The 7 Best Monkey Rocker Alternatives
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How We Picked the Best Monkey Glider Toys
When selecting items for this list of top picks, we took the term “monkey rocker” very loosely. While we have included a few true non-powered dildo rocker toys, we’ve also included a few toys that work similarly to a glider (but offer something a bit extra!). Even so, we wanted to keep our standards high.
To do so, we—as usual—-began with a large list of potential products for this list and worked our way through the list until only the top performers remained. The products you’ll see listed below have all been selected for their design, effectiveness, practicality, originality, quality, or other redeeming factors.
Each one has its own positives and negatives, so we strongly recommend reading all the way through before selecting your new toy. With that said, let’s start looking at the options we’ve laid out for you!
Types of Monkey Rocker Alternatives That Will Rock Your Holes
Monkey rockers (aka sex gliders) are a great way to enjoy penetration. However, they’re not the only option out there! You could also use a:
- Bench toy, which is a bench you mount while being penetrated from below…
- Toy mount, which holds your toy in place while you ride it….
- Suction cup dildo, which allows you to mount & ride your toy on any smooth surface…
- Sex chair paired with a suction cup dildo, which allows you to bounce up & down while riding your favorite toy!
What is a Monkey Rocker?
A monkey rocker is a type of sex machine that’s user-powered. Also known as a dildo rocker, the user simply mounts the rocker and rocks back & forth to use the machine.
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The 7 Best monkey rockers in Test
Love Glider Manual Rocker
The first sex rocker we’ll be looking at is the Love Glider, a top-tier sex glider that comes complete with two dildo attachments for your enjoyment!
Even better? This machine comes fully assembled, which means—after you select your dildo—you can start using it right away: no need to wait around!
Powered by you, this machine can last as long as you want it to. In other words, batteries or power outages won’t pose an issue anymore!
This monkey rocker was our top pick for a very good reason: it’s compatible with nearly all Vac-U-Lock attachments! This means that you can enjoy your choice of the two dildos included, or pair the machine with your own toys for a personal touch.
Interestingly, this dildo rocker uses wood instead of metal for the frame. It’s extremely easy to use, requiring you to simply rock back and forth to enjoy. This also makes it extremely quiet when compared to externally-powered machines, which is another bonus.
Overall, we think this toy is a great option for someone who wants the benefits of a sex machine without all the hassles that usually come along with owning one!
Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Hot Seat
If you’re looking for a dildo rocker on a budget then this Inflatable Hot Seat from Fetish Fantasy should be first on your list!
Similar to a monkey rocker, you need only found this seat to start enjoying the fun. Mounted to the top is a 6” dildo, complete with an internal vibrator for all the stimulation you can handle.
Many users also enjoy this seat for double penetration, so—if you have a willing partner and are willing to put in the work—why not give it a try!?
Although not a sex rocker or sex glider in the traditional sense, this toy performs close enough for us to include it on this list. The penetration is powered by you, although the externally controlled vibrations do add a nice touch.
We liked how this toy even comes with seam glue! Although that doesn’t really inspire confidence in the durability of this item, we didn’t really see any complaints about the toy breaking either.
In fact, the main complaint we saw was simply how long the seat took to inflate. We definitely think this seat is a great, budget-friendly option, but we’d recommend investing in a good pump if you anticipate needing to inflate/deflate the toy for every use!
The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine
Whether you want to use this toy as a sex rocker or just as the most intense vibrator you’ve ever had your hips around, The Cowgirl can deliver!
Offering powerful vibrations at speeds of up to 1,200 RPM per minute, the Cowgirl is a unique mountable toy that offers variable vibrations, six patterns, and endless hours of stimulation!
Easily controlled via the wired remote or through an app on your phone, The Cowgirl is the perfect addition to any type of play, whether it’s solo or with a partner.
The Cowgirl is one of the most powerful sex machines around. So much so, in fact, that some may find it to be a bit too much for their liking. Along with the power comes the noise, which could pose an issue if you have flatmates or neighbors whose homes are right next to yours.
