F1S v2
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