The 8 Best Alien Dildos for Extraterrestrial Enticement

Isabelle Uren
by Isabelle Uren
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Get ready for galactic pleasure! We’ve found the best alien dildos to help you fulfil all your cosmic fantasies! Marvel at the colorful designs and let the out of this world textures tease you into a frenzy! We’ve got an alien dildo to suit every taste, from beginner-friendly to eye-wateringly huge.
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Xenuphora
Alien I
The Veris Fantasy Tongue
Deep Fantasies Irkox
Oxballs Avatar
Icicles No 24
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How were these alien dildos tested?

Alien dildos are becoming more and more popular, with many more options on the market. We want to make sure you have all the information you need to find your perfect extraterrestrial play thing which is why our sex toy experts take into account a whole range of factors.

All of the alien dildos in this review are made from body-safe materials, so you know you are getting a quality material. Our sex toy expert also considers the intensity of the textural details, size, and rigidity to determine who the dildo would be best suited to and which activities it’s best for.

We also look for any other exciting additional details like being able to squirt, having a suction cup base or the possibility of external stimulation. All of these factors and more are taken into account when giving each alien dildo its overall Bedbible score!

How were these alien dildos tested?

Why Try an Alien Dildo?

If you are new to the thrilling world of alien dildos, you might be wondering what all the fuss is about. Alien dildos have a lot to offer and there are many different reasons people love them! Here are some of the main ones:

  • Alien dildos are great for exploring space-themed role play! Maybe you love the idea of being abducted and probed by otherworldly beings or just the excitement of having sex with something unknown!
  • They are usually highly textured, meaning they provide more intense stimulation as the textures massage the sensitive walls of your vagina or anus.
  • They are beautifully designed in a wide range of swirling and exciting colors.
  • Alien dildos make a great non-phallic alternative for those who don’t enjoy realistic dildos.

 

FAQ

What's the best material for an alien dildo?
100% silicone is the best material for an alien dildo as it it non-toxic and non-porous. If it doens't have any electrical components, it can also be boiled to be sterilised. All of the dildos in this review are made from silicone so you know they are all body safe! Borosilicate glass is also a great material for alien dildos — it is body safe, can be heated or cooled and is compatible with all lubes!
Are alien dildo's suitable for beginners?
If you are new to alien dildos or dildos in general, I would recommend looking for a smaller alien dildo with less pronounced textures.
What lube should I use with an alien dildo?
If your alien dildo is made from silicone, you should only use water-based lube as other lubes can damage the silicone. If your alien dildo is made from glass, you can use any type of lube.

What is an alien dildo?

As you may have guessed from the name, an alien dildo is a dildo designed to look and feel like an alien body part. Often they take the form or winding, probing tentacles with intensely teasing textures. They come in all shapes and sizes, although the extra large, extraterrestrial appendages seem to be very popular! They are the perfect addition to your toy box if you love a little alien role play or you are just looking to experience unique textures and fun designs!

Table of contents (14)

The 8 Best alien dildos in Test

1 Test Winner

Uberrime Xenuphora Alien Tentacle Dildo

Design:

Rating: Xenuphora was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the alien dildo.

100/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Xenuphora was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
Quality:

Rating: Xenuphora was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

100/100
Price:

Rating: Xenuphora was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Medium

Bedbible rating:

Rating: Xenuphora was rated 4.9 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Xenuphora.

4.9/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Xenuphora was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

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Let the Xenuphora dive its tentacle deep inside you, it suckers massaging you as it travels deeper inside! This highly textured tentacle offers otherworldly sensations with each stroke or twist. The pointed tip seeks out your most sensitive spots,  it’s peaks providing an intensely pleasurable massage. The Xenuphora is hand-poured in the US, using top-quality silicone, so not only are you getting an incredible alien dildo but also a work of art!

Uberrime Xenuphora Alien Tentacle Dildo test
Uberrime Xenuphora Alien Tentacle Dildo features
Recommended for the beginner and intermediate

The Uberrime Xenuphora Alien Tentacle Dildo was rated 30 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Xenuphora if you...
You should buylove intense textures
You should buywant to explore alien or tentacle roleplay
You should buyprefer medium density silicone
You should buyenjoy more average sized toys
You should NOT buy the Xenuphora if you...
You should NOT buywant a suction cup dildo
You should NOT buyare looking for a dildo for strap-on play
You should NOT buycrave a large alien dildo
Uberrime Xenuphora Alien Tentacle Dildo features
Features
Length6.75 inches
Insertable length5.5 inches
WidthHead: 1.39 inches
Diameter1.43 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsPlatinum Silicone 
Pros
ProsSuckers and ridges add provide intense massage
ProsTapered tip is great for targeted stimulation
ProsNubs on base can provide external stimulation
ProsBeautiful colorful design
Cons
ConsSome might find the pointed tip uncomfortable
ConsNot designed for use in a harness
ConsTricky to clean all the textural details
Conclusion

