The 4 Best Sex Tables for After-Dinner Erotica and Bondage
How We Rated and Reviewed Sex Table Products
Having tested over 300 sex products before these ones, we’ve developed a fairly standard approach when it comes to rating and reviewing new products! Our preferred method of analysis is personal testing (if we’ve tested a product you can read about it by clicking the “Read full review” link!). We also do a lot of research using both the manufacturer information and customer reviews as sources, which gives us multiple perspectives on each toy, helping us remain unbiased in our assessment. Every table below has been reviewed and scored, with both the positives and the negatives highlighted for your convenience. With a more well-rounded background on each sex table, we’re sure you’ll be able to easily pick out the perfect one for your sex room!
Types of Sex Table
Although the term “sex table” might seem pretty self-explanatory, you’ll actually have a few different variations to choose from! Below, we’ve written a quick overview of the various types to help you select the right type for your anticipated activities.
- Bench-style – Generally designed with BDSM in mind, this type of furniture can be used both as a prop and as an actual table! Most bench-style tables are fairly large, leaving plenty of space for your partner to lay down on top. Integrated D-rings are pretty common and can help in all of your bondage endeavors!
- Bondage Table – An all-encompassing term, a “bondage table” is any type of table that features D-rings, straps, or other integrated restraining systems that can help you tie your partner down.
- Cage Table – This particular type of bondage table features a functional and lockable cage built into the design. If you’ve ever dreamed of enjoying a drink or having a meal with your sub locked in a cage at your feet, then a cage table is just what you need!
- Tabletop Sex Machines – Although not tables themselves, tabletop sex machines can help turn any table into a sex table. These devices can be mounted onto nearly any flat surface and offer a never-ending (and never tired) source of penetrative pounding for your sub to suffer through!
What is a Sex Table?
A sex table is a table that’s designed specifically to safely help aid two or more partners in future sexual endeavors. Although—technically speaking—any table could be used as a sex table, dedicated “sex tables” offer superior comfort and support when compared to regular tables. Many also integrate D-rings, cages, and other types of restraints into their design, which can be used for BDSM roleplay.
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The 4 Best sex tables in Test
Hammered Steel Coffee Table/Cage
Why settle for something small when you could have the ultimate bondage table for your house or home? This table might not be affordable for everyone, but those who can afford it will receive a made-to-order sex table, created from only the highest quality of materials! Big enough to keep your submissive securely locked away, this table can be used exclusively for your dungeon but also will fit right at home in your living room. Show your sub their rightful place by locking them in, putting up your feet, and keeping them in there until they’ve learned their lesson!
At over $2,000 per unit, we think it’s pretty obvious that this sex table is made exclusively for those who can afford to invest heavily in their BDSM lifestyles. Still, considering the quality of the item, the size, and the fact that they’re handmade, we would say it’s up to you—the buyer—to decide if this table is worth the asking price or not. Your sub won’t be enjoying a comfortable experience once you lock them under the table, but considering this table is mainly used to dominate and humiliate, does that really matter? The important thing is that this table is large enough to keep your sub underneath, your items on top, and looks casual enough to fit in nearly any room setting.
Medieval Dungeon Wood Stockage Set With Case
If you want to get kinky on $500 or less, then this dungeon stockade set is definitely worth your serious consideration! Made from high-quality leather, metal, and New Zealand pine, this sex table not only delivers on performance but on visual appeal as well. Simply choose what position you’d like your sub to take and place them there: this stockade will make sure they have no choice but to obey! Don’t worry if a bit of lively resistance is a routine part of your roleplay either. This set is made to last which means you two can be as rough as you’d like, without fear of anything breaking.
If you already have a bondage table but want something different to add to your dungeon, this stockade set could definitely add the “spark” you’ve been looking for. Like other Stockroom products, the quality is amazing, but the real thing that makes this set stand out is how adjustable it is. You can raise/lower the pillory using the mounts & chains provided, forcing your submissive into whatever position you’d like them to assume. The kit included leather wrist inlays that make the pillory compatible with small wrists, and even includes a flogger & a blindfold, allowing you to set a scene simply with this set alone! Whether you’re planning on purchasing this as a start to your dungeon or more as an addition, we think you’ll definitely be happy with the decision regardless.
Latex Vac-Bed Bondage Restraint
If you’re looking for a device that can make any surface into a bondage table, then this latex Vac-Bed will definitely be of some interest! Completely restrict your submissive’s movements using only the vac-bed & a household vacuum cleaner, providing both of you with an exciting, unique bondage experience you won’t be able to get with other dungeon equipment. Available in black & clear models, you can either see all the details of their naked, confined body through the latex or cloud them in blackness, leaving the specifics up to your imagination!
The downside of this product is obvious: they only make the vac-bed using latex, which means anyone with a latex allergy will be out of luck when it comes to enjoying this unique bondage experience. Still, people without a latex allergy can easily enjoy using the vac0bed: they’ll just need a vacuum cleaner! The Stockroom claims that the hole will fit most vacuum cleaners, but if you find it doesn’t then you’ll need to make a trip to your local hardware store to find the correct adapter. Unlike lots of other dungeon equipment, you’ll need to follow specific procedures in order to make sure your partner is safe during use. Although this lovely sex table topper can easily turn a basic tabletop into a kinky fantasy, it can also be lethal if misused, so following the proper safety procedures is a must!
