Mr. Hankeys Review – The 8 Best Inclusive & Realistic Sex Toys for Every Kind of Kinkster
When shopping for high-quality dildos, MrHankeys is definitely one of the best companies to check out. Below, I’ve covered eight of the top Mr Hankeys toys, with options for pretty much every experience level or preference. Whether you’re after the fable Nick Capra dildo or one of their other top-tier models, you can find the perfect Mr Hankey dildo for you in the list below!
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How I Rated These MrHankeys Toys
I wanted to be as accurate as possible when reviewing these Mr Hankeys toys. After all, you surely want to know everything about a toy before spending your hard-earned money on it!
As such, I started off by gathering a lot of information about each MrHankeys. I used a few different sources to do this, focusing on customer feedback when possible, but referring to available manufacturer information when required to fill in the blanks.
Once I had everything I needed, I began comparing and rating the toys on a number of different factors, including design, pricing, and versatility.
After giving each toy a score, I went on to write a short review for each, highlighting the pros and cons of that particular model. I recommend learning about all the options before making any decisions, as each model brings something unique to the table!
About Mr. Hankeys Toys: Versatility, Diversity & Creativity
Yes, Mr. Hankeys is known for making high-quality dildos. To be more specific, though, it’s known for making extra-large silicone dildos. Mr Hankey’s offerings can be split into two main categories: hyper-realistic and fantasy-inspired.
Hyper-realistic dildos—such as the Nick Capra dildo—feature plenty of realistic textures, anatomically accurate shapes, and balls.
Fantasy-inspired designs, on the other hand, get a bit more creative, with designs being inspired by things such as tentacles, dragons, or canines.
All in all, Mr. Hankeys has plenty of offerings to choose from, basically ensuring that nearly anyone can find the perfect oversized dildo for them!
Reviews of the 8 best mrhankeys
Nick Capra Hankey's Toys Nick Capra Dildo
Overall Rating
4.5/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5.0
User Ratings:
0/5.0
Based on 0 user reviews
Rating: Hankey's Toys Nick Capra Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the mrhankey.
Rating: Hankey's Toys Nick Capra Dildo was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Hankey's Toys Nick Capra Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Medium
Rating: Hankey's Toys Nick Capra Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I find Hankey's Toys Nick Capra Dildo ideal for those with some experience, offering a moderate challenge. It's accessible enough for all to try.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
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Named after the porn star himself, the Nick Capra dildo is a silicone toy that’s been handcrafted to perfection and designed for your satisfaction.
As one of MrHankeys top-selling models, many can attest to how fulfilling this toy feels overall. From its handcrafted and extremely detailed design to the high-quality materials it’s made from, everything about this toy screams luxury.
With 6.5 inches of insertable length, the Nick Capra dildo is a bit shorter than many other Mr Hankeys toys. Don’t let that fool you though, as this length is paired with a maximum width of 2.3” for an extra filling experience.
Want a MrHankeys but not sure which one to choose? Rest assured, you simply can’t go wrong with the Hankey’s Toys Nick Capra Dildo!
Pros
- ✅ 6.5” of insertable length
- ✅ Highly detailed mold
- ✅ Vac-U-Lock compatible
- ✅ Can be used with any lube
Cons
- ❌ 2.3” diameter may be too much for some
- ❌ Pricey
My verdict
Despite measuring 8.5” in total, the Nick Capra dildo only offers 6.5” of insertable length. This might be small compared to other Hankeys toys, but I think this size works well (especially for first-time buyers).
This Mr Hankey dildo still has a lot to offer in the width department, and the realistically textured shaft should be more than enough to get you where you want to go.
Like other Hankeys toys, the Nick Capra dildo is handmade, harness compatible, and anal-safe, meaning you’ll have plenty of different ways to enjoy this toy.
While I wouldn’t recommend it to size queens or kings, I think it provides more than enough to satisfy most beginner or intermediate-level users with its soft silicone shaft and balls.
You should buy the Hankey's Toys Nick Capra Dildo if you...
- Love thick dildos
- Want a realistic toy
- Need a harness-compatible dildo
You should not buy the Hankey's Toys Nick Capra Dildo if you...
- Prefer length over thickness
- Want skin tone options
- Don’t like realistic toys
Rentman Hankey's Toys Rentman Dildo
Overall Rating
4.5/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5.0
Reviewed by:
Kevin FoleyUser Ratings:
0/5.0
Based on 0 user reviews
Rating: Hankey's Toys Rentman Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the mrhankey.