Uberrime are one of the front-runners when it comes to making fantasy dildos and the Xenuphora is a prime example of their craftsmanship. The whole circumference of the shaft is covered in interesting textures that add new levels of stimulation as the tentacle moves, making this great for anyone who loves a lot of intense stimulation! The nubs on the base can also provide some external stimulation for your clit or perineum which is a big bonus! I wouldn’t recommend this dildo if you want an alien dildo to use in a harness, but aside from that, I would say this is worth the investment for anyone who loves a bit of sexy sci-fi role play!

2 Cheapest

Big Shocked Alien I

Design:

Rating: Alien I was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the alien dildo.

100/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Alien I was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
Quality:

Rating: Alien I was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

100/100
Price:

Rating: Alien I was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is cheap compared to other alien dildos.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Low

Bedbible rating:

Rating: Alien I was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Alien I.

5.0/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Alien I was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

N/A

The thick shaft of the Alien I from BigShocked is laced with teasing textures from another dimension culminating in a petal-shaped glans. This hand-poured alien dildo is made using premium silicone and is available in four different color ways.

Big Shocked Alien I test
Big Shocked Alien I features
Recommended for the intermediate user

The Big Shocked Alien I was rated 50 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Alien I if you...
You should buylove a thick dildo
You should buyenjoy textured dildos
You should buyprefer softer dildos
You should NOT buy the Alien I if you...
You should NOT buywant a firm dildo
You should NOT buyprefer a curved dildo for g-spot stimulation
Big Shocked Alien I features
Features
Length8.07 inches
Insertable length6.69 inches
Diameter2.09 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsPlatinum silicone 
Pros
ProsThick shaft
ProsTeasing textures
ProsSuction cup base
Pros4 different colors to choose from
Cons
ConsWill be too large for some bodies
ConsTextures are tricky to clean
Conclusion

The Alien I is going to be a great match for anyone who loves a little more girth, which also intensifies the experience of the textural details. That does mean this is best suited to those with a bit more experience with larger dildos. It’s also a really great price for a hand-poured silicone dildo and I love that you can choose between four different color combinations.

3 Beginner

Uberrime The Veris Fantasy Tongue

Design:

Rating: The Veris Fantasy Tongue was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the alien dildo.

100/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: The Veris Fantasy Tongue was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
Quality:

Rating: The Veris Fantasy Tongue was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

100/100
Price:

Rating: The Veris Fantasy Tongue was rated 3 out of 5, which means it neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Medium

Bedbible rating:

Rating: The Veris Fantasy Tongue was rated 4.8 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the The Veris Fantasy Tongue .

4.8/5.0

User rating:

Rating: The Veris Fantasy Tongue was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

N/A

The Veris is a twisting tongue that wants to probe deep inside and tease every inch of you! Made with soft, squishy silicone, you can feel each twist of the shaft without it being uncomfortable. As with all Uberrime dildos, the Veris Fantasy tongue is handmade so each one is unique!

Uberrime The Veris Fantasy Tongue   test
Uberrime The Veris Fantasy Tongue   features
Recommended for the beginner

The Uberrime The Veris Fantasy Tongue was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the The Veris Fantasy Tongue if you...
You should buyenjoy whimsical alien designs
You should buywant a slim dildo
You should buyprefer soft, squishy silicone
You should NOT buy the The Veris Fantasy Tongue if you...
You should NOT buycrave intense textures
You should NOT buywant a thick shaft
Uberrime The Veris Fantasy Tongue   features
Features
Length6.75 inches
Insertable length5.5 inches
Diameter0.75 — 1.59 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsPlatinum silicone 
Pros
ProsSlim design is beginner friendly
ProsDeliciously soft silicone
ProsSlim tip can be used for targeted pleasure
ProsAnal safe
Cons
ConsMight be soft for vigorous thrusting
ConsNo suction-cup base
Conclusion

If you prefer a more whimsical alien dildo or you love soft squishy silicone, the Veris could very well be the alien dildo for you! The soft but pointed tip is also really great for massaging your a-spot or exploring cervical orgasms. The softness does mean that it might not be the best option if you love vigorous thrusting though. Also, bear in mind that this is a slimmer dildo, which makes it beginner-friendly but not the best for those looking for an intensely full feeling.

4 Squirting

Deep Fantasies Irkox Squirting Dildo

Design:

Rating: Deep Fantasies Irkox was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the alien dildo.

