Best Fantasy Dildos & Cheaper Bad Dragon Alternatives

Josh Gill
by Josh Gill
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If you’re on a quest to find the perfect fantasy dildos for you, then trust us when we say that we’ve reviewed 3 of the most fantastical fantasy dildos available! No matter what kind of thing you’re after, we’re sure we’ve got something just for you! And not only have we looked at some peculiar personal pleasers, but we’ve also thrown in some sexy extras to make sure that your experience is a sexy and memorable as possible! But wait, there’s more! We’ve even got some hints and tips for you that will make buying, owning, and using a fantasy dildo even easier. This really is your one-stop review!
Test winnerThe Realm DrakenBeginner
Uberrime Aqua-King
The Realm Draken
Uberrime Igneus Smaug
Uberrime Aqua-KingThe Realm DrakenUberrime Igneus Smaug
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Testing the best fantasy dildos - how we did it!

How on earth did we test the best fantasy dildos out there? Well, it took us a while but the process was quite simple, really! Firstly we started by consulting with our network of freelances that we have around the world. We wanted to know if they’d tried out any of these fantasy dildos, and if so what were their experiences with them. We wanted the positives AND the negatives – after all, that’s what we needed to know if we wanted to write a fair and unbiased review! Next up we threw things over to our sex toy testing team in order for them to cast their expert eyes on these toys. They were able to check them out in great detail and find out things that your average user might not necessarily know. Once we had aaaall this invaluable information, we were able to write our review! So as you can see, it was a real team effort!

Testing the best fantasy dildos - how we did it!

FAQ

Are fantasy dildos better than normal dildos?
No - they're just different! Neither is better than the other, and they give you different kinds of sexual experiences. While some people prefer the more natural looking and traditional shaped dildos, others prefer that element of fantasy and find it a big turn on!
What lubrication can I use with my fantasy dildos?
Water-based lubrication is the way to go! It's a fantastic type of lubrication. It is body-safe meaning it won't cause you any harm, toy-safe meaning it won't damage your dildos, and easy to clean meaning there will be no messy, sticky residue.
Are silicone fantasy dildos safe to use?
Yes! Silicone is one of the most body-safe sex toy materials out there, and repeated and prolonged use is absolutely fine! There will be no harmful side effects. In fact the worst thing that will happen is you'll just tire yourself out! Just make sure you give silicone fantasy dildos a good clean when you've finished using them!

What are fantasy dildos?

Fantasy dildos are similar yet different to your average dildo. Function wise fantasy dildos and normal dildos share a lot of similarities and are designed to help you reach that all important orgasm via vaginal or anal penetration. The difference comes in the design. You see, whereas normal dildos are quite plain and boring, or just designed to look like a cock, fantasy dildos take things to the next level. Color wise, shape wise, and texture wise these dildos don't pull their punches, and nothing is off limit. If you can dream it (or rather fantasize about it), then you can fuck it!

The 3 Best fantasy dildos in Test

1 Test winner

Uberrime Aqua-King

Design:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the fantasy dildo.

95/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

70/100
Quality:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

70/100
Price:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 4.5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Uberrime Aqua-King.

4.5/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 5.0 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

5.0/5.0

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We’ve all heard of Aquaman (and let’s be honest, most of us at some point have had some sort of fantasy involving Jason Momoa), and the Uberrime Aqua-King is a big, thick fantasy dildo that really allows you to live out your aquatic fantasies. Featuring exaggerated and rippling ribbing, a protruding and pronounced head, sext scales for texture and a harness friendly base, this silicone dildo might not look like a lot of the others, but boy oh boy it does the job! With its pearlescent aqua and gold coloring, it’s a beauty to behold, as well as a beauty to ride!

Use it in a harness, stick it to a flat surface or just hold on to it.