Rating: Hankey's Toys Rentman Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Hankey's Toys Rentman Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Medium
Rating: Hankey's Toys Rentman Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I find Hankey's Toys Rentman Dildo ideal for those with some experience, offering a moderate challenge. It's accessible enough for all to try.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
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Next up is the Hankey’s Toys Rentman Dildo, one of the larger Hankeys toys on this list. Despite being considered the “Small” version, this Mr Hankey dildo still measures ten inches long!
To be fair, only 7.5 inches out of the 10 total are insertable, but still: this size should be enough to satisfy most!
Paired with a maximum width of two inches, made from a soft silicone blend, and covered with realistic skin & vein textures, this toy is truly a premium item.
If you’re looking for a mid-sized toy (at least by Mr Hankey’s standards) then this could be a great option for you.
Pros
- ✅ Realistic design & texture
- ✅ 7.5” of insertable length
- ✅ Anal-safe design
- ✅ Harness-compatible
Cons
- ❌ A bit pricey
- ❌ ID number carved into the top
My verdict
With a bit of extra length and two inches of shaft diameter, I think the sizing of this MrHankeys dildo should be adequate for anyone who has used a dildo before.
It’s not massive, per se, but it’s definitely not small. In other words, you shouldn’t outgrow it too quickly!
Being anal-safe, harness-compatible, and able to be used with any type of lube, you have a lot of different options when it comes to enjoying this toy. That said, the straighter shaft design might make it slightly less effective at G-spot targeting than some of the curved models.
Visually, I think Mr Hankeys toys did a great job on this toy. From the balls to the tapered tip, every part is covered with realistic and accurate details that make the toy seem a lot more lifelike.
All things considered, I’d say the Hankey’s Toys Rentman Dildo is a good option for people looking for a bit more than 6” of insertable length (but who aren’t ready to start testing out the monsters).
You should buy the Hankey's Toys Rentman Dildo if you...
- Want a pegging dildo
- Prefer longer dildos
- Like dildos with a bit of flex
You should not buy the Hankey's Toys Rentman Dildo if you...
- Prefer rigid dildos
- Want more than 2” of width
- Need a budget-friendly dildo
Topher Michels Hankey's Toys Topher Michels Dildo
Overall Rating
4.5/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5.0
Reviewed by:
Kevin FoleyUser Ratings:
0/5.0
Based on 0 user reviews
Rating: Hankey's Toys Topher Michels Dildo was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the mrhankey.
Rating: Hankey's Toys Topher Michels Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Hankey's Toys Topher Michels Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Medium
Rating: Hankey's Toys Topher Michels Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I suggest Hankey's Toys Topher Michels Dildo if you're past the beginner stage and ready for more. It's beginner-friendly yet offers additional features for growing users.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
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This next toy is a much shorter option, but it has a special something that helps make it just as promising as the other Mr Hankeys toys I’ve shown you so far.
Introducing the Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels Dildo, a slightly cheaper toy that’s essentially the MrHankeys for first-time buyers!
With five inches of insertable length and a maximum width of only 1.83”, this dildo is the perfect size for first-time dildo buyers.
Despite the slightly lower cost, the entire toy is still covered in realistic textures, handmade from 75% soft silicone that can be safely used with any type of lube.
Shopping for your first dildo and looking for something hyper-realistic? Then the Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels Dildo might be your best bet!
Pros
- ✅ Made of 75% soft silicone
- ✅ Realistic detailing
- ✅ Harness & Vac-U-Lock compatible
- ✅ Handmade
Cons
- ❌ Only 5” of insertable length
- ❌ Maximum width of 1.83”
My verdict
Being significantly smaller than most of the other Hankeys toys, I don’t think this Mr Hankey dildo will appeal to everyone. Still, I don’t think it’s really intended to, so I looked at this one mainly from a first-time buyer’s perspective.
You’ll enjoy high-quality, semi-flexible silicone, which is much better than the rigid porous alternatives often offered by other companies.
Even better, the toy itself looks almost lifelike, with tiny veins, skin textures, and more covering the entire toy for a more immersive experience. It’s worth noting that these toys are handmade, which means that no two toys will ever be exactly alike.