90/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Deep Fantasies Irkox was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

85/100
Quality:

Rating: Deep Fantasies Irkox was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

95/100
Price:

Rating: Deep Fantasies Irkox was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Medium

Bedbible rating:

Rating: Deep Fantasies Irkox was rated 4.8 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Deep Fantasies Irkox.

4.8/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Deep Fantasies Irkox was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

N/A

Experience the intense pleasure of alien insemination with the squirting Irkox dildo! The Irkox is covered with teasing, rippling textures and when you reach that big O, use the squirt tube for a realistic ejaculation experience! This thrilling dildo from Deep Fantasies is made from platinum cure silicone in a medium soft density.

Deep Fantasies Irkox Squirting Dildo test
Deep Fantasies Irkox Squirting Dildo features
Recommended for the beginner and intermediate

The Deep Fantasies Irkox Squirting Dildo was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Deep Fantasies Irkox if you...
You should buylove squirting dildos
You should buyenjoy heavily textured dildos
You should buyprefer a softer dildo
You should NOT buy the Deep Fantasies Irkox if you...
You should NOT buyprefer very firm dildos
You should NOT buywant a suction cup base
Deep Fantasies Irkox Squirting Dildo features
Features
Length7 inches
Insertable length5.8 inches
Diameter1.89 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone  
Pros
ProsSquirting capabilities
ProsTextural details add stimulation
ProsSlight curve for g/p-spot stimulation
Cons
ConsTricky to clean
ConsNo suction cup base
Conclusion

This squirting dildo the ideal choice for anyone with an alien breeding fantasy. As the silicone is relatively soft, textural details aren’t the most intense of all the dildos in this review but they do add a nice layer of stimulation. It’s unfortunate that this dildo doesn’t have a suction cup base as you need to use one hand to hold the dildo and one to activate the squirt mechanism.

5 Huge

Oxballs Avatar Alien Dildo

Design:

Rating: Oxballs Avatar was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the alien dildo.

90/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Oxballs Avatar was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

80/100
Quality:

Rating: Oxballs Avatar was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

100/100
Price:

Rating: Oxballs Avatar was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Medium

Bedbible rating:

Rating: Oxballs Avatar was rated 4.7 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Oxballs Avatar.

4.7/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Oxballs Avatar was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

N/A

Explore larger than life pleasure with the Oxballs Avatar. This 12-inch dildo will help you fulfil your deepest fantasies in every sense! The blue beast is covered in fine textural details from the foreskin right down to the base to give a realistic feeling as it probes deep inside you! It even has a set of tiny torpedo testicles!

Oxballs Avatar Alien Dildo test
Oxballs Avatar Alien Dildo features
Recommended for the intermediate and advanced

The Oxballs Avatar Alien Dildo was rated 70 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Oxballs Avatar if you...
You should buyare looking for a huge dildo
You should buyhave experience with large sex toys
You should buyenjoy heavy textural details
You should NOT buy the Oxballs Avatar if you...
You should NOT buyare new to alien dildos
You should NOT buywant a very soft, squishy dildo
Oxballs Avatar Alien Dildo features
Features
Length12 inches
Insertable length10.5 inches
Diameter2.5  inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone 
Pros
ProsHuge dildo for an extra full feeling
ProsVery detailed textures
ProsIncreasing thickness towards base
ProsTorpedo shaped balls
Cons
ConsToo big for a lot of people
ConsBase can be awkward to hold
Conclusion

With 10.5 inches insertable length and 2.5 at it’s widest point, this huge alien dildo is definitely one for the size kings and queens out there! It’s a relatively firm but flexible dildo, and unlike many of the other dildos in this review that have very pronounced textures, the Avatar has more fine textural details to give it more skin-like feeling and a little more drag. This is best suited to those with more experience of large toys looking to push their limits!

6 Glass

Icicles No 24 Glass Tentacle Dildo

Design:

Rating: Icicles No 24 was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the alien dildo.

80/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Icicles No 24 was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

80/100
Quality:

Rating: Icicles No 24 was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

100/100
Price:

Rating: Icicles No 24 was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Low

Bedbible rating:

Rating: Icicles No 24 was rated 4.7 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Icicles No 24.

4.7/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Icicles No 24 was rated 4.0 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

4.0/5.0

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Give yourself over to this glistening glass tentacle! Made from borosilicate glass, this tentacle dildo is great for a deep g-spot massage and it’s firmness means you can really feel each sucker sliding over your most sensitive spots! It can also be heated or cooled for some tantalizing temperature play and it’s compatible with all lubes!

