The 6 Best Wooden Spanking Paddles for Hand-Carved Thrills

Josh Gill
by Josh Gill
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Floral Engraved Paddle
Heart Shaped Paddle
Teach Me A Lesson Paddle
Wood Paddle With 4 Holes
Leather Wrapped Paddle
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How we tested and reviewed these wooden spanking paddles

The best way that I’ve found to test and review these wooden spanking paddles is to talk to people who have actually used them. Sounds simple, really, doesn’t it! I simply asked BedBible’s awesome network of freelancers what their thoughts on the wooden spanking paddles were. I then spanked things over to BedBible’s crack sex toy testing team, who looked at all aspects of these paddles. I even rated them in several key areas to make my review extra understandable – even at just a glance!

How we tested and reviewed these wooden spanking paddles

What Makes a Wooden Spanking Paddle Special?

Wooden spanking paddles are really fun and popular amongst sex lovers. But why? Well, there are several key things that make a wooden spanking paddle so great. Let’s take a look at a few of them!

  • Texture – Wood has a indescribable kind of texture that makes it feel extra primal and heart pumping when it comes into contact with your skin. It’s something that draws a lot of people to wooden spanking paddles!
  • Weight – Wood definitely has a reassuring weight to it. It’s not as light or airy as some plastics, but not as dense or heavy as steel and metal. It’s in the perfect ‘Goldilocks’ zone!
  • Durability – One of the best things about wood is how long it lasts. Wood is naturally durable and can take a beating, so you can rest assured that no matter how hard you spank, you’re going to snap before the wood does!
  • Designs – Wood can be carved and cut into all kinds of weird and wonderful designs. There’s something exciting and sexy about a perfectly carved wooden spanking paddle, and the designs are definitely easy on your eyes (if not so much on your posterior!)

The 6 Best wooden spanking paddles in Test

1 Test Winner

Floral Engraved Spanking Paddle

Design:

Rating: Floral Engraved Paddle was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the wooden spanking paddle.

100/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Floral Engraved Paddle was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

95/100
Quality:

Rating: Floral Engraved Paddle was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

95/100
Price:

Rating: Floral Engraved Paddle was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Floral Engraved Paddle was rated 4.5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Floral Engraved Paddle .

4.5/5.0

User ratings:

Rating: Floral Engraved Paddle was rated 5.0 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

5.0/5.0

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This handcrafted solid wood paddle is where heavy play meets high art. Made from a single piece that is shaped, smoothed, engraved, and finished. Beautiful on the shelf, powerful on impact. The meticulously carved floral pattern leaves its mark on impact. The thickness of the wood makes for a stiff, decisive impact. Use the smooth side for prolonged spanking, use the engraved side to stamp the flesh or to grip it! Its simple but beautiful design sprouts up from the handle into a mandala-like striking point. Every edge is rounded, sanded, and finished. Give your play a touch of ritual.

Floral Engraved Spanking Paddle test
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Recommended for the intermediate user

The Floral Engraved Spanking Paddle was rated 60 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Floral Engraved Paddle if you...
👍Want a wooden spanking paddle
👍Love the mandala-like pattern
👍Like a high-quality, weighty paddle
You should NOT buy the Floral Engraved Paddle if you...
👎Want something slimmer
👎Prefer other materials
👎Want something cheaper
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Floral Engraved Spanking Paddle features
Features
MaterialsWood (Oak) 
Length12 inches
Width5 inches
Pros
Large surface area
Beautiful design
Premium paddle
Cons
Not discreet
Expensive
Conclusion

If you’re looking for a well designed and absolutely beautiful wooden spanking paddle, then I’d recommend the Floral Engraved Spanking Paddle. The dark wood boasts two different sides: firstly, there is the exquisitely designed pattern, which leaves a sexy mark as it spanks. The other side is flat and smooth, offering a much more dull and thudding crack. The grip is comfortable, and the edges give into the skin for a nice, even impact. There is of course, a loop for around your wrist. The only thing that lets the Floral Engraved Spanking Paddle down is the steep price. If this was slightly more affordable, then I’d say that this review could end right here, because, in every other way, it’s a winner!

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Heart Shaped Wood 'Slave' Paddle

Design:

Rating: Heart Shaped Paddle was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the wooden spanking paddle.