If you’re buying your first dildo then this might not be the best option for you, at least, not if you’re looking for something bigger. However, if you’re happy with the size and mainly want a toy that feels more lifelike then I’d say the Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels Dildo would definitely be a toy worth adding to your collection.
You should buy the Hankey's Toys Topher Michels Dildo if you...
- Are used to smaller dildos
- Want a dildo with balls
- Like the smaller head
You should not buy the Hankey's Toys Topher Michels Dildo if you...
- Have a small budget
- Think bigger is better
- Prefer a thinner shaft
Dominic Pacifico Hankey's Toys Dominic Pacifico Dildo
Overall Rating
4.5/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5.0
Reviewed by:
Kevin FoleyUser Ratings:
0/5.0
Based on 0 user reviews
Rating: Hankey's Toys Dominic Pacifico Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the mrhankey.
Rating: Hankey's Toys Dominic Pacifico Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Hankey's Toys Dominic Pacifico Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Medium
Rating: Hankey's Toys Dominic Pacifico Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I find Hankey's Toys Dominic Pacifico Dildo ideal for those with some experience, offering a moderate challenge. It's accessible enough for all to try.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
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Measuring nine inches long, featuring a slightly curved shaft, and highly detailed with numerous skin ripples along the toy, the Hankey’s Toys Dominic Pacifico Dildo is definitely one of the more impressive Hankeys toys.
Like other offerings from the brand, this Mr Hankey dildo is anal-safe, waterproof, and made from premium silicone for an ultra-supple feel against your skin.
The biggest advantage it has is the curved design, making it ideal for G-spot/P-spot stimulation.
If you want a toy that can help you “hit the spot” while also challenging you a bit with a tad of extra length then you should definitely consider getting your hands on the Hankey’s Toys Dominic Pacifico Dildo!
Pros
- ✅ Realistic detailing
- ✅ 7.25” of insertable length
- ✅ Made of silicone
- ✅ Vac-U-Lock compatible
Cons
- ❌ Over $100
- ❌ Max width of 2”
My verdict
As mentioned, my favorite thing about the Hankey’s Toys Dominic Pacifico Dildo is the curved shaft. This is extremely helpful when it comes to precise stimulation, but also helps add an extra level of realism to the toy overall.
As with other Mr Hankeys toys, you won’t be left wanting for more realism anyway, since the entire toy—from balls to tip—is accurately textured just like a real penis.
Another great thing about these MrHankeys toys is that they can technically be used with any type of lube, thanks to the unique 75% soft silicone blend. Even so, I might stick to water-based lubricants anyway (better safe than sorry!).
The price is in line with all of the other Mr Hankeys toys. While I do wish it was a tad cheaper, I’d still say it’s a good price overall, especially since you get more shaft length at the same price!
Whether you’re looking for a solo toy or want something that you can use to try and find your partner’s P-spot, the Hankey’s Toys Dominic Pacifico Dildo is a toy that definitely won’t let you down.
You should buy the Hankey's Toys Dominic Pacifico Dildo if you...
- Love lengthy dildos
- Want a toy with large balls
- Enjoy handmade sex toys
You should not buy the Hankey's Toys Dominic Pacifico Dildo if you...
- Prefer wider dildos
- Don’t want a realistic design
- Want a more veiny shaft
Clyde Hankey's Toys Clyde Dildo
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4/5.0
Reviewed by:
Kevin FoleyUser Ratings:
0/5.0
Based on 0 user reviews
Rating: Hankey's Toys Clyde Dildo was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the mrhankey.
Rating: Hankey's Toys Clyde Dildo was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Hankey's Toys Clyde Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Medium
Rating: Hankey's Toys Clyde Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I advise Hankey's Toys Clyde Dildo for intermediate users, as it offers a good balance of complexity and learning potential.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
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Think length is a bit overrated and prefer a more “filling” experience instead? If so, then you’re sure to love this next MrHankeys toy, because the Hankey’s Toys Clyde Dildo was practically made for you!
Measuring 7.9” in length with just over five inches of insertable length, the real “challenge” of these Mr Hankeys toys becomes apparent when you look at the maximum insertable width: 2.54 inches!
With an ample amount of shaft width, a large pronounced head, and a detailed design that’s handcrafted from premium silicone, this dildo is a must-have for all you size kings & queens out there.
Growing bored of your “regular” sized toys and up for a challenge? Then get your very own Hankey’s Toys Clyde Dildo today!
