Best Fantasy Dildos & Cheaper Bad Dragon Alternatives
Testing the best fantasy dildos - how we did it!
How on earth did we test the best fantasy dildos out there? Well, it took us a while but the process was quite simple, really! Firstly we started by consulting with our network of freelances that we have around the world. We wanted to know if they’d tried out any of these fantasy dildos, and if so what were their experiences with them. We wanted the positives AND the negatives – after all, that’s what we needed to know if we wanted to write a fair and unbiased review! Next up we threw things over to our sex toy testing team in order for them to cast their expert eyes on these toys. They were able to check them out in great detail and find out things that your average user might not necessarily know. Once we had aaaall this invaluable information, we were able to write our review! So as you can see, it was a real team effort!
What are fantasy dildos?
Fantasy dildos are similar yet different to your average dildo. Function wise fantasy dildos and normal dildos share a lot of similarities and are designed to help you reach that all important orgasm via vaginal or anal penetration. The difference comes in the design. You see, whereas normal dildos are quite plain and boring, or just designed to look like a cock, fantasy dildos take things to the next level. Color wise, shape wise, and texture wise these dildos don't pull their punches, and nothing is off limit. If you can dream it (or rather fantasize about it), then you can fuck it!
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The 3 Best fantasy dildos in Test
We’ve all heard of Aquaman (and let’s be honest, most of us at some point have had some sort of fantasy involving Jason Momoa), and the Uberrime Aqua-King is a big, thick fantasy dildo that really allows you to live out your aquatic fantasies. Featuring exaggerated and rippling ribbing, a protruding and pronounced head, sext scales for texture and a harness friendly base, this silicone dildo might not look like a lot of the others, but boy oh boy it does the job! With its pearlescent aqua and gold coloring, it’s a beauty to behold, as well as a beauty to ride!
We’re starting off strong in this review with the Uberrime Aqua-King. It’s a long and girthy fantasy dildo with a lot of strange and unique features that helps it stand out from the crowd. The shape and texture of the dildo are fantastic and in keeping with the underwater aqua ‘theme’. Also, the harness-friendly base gives you options if you want to try this fantasy dildo out with a partner. It might not be a winner for those that are a little less adventurous or just want a more traditional dildo. Plus on top of that it’s not the cheapest toy ever. But on the whole the Uberrime Aqua-King is a fun, exciting, and different kind of dildo!
The Realm Draken
This long and tantalizing fantasy dildo is The Realm Draken – a one-of-a-kind fantasy sex you that looks as incredible as it feels. Made of soft, satin smooth silicone, it is a pleasure to ride! It also boasts the texture of dragon skin, being covered in lumps, bumps, ripples, scales, and all kinds of other patterns that will tease and please as they slide in and out of you. Want to make things interesting? It has been designed to attach to not only a harness, but also The Realm Drago Lock On Sword Handle, meaning the dragony dong can be wielded like a sword!
The Realm Draken is a fair fantasy dildo that certainly has its audience. It is shaped and scaled to replicate the skin of a dragon, and the textures are extreme and exciting. Being able to attach this dildo to The Realm Drago Lock On Sword Handle (or any other Lock On accessories) is a cool feature that plenty of people will definitely get a kick out of and make good use of. The texture of this dildo is where it stumbles quite a bit, in that it is going to be TOO textured for some people. The various lumps, bumps and nodules may feel uncomfortable to some people and put them off using it. Price wise it’s great, and even though it might not be the most comfortable toy ever, it’s still a decent enough toy if you want to try out a fantasy dildo.
Uberrime Igneus Smaug
If you’re taking your first tentative steps into the world of fantasy dildos, then there might be no better place to start than with the Uberrime Igneus Smaug. It might be small, but it certainly packs a punch! Designed to replicate the cock of a mythical dragon, it is textured and shaped for precision pleasure. For those of you not in the know, ‘igneus’ is an adjective which translates to fiery or on fire in Latin, and when you get down and dirty with this toy, you’ll understand that fiery passion! If you want a great starter fantasy dildo then look no further!
The Uberrime Igneus Smaug is exactly the kind of dildo you want to start with if you’ve got any interest in being able to use these kinds of exciting and exotic looking fantasy dildos. Designed to look like the dong of a mythical dragon, it is shaped and textured unlike any normal dildo. The Uberrime Igneus Smaug is smaller than some other dildos with a similar design, meaning it’s a great place to start if you’re wanting to train yourself to take larger sex toys. As we said, it’s an all-round great beginner/training dildo! The only downsides we see are that people who are more experienced or those who are used to larger sex toys might not get too much from this dildo, but it’s hardly a massive criticism!
More Toys to Fulfill Your Fabulous Fantasies
More fantasy dildos?! You want more?! Well, that’s fine with us! Here are some extra sex toys for you to feast your eyes on!
Why are Fantasy Dildos so Expensive?
When looking at dildos you’ll often find that fantasy dildos are on the pricier side of things. But why? Well, it’s simple really! Fantasy dildos are so expensive because they are more of a bespoke kind of sex toy. Unlike ordinary dildos, which are uniform in shape and often size, fantasy dildos have all kinds of sexy variations on them. While these variations and weird textures, protrusions, and shapes make fantasy dildos super pleasurable, it also makes them harder to produce. Therefore, companies have to spend more time, effort, and money making fantasy dildos, and these costs are ultimately passed on to you as the buyer of these sex toys.
How to use fantasy dildos
Using fantasy dildos isn’t actually that hard. Okay, they might look a little difficult and confusing to use, but they’re just as easy to use as any other dildo. So let’s go through how you use these fantastical toys!
Step one: Lube up!
We can’t overstate the importance of lubrication when it comes to fantasy dildos. Or any sex toys, for that matter! Lube helps keep things slippery and friction-free, meaning that you can have aaaaall of the fun with none of the pain, discomfort, or risk of injury. Making sure that your fantasy dildos are covered in a good water-based lube is super important if you want things to go without a hitch!
Step two: Take things slow!
There’s no rush when using your fantasy dildis. It’s all about enjoying yourself and savoring the strange yet sexily sensual sensations that using such a toy brings. As you slide it in, enjoy the feel of the testures. Revel in the way those lumps, bumps, protrusions, and shapes make your body feel. If you’re properly lubed up they will slide in with no issues, and you’ll be able to fully enjoy the unique and fantastic fantasy feelings that these dildos provide!
Step three: Keep things clean!
So you’ve finished using your fantasy dildos and you’re fully satisfied and all orgasmed out. What next? Well, instead of just throwing your toys in the draw and forgetting about them til next time, you need to give them a good clean. It’s essential if you want to avoid the build up of bacteria and germs! You can find out more in the ‘How to clean fantasy dildos’ section!
How to clean fantasy dildos
A happy fantasy dildo is a clean fantasy dildo! That's what they say. Well, that's what WE say! So here are a few useful resources that will help you keep things clean and make sure your fantasy dildo is in tip-top condition!
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.
Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.
If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.