The 8 Best Masturbation Eggs for Discreet Delights
Our Review and Rating Procedure
The main goal of this review is to help you (the reader) make an informed, educated decision on your next masturbation cup. As a company that’s tested over 300 products, we have enough knowledge to know if a toy has potential. However, to really figure out whether to “smash” or “pass”, we take a closer look (and bring you along for the ride!). When possible, we always try to hands-on test products. We also look at manufacturer claims and user reviews, giving us three different sources for information about each product. Based on this plethora of info, we give each toy a “Bedbible Rating”. We consider the design, ease of use, and overall quality when scoring a toy. In addition to providing our readers with our opinion, we also summarize the customer experience using the “User Ratings” score. If there’s a discrepancy, you’ll spot it fast, but you’ll have to read on to find out why it’s there!
What Makes Masturbation Eggs So Good?
While the so-called “discreet fleshlight” may still be the most popular option, pocket egg masturbation really is a better option if space and discretion are your two main concerns. Since they’re shaped and sized similarly to an actual egg, the storage space required is minimal, meaning you can take along a couple of different ones if you’re going out for a short trip. While your average male masturbation egg is too big to shove into your pocket, it’s still portable, requiring minimal bag space.
TENGA is one brand of Japanese masturbation egg that’s especially well-known, offering a wide variety of internal textures at a fairly low price. They’re sold both as singles and in packs, making them the perfect gift for a partner or an easy way to try out multiple textures without needing to pick and choose each egg!
FAQ
What is a masturbation egg?
A masturbation egg is a penis sex toy, designed to aid in masturbation. They are typically designed to be discreet and portable; perfect as travel companions or for space-saving storage. They come with a range of exciting, different internal textures that vary by model, giving you plenty of options when it comes to masturbating on the go. Although generally only designed for one use, some models are reusable, making them an easy way to save money over time (as opposed to buying the single-use ones every time).
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The 8 Best Masturbation eggs in Test
Tenga Egg Wavy II
The Tenga masturbation egg range is one of our favorite cheap fleshlight alternatives. Famed for its innovative and user-friendly products, Tenga is one of the best names in the industry.
Improving on the original with even deeper and more pronounced ridges, the Wave II is here to envelop your penis in a whirlwind of delight. Complimenting a twisting hand motion, this masturbation egg is perfect for some quality alone time or with a partner. Super-stretchy aid can be stretched up to 12 inches for full penis enjoyment.
Cased in a beautifully discreet hard-case egg, this is the perfect naughty easter present.
| Length | 2.5 inches |
| Openings | Neutral |
| Materials | Soft plastic |
| Waterproof | Yes |
If you haven’t pleasured yourself with a Tenga masturbation egg before, what are you waiting for? Treat yourself to this incredibly discreet egg now. Just slide over your penis and feel the whirlpool texture whip you into an absolute frenzy. It even comes with a dedicated sachet of lube so you can go to town immediately.
Or store away for a rainy day. Small and subtle, this really is the ideal travel companion or spicy weekend friend. The texture of this particular egg compliments a slow twisting motion of the wrist. If you would prefer a more intensely textured masturbator the Tornado Egg should do the trick.
Svakom Hedy Masturbator
If the Svakom Hedy masturbation egg was any cheaper they’d be giving them away. That’s not to say that this is a low-quality product. Available in three tantalizing textures (ribbed, studded, and smooth) this detailed egg stretches to snuggly accommodate even the meatiest of warriors.
The Svakom is designed to be used for between 1-5 sessions and can easily be flipped inside out for straightforward cleaning. The ribbed outer shell makes for a firm grip and it can be squeezed for an even tighter hold.
When not in use, just place in the egg-shaped travel case for discreet storage. Apply generous amounts of lube for frictionless thrusting.
| Length | 3.7 inches |
| Width | 1.7 inches |
| Openings | Neutral |
| Materials | TPR |
| Waterproof | Yes |
This is an incredible, ludicrously inexpensive alternative to the Tenga masturbation egg. An egg for men looking for an eggsplosive time – the super stretchy material makes it easy to envelop your entire shaft in a range of thrilling textures.
The discreet storage case makes it easy to store/hide from prying eyes. The ridged outer material is also a fine touch, making a firm grip easier.
Even though this is designed as a limited-use toy, it appears to be pretty durable – comfortably lasting up to 5 uses. All in all, there has never been a less expensive way to enhance your quality alone time.
Tenga Egg Lovers
Show your partner how much you love them with this romantically heart-textured masturbation egg. Crack open this egg to find an intricately embossed yolk with hearts of various sizes and depths. Nothing says romance quite like an out-of-this-world orgasm.
Unstretched this egg measures no more than 3 inches, but can be pulled to a whopping 12″! Pop it into a weekend travel bag and take it with you for a sensuous weekend getaway.
Lubricant is also included for a one-stop bullet train to a messy final destination.
| Length | 2.5 inches |
| Diameter | 0.75 inches |
| Openings | Neutral |
| Materials | Soft plastic |
| Waterproof | Yes |
Who said romance was dead? Spice up your relationship with the beautifully designed masturbation egg. The fully transparent design really works wonders here. Watch in high definition as each love heart teases and tantalizes until the last moment.