Pros
- ✅ Unique, thick design
- ✅ Detailed “skin” with veins
- ✅ 2.54” max diameter
- ✅ Harness-compatible
Cons
- ❌ Only 5.10” of insertable length
- ❌ Too thick for many
My verdict
The Hankey’s Toys Clyde Dildo is much different from pretty much any other one of the Hankeys toys on this list. That is sure to make it an attractive option to some, although many will certainly steer clear of this Mr Hankey dildo.
With over 2.5” of maximum insertable width, this is definitely a toy that will require a lot of lube and a bit of patience. Still, if you enjoy the stretching sensation and have been struggling to find a toy that can satisfy you, I can definitely see why you’d want to buy this one.
This toy is a bit less realistic than the other options, mainly due to the fact that the shaft is essentially as thick as both of the balls. Still, it keeps the realistic skin textures, veins, and head shape, so you might not be too concerned with the unrealistic proportions.
All things considered, this is definitely not something I’d recommend to beginners. Intermediate and even some advanced dildo users might find it extremely challenging to use. That said, if you’re after the most filling experience possible, I think the Hankey’s Toys Clyde Dildo is the perfect tool for the job.
You should buy the Hankey's Toys Clyde Dildo if you...
- Prefer diameter over length
- Want a unique toy
- Love veiny dildos
You should not buy the Hankey's Toys Clyde Dildo if you...
- Enjoy longer dildos
- Have a smaller budget
- Don’t want a toy with balls
Cyrus King Hankey's Toys Cyrus King Dildo
Overall Rating
4.5/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5.0
Reviewed by:
Kevin FoleyUser Ratings:
0/5.0
Based on 0 user reviews
Rating: Hankey's Toys Cyrus King Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the mrhankey.
Rating: Hankey's Toys Cyrus King Dildo was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Hankey's Toys Cyrus King Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Medium
Rating: Hankey's Toys Cyrus King Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I find Hankey's Toys Cyrus King Dildo ideal for those with some experience, offering a moderate challenge. It's accessible enough for all to try.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
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Next up is the Hankey’s Toys Cyrus King Dildo, a lengthy dildo that’s detailed with perfect accuracy and made from premium 75% silicone.
The curved end of these Hankeys toys makes them excellent for G-spot/P-spot stimulation. The 1.9” maximum width offers a filling—but not overbearing—sensation once the toy is inside.
Harness and Vac-U-Lock compatible, this anal-safe toy is essentially ready for whatever you might throw at it. Whether you’re using it yourself or on a partner, this Mr Hankey dildo is sure to satisfy.
Looking for something that can work with any type of lube, looks almost lifelike, and packs a minimum of seven inches? If so, then the Hankey’s Toys Cyrus King Dildo is the toy for you!
Pros
- ✅ Curved shaft
- ✅ 7” of insertable length
- ✅ Detailed shaft & balls
- ✅ Anal-safe
Cons
- ❌ Max insertable with of 1.9”
- ❌ Pricey
My verdict
As is standard with these Mr Hankeys toys, the Hankey’s Toys Cyrus King Dildo is handmade from 75% soft silicone. The detailing on this toy is amazing, with textures, veins, and a realistic head shape all coming together to create an anatomically accurate dildo.
I especially like the curve on this toy. Unlike other MrHankeys, which often curve along the entire shaft, this toy waits until the end before it starts curving.
This could potentially make the toy a bit easier to use, as the relatively straight shaft makes it easier to “aim” the tip of the toy. With a bit of practice, I’m sure you—or your partner—will be more than happy with the results!
The price is a tad higher than other Mr Hankeys toys, which isn’t ideal. Still, this toy is a bit on the larger side, so I wouldn’t count that as a major negative either.
Overall, the Hankey’s Toys Cyrus King Dildo is a good option for those who want a slight curve, slightly above average dildo length, and around 2” of width to play around with.
You should buy the Hankey's Toys Cyrus King Dildo if you...
- Prefer curved shaft dildos
- Want a veiny dildo
- Love the pronounced head design
You should not buy the Hankey's Toys Cyrus King Dildo if you...
- Want a toy with more width
- Struggle with longer dildos
- Prefer straight shafts
Small Mr. Hankey’s Toys Anaconda Xtra-Small Dildo
Overall Rating
4.5/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5.0
Reviewed by:
Kevin FoleyUser Ratings:
0/5.0
Based on 0 user reviews
Rating: Mr. Hankey’s Toys Anaconda Xtra-Small Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the mrhankey.
