The 8 Best Masturbation Eggs for Discreet Delights
| Test Winner | Cheapest | Beginner | Reusable | Vibrating |
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| Tenga Egg Wavy II | Svakom Hedy Masturbator | Tenga Egg Lovers | Tenga Geo Aqua | Grip Vibrating Sleeve by Vedo |
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Our Review and Rating Procedure
The main goal of this review is to help you (the reader) make an informed, educated decision on your next masturbation cup. As a company that’s tested over 300 products, we have enough knowledge to know if a toy has potential. However, to really figure out whether to “smash” or “pass”, we take a closer look (and bring you along for the ride!). When possible, we always try to hands-on test products. We also look at manufacturer claims and user reviews, giving us three different sources for information about each product. Based on this plethora of info, we give each toy a “Bedbible Rating”. We consider the design, ease of use, and overall quality when scoring a toy. In addition to providing our readers with our opinion, we also summarize the customer experience using the “User Ratings” score. If there’s a discrepancy, you’ll spot it fast, but you’ll have to read on to find out why it’s there!
What Makes Masturbation Eggs So Good?
While the so-called “discreet fleshlight” may still be the most popular option, pocket egg masturbation really is a better option if space and discretion are your two main concerns. Since they’re shaped and sized similarly to an actual egg, the storage space required is minimal, meaning you can take along a couple of different ones if you’re going out for a short trip. While your average male masturbation egg is too big to shove into your pocket, it’s still portable, requiring minimal bag space.
TENGA is one brand of Japanese masturbation egg that’s especially well-known, offering a wide variety of internal textures at a fairly low price. They’re sold both as singles and in packs, making them the perfect gift for a partner or an easy way to try out multiple textures without needing to pick and choose each egg!
FAQ
What is a masturbation egg?
A masturbation egg is a penis sex toy, designed to aid in masturbation. They are typically designed to be discreet and portable; perfect as travel companions or for space-saving storage. They come with a range of exciting, different internal textures that vary by model, giving you plenty of options when it comes to masturbating on the go. Although generally only designed for one use, some models are reusable, making them an easy way to save money over time (as opposed to buying the single-use ones every time).
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The 8 Best Masturbation eggs in Test
Tenga Egg Wavy II
The Tenga masturbation egg range is one of our favorite cheap fleshlight alternatives. Famed for its innovative and user-friendly products, Tenga is one of the best names in the industry.
Improving on the original with even deeper and more pronounced ridges, the Wave II is here to envelop your penis in a whirlwind of delight. Complimenting a twisting hand motion, this masturbation egg is perfect for some quality alone time or with a partner. Super-stretchy aid can be stretched up to 12 inches for full penis enjoyment.
Cased in a beautifully discreet hard-case egg, this is the perfect naughty easter present.
The Tenga Egg Wavy II was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner
want a travel-sized masturbation eggwant to surprise your partner with a naughty treatlike masturbating with a twisting motionwould like everything you need right out the box
want a long-lasting toyprefer more deeply textured masturbation eggslike anatomically correct masturbators| Length | 2.5 inches |
| Openings | Neutral |
| Materials | Soft plastic |
| Waterproof | Yes |
Perfect travel companionUnique swirling textureDiscreetLube included
Single use designPorous materialNot as intensely textured as othersIf you haven’t pleasured yourself with a Tenga masturbation egg before, what are you waiting for? Treat yourself to this incredibly discreet egg now. Just slide over your penis and feel the whirlpool texture whip you into an absolute frenzy. It even comes with a dedicated sachet of lube so you can go to town immediately.
Or store away for a rainy day. Small and subtle, this really is the ideal travel companion or spicy weekend friend. The texture of this particular egg compliments a slow twisting motion of the wrist. If you would prefer a more intensely textured masturbator the Tornado Egg should do the trick.
Svakom Hedy Masturbator
If the Svakom Hedy masturbation egg was any cheaper they’d be giving them away. That’s not to say that this is a low-quality product. Available in three tantalizing textures (ribbed, studded, and smooth) this detailed egg stretches to snuggly accommodate even the meatiest of warriors.
The Svakom is designed to be used for between 1-5 sessions and can easily be flipped inside out for straightforward cleaning. The ribbed outer shell makes for a firm grip and it can be squeezed for an even tighter hold.
When not in use, just place in the egg-shaped travel case for discreet storage. Apply generous amounts of lube for frictionless thrusting.
The Svakom Hedy Masturbator was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner
want a ridiculously cheap way to get offwant a discreet travel toywould like a full penis masturbation eggwant a slightly more durable single-use toywant a toy you can use indefinitelywant a wider range of texture options| Length | 3.7 inches |
| Width | 1.7 inches |
| Openings | Neutral |
| Materials | TPR |
| Waterproof | Yes |
Extra stretchyLudicrously inexpensivePerfectly portableEasy to cleanLess texture optionsPorous materialThis is an incredible, ludicrously inexpensive alternative to the Tenga masturbation egg. An egg for men looking for an eggsplosive time – the super stretchy material makes it easy to envelop your entire shaft in a range of thrilling textures.
