If you love having orgasms and have wondered how you can become a sex toy reviewer, you have landed in the right place! Bed Bible is currently creating a waiting list of people, just like you, who want to play with sex toys and share your opinions with everyone in internet-land. However, if you just can’t wait to become a sex toy reviewer, read on for tips on landing your sex toy dream job.
Get on the Short List and Become a Sex Toy Reviewer for Bed Bible
As you already may know, Bed Bible is an emerging website talking about sex, sex toys and orgasms. However, what you may not know is that we are building these pages to be a sex toy review site too! As a result, we are looking for people who want to get their hands-on free sex toys in exchange for your honest opinion.
So, we are looking for adventurous couples, hes, shes, them, zes and non-binary people in the United States, who are 18 years of age and older and want to get free samples of sex toys. It doesn’t matter if you’re single, coupled, young or young at heart, we need your unique perspective.
Do I Need Special Skills to Become a Sex Toy Reviewer for Bed Bible?
You don’t need any special skills in order to become a sex toy reviewer for Bed Bible. Nonetheless, we do have the following requirements:
- You must have genitals.
- Have to enjoy having orgasms, or at least trying to get there.
- Be between the ages of 18 and infinity.
- You must be adventurous and willing to try something new and exciting.
- Must be able to express your opinion in words besides “oooooh and aaaaah.”
Does that sound good to you? If so, email me with “Sex Toy Reviewer” in the subject line, along with a little bit about yourself. Then, you will be added to our waiting list to become a sex toy tester for Bed Bible.
But keep in mind, the more you tell me about yourself and why you’d like to test sex toys for Bed Bible, the better chance you’ll have of being part of our exclusive group of sex toy reviewers. No, I don’t need your social security number or penis size, I just want to hear about you.
Will I Get Paid for Being a Sex Toy Tester at Bed Bible?
If you are chosen to be a sex toy reviewer for Bed Bible, don’t quit your day job! We won’t be sending you cash. But you will receive the sex toys you test for free and you’ll get to keep them forever. Who doesn’t want free sex toys? So, if you’re interested in being one of my VIP sex toy testers, follow the instructions above and drop me an email.
Where Can I Get Free Samples of Sex Toys?
Wouldn’t it be great if sex shops handed out free sex toy samples like the grocery stores do with tasty, new foods on toothpicks or in little paper cups? Well, sex shops may not be handing out free sex toy samples, but Bed Bible is! You can get free samples of sex toys by becoming a sex toy reviewer for Bed Bible.
However, if you just cannot wait to wrap your genitals around the latest and greatest sex toys, here are the tips you need to become a sex toy reviewer or maybe even get paid to test sex toys.
Other Ways to Become a Sex Toy Reviewer
If you’d like to become a sex toy reviewer, there are a few ways for you to do so. But you must keep in mind that there are a lot of people out there, just like you, that want to receive free sex toys or get paid for testing brand-new sex toy designs. Therefore, you need to stand out from the crowd and prove yourself as creative, dynamic and dependable.
The following tips are tried and true ways to become a sex toy tester, either by hosting your own review site or by becoming a toy tester for a manufacturer or online adult product site.
How Do I Become a Sex Toy Reviewer?
Starting a Sex Toy Review Blog
One of the roads to becoming a sex toy reviewer is paved with hard work, SEO knowledge and being savvy at social media; starting a sex toy review blog. This entails a great deal of work as well as the ability to write well enough to keep visitors engaged and coming back for more. Plus, you need the SEO smarts so that Google recognizes your blog and ranks it to where people can find you.
Then, you’ll need to be a social media guru and promote your blog on platforms like Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Yes, this takes a great deal of time and effort. But, if you love writing and are willing to put in the hard work, you could become sex-toy-reviewer-royalty like Hey Epiphora.
I bow down in the presence of her sex toy blogger genius.
Once you have your blog established, are ranking in searches and have a good chunk of interesting and unique content, you can begin reaching out to sex toy companies, if they haven’t already approached you.
For instance, companies like Fun Factory, Doc Johnson and Lovehoney may be willing to send you sex toys to review if you can show them you have a successful blog. In addition, you can reach out to individual sex toy websites like adultshopit, that uses bloggers exclusively to get the word out about their adult products.
Just remember, you must be persistent and prove yourself by writing interesting and thorough reviews for every single sex toy you receive. After all, the last thing a company wants is to be ghosted after sending you their adult products for free.
That’s the online equivalent of a one-night-stand.
Then, once you have developed a working relationship with sex toy companies, they will send you free sex toys time and time again.
How to Find a Job as an Adult Toy and Product Tester?
The second way to become a sex toy reviewer is to find a job as an adult toy and product tester. For example, companies like Wow Tech hire folks to use and review their sex toys and may pay you a nominal fee, let you keep the sex toy or both. However, you’ll have to sign a non-disclosure agreement and agree not to share your insider knowledge with anyone.
Sex toys are a cut-throat and competitive market!
In addition, companies like Lovehoney will pour through their online product reviews looking for interesting writers and will offer them a position as a sex toy reviewer. And, if you’re really good, you may even become a Lovehoney super-secret sex toy tester!
So, next time you want to order a new bedroom plaything, create a Lovehoney account, review that sex toy following their guidelines and cross your fingers that they see your sheer sex toy reviewer talent.
Finally, you can find a job as an adult toy and product tester by setting up a Google search alert. Simply use phrases like “sex toy reviewer jobs” and “become a sex toy tester”. Then, when Google crawls the web and finds those phrases, they will send the links right to your inbox.
Do You Have What It Takes to Review Sex Toys?
Do you have what it takes to review sex toys? Certainly, if you’ve ever wanted to have your own blog and you love sex toys and adventure, you can become a sex toy reviewer. You just need to put in the hard work! However, if you’re not the creative type or simply don’t have the time to devote to a blog, you can find other ways to become a sex toy tester.
Remember, you must be able to express yourself clearly and know how to put your feelings into words. For example, if the clitoral stimulator, with which you spent the night, gave you the best orgasm of your life, you have to translate that orgasmic deliciousness into words while explaining the parts of the sex toy that rocked your world.
So, if you think you have what it takes to become a sex toy reviewer, drop me a line and become a Bed Bible sex toy tester. I look forward to hearing about you. Or, venture out on your own and become the next best sex toy blogger ever!