The 8 Best Medical Fetish Toys to Get Your Doc On
Testing the best medical fetish toys
When testing and reviewing the best medical fetish toys we had to think about quite a few things. Firstly what is it that people want when buying these toys? They want an honest review from someone that offers the pros AND the cons. Next we had to think about who should test them. We could have looked at the manufacturers websites, but they are always going to give glowing reviews no matter what. That’s why we turned to our network of freelancers and our team of sex toy testers, because they are happy to give firsthand accounts and opinions of these toys. In total, we spent over 60 hours gathering all kinds of information in order to produce this thorough and unbiased review! But you can bet your bottom dollar that this is the best, most comprehensive medical fetish toy review out there!
Popular medical fetish toys and items
Throughout this review you’ll find us talking about all kinds of medical fetish toys and items, so we’re going to create a quick glossary of what they all are and what they do!
- Gloves – We’ve all seen or heard of that almost meme-like image of a naughty nurse pulling up her rubber gloves and letting go, so they snap against her arm. Well it’s basically those! Great if you want to keep your hands clean!
- Syringes – Perfect to applicable lube exactly where you need it, lube injectors allow you precise placement. Long and thin, you use the plunger to force the slippery liquid out exactly where you need it!
- Douches – When engaging in anal play you’re going to want to ensure that you’re nice and clean down there. Douches allow you to clean out your but, flushing it with water and rinsing out anything in there.
- Speculums/retractors – If you want your vagina or ass spreading wide open then speculums/retractors are just the thing for you. They hold your hole open for all kinds of fun and exciting insertion play!
- Pinwheels – Roll the pinwheel along your body and enjoy the spiky, poking sensations that it gives you. They are fantastic toys for teasing and exciting any and all erogenous zones!
- Clamps – squeeze those nipples or clit with a good clamp! They are adjustable and offer a hard, tight, yet satisfyingly pleasing pinch directly where you put them!
- Posture collars – If you want to be held in one position you can be strapped into a posture collar. It will hold you and limit your movement, so your partner can have plenty of fun!
- Sounds – A futuristic form of sexy play, sounding sends vibrations through the body and intimately massages you in a way that no other kind of toy can!
- Couch/chaise – Try out some new positions on a sex couch/chaise. This piece of furniture allows you to experiment with all kinds of positions, and allows you to practice in comfort. They look amazing and have a lot of different options!
FAQ
Wha are medical fetish toys?
Medical fetish toys are toys that look, feel and act like real-life medical instruments. From syringes to speculums to clamps, there's a whole wide range of industrial and professional medical looking tools available to you. You've surely heard of naughty nurses and sexy doctors...well this just takes that fantasy and cranks it up to 11! Crack out your white lab coat, pull out the sexy nurse outfit, grab a medical fetish toy and live out those naughty medical fantasies!
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The 8 Best medical fetish toys in Test
Colt Master Cleansing Syringe
Well hello there, the doctor will see you now! The Colt Master Cleansing Syringe allows you to syringe up to 100ml (3.4 fl oz) of liquid directly where it needs to be. Whether you use it as an anal douche or to syringe lube into the exact place you need it, this probing little bit of medical fetish kit will do the trick. Sexily terrifying, it completely dismantles into 4 pieces for quick and easy cleaning (vial, plunger, nozzle and lid).
If you’re into the medical fetish scene then the Colt Master Cleansing Syringe is a great toy to add to your box of delights! Fairly large in size it allows you to syringe up to 100ml of liquid into the smallest and tightest of places (be it water or lubrication). It’s a quality toy that is brilliant for anal douches as well as strategically applying lube. The body-safe plastic is quite inflexible and as such might cause some issues, and because of the slenderness of the nozzle it doesn’t provide much stretch.
Colt Anal Douche Kit
The Colt Anal Douche Kit allows you to squirt 200ml (6.8 fl oz) of water exactly where it needs to go. If you want to customize your douche experience then there are two nozzles to choose from; one smooth, the other ridged. They attach to a large, squeezable bulb that fits neatly into the hand and can be delicately and expertly controlled to ensure that you get the most out of your anal douche experience!