80/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Heart Shaped Paddle was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
Quality:

Rating: Heart Shaped Paddle was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

70/100
Price:

Rating: Heart Shaped Paddle was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Heart Shaped Paddle was rated 3.5 out of 5, which means it is a top tier sex toy rated amongst the best.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Heart Shaped Paddle .

3.5/5.0

User ratings:

Rating: Heart Shaped Paddle was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

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Quick question. What features does your perfect paddle include? If you’re looking for a super-sturdy wood surface, lots of lightweight maneuverability and imprint lettering that’ll leave behind the mark of a playtime well enjoyed, look no further. Spartacus’ Heart Shaped Wood ‘Slave’ Paddle flicks and licks with sexily stinging spank-happy precision. Nice and firm in hand (and against your playmate’s skin), the ‘Slave’ Paddle is perfect for newbie paddle users and just as perfect for more experienced partners. A nice long wrist cord keeps the heart-shaped point of contact close at all times.

Heart Shaped Wood 'Slave' Paddle test
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Heart Shaped Wood 'Slave' Paddle features
Recommended for the beginner and intermediate

The Heart Shaped Wood 'Slave' Paddle was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Heart Shaped Paddle if you...
👍Want a heart shaped spanking paddle
👍Love the carved words
👍Want a dual sided spanking paddle
You should NOT buy the Heart Shaped Paddle if you...
👎Prefer more premium paddles
👎Don't like the heart design
👎Need something more discreet
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Heart Shaped Wood 'Slave' Paddle features
Features
MaterialsWood 
Length11.75 inches
Width5 inches
Pros
Heart design
Big wrist loop
Large surface area
Cons
Looks a little cheap
Not too discreet
Conclusion

I’ll have to admit if you’re starting out in the world of wooden spanking paddles, and you’re looking for an easily affordable option, then the Heart Shaped Wood ‘Slave’ Paddle is a pretty solid choice. It’s simple, basic, and it gets the job done. This paddle has no added frills; it’s simply a lightweight toy with ‘slave’ carved into it. However, I think there are plenty of downsides here, too. It’s possibly too lightweight for some people to enjoy, and the wood isn’t of the highest quality. Still, for the price, it’s a cheap and easy wooden paddle that will generally feel alright when used.

3 Cheapest

Teach Me A Lesson Bamboo Paddle

Design:

Rating: Teach Me A Lesson Paddle was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the wooden spanking paddle.

80/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Teach Me A Lesson Paddle was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
Quality:

Rating: Teach Me A Lesson Paddle was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

80/100
Price:

Rating: Teach Me A Lesson Paddle was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is cheap compared to other wooden spanking paddles.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Teach Me A Lesson Paddle was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Teach Me A Lesson Paddle.

4.0/5.0

User ratings:

Rating: Teach Me A Lesson Paddle was rated 5.0 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

5.0/5.0

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If you’re looking for a super-sturdy bamboo surface, lots of lightweight maneuverability and imprint lettering that’ll leave behind the mark of a playtime well enjoyed, look no further. Spartacus’ Teach Me a Lesson Bamboo Paddle flicks and licks with sexily stinging spank-happy precision. Nice and firm in hand (and against your playmate’s skin), the Bamboo Paddle is perfect for newbie paddle users and just as perfect for more experienced partners. A nice long wrist cord keeps the point of contact close at all times.

Teach Me A Lesson Bamboo Paddle test
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Recommended for the beginner and intermediate

The Teach Me A Lesson Bamboo Paddle was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Teach Me A Lesson Paddle if you...
👍Want a ruler-like spanking paddle
👍Like the thin design
👍Are on a bit of a budget
You should NOT buy the Teach Me A Lesson Paddle if you...
👎Want a more traditional looking paddle
👎Prefer a paddle with a greater surface area
👎Are happy paying for something a little more premium
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Teach Me A Lesson Bamboo Paddle features
Features
MaterialsWood (bamboo) 
Length15.75 inches
Width1.25 inches
Pros
Thin design
Whipping sensation
Discreet
Cons
Not traditional
Small surface area
Conclusion

The Teach Me A Lesson Bamboo Paddle is designed to quite literally look like a ruler. It is long and thin and has two flat sides. The lack of surface area will give it much more of a stinging, whipping sensation upon impact, and if that’s your kind of thing then you’re in for a real treat. Some people may be looking for a wooden spanking paddle with a larger surface area, and if that’s the case, this one might not be perfect for you, but for everyone else, this is a winner. And it doesn’t hurt that the price of this bamboo bad boy is so low, too. In fact, I’d pick one up for that fact alone!

