Ouch! Review — The 12 Best BDSM Toys for Every Kinky Fantasy
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Ouch! BDSM toys; how I tested 'em!
I’m going to answer the question of how I reviewed aaaall of these Ouch! BDSM toys! I first asked people who had actually used these BDSM toys what their honest thoughts were – the good AND the bad. I then took a closer look at each of them myself, and broke down every aspect of these Ouch! BDSM toys, looking at everything from the design and the quality to the ease of use. I was then able to write by full and comprehensive review, and even include a star rating out of 5! It’s an in-depth process that really provides you with the best and most well-informed reviews around!
Ouch!: The Brand for All Levels of Kinky Fun
Ouch! are an incredible brand of BDSM toys that focus on some key components. They want to create products that are versatile and easy to use, as well as being beginner-friendly. They create niche items that are on the extreme side of things that are not only high quality and amazing, but also very affordable. These few things really are what makes Ouch! BDSM toys are some of the best in the industry!
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The 12 Best Ouch! in Test
Ouch! Satin Curvy Eye Mask
Something great for everyday use is the Ouch! Satin Curvy Eye Mask. Using an eye mask at night enhances the quality of your sleep. Keeping the eyes shut and blacked out help in falling into a deep sleep a lot faster. As a submissive, getting rid of sight will heighten the rest of the senses making them work even harder. Every touch or tickle will immediately feel stimulating. For a great everyday piece great for sleep or sexy time go for the Ouch! Satin Curvy Eye Mask.
The Ouch! Satin Curvy Eye Mask was rated 20 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner
| Materials | Polyester |
| Length | 6.69 inches |
| Width | 3.54 inches |
| Fastening | Elasticated |
| Waterproof | No |
The Ouch! Satin Curvy Eye Mask is a great choice if you don’t want to be able to see the pork sword that’s heading your way! It deprives you of that particular sense, heightening all of your other senses. The satin feels great against your skin, and you’re not going to feel like it irritates you or gets too sweaty. Because it’s elasticated, it will fit most heads too, so that’s a bonus.
Granted, the Ouch! Satin Curvy Eye Mask does not block out ALL light, and you can see around the edges, so if you want a blindfold that completely blocks everything out, you might want to look elsewhere. The blindfold is also not tie-able, so you can’t really make it any tighter. Other than that, though, you can’t go wrong with this blindfold – especially for that price!
Ouch! Luxury Whip
You can always have fun with a whip! And there are few that are more fun than the Ouch! Luxury Whip! This really is a diamond-patterned take on a total classic. Nice and firm in hand thanks to a strong and firm handle, the petite luxury Whip spanks, slaps, and delivers some perfect pain with precision. A swishy fall really can be your best friend or your worst enemy, depending on whether you’ve been well-behaved or not!
The Ouch! Luxury Whip was rated 20 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner
| Materials | Faux leather |
| Length | 15.5 inches |
| Fastening | Wrist loop |
| Waterproof | No |
If you want to give a little BDSM a try and have always wanted to experiment with being whipped or flogged, then the Ouch! Luxury Whip is one that you will love. It is small and discreet enough not to cause any alarm when you whip it out (pun intended), but it can deliver some memorable blows as you use it. I love the range of sensations this simple little whip can provide, from sharper pains to duller thuds. It gives you options!
Those who are more experienced with these kinds of toys may find the Ouch! Luxury Whip is a little uninspiring, though. The tails could be longer, which would suit a lot of people more. Similarly, it’s not exactly a whip, as it does not have just one single tail. Still, for the very affordable price, I can’t complain too much!
Ouch! OUCH Paddle
With the word OUCH carved into one side of this paddle, it is certain to leave a mark whenever it is used. Crafted from a bound and sturdy leather, the Ouch! OUCH Paddle is fun and easy to use! Coming with a wrist strap to ensure that you don’t drop it, this is a BDSM toy that will allow you to have a lot of fun, whether you’re on the receiving end or not!
The Ouch! OUCH Paddle was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Materials | Bound leather |
| Length | 12.5 inches |
| Width | 2.4 inches |
| Fastening | Wrist loop |
| Waterproof | Yes |
The Ouch! OUCH Paddle is a very affordable and well-made paddle that I think can’t really be overlooked. It has a very simple design, and even a wrist loop to ensure you don’t let go of it. I do appreciate that this paddle is double-sided. As well as having the OUCH cut-out on one side, the other side is flat and smooth, working much better as a more traditional, regular paddle. It gives you options when it comes to how it is used.
Not everyone will love that the Ouch! OUCH Paddle is made out of leather, though. Also, the letter cut-outs may add a little extra sting to things – something that many people might not be expecting, if they’re only used to normal, flat paddles.
