The 10 Best Realistic Dildos for the Most Lifelike Loving
Our reviews of realistic dildos explained
When you’re reading through our review of the best realistic dildos out there, you’ll notice 2 things: firstly we’ve provided a thorough write-up of each toy, delving into each and every aspect of them, and secondly, we have some really easy-to-read scales where we have rated them in various areas. Why did we do this?
Well, not everyone is going to have the time to read through each and every realistic dildo review, so we wanted to make things simpler for them. Including some handy scales allows people to understand our general thoughts and opinions at only a glance, and if they like what they see they can carry on and delve into our in-depth, unbiased write-up that looks at the positives and negatives of each thing!
How to choose a realistic dildo
Choosing a realistic dildo isn’t always the easiest thing to do. There are a lot of things you need to consider. But where do you start? Well here are a few of the things that you need to keep in mind when shopping for a realistic dildo!
- Features – Most realistic dildos are similar to each other in a lot of ways, but also very different. Some are textured and others are smooth, some vibrate, some have a suction cup to attach to a wall, some are anal-safe while others aren’t etc. Think about what kind of experience you want!
- Color – Sometimes the feel of a realistic dildo isn’t enough, and you want the full package. So to speak. That’s why some people go for skin colored dildos, to add that cherry on top to the realism. Others prefer something colorful and bright to use. It’s a personal choice!
- Materials – There are materials that are body-safe such as silicone, and there are materials that AREN’T body-safe. Always check what your realistic dildo is made out of, as the idea is to have fun – not cause yourself any harm!
- Size/thickness – The size and thickness of realistic dildos is part of what makes them so…well, realistic! Some people like to go deep, some people like a good stretch, others not so much. Have a look at the length and width of the dildo before buying and figure out if you can handle it or not!
- Price – At the end of the day it all comes down to the bottom line. How much something costs. You can get realistic dildos in all kinds of shapes and sizes, and you can pay quite a lot for some of them. But it doesn’t have to be that way – there are always affordable options out there. Always stick to your budget!
What are realistic dildos?
Realistic dildos are sex toys that are designed specifically to look like real life cocks. They emulate the size, shape, texture, feel, and even movement of a real human penis. They do this in a variety of ways: Firstly the material they use to make the realistic dildos is very important - it needs to feel soft, fleshy, and even warm, just like a real person. Secondly it needs a great feel to it, so the realistic dildos need to be a little bit flexible, or even feature a dual-core (which is essentially a harder shaft surrounded by softer silicone or TPE). But the main thing they can do to make realistic dildos look so lifelike is to accurately replicate the looks, down to the veins, the lumps and bumps, and all the minute details that make it more than just your average dildo!
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The 10 Best realistic dildos in Test
Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe
The Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe is a realistic dildo that comes in at 6 inches in length. If fulfilling play is the name of the game, the textured shaft, raised veins, swollen head, and realistic skin tone are sure to have you convinced! Whether you use it on its own, suction cup it to a wall, or attach it to a harness, it will perfectly massage your G-spot or P-spot! That’s right – it’s anal-safe too! And because it’s made out of silicone, you can be absolutely sure that it’s body-safe!
The Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe looks fantastic and isn’t the worst realistic dildo that you’re going to find on this list. Coming in at 6 inches long, it has a 5-inch insertable length that can be used manually, with the suction cup, or attached to a harness. You have plenty of options! As for downsides, you’ll find that the Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe is kind of hard…TOO hard. So much so that some might find it to be uncomfortable. While it does have some bend to it, it also lacks some flexibility. And then of course some people might want a dildo that goes a little deeper. But that doesn’t take away from the fact that it’s a decent enough realistic dildo that will get the job done.
Blush Dr. Skin
If you’re on the hunt for an amazing-looking realistic dildo, then the Blush Dr. Skin could be just the thing you’re looking for. With a gentle curve and smooth ridges, you have 5.75 inches of insertable length, and 1.5 inches of stretch. So whether it’s going in your vagina or your ass, it’s a real treat! It features a suction cup meaning it will stick to nearly any smooth, flat, non-porous surface. So if you want to take this little bad boy into the shower you can do it for some hands-free fun! Coming in a range of realistic colors, you can strap the Blush Dr. Skin to a harness for some fun with your partner!
If you were to just look at the Blush Dr. Skin realistic dildo, you’d probably imagine it’s an amazing toy. We can understand why – it looks fantastic, it is bendy and has a lot of human-like qualities. It can go nice and deep while offering a sexy stretch too! Plus it can be attached to a wall or a harness, so you have options. But it falls down because of the material that it is made of PVC. This is a material known to cause people harm. Harmful chemicals can leech from the toy and into the body, so we’d say avoid this one if possible. If it were made of something more body-safe, we would totally go for this one, but as it is, we’ll steer clear, despite the very affordable price!
Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Classic
The Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Classic is an amazingly realistic dildo that comes complete with balls! It will be able to fulfill any and all lifelike vaginal or anal play fantasies! With 5.5 inches of insertable length, it is perfect for those starting out on their realistic dildo adventures. It features a pronounced head, veined shaft, and deliciously bulbous balls that will move and sway as you play! What extras does the Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Classic have? Well, its flared suction-cup base is perfect for hands-free fun, and if you want to get naughty with a partner it is also harness-compatible for strap-on play!
Lovehoney Curved Suction Cup Dildo
If you want to get into the smooth groove then the Lovehoney Curved Suction Cup Dildo is a great choice. With its gentle curve, this super-smooth silicone sausage will tease and please your special little spots inside. Whether it’s your P spot or your G spot, this dildo will hit the target. It’s not completely smooth though – it has a bulbous head that will feel great as it slides in and out. If you want to enjoy some hands-free fun, use the suction cup base or slide it into your favorite harness. And what’s more, you can transform the experience further by sliding a vibrator into the dildo’s hollow core. You’ll be buzzing about this realistic dildo!