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Wood Paddle With 4 Holes

Design:

Rating: Wood Paddle With 4 Holes was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the wooden spanking paddle.

80/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Wood Paddle With 4 Holes was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
Quality:

Rating: Wood Paddle With 4 Holes was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

80/100
Price:

Rating: Wood Paddle With 4 Holes was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Wood Paddle With 4 Holes was rated 4.5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Wood Paddle With 4 Holes.

4.5/5.0

User ratings:

Rating: Wood Paddle With 4 Holes was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

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All-natural wood paddle made of high-quality natural pine wood is durable and lightweight, making it easy for long play sessions where you keep going and going. Includes 4 airflow holes cut out air resistance allowing maximum velocity meaning maximum impact if you want it. Please note that wood grains vary, making each item truly unique. No two will look or be the same.

Recommended for the beginner and intermediate

The Wood Paddle With 4 Holes was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Wood Paddle With 4 Holes if you...
👍Want a paddle with holes in it
👍Like a broad design
👍Need a large loop for your wrist
You should NOT buy the Wood Paddle With 4 Holes if you...
👎Prefer paddles without holes
👎Like the look and feel of darker wood
👎Want a leather strap to hold on to
Features
MaterialsWood (pine) 
Length15 inches
Width2.75 inches
Pros
4 holes
Easy to use
Good results
Cons
Some might not like the design
Not too discreet
Conclusion

Looking like a beer flight, the Wood Paddle With 4 Holes is quite literally just an ordinary wooden paddle with 4 large holes in it. These holes allow less air resistance when swinging, meaning the impact can be faster and harder. The large surface area still ensures that whoever is on the receiving end feels a thick, wide thudding sensation, too. Some may not be a fan of the holes in it, though, and want a more solid wooden paddle. It takes all sorts, right? For what it is, I don’t think the Wood Paddle With 4 Holes is the worst choice you could make.

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Leather Wrapped Wood Spanking Paddle

Design:

Rating: Leather Wrapped Paddle was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the wooden spanking paddle.

95/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Leather Wrapped Paddle was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
Quality:

Rating: Leather Wrapped Paddle was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

90/100
Price:

Rating: Leather Wrapped Paddle was rated 3 out of 5, which means it neither expensive nor cheap.

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Rating: Leather Wrapped Paddle was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Leather Wrapped Paddle .

5.0/5.0

User ratings:

Rating: Leather Wrapped Paddle was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

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Your submissive will love the varying sensations that this polished spanking paddle offers. This smooth, cross-grain wooden paddle delivers a nice, even burn in one fell swoop. Comfortable to hold and easy to maneuver, this paddle’s handle is wrapped in a strip of soft black leather— making it a pleasure to grip and even more pleasurable to put into good use. A leather cord is looped through the small hole at the very end of the handle, which can wrap around your wrist for extra grip support and be used for simple storage/dungeon decoration purposes.

Leather Wrapped Wood Spanking Paddle  test
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Recommended for the intermediate user

The Leather Wrapped Wood Spanking Paddle was rated 60 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Leather Wrapped Paddle if you...
👍Want a leather-wrapped wooden paddle
👍Like the dark coloured wood
👍Want something that feels premium
You should NOT buy the Leather Wrapped Paddle if you...
👎Prefer paddles with carved patterns
👎Are looking for a lighter paddle
👎Want something slightly cheaper
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Leather Wrapped Wood Spanking Paddle  features
Features
MaterialsWood (plywood) and leather 
Length15.75 inches
Width3.5 inches
Pros
Leather strap
Flat design
Fun to use
Cons
Only made of plywood
Slightly more expensive
Conclusion

The Leather Wrapped Wood Spanking Paddle is one that surprised me. To say that it is only made from plywood, it has a very premium look and feel to it. The leather strap around the handle really adds to that high end look and feel and adds a lot when you hold it in your hand. Some people may not like the overly simple, plain, flat paddle design, and admittedly maybe it could have a design carved into it or something, but trust me when I say that it works fantastically well. The Leather Wrapped Wood Spanking Paddle has a solid impact. And like they say, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

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Wood 'Bitch' Paddle

Design:

Rating: Wood 'Bitch' Paddle was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the wooden spanking paddle.