Rating: Mr. Hankey’s Toys Anaconda Xtra-Small Dildo was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Mr. Hankey’s Toys Anaconda Xtra-Small Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Low
Rating: Mr. Hankey’s Toys Anaconda Xtra-Small Dildo was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I find Mr. Hankey’s Toys Anaconda Xtra-Small Dildo ideal for those with some experience, offering a moderate challenge. It's accessible enough for all to try.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
Read this far and still haven’t found something that’s small enough for you to feel comfortable clicking “Buy Now”? Well, there’s good news: MrHankeys does actually sell some small(er) toys.
One such option is the Mr. Hankey’s Toys Anaconda Xtra-Small Dildo. You might think that the 6.75” of length is a bit excessive for one of their smaller toys.
Still, once you take the maximum width of 1.59” into account, it starts to make sense why this is considered one of the smaller Mr Hankeys toys.
Another thing that makes this beginner-friendly? It has a nearly uniform width across the entire shaft!
True, it might not be exactly what crossed your mind when you thought of a “small dildo”. Still, Mr Hankey’s always delivers, so I’m sure this is a toy you’ll be more than happy with!
Pros
- ✅ Affordably priced
- ✅ 6.75” of insertable length
- ✅ Made of a soft silicone blend
- ✅ Handcrafted
Cons
- ❌ Not advertised as anal-safe
- ❌ Maximum width of 1.59”
My verdict
Unlike many of the other Hankeys toys—which often focus on hyper-realism—this Mr Hankey dildo instead offers a unique “Anaconda” texture. The slight ribbing on the shaft will provide ample stimulation but isn’t to the point where it will start to become overwhelming for the inexperienced.
As I mentioned, the shaft diameter is nearly entirely uniform, save for the tip. The tip itself is quite tapered, making it easier for beginners to get this toy inside on their first try.
On the PeepShowToys website, you only get the “Black” option. However, if this isn’t your favorite color, the listing on the official Mr. Hankey’s website has over 20 different color options to choose from.
Although the length of this toy is still quite impressive, the modest shaft diameter is what will really prevent this toy from appealing to more experienced users. That said, it’s intended for beginners. If you fall into this category and want to get a Mr. Hankey’s toy—but find yourself intimidated by the larger options—then the Mr. Hankey’s Toys Anaconda Xtra-Small would definitely be a product worth considering.
You should buy the Mr. Hankey’s Toys Anaconda Xtra-Small Dildo if you...
- Like the pointier head design
- Have only owned a few dildos
- Prefer straight shafts
You should not buy the Mr. Hankey’s Toys Anaconda Xtra-Small Dildo if you...
- Want hyper-realistic textures
- Don’t like plain black dildos
- Want a curved toy
Snake Mr. Hankey's Toys Serpentine Dildo Snake
Overall Rating
4.4/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.4/5.0
Reviewed by:
Kevin FoleyUser Ratings:
0/5.0
Based on 0 user reviews
Rating: Mr. Hankey's Toys Serpentine Dildo Snake was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the mrhankey.
Rating: Mr. Hankey's Toys Serpentine Dildo Snake was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Mr. Hankey's Toys Serpentine Dildo Snake was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Medium
Rating: Mr. Hankey's Toys Serpentine Dildo Snake was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I endorse Mr. Hankey's Toys Serpentine Dildo Snake for experts due to its advanced features. Beginners ambitious for a challenge will find it a robust tool for growth.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
Last but certainly not least on this list of Mr Hankeys toys is the Mr. Hankey’s Toys Serpentine Dildo Snake, a uniquely-textured anal snake that’s offered in three different sizes.
No matter which size you get, this Mr Hankey dildo will always be 1/75” thick. However, the real magic happens when you start to look at the different lengths.
Ranging from as little as 13 inches up to a mind-boggling 23.5 inches, this is a toy that’s meant to impress and test your personal limits.
Designed for experienced players and those in search of intense backdoor experiences, this scaled toy is best left to those who really love anal play.
Pros
- ✅ Made of 40% soft silicone
- ✅ Offered in multiple sizes
- ✅ “Scaled” texture
- ✅ 11.75” - 23.5” of insertable length
Cons
- ❌ Only offered in red
- ❌ Diameter doesn’t increase with size
My verdict
When it comes to testing your personal limits and anal play, nothing can really beat the challenge that an anal snake provides. While the 1.75” of diameter that this MrHankeystoy provides may seem mediocre at best, it’s the length that really takes things to the next level.