Uberrime Aqua-King test
Uberrime Aqua-King features
Recommended for the beginner and intermediate

The Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Uberrime Aqua-King if you...
You should buyWant to use a fantasy dildo
You should buyLike a long and thick dildo
You should buyWant to try something different
You should NOT buy the Uberrime Aqua-King if you...
You should NOT buyPrefer more realistic dildos
You should NOT buyWant something more affordable
You should NOT buyAre looking for something smaller
Uberrime Aqua-King features
Features
MaterialsSilicone 
Length7.5 inches
Width1.75 inches
WaterproofYes 
AllergiesPhthalate-free 
Pros
ProsVery thick and long
ProsGreat feeling textures
ProsHarness-friendly base
Cons
ConsMight be too textured for some
ConsNot for the less adventurous
ConsQuite pricey dor a dildo
Conclusion

We’re starting off strong in this review with the Uberrime Aqua-King. It’s a long and girthy fantasy dildo with a lot of strange and unique features that helps it stand out from the crowd. The shape and texture of the dildo are fantastic and in keeping with the underwater aqua ‘theme’. Also, the harness-friendly base gives you options if you want to try this fantasy dildo out with a partner. It might not be a winner for those that are a little less adventurous or just want a more traditional dildo. Plus on top of that it’s not the cheapest toy ever. But on the whole the Uberrime Aqua-King is a fun, exciting, and different kind of dildo!

2 The Realm Draken

The Realm Draken

Design:

Rating: The Realm Draken was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the fantasy dildo.

70/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: The Realm Draken was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

60/100
Quality:

Rating: The Realm Draken was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

90/100
Price:

Rating: The Realm Draken was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is cheap compared to other fantasy dildos.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: The Realm Draken was rated 3.5 out of 5, which means it is a top tier sex toy rated amongst the best.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the The Realm Draken.

3.5/5.0

User rating:

Rating: The Realm Draken was rated 3.0 out of 5, which means it is a top tier sex toy rated amongst the best.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

3.0/5.0

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Rating star3/5SheVibe (1)

This long and tantalizing fantasy dildo is The Realm Draken – a one-of-a-kind fantasy sex you that looks as incredible as it feels. Made of soft, satin smooth silicone, it is a pleasure to ride! It also boasts the texture of dragon skin, being covered in lumps, bumps, ripples, scales, and all kinds of other patterns that will tease and please as they slide in and out of you. Want to make things interesting? It has been designed to attach to not only a harness, but also The Realm Drago Lock On Sword Handle, meaning the dragony dong can be wielded like a sword!

The Realm Draken test
The Realm Draken features
Recommended for the beginner and intermediate

The The Realm Draken was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the The Realm Draken if you...
You should buyWant an affordable fantasy dildo
You should buyEnjoy the feel of lots of textures
You should buyAre looking for a harness-compatible toy
You should NOT buy the The Realm Draken if you...
You should NOT buyWant a less textured dildo
You should NOT buyPrefer easier to use toys
You should NOT buyAre looking for something more premium
The Realm Draken features
Features
MaterialsSilicone 
Length7.75 inches
Insertable length7.25 inches
Width1.75 inches
WaterproofYes 
AllergiesPhthalate-free 
Pros
ProsStrange and exotic textures
ProsNice cheap price
ProsCan be used with Lock On compatible accessories
Cons
ConsDesign might not be to everyones liking
ConsMight feel uncomfortable inside you
Conclusion

The Realm Draken is a fair fantasy dildo that certainly has its audience. It is shaped and scaled to replicate the skin of a dragon, and the textures are extreme and exciting. Being able to attach this dildo to The Realm Drago Lock On Sword Handle (or any other Lock On accessories) is a cool feature that plenty of people will definitely get a kick out of and make good use of. The texture of this dildo is where it stumbles quite a bit, in that it is going to be TOO textured for some people. The various lumps, bumps and nodules may feel uncomfortable to some people and put them off using it. Price wise it’s great, and even though it might not be the most comfortable toy ever, it’s still a decent enough toy if you want to try out a fantasy dildo.

3 Beginner

Uberrime Igneus Smaug

Design:

Rating: Uberrime Igneus Smaug was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the fantasy dildo.

80/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Uberrime Igneus Smaug was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

80/100
Quality:

Rating: Uberrime Igneus Smaug was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

100/100
Price:

Rating: Uberrime Igneus Smaug was rated 3 out of 5, which means it neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Medium
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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Uberrime Igneus Smaug was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Uberrime Igneus Smaug.