The hard shell storage case is equally sleek and sensuous. Nobody is going to be disappointed when they open this gift. As with all Tenga eggs, this really is one of the best travel companions. Discreet, unassuming, but effortlessly efficient.
Whether enjoyed solo or as a team, this is a guaranteed good time.
Tenga Geo Aqua
Do you like the look of everything Tenga has to offer, minus the single-use design? The Tenga Geo is here to save the day. Beat it egg-ain and egg-ain with this innovative masturbation enhancer.
Ridge upon deeply satisfying ridge washes over the internal canal for uncompromising pleasure. If you’re a fan of the Tenga Egg Wavy you’re sure to enjoy this. But wait there’s more…Simply flip inside out to enjoy a whole other texture! Geometric shapes protrude from the other side of the sleeve for another exciting way to tantalize.
The reversible design, alongside the storage case that doubles up as a drying stand, makes this one of the easiest toys ever to maintain.
| Insertable length | 6.5 inches |
| Openings | Neutral |
| Materials | Soft plastic |
| Waterproof | Yes |
Why don’t more storage cases double as drying stands? Why aren’t there more reversible designs? Why can’t all toys be squeezed for varied sensations? These are the kind of questions Tenga leaves you with as they constantly innovate and drive the industry forward.
The same great texture, portability, smart design, finally within a reusable toy. Once you try a masturbation egg there is no going back. That’s why owning one you can use again and again is a must.
Both textures feel truly unique and you may hard pushed to choose a favorite. Whichever one is not in use also provides a firm grip for uninterrupted pleasure. This toy may even rival our selection of the greatest Fleshlights.
Grip Vibrating Sleeve by Vedo
Want a masturbation egg with a little more oomph? The Grip vibrating sleeve is here to answer your prayers. The powerful motor is responsible for a full 10 vibration modes, while a unique super-soft, glow-in-the-dark inner sleeve allows you to apply the level of grip you want.
The double-ended design means you can watch as the action unfolds and can even be incorporated into a naughty blowjob. The Grip is fully waterproof and provides an impressive 45 minutes of buzzy fun on a full charge.
If you’d prefer a full-length stroker, check out the Vedo Torpedo for the pinnacle of glowing, vibrating pleasure.
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| Openings | Neutral |
| Vibration modes | 10 |
| Rechargeable | Yes |
| Charging Time | 60 minutes |
| Battery Life | 45 minutes |
| Materials | Silicone |
This is an egg for men who like a little extra. A great vibration masturbation sleeve with 10 varied functions and sensible battery life. The double-ended design means that the Grip can be used for some sultry couple’s play without being an obstruction. Or, if you’re playing solo, watch as your penis thrusts in and out of the stroker.
It also makes cleanup far easier. If you’ve had your eye on a double-ended fleshlight, then this is a competitively priced alternative, with knee-buckling vibrating capabilities. To sell over one million units Vedo must be doing something right!
Tenga Egg Surfer
Cowabunga dudes! This Seaside masturbation egg is anything but a wipeout. Ride the waves as the Tenga Egg Surfer takes you for the ride of your life. Overly accentuated nubs and deep, swirling ridges define the inner sleeve of this disguised egg toy.
As with the rest of the range, The Surfer comes in a beautifully discreet storage case, measures almost the same size as a chicken egg, and stretches to envelop penises of any size and shape. Originally a quirky sex toy concept, Tenga Eggs have taken the world by storm.
If you haven’t got your island vibes on yet, now’s the time.
| Openings | Neutral |
| Length | 2 inches |
| Diameter | 3 inches |
| Materials | Soft plastic |
There’s a reason the Tenga Masturbation Egg range ranks as one of our favorite sexy gifts – they rock! It’s an unfortunate fact that penis sex toys still sell considerably less than female sex toys. Criminal! Treat your partner to one of the best presents they’ll receive this year and open the door to a whole world of orgasmic new possibilities.
This is a great option if you or the user prefers deep ribs, intense and varied textures. For something a little more subtle and uniform, check out the texture of The Misty.
Or, how about opting for a 6 variety pack? These eggs are so cheap and easy to use that they encourage nothing less than unbridled, cheeky experimentation!
Tenga Egg Shiny Pride
Say it loud and say it proud with the Shiny Pride masturbation egg. A spiraled rising sun dominates the center of this textured sleeve, providing a focal point for your pleasure. From the sun radiates wavy ribs of sunlight – enough to brighten even the darkest of days.
The beautiful exterior design perfectly reflects the interior texture. As ever, a sachet of lubricant is included within the egg itself – everything you could possibly need within one discreet case.
Consider yourself an adventurous type? Fly those colors with pride with the brand new Wonder variety pack.
| Openings | Neutral |
| Length | 2 inches |
| Diameter | 3 inches |
| Materials | Soft plastic |
Show your love for all orientations with the limited edition Pride version. This is for those who like a focal point they can thrust into. Feel as the accentuated sun tantalizes you to the point of no return.