The Colt Anal Douche Kit gives you the opportunity to have a customizable anal douche experience. Coming with two nozzles you can choose which you prefer; the smooth or the ridged. The soft plastic bulb is easy to squeeze and provides you with total control as to how much or how little water you want to squirt inside. Great to keep yourself nice and clean before you jump into some fun and intense anal play, it’s maybe not the best toy if you prefer deeper anal play.
Bondage Boutique Steel Vaginal Speculum
Open wide! Or rather let the Bondage Boutique Steel Vaginal Speculum open you wide! This labia spreader is made out of medical grade steel this harshly cold and industrial looking tool can be inserted into your vagina and opened up nice and wide to allow access to all those sensitive internal pleasure points such as the cervix and G-spot. Lay back and let the doctor do his work!
The Bondage Boutique Steel Vaginal Speculum is a great too if you want to spread a vagina nice and wide in order to get to all those hard to reach places. You’ll feel the pleasurable burn as your vagina is stretched and laid out on display and hear the tool click as it ratchets wider and wider! The medical grade steel is hygienic and sterile but can feel cold and harsh while inside. For this reason this might not be the perfect toy for everyone, and if you prefer softer play then you might want to look elsewhere.
Anal Proctoscope
If you’re into deeper anal play then the Anal Proctoscope is a cool medical fetish toy to have to hand. Tapered in design, you can insert the 3 inch long length into the anus to allow for stimulation at a greater depth. The medical grade plastic makes it body-safe, and ensures an exciting and sensual anal dilation experience that is bound to feel absolutely orgasmic!
The Anal Proctoscope is a fun toy if you want to explore the sensation of deeper anal stimulation. You slide it into the anus, remove the obturator (the plunger-looking thing in the middle), and you have access to a world of pleasure and excitement otherwise hidden deep away. Unfortunately there is one small (but hugely detremental) downside: there is a small ridge along the shaft of the toy, and while it only may be tiny it is noticable – especially for the person it’s being inserted into! This design flaw might cause discomfort to some people.
Master Series Stainless Steel Pussy Clamp
The Master Series Stainless Steel Pussy Clamp allows you to have complete access to the vagina, and all the sexually sensual secrets and pleasures it holds. Using the thumb screws you can slowly but deliberately spread the labia up to 1.25 inches wide open, allowing you to use any kind of other probing toys you want! Feel the sweet, sweet pain with this awesomely industrial implement!
The Master Series Stainless Steel Pussy Clamp is an interesting, exciting and highly useful toy. Made out of stainless steel it is a weighty and solid toy that is easy to keep clean and maintained. simply clamp it to either side of the labia and use the small but powerful thumb screws to slowly open it up, exposing the inside of the vagina. While it might not be a toy to everyones liking due to the specific kind of pleasurable pain it dishes out, it’s definitely a wonderfully useful medical fetish tool!
Fifty Shades Darker Metal Wartenberg Pinwheel
The Fifty Shades Darker Metal Wartenberg Pinwheel is a small but highly effective pinwheel toy that is going to leave your partners skin teased and tickled. Featuring 22 tiny prickly spikes, it can be rolled along the body to entice those nerve endings and get the body ready for further excitement. Easy to hold and even easier to use, it’s a tantalizing pinwheel toy with a pleasurable price.
Fifty Shades Darker Metal Wartenberg Pinwheel is a great little pleasure/pain toy in a discreet little package. The 22 spikes are sharp enough to give pain but on a level that is somewhere between ‘oo that hurts’ and orgasmic! It’s easy to hold and can be used in a variety of ways and in a variety of places. Making DIY BDSM accessories is fun, and you could undoubtedly create something that gives a similar sensation to this toy, for the price and the beautifulness of the item it doesn’t make sense NOT to pick it up!
