The 12 Best Onaholes for Those Who’d Like to Own a Hole!
Testing the best Onaholes - how we did it!
We tested the best Onaholes in the only reasonable way we knew how: by consulting with real life people that have had real life experiences with these kinds of sex toys!
Instead of just feeding us the usual PR rubbish that we could have just Googled, they provide us with their own unique views and opinions of these Onaholes. That means we don’t just get the good stuff (which is obviously important), but we also get the bad stuff (which is equally essential to know about)!
We then looked at each and every facet of these toys, digging into everything from the materials they are made of, the ease of use, and even the price!
Once we’d spent well over 60 hours gathering all this information, we were able to put together this thorough – and more importantly unbiased – review!
Types of Onahole
There are several different types of Onahole toys, and we’re going to give you a quick rundown of each of them!
- Pocket pussy – These are essentially small masturbators that replicate the sensation of using a pussy on your penis. They are often molded to look just like the real thing, and the textures inside are designed to give ultimate stimulation.
- Anal – Similar to a pocket pussy, anal Onaholes replicate the experience of anal sex. They are tighter and slightly less textured than their vaginal counterparts, but that doesn’t mean they’re any less fun or stimulating!
- Mouth – If oral is more your thing you can buy masturbators that simulate the sensation of putting your cock into a mouth and receiving a blowjob. Delicious!
- Cup – These are essentially masturbators that can be stored in a cup. No – not the type of cup you drink your morning coffee from! We mean a small, discreet, and easy to grip cup that makes masturbation fun and easy.
- Double – Double ones have a hole on either side, each with different textures and tigntnesses, That means you can choose which end you want to slide your cock into depending on your mood. Double the holes, double the fun!
How to choose your perfect Onahole match
What do you need to take into consideration when hunting for the perfect Onahole? Quite a few things, it turns out! So let’s look at a few of the things you should think about.
- Materials – Onaholes come in a wide range of materials, and naturally some are better than others. Finding a material that is safe, feels good, and gets the job done is very important. You want it to feel great!
- Tightness – Sliding your cock into a nice, tight Onahole is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, but did you know you can get them in varying tightnesses? You can! Also, anal ones tend to be tighter than vaginal ones.
- Internal texture – How it feels inside is one of the most important things to consider. After all, your cock deserves the very best on the road to that all important orgasm, and you want those internal textures to be sexy, teasing, and tantalizing as possible!
- Realism – There are realistic looking Onaholes out there, and there are less realistic ones. Often people prefer the more lifelike options due to it being more stimulating and pleasing on the eye, so take a look and see if you like what you see!
- Price – They say that money makes the world go round, and finding an Onahole that is within your price range is super important! You can spend as much or as little as you want, but sticking to your budget is always a good idea!
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The 12 Best Onaholes in Test
Doc Johnson Jessie Andrews: All American Girl
What’s that? Did someone just say “All American Girl Realistic Vagina”? Well ask and you shall receive! The Doc Johnson Jessie Andrews: All American Girl gives you exactly what you want!
Coming in at 5 inches long, it is made of a soft and fun feeling plastic that is tight enough to keep your cock tightly held all night long. Its gorgeous internal textures make it an exciting and naughtily lifelike masturbation device on both the inside and the outside!
So slap on the lube and go to town on this sexy little vixen!
If Jessie Andrews really revs your engine with her naughty, all American girl looks, you’re in for a treat with this bad boy. Molded directly from the porn star herself, it it’s one of the most reaslitic onaholes in terms of look and feel.
It is somewhat stretchy, so despite its 5-inch length, it will be able to accommodate slightly longer cocks. Is it perfect? No, it is made of a soft plastic instead of silicone, meaning it is trickier to clean. But! Thanks to the whole right through it you can easily clean it and it will dry quick.
Also, it’s not the most discreet toy on this list. Still, it gets the job done and feels great, and that really counts for something!
Healthy Vibes Passion Cup
The Healthy Vibes Passion Cup is a handheld male masturbator that is topped with a realistic replication of a real woman’s vagina.
The Cyberskin gives it an extremely realistic look and feel, and the lifelike details only help enhance the masturbation experience. This discreet little masturbator can also help you permanently improve your sexual performance and build up your sexual stamina, meaning you can last longer in the bedroom!
And on top of all that the Healthy Vibes Passion Cup is easy to clean and maintain!