As you’d expect from a powerhouse like this one, the Cowgirl will need to remain plugged in during use. It has a wired remote, but if there are too many wires for you then you can always control it using the mobile app instead.
Seeing as it’s very expensive, we definitely wouldn’t recommend the Cowgirl to a complete beginner. However, if you’ve been around the block before and won’t settle for less than the best of the best, this is definitely the mount you’ll want to pick up!
LoveBotz Deluxe Bangin' Bench
The LoveBotz Deluxe Bangin’ Bench is a dildo rocker and sex machine combo. You can use it alone (enjoying up to 195 thrusts per minute from the machine), or move the machine and let your partner do the job from below.
A bit more versatile than most, this monkey rocker is a great option for someone who likes to switch things up now and then.
If you want even more variety, you’ll be happy to learn that the machine is Vac-U-Lock compatible, meaning you can enjoy this machine with all of your other favorite toys!
The main appeal of this sex rocker is the Vac-U-Lock compatible machine it comes with. Offering up to 195 thrusts per minute, it’s a machine that will definitely push you to the edge. If this sounds like something you’d love then this is surely a good combo for you.
On the other hand, if you’re primarily anticipating using this toy with a partner then the sex glider might not be a good option. You can buy a simple sex mount for about $900 less, after all!
Whether or not this machine is a good investment really depends on how you intend to use it. However, if you’re hoping to get the best of both worlds then we think this toy is a good pick!
Liberator BonBon Toy Mount
If you’re looking for a simple sex rocker that’s easy to use and compatible with most toys then the Liberator BonBon Toy Mount could be a good option for you.
This velvet-covered mount is designed to securely hold your favorite non-flared dildo in place, allowing you to ride it to your heart’s content while a bullet vibe purrs along in the little vibe pouch up top.
Perfect for any dual-stimulation lover (as well as fans of DP), the BonBon provides a simple solution to a common problem.
This dildo rocker is pretty simple, so let’s first start off with the cons. The main issue is the price: you’re essentially paying $110 for a purpose-made pillow. Is it worth this asking price? Well, that really depends on how much you plan to use it!
Beyond pricing, there really isn’t anything to complain about. The BonBon is covered in a premium velvet fabric, designed to be comfortably mounted, and even features a small pouch so your favorite bullet vibe can get in on the fun.
Whether you’re giving it a go alone or with a partner, we’re sure you’ll love using the BonBon if you decide to add this to your collection!
Realistic Male Sex Doll
This male sex doll is the most realistic stand-in dildo rocker you’ll ever see, complete with a set of abs and eight inches of shaft!
Perfect for playing out your inner, partner-based fantasies, this premium sex doll is made of Fanta Flesh. Realisticboth visually and to the touch, this doll even features a dual-layered design for the penis, making it feel more realistic once inserted.
Ready to get naughty but your partner’s away? Just whip out this fellow and have some fun!
This toy won’t be for everyone, but it’s a great option for people who prefer realism to robotic-looking sex machines. It might not offer any advanced features like vibrations or replaceable toys, but we think the toy does well at delivering what its target audience would want.
It would have been nice if we could have seen some design variety, such as different skin tones or alternative penis lengths. Unfortunately, this isn’t very common for this type of toy. However, the toy should still be able to get the job done, even if its aesthetic options are a bit lacking.
This toy is not only great for solo play, but it’s ideal for partner play as well. Bring your threesome fantasies to life with this “third partner”; its 8”-long penis and ribbed anus are ready to please!
Thrusting and Rotating Dildo
Last on our list is the Thrusting and Rotating Dildo, a suction cup-equipped, silicone “superstar disco stick” that will have your legs shaking in no time!
Crafted with realism in mind, this dildo features a 6.5-inch long shaft that’s realistically detailed and covered in thick veins for extra stimulation with every thrust.
As a multi-function toy, this dildo allows you to enjoy thrusts, vibrations, and rotations at the same time. If you’re looking for the trifecta of pleasure, this is certainly a tox that you’ll want to add to your treasure box!