Ouch! Diamond Studded Wrist Cuffs
The Diamond Studded Wrist Cuffs by Ouch! have the job of restricting your arms and leaving you wide open to being used! Made of faux leather, and covered in a dazzling rhinestone design, these cuffs just ooze luxury and sophistication. They can be connected together or split apart to be secured to any other restraint system that you have! Perfect if you want to customize your experience!
The Ouch! Diamond Studded Wrist Cuffs was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Materials | Faux leather, rhinestones, and metal |
| Length | 10.6 inches |
| Width | 1 inches |
| Fastening | Buckle |
| Waterproof | No |
If you want some fantastic feeling, well-designed cuffs, then I would highly recommend the Ouch! Diamond Studded Wrist Cuffs. Not only do they look fun and eye-catching, but they are comfortable to wear. These cuffs fasten with a buckle and can be linked in the middle via a clip. This gives you a tiny amount of flexibility, but not much. Just enough to struggle a little! I love that they can also be enjoined and fastened to any other restraint systems that you might have – it really does give you some sext options!
There will be those who want more industrial, tougher cuffs, in which case I’d probably give the Ouch! Diamond Studded Wrist Cuffs a miss. They aren’t rigid, and they aren’t solid metal, in the same vein as police handcuffs.
Ouch! Diamond Studded Collar With Leash
The Ouch! Diamond Studded Collar With Leash is going to be your go-to collar and leash set! It is designed to keep your sub close, and make sure that they don’t misbehave. Made from a sleek feeling padded faux leather, it can be fastened tightly around your neck, while the leach slips to the front. It really does feel as good as it looks – and that’s saying something!
The Ouch! Diamond Studded Collar With Leash was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Materials | Faux leather, rhinestones, and metal |
| Length | (leash) 33 inches |
| Width | (collar) up to 5.5 inches |
| Fastening | Buckle |
| Waterproof | No |
I have to say that I love the way that the Ouch! Diamond Studded Collar With Leash looks and works. As a sister product to the Ouch! Diamond Studded Wrist Cuffs, the Collar With Leash has the same stunning design and is just as comfortable to wear. I love that while it is designed to restrain, it is also comfortable and designed to not leave any lasting marks. It’s a simple thing, but it’s one that a lot of people will appreciate – no one needs people outside the bedroom to know what they’ve been up to!
The Ouch! Diamond Studded Collar With Leash is awesome, but it won’t suit those who don’t like things around their throat. Also, the leash could be a little longer, and the collar a little wider. If you have a wider neck, then you may struggle to get it fastened without choking yourself (in a bad way!) Still, for those that it fits, this will undoubtedly be an exciting set to try out!
Ouch! Silicone Ball Gag
If you want to keep your partner quiet, then the Ouch! Silicone Ball Gag is perfect for that. Made of silicone, it is a premium item that discourages spitting, biting, and otherwise forms of oral disobedience. Just stick the smooth, well-sized spare into their mouth, and buckle the strap around the back of their head with the metal hardware. Perfect!
The Ouch! Silicone Ball Gag was rated 60 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Materials | Silicone, faux leather, and metal |
| Length | (strap) 22 inches |
| Width | (ball) 1.6 inches |
| Fastening | Buckle |
| Waterproof | Splashproof |
The Ouch! Silicone Ball Gag works really well, and will keep your sub from talking, screaming, spitting, or biting – exactly as it should do! It is easy to fasten, and the ball has a very firm yet soft feel to it – perfect if you’re worried about damaging your teeth or something like that! The main thing that I love about this gag is the premium quality. It has been designed to look and feel fantastic while being very safe to use. That’s an important aspect to consider when you’re using an item that goes into your mouth!
Yes, some people will prefer harder materials in their mouths, like metal or plastic, and the strap itself won’t fit around every single person’s head. But still, for the cheap price, this is a well-designed ball gag that I highly rate.
Ouch! Clear Round Gem Plug
The Ouch! Clear Round Gem Plug is a fun and exciting choice for anyone looking to size up from a starter plug. Made of a cool, hard metal, the tapered shape will open you up and give you that full feeling that you crave. And then of course that pretty crystal embedded in the flared base adds a little razzle-dazzle to the proceedings!
The Ouch! Clear Round Gem Plug was rated 60 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Materials | Metal |
| Length | 3.25 inches |
| Width | 1.35 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
If you love things in your ass, then the Ouch! Clear Round Gem Plug is going to be a treat that’s hard to beat. I love how it is made of metal – a material that is famously very good at holding its temperature, whether it’s hot or cold. This makes it ideal for temperature play. The metal plug also weighs more than its silicone counterparts, meaning that it gives a gorgeous pulling, tugging sensation as you wear it. And then to top it all off, the base looks flashy and fancy, and will look good stuck in anyone’s back door!
Sure, the Ouch! Clear Round Gem Plug may be a challenge for some – especially beginners to butt plugs. Also, not everyone will love the harsh, cold metal, and may be looking for something a little softer with a more natural temperature.
Ouch! 6.5 Inch Beaded G-Spot Dildo