Liberator Bondi Portable Playscape
Most people think of something stable, secure, and non-movable when they think of a sex table, but the Liberator Bondi Portable Playscape proves that you can still enjoy bondage roleplay without being tied down to a single location! Complete with a poseable mat, ankle cuffs, thigh cuffs, wrist cuffs, a bunch of buckle connectors, and a blindfold, you’ll be able to constrict your partner’s movements in pretty much any manner you see fit, no matter if you’re in a hotel or a home. High-quality synthetic materials keep the price down and the durability up, making this Playscape perfect for years of entertainment “on the road”!
For what it is, this bondage table delivers. It doesn’t claim to be an inescapable dungeon torture device. Rather, it claims to be something that fun couples can bring along to explore their bondage fantasies, which—in a sense—implies that it’s not for heavy use. While it would definitely be a challenge to get out of, we have no doubt that one could escape these restraints if desired, which could make it a somewhat disappointing purchase if your plan is to render your partner powerless. Because of this, we wouldn’t really recommend it to hardcore BDSM enthusiasts, but we do think bondage newbies will love the product, making it an excellent purchase for them!
Comparison of the 4 best sex tables
|Overall score||4.8 / 5.0||4.6 / 5.0||-||-|
|Bedbible rating||4.6 / 5.0||4.2 / 5.0||4.0 / 5.0||4.5 / 5.0|
|User rating||5 / 5.0|
from 4 users
|5 / 5.0|
from 5 users
|Design||85 / 100||80 / 100||80 / 100||90 / 100|
|Ease of use||95 / 100||75 / 100||70 / 100||90 / 100|
|Quality||100 / 100||100 / 100||90 / 100||90 / 100|
|Sound||50 / 100||50 / 100||50 / 100||50 / 100|
|Power||60 / 100||60 / 100||60 / 100||60 / 100|
|Materials||Steel, hardwood||New Zealand pine, cedar, steel, real leather, PU, canvas||Latex, PVC||Synthetic leather, microfiber, dense foam|
|Length||(Top) 42 inches, (Cage) 38||(Box) 39.8 inches, (Pillory) 37.8||95||48|
|Width||(Top) 28 inches, (Cage) 24||(Box) 16.14 inches, (Pillory) 10.24||35||24|
|Height||20||(Box) 3.94 inches, (Pillory) 2||1.5||3|
|Texture||Smooth (Acrylic finish)||-||Smooth||Smooth|
Tabletop Sex Machine
The tables above are sure to keep your sub in one spot, but what you do to them while they’re held there is up to you. Not quite sure what your next move should be? Here’s one product that can quickly have them screaming in orgasmic ecstasy with forced orgasm after orgasm!
Hismith Table Top 2.0 Pro
With speeds up to 240 strokes per minute, this tabletop fuck machine will make your sub finish… whether they want to or not! Fully adjustable, you can plow your sub to submission from literally any angle imaginable. They might get tired, but—as long as it remains plugged in—the Hismith Table Top 2.0 Pro won’t!
Looking for More Comfort?
Just because you’re dominating your sub doesn’t mean they don’t get to be comfortable (unless you just plain don’t want them to be!). Here are a few comfortable BDSM-friendly pieces you might want to consider adding to your current dungeon setup.
Prelude Bench King Black Label
Large enough to be laid down upon and easy to strap someone to, this Prelude Bench will have your sub facedown & ready to submit in no time!
Black Label Esse Chaise ll
Perfect for both bondage roleplay and casual relaxation, the Black Label Esse Chaise II bridge comfort with kink!
Table Top Sex Positions
You’ve already got the table: now what? Here’s how to use your new sex table to have better sex right away.
Table Top Missionary
Have your partner sit on the table and spread their legs. Slide yourself inside of them and then pull their hips towards you. From here, you can thrust vigorously without needing to worry about supporting their body weight!
Table Top Doggy Style
Bend your partner over the table and spread their legs slightly so you can easily enter them from behind. Enter them, then proceed normally (as you would with doggy style). Not only can you do this position hands-free, but you can also grab their hips for extra “oomph” or even pull their hair for a bit of kinky fun!
How to Use a Sex Table
Purchasing a sex table is definitely a step in the right direction for your sex life, but just having one isn’t enough: you also want to know how to use it! Here’s how.
If the main reason behind your purchase was to have sex on it, then this step is fairly self-explanatory. Have one partner get onto the sex table enjoy!
Although you can certainly have sex using a sex table, many come with hooks for restraints and other attachments. If that’s the case with your model, then you can get a bit creative in finding new ways to restrain your partner before or during sex!
How to Clean a Sex Table
Most sex tables will be made from a non-porous material such as metal. These are easy to clean since they can simply be wiped off, sprayed down with a cleaner/sanitizer, then wiped off and left to dry. Some tables may be made from other materials but they should still be cleaned with wipes. When in doubt, consult your owner’s manual for the recommended cleaning process. Never skip cleaning your sex table: if it’s not properly cleaned, your sex table could become a breeding ground for bacteria!
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.
Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.
If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.