The discreet storage case makes it easy to store/hide from prying eyes. The ridged outer material is also a fine touch, making a firm grip easier.
Even though this is designed as a limited-use toy, it appears to be pretty durable – comfortably lasting up to 5 uses. All in all, there has never been a less expensive way to enhance your quality alone time.
Tenga Egg Lovers
Show your partner how much you love them with this romantically heart-textured masturbation egg. Crack open this egg to find an intricately embossed yolk with hearts of various sizes and depths. Nothing says romance quite like an out-of-this-world orgasm.
Unstretched this egg measures no more than 3 inches, but can be pulled to a whopping 12″! Pop it into a weekend travel bag and take it with you for a sensuous weekend getaway.
Lubricant is also included for a one-stop bullet train to a messy final destination.
The Tenga Egg Lovers was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner
want a romantic gift ideaenjoy masturbation eggs and want a unique texturewant to enhance your solo playlike varied texturesprefer swirling or ribbed texturesdon't like the aestheticdon't want a single-use toy| Length | 2.5 inches |
| Diameter | 0.75 inches |
| Openings | Neutral |
| Materials | Soft plastic |
| Waterproof | Yes |
Unique textureRomantic designPerfect naughty giftEasy to storeOne time usePorous materialWho said romance was dead? Spice up your relationship with the beautifully designed masturbation egg. The fully transparent design really works wonders here. Watch in high definition as each love heart teases and tantalizes until the last moment.
The hard shell storage case is equally sleek and sensuous. Nobody is going to be disappointed when they open this gift. As with all Tenga eggs, this really is one of the best travel companions. Discreet, unassuming, but effortlessly efficient.
Whether enjoyed solo or as a team, this is a guaranteed good time.
Tenga Geo Aqua
Do you like the look of everything Tenga has to offer, minus the single-use design? The Tenga Geo is here to save the day. Beat it egg-ain and egg-ain with this innovative masturbation enhancer.
Ridge upon deeply satisfying ridge washes over the internal canal for uncompromising pleasure. If you’re a fan of the Tenga Egg Wavy you’re sure to enjoy this. But wait there’s more…Simply flip inside out to enjoy a whole other texture! Geometric shapes protrude from the other side of the sleeve for another exciting way to tantalize.
The reversible design, alongside the storage case that doubles up as a drying stand, makes this one of the easiest toys ever to maintain.
The Tenga Geo Aqua was rated 20 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner
want a reusable masturbation egglike low maintenance toyswant to take your love of Tenga full timewould like a choice between texturesdon't like ribbed textureswant something cheaper and single-useconsider portability your main factor| Insertable length | 6.5 inches |
| Openings | Neutral |
| Materials | Soft plastic |
| Waterproof | Yes |
ReusableReversible designInnovative drying standTwo different texturesSlightly less portablePorous materialMore costlyWhy don’t more storage cases double as drying stands? Why aren’t there more reversible designs? Why can’t all toys be squeezed for varied sensations? These are the kind of questions Tenga leaves you with as they constantly innovate and drive the industry forward.
The same great texture, portability, smart design, finally within a reusable toy. Once you try a masturbation egg there is no going back. That’s why owning one you can use again and again is a must.
Both textures feel truly unique and you may hard pushed to choose a favorite. Whichever one is not in use also provides a firm grip for uninterrupted pleasure. This toy may even rival our selection of the greatest Fleshlights.
Grip Vibrating Sleeve by Vedo
Want a masturbation egg with a little more oomph? The Grip vibrating sleeve is here to answer your prayers. The powerful motor is responsible for a full 10 vibration modes, while a unique super-soft, glow-in-the-dark inner sleeve allows you to apply the level of grip you want.
The double-ended design means you can watch as the action unfolds and can even be incorporated into a naughty blowjob. The Grip is fully waterproof and provides an impressive 45 minutes of buzzy fun on a full charge.
If you’d prefer a full-length stroker, check out the Vedo Torpedo for the pinnacle of glowing, vibrating pleasure.
The Grip Vibrating Sleeve by Vedo was rated 30 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
Rating: Grip Vibrating Sleeve by Vedo was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.
What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Grip Vibrating Sleeve by Vedo felt to the reviewer.
Rating: Grip Vibrating Sleeve by Vedo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.
What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Grip Vibrating Sleeve by Vedo felt to the reviewer.
want a vibrating masturbation eggare going to be using it in the darkwant a double-ended designwould like to use a toy to compliment a blowjobwant something really portablearen't interested in vibrationsprefer a full-length stroker| Openings | Neutral |
| Vibration modes | 10 |
| Rechargeable | Yes |
| Charging Time | 60 minutes |
| Battery Life | 45 minutes |
| Materials | Silicone |
VibratingGlows in the darkdouble-ended designGood battery lifeLess travel-sizedMore expensiveMaterial can leave an oily residueThis is an egg for men who like a little extra. A great vibration masturbation sleeve with 10 varied functions and sensible battery life. The double-ended design means that the Grip can be used for some sultry couple’s play without being an obstruction. Or, if you’re playing solo, watch as your penis thrusts in and out of the stroker.