Master Series Dartigues Retractor Spreader
The Master Series Dartigues Retractor Spreader pulls and holds open your vagina for deep, internal pussy play. It allows access to otherwise hidden areas and gives you the sense of being stretched and laid out bare, at the mercy of the doctor! Simply insert the toy into the vagina and squeeze the handle until it’s as wide as you need it to be. It can even be used in the anus to help slowly train it for larger toys! Two-for-one!
The Master Series Dartigues Retractor Spreader allows you to spread open your vagina or butt and train them to be able to take other larger toys. The stainless steel is hygienic and the design is simple, however it might benefit from some kind of locking mechanism for when you’ve got it to the desired width. It might be a little large for some people and they might have trouble with it – especially in the anus. However if you persevere then you’re sure to get a stretching sensation like no other!
Renegade Rubber Long Latex Fisting Mitten
If fisting is for you then the Renegade Rubber Long Latex Fisting Mitten is going to come is super handy! Made of a stretchy yet durable latex material, you can slip it on, lube up and slide inside, savouring every sensation along the way. The latex is this so you’re not going to miss out on feeling a single thing as you get down to business. Allow around 5-10 minutes for the glove to acclimatize to your body and it’ll be a perfect fit for a naughty experience!
The Renegade Rubber Long Latex Fisting Mitten allows you to enjoy the experience of fisting in a clean and safe way. Long enough to keep things hygienic and soft/smooth enough to feel sexily sensual and awesome, it’s a fun accessory that will only add to the erotically intimate act. The material is fairly thin (allowing you to still feel everything while you wear it) but because of that it might feel and look a little cheap and like it could easily rip. It is also quite tricky to actually put on, and might require a little help to get it on completely. Still, you can’t deny the excitement of a fisting toy!
Want Something More Extreme?
Extreme can be gooood, especially in the world of medical fetish toys! So let’s take a look at something that helps you go above and beyond when it comes to those medical role-play fantasies!
Look the Part
It’s all well and good having your medical fetish toys, but what about the uniform? You want to look the part, don’t you? Of course you do! So let’s play a little dress up. Here are some awesome orgasmic outfits that can help take the medical fantasy to the next level!
What's the Appeal of Medical Fetish Toys?
Medical role-play is a popular and ridiculously sexy fantasy that many people have. It allows them to role-play as medical professionals and, in most cases, their patients. And obviously along with that come the toys. Because what doctor worth their weight doesn’t have some tools to hand?!
Here’s the thing, these tools might look industrial and medical, but they are actually designed for maximum pleasure and tip-top stimulation all while maintaining that medical role-play fantasy. So medical fetish toys are the tools of the trade, if you will! They allow a person to delve further into the fantasy role-play and become immersed in the sensations, pleasures and ultimately orgasms that these medical fantasy toys will inevitably bring! And to us that sounds amazing!
How to use medical fetish toys
As you can see there are a whole variety of exciting, sexy, naughty, interesting medical fetish toys out there, all of which can be used in vastly different ways. We can’t go through how to use each and every one of them, but we do have a couple of super helpful tips for you that we think you should take heed of! So here we go!
Read the instructions!
Whichever medical fetish toy you go for it is important to always read the instructions and follow the manufacturer’s guidance on how to properly use and maintain it. You might think you know how to use a particular item, but the instructions might give you some hints and tips that you never even thought of! It’s always worth it to give them a quick read!
Keep things lubricated!
Did you know that lubrication is your best friend! You should never underestimate the power and importance of lube. If you’re using a medical fetish toy that is insertable you’re going to want it to be nice and slippery as it goes in! So don’t be shy, crack out your favorite water-based lubricant and get your medical fetish toys slathered in it. After all, you don’t want any painful and awkward friction burns. Otherwise your medical play might turn into a real life hospital trip!
How to clean medical fetish toys
Cleaning medical fetish toys is important. That should kind of go without saying! It's all about keeping them clean and as sterile as possible so they're nice and hygienic and good to go the next time you need them. Usually it's just a case of cleaning them with warm water and mild soap or sex toy cleaner. Quick, simple and easy, right! So let's take a look at a few handy resources on how to keep your medical fetish toys clean!
materials
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.
materials
Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.
components
If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.