Egg male stimulation for the discerning gent. Just crack it open, apply the included lubricant, and comfortably slide over your shaft. Slow sensuous strokes, or intense head teasing. In fitting fashion, The Pride has something for everybody.
Although it is designed for one use, multiple sessions are possible with careful cleaning and maintenance. Just note, as the material is porous you’re going to want a quality antibacterial cleaner.
Tenga Egg Boxy
The Boxy is a classic masturbation egg. The box-like (obviously) inner textures are angled in two opposite directions. This means that different sensations and areas of the penis are stimulated as you stroke up and down. While The Wavy favors a twisting masturbation motion, The Boxy is in its element with traditional jerking.
Every egg is designed to provide an exotic single-use experience. Whether with a partner or solo, once experienced, you’ll wonder how you ever used to climax without a Tenga Egg wrapped around your penis.
| Openings | Neutral |
| Length | 2 inches |
| Diameter | 3 inches |
| Materials | Soft plastic |
A firm favorite amongst Tenga enthusiasts, The Boxy masturbation egg is a must-try. Elegant in its simplicity, the dual-directional texture really does make a huge difference. As you stroke up and down different points of the penis will be stimulated by the large box-like nubs. No chance of getting bored or desensitized here.
If you’re eager to try a masturbation egg yourself or introduce a partner to them but not sure what to go for as a first-time purchase – you can’t go far wrong with The Boxy. Also available in The Standard 6-Pack, alongside other classics such as The Wavy II, The Tornado, and The Brush.
Tenga Egg Variety Packs
The Tenga Egg range is essentially calling out to be experimented with. Deliciously inexpensive and easy to test out. These variety packs are the perfect excuse to spend more time with your main member and find your dream texture. It’s also a great ‘research task’ if you’re considering investing more into a quality, long-term masturbator but you’re not sure which sleeve texture is for you.
Want Something with More Oomph?
Already tried a masturbation egg and want something more? It’s time to put your money where your mouth is and join the big leagues. Below are some truly innovative and powerful penis masturbators everybody needs to experience. Be sure to check out our round-up of the best hands-free masturbators for the pinnacle in 21st-century pleasure.
Ways to use a masturbation egg
A masturbation egg is certain to enhance any situation it finds itself in. From introducing a partner to their first sex toy experience, to supercharging your solo game, here are some of the best ways to get the most out of your new companion.
Eggstra masturbating
You deserve to truly treat yourself every once in a while. Take your masturbation game to new heights with a little discreet egg partner.
We have the lowdown on the very best ways to supercharge your masturbation time. Have a read, turn down the lights, and crack open your new best friend. Warning: you may never be able to return to eggless jerking again.
Eggstatic edging
Masturbation eggs make for great edging devices. The super-stretchy material means that you’re in full control of how much stimulation you apply. Focus on the head, or stroke to the base. The power is in your hands. Masturbate to the verge of orgasm, then slow down and allow the feeling to return to normal before repeating.
This is a great way to improve stamina, self control, and build for a more satisfying orgasm.
Eggsplosive partnership
It’s about time penis sex toys become as socially accessible as vagina sex toys.
A masturbation eggs is one of the best ways to introduce toys to an inexperienced partner. Show them what they’ve been missing out on all these years with some intimate, fiery couples play. Place the masturbation egg over your partner’s penis just as you would a condom. Slowly tease and stroke the head, firmly stroke the shaft, and see how long (short) it takes before they lose control.
Do not use during penetrative sex
Just a word of warning, although masturbation eggs look like and are applied in a similar manner to a condom, they are not safe for penetrative sex.
They are not secure, and the outer material is likely to cause friction. Though, we thoroughly recommend using as a thrilling build-up, then tossing aside ready for the main event.
How to use a masturbation egg
Few sex toys are this innovatively simple to use straight out of the box. This may be the shortest How To Guide we’ve ever had to write:
Apply lube...
You’re going to want to apply a generous amount of lube for a frictionless experience. If you have opted for a Tenga masturbation egg or a Svakom Hedy, a sachet of lube is already included. Just open the egg and you will find it inside.
If your toy doesn’t come with lube included, here are some of our favorites.
...and enjoy!
That’s it! The fun is ready to begin. Slide the masturbation egg over your penis just as you would a condom. Hold the sleeve with a firm grip as you slide it up and down your penis. Experiment with speed and techniques to see what compliments your chosen texture. Enjoy!
How to clean a masturbation egg
Many masturbation eggs are designed to be single-use. Perfect if you want a quickie without worrying about the aftermath. If you would like to prolong your enjoyment, however, many users do report being able to get multiple uses out of a single-use masturbation egg. With careful cleaning, proper drying, and storage, usability may be prolonged. Just note, the quality is likely to deteriorate more rapidly than other toys. For multiple-use toys, refer to our infographic on how best to clean different materials. If in doubt, always refer to the manufacturer's instructions first.
materials
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.
materials
Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.
components
If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.