5.0/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Uberrime Igneus Smaug was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

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If you’re taking your first tentative steps into the world of fantasy dildos, then there might be no better place to start than with the Uberrime Igneus Smaug. It might be small, but it certainly packs a punch! Designed to replicate the cock of a mythical dragon, it is textured and shaped for precision pleasure. For those of you not in the know, ‘igneus’ is an adjective which translates to fiery or on fire in Latin, and when you get down and dirty with this toy, you’ll understand that fiery passion! If you want a great starter fantasy dildo then look no further!

Uberrime Igneus Smaug test
Uberrime Igneus Smaug features
Recommended for the beginner

The Uberrime Igneus Smaug was rated 20 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Uberrime Igneus Smaug if you...
You should buyAre a beginner to fantasy dildos
You should buyWant something that's not too big
You should buyLike the pointed and curved design
You should NOT buy the Uberrime Igneus Smaug if you...
You should NOT buyDon't think you can handle fantasy dildos
You should NOT buyWant something more 'traditionally' shaped
You should NOT buyNeed a bigger fantasy dildo
Uberrime Igneus Smaug features
Features
MaterialsSilicone 
Length6.37 inches
Insertable length5.5 inches
Width1.67 inches
WaterproofYes 
AllergiesPhthalate-free 
Pros
ProsGreat beginner fantasy dildo
ProsCompact and discreet
ProsSoft yet firm
Cons
ConsToo small for some
ConsNo suction cup base
ConsNot for more advanced users
Conclusion

The Uberrime Igneus Smaug is exactly the kind of dildo you want to start with if you’ve got any interest in being able to use these kinds of exciting and exotic looking fantasy dildos. Designed to look like the dong of a mythical dragon, it is shaped and textured unlike any normal dildo. The Uberrime Igneus Smaug is smaller than some other dildos with a similar design, meaning it’s a great place to start if you’re wanting to train yourself to take larger sex toys. As we said, it’s an all-round great beginner/training dildo! The only downsides we see are that people who are more experienced or those who are used to larger sex toys might not get too much from this dildo, but it’s hardly a massive criticism!

Comparison of the 3 best fantasy dildos

Uberrime Aqua-King
Uberrime Aqua-King
The Realm Draken
The Realm Draken
Uberrime Igneus Smaug
Uberrime Igneus Smaug
BestTest winner The Realm Draken Beginner
Overall score4.8 / 5.0 3.3 / 5.0 -
Bedbible rating4.5 / 5.0 3.5 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 5 users
3 / 5.0
from 1 users
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PriceLow Low Medium
Design95 / 100 70 / 100 80 / 100
Ease of use70 / 100 60 / 100 80 / 100
Quality70 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100
Sound---
Power---
Buzzy/Rumbly---
MaterialsSilicone Silicone Silicone
Length7.5 inches7.75 inches6.37 inches
Width1.75 inches1.75 inches1.67 inches
WaterproofYes Yes Yes
AllergiesPhthalate-free Phthalate-free Phthalate-free
Insertable length-7.25 inches5.5 inches
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More Toys to Fulfill Your Fabulous Fantasies

More fantasy dildos?! You want more?! Well, that’s fine with us! Here are some extra sex toys for you to feast your eyes on!

The Realm Drago Lock-On Dragon Fantasy Dildo Handle

The Realm Drago Lock-On Dragon Fantasy Dildo Handle

The Realm Drago Lock-On Dragon Fantasy Dildo Handle

Want to attach your dildo to the hilt of a sword? Well with the Realm Drago Lock-On Dragon Fantasy Dildo Handle that’s exactly what you can do! It gives you or your partner a unique amount of control over how and where the dildo is used, and also brings an extra medieval, fantasy edge to proceedings in the bedroom. It’s a unique accessory that fantasy lovers won’t be able to resist!

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Rouge Garments Devil Tail

Rouge Garments Devil Tail

Rouge Garments Devil Tail

The Rouge Garments Devil Tail is a hand braided leather single tail whip. It is made out of leather and features a loop wrist strap which allows for extra control and support. It is easy to hold and sits nicely in your palm, and a round leather ball at the end keeps things from getting out of hand. Literally! It might not look like much, but it’s got it where it counts! Use it just like a dragon’s tail, whipping and flicking it, dishing out equal amounts of pleasure and pain!