The Healthy Vibes Passion Cup has the be the absolute cheapest onahole out there! But even though it’s so cheap, it’s still a fun little masturbator that can be easily held and controlled. It looks great, and the cyberskin feels amazing both on the outer labia, and on the textured inner canal.
Because it is contained within a solid plastic cup, it can only take a set length. So those with longer cocks may be a little frustrated it doesn’t go further down their length. That being said, for its price you really can’t complain about the Healthy Vibes Passion Cup.
No cheap masturbator has the right to feel this good and be this effective, but it really is! So it’s two thumbs up from us. And one cock. Obviously.
THRUST Pro Ultra Zoey Realistic Vagina Cup
Get thrust happy with the THRUST Pro Elite Zoey! This onahole has a realistic vulva leading to deliciously textured canal that will tease your whole shaft!
The plastic casing features an easy grip design and small hole that can be covered to create suction with each thrust!
And if you have a bullet vibrator, there’s space to slip inside the end of the cup for some extra buzz.
On the hunt for the tightest onahole? Then the Zoey from THRUST Pro Elite is the onahole for you! The sleeve entrance is tight, creating a very close seal around your shaft. Just be warned, if you have a girthy penis, this might be too tight for you to enjoy!
The overall feel and design is great, especially considering how cheap it is! Our tester really enjoyed the inner textures and they really liked being able to control the suction so easily.
They did note, it would be great to have a flat base to make cleaning a little easier.
Riley Reid Euphoria
We can’t blame you if you – like so many others – have dreamt about sliding your cock into the butt of the talented and beautiful porn star Riley Reid, you can make those dreams come true with the Riley Reid Euphoria Fleshlight.
Incredibly detailed and molded directly from her perfectly puckered and world-famous ass, this toy allows you to feel like you’re pumping away into the real thing.
The inner canal is textured and tight, and will feel like no other toy as you pound into the sweet hole of the Riley Reid Euphoria.
This is by far one of the best onaholes if you are an anal fan! Whether you are an onahole aficionado or you’re taking your first steps into the world of onaholes, the Riley Reid Euphoria Fleshlight is bound to please.
With a textured inner canal and a faithfully recreated and totally tantalizing butt hole, it’s just begging for you to come and have some fun.
The Riley Reid Euphoria is relatively expensive, might be a little too tight for some, and might not offer the most adventurous textures, so if you are very well endowed or prefer more texture variation, you might want to consider a different anal pocket pussy.
Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita
The Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita allows you to have an incredibly realistic and oh so stimulating blowjob.
Behind those kissable lips are naturalistic throat ridges that will squeeze at you, a flexible tongue that will flick and stroke at you, and even a set of smooth teeth that will gently grind along your shaft.
With a soft nose and defined lips, the Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita truly is one of the most erotic and arousing blowjob simulators that money can buy!
This incredibly realistic mouth onahole has become somewhat of a cult classic in the sex toy world! There is so much attention to detail in this mouth fleshlight that it verges on veering into the uncanny valley! However, if you want realistic, deep throat blowjobs on demand, this is the way to go!
The TPE material feels realistic and hugs your shaft nicely, while the lips, tongue and textured throat canal are the icing on the cake!
If you have a very thick shaft, you might want to consider a different option as the teeth might feel too intense.
No more tired arms with the Kiiroo Keon! This powerful automatic fleshlight does all the hard work for you! Just lie back and let the Keon treat you to the ride of a lifetime with a full customisable speed and stroke length, reaching up to 230 strokes per minute!
You can also hook it up to your favorite VR porn for even more realism!
The kit comes with Kiiroo Feel Stroker which features a realistic vulva opening and textured canal but you can also purchase other styles for more variety.
If you prefer to lie back and relax and let your toy do the work, this absolute powerhouse of an automatic stroker is going to be the best onahole for you! Not only can it reach mind-blowing speeds, but I also love that you can sync it to VR porn for a more immersive experience!
While the design is a little bulky, it does make sense when you think about the tech that goes into this machine! It’s also great that you can switch out the sleeve for other Kiiroo sleeve designs to keep things interesting.
Enjoy the realism of the Mia doll’s jiggly butt as you thrust deep inside! And you don’t only get one hole to enjoy! The Mia comes with three interchangeable vaginal inserts with different looks and different levels of textural intensity, making it great for stamina training. Plus, it has a textured anal canal for some backdoor fun!
This lifelike hip onahole features Tantaly’s Tantabutt technology that jiggles and moves in response to your movements, so it feels just like the real deal!
The removable vagina design also makes clean up much easier.