It also makes cleanup far easier. If you’ve had your eye on a double-ended fleshlight, then this is a competitively priced alternative, with knee-buckling vibrating capabilities. To sell over one million units Vedo must be doing something right!
Tenga Egg Surfer
Cowabunga dudes! This Seaside masturbation egg is anything but a wipeout. Ride the waves as the Tenga Egg Surfer takes you for the ride of your life. Overly accentuated nubs and deep, swirling ridges define the inner sleeve of this disguised egg toy.
As with the rest of the range, The Surfer comes in a beautifully discreet storage case, measures almost the same size as a chicken egg, and stretches to envelop penises of any size and shape. Originally a quirky sex toy concept, Tenga Eggs have taken the world by storm.
If you haven’t got your island vibes on yet, now’s the time.
The Tenga Egg Surfer was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner
prefer intense and varied texturesare looking for the best way to get yourself or a partner into penis toyswant the ultimate travel-buddywant one of our favorite sexy giftsprefer more subtle, uniformed texturesdon't want a single use toy| Openings | Neutral |
| Length | 2 inches |
| Diameter | 3 inches |
| Materials | Soft plastic |
Deeply textured eggRibbed and nubbedTravel-friendlyCheapPorous materialDesigned for single useThere’s a reason the Tenga Masturbation Egg range ranks as one of our favorite sexy gifts – they rock! It’s an unfortunate fact that penis sex toys still sell considerably less than female sex toys. Criminal! Treat your partner to one of the best presents they’ll receive this year and open the door to a whole world of orgasmic new possibilities.
This is a great option if you or the user prefers deep ribs, intense and varied textures. For something a little more subtle and uniform, check out the texture of The Misty.
Or, how about opting for a 6 variety pack? These eggs are so cheap and easy to use that they encourage nothing less than unbridled, cheeky experimentation!
Tenga Egg Shiny Pride
Say it loud and say it proud with the Shiny Pride masturbation egg. A spiraled rising sun dominates the center of this textured sleeve, providing a focal point for your pleasure. From the sun radiates wavy ribs of sunlight – enough to brighten even the darkest of days.
The beautiful exterior design perfectly reflects the interior texture. As ever, a sachet of lubricant is included within the egg itself – everything you could possibly need within one discreet case.
Consider yourself an adventurous type? Fly those colors with pride with the brand new Wonder variety pack.
The Tenga Egg Shiny Pride was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner
like a masturbation egg texture with a focal pointwant to support pride with a limited edition eggwant something a little more colorfulwould like to give someone the perfect pride giftlike a more uniform texturedon't want a single use toywant a more discreet design| Openings | Neutral |
| Length | 2 inches |
| Diameter | 3 inches |
| Materials | Soft plastic |
Textured focal pointWavy ridgesColorful designInexpensivePorous materialSingle useShow your love for all orientations with the limited edition Pride version. This is for those who like a focal point they can thrust into. Feel as the accentuated sun tantalizes you to the point of no return.
Egg male stimulation for the discerning gent. Just crack it open, apply the included lubricant, and comfortably slide over your shaft. Slow sensuous strokes, or intense head teasing. In fitting fashion, The Pride has something for everybody.
Although it is designed for one use, multiple sessions are possible with careful cleaning and maintenance. Just note, as the material is porous you’re going to want a quality antibacterial cleaner.
Tenga Egg Boxy
The Boxy is a classic masturbation egg. The box-like (obviously) inner textures are angled in two opposite directions. This means that different sensations and areas of the penis are stimulated as you stroke up and down. While The Wavy favors a twisting masturbation motion, The Boxy is in its element with traditional jerking.
Every egg is designed to provide an exotic single-use experience. Whether with a partner or solo, once experienced, you’ll wonder how you ever used to climax without a Tenga Egg wrapped around your penis.
The Tenga Egg Boxy was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner
want to try one of the original Tenga egg'swant varied sensations dependent on the direction you're strokinglike large textured nubswant a great introduction to masturbation eggslike a subtler textureprefer ridge or wave patterns| Openings | Neutral |
| Length | 2 inches |
| Diameter | 3 inches |
| Materials | Soft plastic |
One of the most popularOpposite facing texturesSuitable for all penisesInexpensivePorous materialSingle useA firm favorite amongst Tenga enthusiasts, The Boxy masturbation egg is a must-try. Elegant in its simplicity, the dual-directional texture really does make a huge difference. As you stroke up and down different points of the penis will be stimulated by the large box-like nubs. No chance of getting bored or desensitized here.
If you’re eager to try a masturbation egg yourself or introduce a partner to them but not sure what to go for as a first-time purchase – you can’t go far wrong with The Boxy. Also available in The Standard 6-Pack, alongside other classics such as The Wavy II, The Tornado, and The Brush.