Icicles No 24 Glass Tentacle Dildo test
Icicles No 24 Glass Tentacle Dildo features
Recommended for the beginner and intermediate

The Icicles No 24 Glass Tentacle Dildo was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Icicles No 24 if you...
You should buylove very firm dildos
You should buyenjoy intense textures
You should buylove the tentacle look
You should NOT buy the Icicles No 24 if you...
You should NOT buyare sensitive to texures
You should NOT buywant a dildo for vigorous thrusting
You should NOT buyprefer a longer dildo
Icicles No 24 Glass Tentacle Dildo features
Features
Length6 inches
Insertable length4.5 inches
Diameter1.5 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsBorosilicate glass  
Pros
ProsBeautiful design
ProsIntense textures
ProsFinger loop handle
ProsCompatible with all lubes
ProsGreat for temperature play
Cons
ConsTextures too intense for some
ConsLoop can be tricky to hold
Conclusion

This glass wand provides some pretty intense stimulation, which can even be a little too intense for some, so bear that in mind when deciding if this is the alien dildo for you! This is a great option if you love the idea of temperature play though! The cold glass can feel really amazing against your warm body or you can heat it up for a more sensual experience!

7

Uberrime The Alien Probe Thing

Design:

Rating: The Alien Probe Thing was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the alien dildo.

90/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: The Alien Probe Thing was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

80/100
Quality:

Rating: The Alien Probe Thing was rated 98 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

98/100
Price:

Rating: The Alien Probe Thing was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

High

Bedbible rating:

Rating: The Alien Probe Thing was rated 4.8 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the The Alien Probe Thing.

4.8/5.0

User rating:

Rating: The Alien Probe Thing was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

N/A

Explore deep probing pleasure with the Alien Probe Thing. The 12-inch shaft features rippling textures and large head that leads the exploration deep inside you! Made with UV Reactive and glow-in-the-dark pigments, this silicone dildo definitely feels like a creature from another planet!

Uberrime The Alien Probe Thing test
Uberrime The Alien Probe Thing features
Recommended for the intermediate and advanced

The Uberrime The Alien Probe Thing was rated 70 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the The Alien Probe Thing if you...
You should buycrave extra deep penetration
You should buyenjoy a lot of texture
You should NOT buy the The Alien Probe Thing if you...
You should NOT buyprefer a firm dildo
Uberrime The Alien Probe Thing features
Features
Length12 inches
Insertable length11 inches
Diameter1.75 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone 
Pros
ProsExtra long shaft
ProsUndulating textures
ProsSculpted head
ProsGlow in the dark
Cons
ConsToo long for many people
ConsTextures can be too intense
ConsNo suction cup base
Conclusion

The Alien Probe Thing is a LONG dildo and not for the faint-hearted! The larger head and three ribs provide a lot of stimulation as it moves deeper and deeper inside. It’s an expensive dildo but that’s due to the immense size and the fact it is handmade from pure platinum silicone.

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Creature Cocks Orion Invader Veiny Space Alien Dildo

Design:

Rating: Creature Cocks Orion was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the alien dildo.

70/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Creature Cocks Orion was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

85/100
Quality:

Rating: Creature Cocks Orion was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

80/100
Price:

Rating: Creature Cocks Orion was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is cheap compared to other alien dildos.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Low

Bedbible rating:

Rating: Creature Cocks Orion was rated 4.5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Creature Cocks Orion.

4.5/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Creature Cocks Orion was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

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The Orion Invader  is here to invade your insides with it’s deliciously veiny shaft. The Orion also has stimulating ridges all along it’s underbody that provide a pleasing massage with every movement. The thick, curved shaft is perfect for g-spot or p-spot stimulation, and you can even enjoy the Orion hands-free using the suction cup base or in a harness.

Creature Cocks Orion Invader Veiny Space Alien Dildo test
Creature Cocks Orion Invader Veiny Space Alien Dildo features
Recommended for the beginner and intermediate

The Creature Cocks Orion Invader Veiny Space Alien Dildo was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Creature Cocks Orion if you...
You should buyprefer a firmer silicone dildo
You should buywant less intense textural details
You should buyare looking for a dildo with a suction cup base
You should NOT buy the Creature Cocks Orion if you...
You should NOT buyprefer a very soft dildo
You should NOT buycrave intense textures
Creature Cocks Orion Invader Veiny Space Alien Dildo features
Features
Length7.25 inches
Insertable length6 inches
Diameter1.3-2.3 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone 
Pros
ProsSuction cup base
ProsTapered design
ProsRaised vein details
ProsCurved for g-spot/p-spot stimulation
Cons
ConsNot as detailed as other alien dildos
Conclusion

The Orion isn’t as intricately textured as some of the other dildos in this review, making it a better option for anyone who loves the idea of alien role play but is too sensitive for intense textures. The lower price also makes it great for anyone on a budget or anyone who just wants to dip their toes into the world of alien dildos. It does have one major advantage though — the suction cup base means you can enjoy this dildo hands-free!

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