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Under The Sea Kit

Under The Sea Kit

Under The Sea Kit

If you want an all-in-one sex toy kit that features a fantasy dildo, then why not try out the Under The Sea Kit. In this set you get an Iroha Petit Shell Stroker, an Icicles No. 24 Glass Tentacle Dildo, a bottle of Intimate Earth Hydra Water Based Lube, and finally some Neva Nude Holographic Pasties. This kit is a great price, the items are all high quality, and it’s got all you need if you want to go explore your freaky fantasy side!

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Scylla Dual Stimulation Wand Attachment

Scylla Dual Stimulation Wand Attachment

Scylla Dual Stimulation Wand Attachment

If you like both your holes being teased at once then maybe the Scylla Dual Stimulation Wand Attachment can help you out. It’s interesting shape and ability to attach to a vibrating sex wand makes it an exciting and super stimulating fantasy dildo that will ensure both your holes get in on the action! The longest part can plunge up to 5.25 inches inside you, while the short side will slide in a pleasing 3.5 inches. It’s enough to leave you weak at the knees!

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Why are Fantasy Dildos so Expensive?

question mark iconWhen looking at dildos you’ll often find that fantasy dildos are on the pricier side of things. But why? Well, it’s simple really! Fantasy dildos are so expensive because they are more of a bespoke kind of sex toy. Unlike ordinary dildos, which are uniform in shape and often size, fantasy dildos have all kinds of sexy variations on them. While these variations and weird textures, protrusions, and shapes make fantasy dildos super pleasurable, it also makes them harder to produce. Therefore, companies have to spend more time, effort, and money making fantasy dildos, and these costs are ultimately passed on to you as the buyer of these sex toys.

How to use fantasy dildos

Using fantasy dildos isn’t actually that hard. Okay, they might look a little difficult and confusing to use, but they’re just as easy to use as any other dildo. So let’s go through how you use these fantastical toys!

How to use fantasy dildos

Step one: Lube up!

Step one: Lube up!

We can’t overstate the importance of lubrication when it comes to fantasy dildos. Or any sex toys, for that matter! Lube helps keep things slippery and friction-free, meaning that you can have aaaaall of the fun with none of the pain, discomfort, or risk of injury. Making sure that your fantasy dildos are covered in a good water-based lube is super important if you want things to go without a hitch!

Step two: Take things slow!

How to use fantasy dildos

There’s no rush when using your fantasy dildis. It’s all about enjoying yourself and savoring the strange yet sexily sensual sensations that using such a toy brings. As you slide it in, enjoy the feel of the testures. Revel in the way those lumps, bumps, protrusions, and shapes make your body feel. If you’re properly lubed up they will slide in with no issues, and you’ll be able to fully enjoy the unique and fantastic fantasy feelings that these dildos provide!

How to use fantasy dildos
How to use fantasy dildos

Step three: Keep things clean!

Step three: Keep things clean!

So you’ve finished using your fantasy dildos and you’re fully satisfied and all orgasmed out. What next? Well, instead of just throwing your toys in the draw and forgetting about them til next time, you need to give them a good clean. It’s essential if you want to avoid the build up of bacteria and germs! You can find out more in the ‘How to clean fantasy dildos’ section!

How to clean fantasy dildos

A happy fantasy dildo is a clean fantasy dildo! That's what they say. Well, that's what WE say! So here are a few useful resources that will help you keep things clean and make sure your fantasy dildo is in tip-top condition!

Porous
materials

Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.

Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.

Non-propous
materials

Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.

Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.

The toys with electrical
components

If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.

Author
Josh Gill
Josh Gill

As a trained journalist and a freelance writer, I never thought I’d fall into writing about sex toys. But here I am, and I must say, I’m glad I’m here! There’s a whole world of sex toys out there that can be enjoyed by men, women, and everything in between, and if I can get across my passions via my writing, then I’m certainly doing something right! Everyone loves sex, and everyone should be able to express that love however they want and with whomever they choose. Besides, who says men can’t enjoy sex toys too? Certainly not me!

Age: 34
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
All-time favorite sex toy: Fleshlight Review
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