I’m really glad they offer these in multiple sizes. Sure, some people will actually use all 23.5” of insertable length that you get with the XL model, but that’s not the case for most.
The medium size gives you just under a foot of insertable length, which I think is an approach size (though still a bit of an undertaking).
I do wish there were more color options though, as only having red is a bit of a letdown. Still, I think this is a good toy overall.
With a unique scaled design along the entire toy, broken up only by a few ribs for extra stimulation, the Mr. Hankey’s Toys Serpentine Dildo Snake is sure to be one of the most challenging and satisfying toys you’ve tried yet!
You should buy the Mr. Hankey's Toys Serpentine Dildo Snake if you...
- Have a lot of anal experience
- Want to push your personal limits
- Love the ribbed & scaled design
You should not buy the Mr. Hankey's Toys Serpentine Dildo Snake if you...
- Are new to anal play
- Want something for vaginal use
- Don’t like the color red
Comparison of the 8 best mrhankeys
| Best | Nick Capra | Rentman | Topher Michels | Dominic Pacifico | Clyde | Cyrus King | Small | Snake |
| Overall score | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Bedbible rating | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 |
| User rating | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Price | Medium | Medium | Medium | Medium | Medium | Medium | Low | Medium |
| Design | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 85 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 70 / 100 |
| Quality | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Materials | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone |
| Length | 8.5 inches | 10 inches | 6.75 inches | 9 inches | 7.90 inches | 8.75 inches | - | (Medium) 13 inches, (Large) 19 inches, (XL) 25 inches |
| Insertable length | 6.5 inches | 7.5 inches | 5 inches | 7.25 inches | 5.10 inches | 7 inches | 6.75 inches | (Medium) 11.75 inches, (Large) 17.25 inches, (XL) 23.5 inches |
| Width | 2.25 inches | 2 inches | 2 inches | 2 inches | 2.54 inches | 1.9 inches | - | 1.75 inches |
| Diameter | (Near base) 2.3 inches, (Near head) 1.87 inches, (Center) 2.22 inches | (Near balls) 2.06 inches, (Near middle) 2.06 inches, (Near head) 1.83 inches | (Near base) 1.83 inches, (Center) 1.75 inches, (Near head) 1.59 inches | (Near balls) 2.02 inches, (Near middle) 1.94 inches, (Near head) 1.59 inches | (Near base) 2.54 inches, (Near middle) 2.38 inches, (Near head) 2.06 inches | (Near base) 1.9 inches, (Center) 1.83 inches, (Near head) 1.78 inches | (Near head) 1.59 inches, (Above base) 1.51 inches | (Near head) 1.83 inches, (Near middle) 1.75 inches, (Near base) 1.98 inches |
| Diameter (internal) | 2.25 inches | 2 inches | 2 inches | 2.5-3 inches | 2.5 inches | 2 inches | - | 2.5 inches |
| Colors Available | Caramel | Caramel | Caramel | Caramel | Caramel | Caramel | Black | Red |
| Allergies | Phthalate-free, Non-porous | Phthalate-free, Non-porous | Phthalate-free, Non-porous | Phthalate-free, Non-porous | Phthalate-free, Non-porous | Phthalate-free, Non-porous | - | - |
| Flexibility | - | - | - | - | - | - | Flexible | - |
Butt Plugs From Mr. Hankey
You don’t have many anal options when you’re looking at the Hankeys toys lineup, but they are there! If you’ve decided that a Mr Hankey dildo just isn’t for you then you might want to consider this alternative instead.
Hankey's Toys Butt Bolt Screw Butt Plug
Offered in three different sizes, made from premium silicone, and designed to look like a screw, this unique butt plug will give you twisted sensations like you’ve never experienced before!
More Inclusive Sex Toys From Other Brands That Value Diversity & Creativity
MrHankeys is definitely known for taking a lot of creative liberties with their toys, but Mr Hankeys toys aren’t the only options around. Here are a few other “creative” offerings from alternative brands.
UberrimeThe Aqua-King 7.5" Silicone Fantasy Dildo
Ever wish you could enjoy some time in bed with Aquaman? Well, now you can, but using the Aqua-King! Made of platinum silicone, offering an original color scheme, and complete with 7.5 inches of scaled insertable length, this toy will definitely give you a different experience than you’re used to.