70/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Wood 'Bitch' Paddle was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
Quality:

Rating: Wood 'Bitch' Paddle was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

70/100
Price:

Rating: Wood 'Bitch' Paddle was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Wood 'Bitch' Paddle was rated 3.5 out of 5, which means it is a top tier sex toy rated amongst the best.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Wood 'Bitch' Paddle.

3.5/5.0

User ratings:

Rating: Wood 'Bitch' Paddle was rated 5.0 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

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Light-weight, but leaves a BIG impression: This Zelkova Wood Paddle leaves the letters BITCH imprinted on your/your partner’s rear. This paddle’s wood is polished to a shine, and is very smooth. Zelkova wood is native to Japan, Korea, eastern China, and Taiwan. The BITCH Wood paddle weighs only a quarter pound, and its slim handle is easy to grip. A corded loop attached to its end will fit over the paddle-wielder’s wrist, or allow you to hang up the Bitch Wood Paddle when you’re not playing.

Wood 'Bitch' Paddle test
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Recommended for the beginner and intermediate

The Wood 'Bitch' Paddle was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Wood 'Bitch' Paddle if you...
👍Like the carved 'bitch' design
👍Want a light and easily swing-able paddle
👍Need a long wrist loop
You should NOT buy the Wood 'Bitch' Paddle if you...
👎Want something a little classier
👎Prefer the feel of other materials
👎Are happy to pay for something a little more premium
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Wood 'Bitch' Paddle features
Features
MaterialsWood 
Length12.5 inches
Width2.1 inches
Pros
Carved design
Lightweight
Long wrist loop
Cons
Not too premium
Overly priced
Conclusion

Okay, so where do I start with the Wood ‘Bitch’ Paddle. I’ll kick things off with the bad: the design seems very cheap and (dare I say it) tacky, and the way it’s carved into the wood looks a little too simplistic and stencil-like. Also, the lower quality is not reflected in the price. It could do with being around half the price that it sits at. On the other hand, it’s a lightweight wooden paddle, with a long wrist loop that allows you to keep hold of it. The edges of all the carved text are smooth and rounded off, meaning it won’t cause any damage upon impact, save for leaving a few appropriately labeled marks.

Comparison of the 6 best wooden spanking paddles

Floral Engraved Paddle
Floral Engraved Paddle
Heart Shaped Paddle
Heart Shaped Paddle
Teach Me A Lesson Paddle
Teach Me A Lesson Paddle
Wood Paddle With 4 Holes
Wood Paddle With 4 Holes
Leather Wrapped Paddle
Leather Wrapped Paddle
Wood 'Bitch' Paddle
Wood 'Bitch' Paddle
BestTest Winner Heart Cheapest With holes Leather null
Overall score4.8 / 5.0 - 4.5 / 5.0 - - 4.3 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.5 / 5.0 3.5 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 3.5 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 1 users
- 5 / 5.0
from 1 users
- - 5 / 5.0
from 3 users
PriceMedium Low Low Low Medium Low
Design100 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 95 / 100 70 / 100
Ease of use95 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100
Quality95 / 100 70 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 90 / 100 70 / 100
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MaterialsWood (Oak) Wood Wood (bamboo) Wood (pine) Wood (plywood) and leather Wood
Length12 inches11.75 inches15.75 inches15 inches15.75 inches12.5 inches
Width5 inches5 inches1.25 inches2.75 inches3.5 inches2.1 inches
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Discover Wooden Paddle Alternatives

Wood might not be the material for you – and that’s okay, because the world really would be a boring place if we were all the same. But if that IS the case, then may I suggest a few sexy alternatives!

Saffron Acrylic Paddle

Saffron Acrylic Paddle

Saffron Acrylic Paddle

The Saffron Acrylic Paddle By Sportsheets features a strong 4 mm-thick impact surface that delivers an intense sting and a slapping sound like no other. Formed in clear acrylic for a unique visual experience, players wielding this paddle can see the moment its surface meets and marks the skin. It’s definitely something a little different…but in the BEST way!

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Fetish Fantasy Extreme Paddle

Fetish Fantasy Extreme Paddle

Fetish Fantasy Extreme Paddle

Let science do the spanking! Made from flexible silicone for high-intensity wallops without additional effort, this spanking paddle provides hair-raising slaps without knackering the spanker, as well as versatility that beats any paddle you already own. Thanks to its 100% silicone make up; this paddle is waterproof, temperature responsive, hypoallergenic and flexible for total versatility during play. Spank your lover with a hot or cold touch, or take it in the shower – the possibilities are endless.