Vixen Randy Silicone Dildo
Why go long when you can go wide? Measuring six inches long and over two inches wide, the Randy Silicone Dildo by Vixen is a short and thick toy that’s sure to fill you up.
Cush O2 Dual Density Silicone Dildo By Tantus
Made of dual-density silicone, “Twilight” colored, harness-safe, and anal-friendly, this Tantus toy is optimized specifically for G-spot stimulation. Soft on the outside and firm on the inside, this dildo is sure to satisfy you throughout the night.
Tenga Iroha Kushi Waterproof Silicone Vibrator
Compact, relatively budget-friendly, and made from a soft silicone, this one-of-a-kind grinding toy will stimulate your clitoris more and more with every thrust.
B-Vibe Snug Plug 3 Large Silicone Weighted Butt Plug
Love anal play and want a challenge but are not really interested in the snake? Challenge yourself with extra weight instead, courtesy of b-Vibe! Internally weighed and covered in silicone, these plugs are perfect for intercourse, masturbation, and daily wear alike.
MrHankeys Comparison
As you’ve seen, there are quite a few different Hankeys toys worth considering. Each one brings something unique to the table, and yet, it can be hard to remember all the tiny differences between each model.
Fortunately for you, I’ve made this short highlight and summary section to help you find the best Mr Hankey dildo for you (without needing to re-read everything all over again!).
If you’re a fan of length alone, the Hankey’s Toys Dominic Pacifico Dildo is for you. Measuring 9” long with 7.25” of insertable length, this is a great option for those who love to go long
Prefer width instead? Either the Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels Dildo or the Hankey’s Toys Clyde Dildo could be the perfect pick. The latter option offers a maximum diameter of 2.54 inches, while the former pairs 1.83” of shaft width with a length of 6.75 inches.
Want a mixture of both? Then you’ll definitely enjoy the Hankey’s Toys Rentman Dildo! Measuring 10” long with a maximum diameter of 2”, this toy is truly the best of both worlds.
Last but not least, not all of you anal lovers out there who just can’t find a toy that seems “challenging” enough, the Mr. Hankey’s Toys Serpentine Dildo Snake is definitely something worth checking out.
How to Use MrHankeys Toys
Using MrHankeys products is pretty much just like using any other type of dildo, albeit with a bit of extra lube! Still, here’s a quick walkthrough of the general process for those of you who have never used this type of toy before.
Check & Get Familiar With Your Toy
You should always give your Mr Hankeys toys a quick look over when you receive them, even if they’re fairly basic toys. Make sure the toy has arrived undamaged, then give it a quick cleaning before grabbing a bottle of lube.
Apply Ample Lube
You’ll need to lubricate both yourself and the toy. If possible, I recommend only using one hand to apply lube, as you’ll want one hand to be unlubed so you can easily hold on to the toy. Lube the shaft of the toy, as well as the inside and outside of yourself.
Insert & Enjoy
With everything properly lubricated, you can now insert the toy! Go slowly, and don’t be afraid to add more lube if needed. Once you have the dildo inserted, you can start experimenting with different speeds, angles, and depths to see which combinations work best for you.
How to Clean MrHankeys Toys
Cleaning Hankeys toys is extremely easy, especially once you consider that every Mr Hankey dildo is made from platinum silicone! As such, you have two options: cleaning and sterilizing. To clean your toy, simply use warm water and some antibacterial soap. Clean once, then wash away any leftover soap using water only. To sterilize your toy, boil a pot of water. Drop your toy in the boiling water for five minutes, then remove it. Once you’re done cleaning and/or sterilizing your toy, pat it down with a dry towel. From here, simply leave it out to air dry completely before storing it away. Never store your toy away while it’s still wet, as doing so can allow bacterial growth in the leftover moisture!
materials
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.
materials
Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.
components
If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.
FAQ
What is MrHankeys?
Mrhankeys is a sex toy company specializing in handmade sex toys that’s based out of the United States. It’s primarily known for its large offering of oversized silicone dildos, although it does also offer anal toys and strap-on accessories. Unlike many other companies, Mrhankeys focuses on either hyper-realistic or unique fantasy-inspired designs with each of their toys.
Reviewed by:
Kevin Foley