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Kinklab Panamorphic 3-in-1 Paddle

Kinklab Panamorphic 3-in-1 Paddle

Kinklab Panamorphic 3-in-1 Paddle

This Panamorphic Paddle 3-in-1 Spanking Set does more than just spank! This versatile paddle can be used for sensation play. The paddle includes three different sides, giving you three varying sensations. One side is made out of smooth faux leather for classic impact play, while the other side is interchangeable to customize the sensations. Choose the faux-fur panel to give your partner a sensual massage and a gentle patting, or use the metal-studded panel to experiment with temperature play.

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Fetish Fantasy Rubber Paddle

Fetish Fantasy Rubber Paddle

Fetish Fantasy Rubber Paddle

One crack of this Fantasy Rubber Paddle, and your lover will know who’s in charge! This bendable rubber paddle is soft enough for beginners to enjoy, but stiff enough to still provide a firm whack. It hurts so good! The unique pattern all over the paddle will definitely leave its mark while still ensuring that your partner has a lot of sexy fun!

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How to use wooden spanking paddles

Using wooden spanking paddles should be fairly straight forward, right? Wrong! There’s actually a little bit more to it than just swinging away and spanking your partner. So I’m going to talk you through making the most out of your paddles!

How to use wooden spanking paddles

Choose a paddle that's right for you!

Choose a paddle that's right for you!

You don’t want to pick just AND wooden spanking paddle – you want one that suits you and your partner. Take your time and find out the size and weight of the paddle, and figure out if it will meet your naughty needs. A little due diligence beforehand will pay off in spades once you finally have that wooden spanking paddle in your hand!

How to use wooden spanking paddles

Start slow and take things easy!

Start slow and take things easy!

You don’t want to jump straight into violently battering your partner’s bum with the wooden spanking paddle straight away. You need to ease into things. Start off soft. Tease and stroke before gently tapping with the paddle. You can get a little more heavy-handed as your partner starts to get more into things.

How to use wooden spanking paddles

Communication really is key!

Communication really is key!

Using a wooden spanking paddle is fun – it really is – but you have to be able to openly and honestly communicate with your partner. If they seem to have taken enough, then you should stop spanking. Similarly, if you’re on the receiving end, it’s important to let your partner know that you’re ready to stop. It’s like they say: when the fun stops, stop!

How to clean wooden spanking paddles

Porous
materials

Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.

Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.

Non-propous
materials

Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.

Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.

The toys with electrical
components

If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.

FAQ

Do wooden spanking paddles hurt?
Yes and no! They are designed to cause a sexy kind of stinging sensation, and many people absolutely adore and get off on that kind of feeling. However, it's not for everyone, and some people may find that using wooden spanking paddles hurts!
Can I make my own wooden spanking paddle?
You can, but you need to make sure that it's nicely sanded, has no sharp edges, and is suitable for the job. Personally, I'd recommend just buying a professionally made one, as it not only saves on the time and effort, but it is also pretty cheap!
Are wooden spanking paddles better than other materials?
It all depends on what you want. They're not necessarily better; they're just different. Different might be good for some people, or terrible for another. I'd suggest giving a wooden spanking paddle a try and seeing how you get along with it!
Can I use a wooden spanking paddle for solo play?
Technically you could, but they're a much better kind of sex toy to use with a partner. You can spank them, they can spank you, and everyone has a good time. But yes, if you really wanted to, you could use a wooden spanking paddle for solo play too!

What are wooden spanking paddles?

Wooden spanking paddles are a kind of BDSM instrument used for spanking. There are plenty of kinds of spanking paddles out there, but what makes these so unique is that they are made out of wood - a sexy and naturalistic feeling material.

Author
Josh Gill
Josh Gill

As a trained journalist and a freelance writer, I never thought I’d fall into writing about sex toys. But here I am, and I must say, I’m glad I’m here! There’s a whole world of sex toys out there that can be enjoyed by men, women, and everything in between, and if I can get across my passions via my writing, then I’m certainly doing something right! Everyone loves sex, and everyone should be able to express that love however they want and with whomever they choose. Besides, who says men can’t enjoy sex toys too? Certainly not me!

Age: 34
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
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