The Lovehoney Curved Suction Cup Dildo is a great option whether you’re seeking vaginal play or anal play. The silicone body makes it safe to use, and the smooth, curved shape gives you a unique experience. It can pleasure your P-spot or G-spot (depending on where it goes), and the smooth shaft will cause no friction or issues as the gradual taper stretcher you the further you go. However, some people might find this dildo to be a little TOO smooth, and as such not the most realistic toy out there. Also, the curve might be a little tricky to handle, especially when you consider how rigid this dildo is. Still, it has a suction cup, is harness compatible, and can be transformed with a vibrator, so it’s not that bad after all!
Vixen Maverick VixSkin Realistic Dildo
The Vixen Maverick VixSkin Realistic Dildo is a toy that is made of the highest quality platinum silicone around. But it hides a sexy secret: beneath the amazing-looking exterior of the dildo is a dual-density core, meaning that while the outside is soft and smooth while the core is firmer and less forgiving. It makes for an ultra-realistic feeling dildo! Adding to that, this little (big) beauty will retain your body heat, meaning it adds that delicious extra-human layer! The Vixen Maverick VixSkin Realistic Dildo even has a suction cup and is harness compatible, meaning that you can have all kinds of fun no matter who you are or what you need!
When it comes to realistic dildos, the Vixen Maverick VixSkin Realistic Dildo is by far one of the best that we’ve seen. Why? Well, it’s not only because it looks awesome; it’s not only the fact that it’s got such a satisfying length and girth, but it’s that it has also got an insanely realistic feeling dual density core. It gives the dildo a realism that many other realistic dildos fail to capture! Okay, it’s fairly expensive, possibly too girthy for some, and probably not for beginners due to its overall size – but no dildo is 100% perfect! However, for those that value absolute realism above all else, the Vixen Maverick VixSkin Realistic Dildo is the champ!
Naughty Bits Ombre Hombre
If you want to inject a bit of a buzz into your masturbation sessions then the Naughty Bits Ombre Hombre is going to blow your mind! It is a rechargeable glitter-infused vibrating dildo made out of premium silicone for your safety and pleasure. It has 10 powerful vibration functions, buzzing in all kinds of powers and patterns. As far as realism goes it is incredibly detailed, with a throbbing head, vein-covered shaft, and textured balls. Recharge it quickly and easily with the USB cable for up to 1 hour of vibrating fun!
The Naughty Bits Ombre Hombre is a realistic dildo with a surprise up its sleeve! You see, as well as being a pretty great dildo, it also has a vibrating function. Well, 10 of them! These functions can be easily set and toddled through, so you can choose the exact level and amount of pleasure you want. When you have the power in your hands it feels extra good! So there is plenty to love about it! The Naughty Bits Ombre Hombre is kind of overly flexible, so if you want that lifelike rigidness you might want to look elsewhere. Also, it’s quite colorful and bright, and therefore lacks the realism in that department too…although when it’s nice and deep inside you doing its thing does it really matter?!
King Cock Ultra Realistic Dildo
The King Cock Ultra Realistic Dildo is 9 inches of realistic-looking love length! It is a large, extra-thick toy that will fulfill your supersize fantasies! Want to enjoy some internal tantalization? Well girthy and textured shaft will feel great as you slide it in nice and deep. Plus if you’re into having hands-free fun then the strong suction cup gives you the option of sticking it to a wall and going to town on it. The PVC is firm but flexible and was designed for comfortable insertion whether you’re having fun vaginally or anally!
The King Cock Ultra Realistic Dildo is huge. Like, that’s definitely its number 1 selling feature. Size-wise it’s both very long and extremely girthy, meaning that it will fill you up and ensure that you really work out your vagina and/or butt as you use it. It looks fantastic, with the shaft and head being textured as if it’s a real-life cock. Normally this would be a double thumbs up from us! Unfortunately, the King Cock Ultra Realistic Dildo massively falls down because of the material it is made out of. PVC is not a desirable or body-safe material, therefore despite its many good qualities, we would recommend thinking twice about buying this realistic dildo.
Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe Thrusting & Rotating Dildo
Feel the power of the Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe Thrusting & Rotating Dildo as it thrusts, twists turns, teases, and tantalizes you to ecstasy! It is a realistic thrusting and rotating dildo featuring raised veins, a bulbous head, and delicious balls that will deliver delightfully authentic sensations. It is made out of a sensual and super-silky silicone which offers stupendously lifelike sensations. And to top it all off the strong suction cup offers hands-free fun, while the harness compatibility allows you to have all kinds of realistic dildo fun with a partner! This Lovehoney Thrust is an absolute must!
The Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe Thrusting & Rotating Dildo will pleasure you in a variety of ways. In theory. It thrusts AND rotates, and each can be controlled via buttons at the base of the toy. Size and texture-wise, this toy is pretty average, though realistic dildos don’t always have to be massive to please. So some people may actually find the average size quite a change and a turn-on. The downsides? Well unfortunately it’s not as powerful as you might think. The motor is quite weak and therefore is a little too unreliable. Also size-wise it’s not the biggest, so those that are more experienced with realistic dildos may be a kind of disappointed. Still, if you can look past its flaws you might find it’s a lot of fun.
Colours DP Pleasures Double Dildo
If double penetration is something that you love then the Colours DP Pleasures Double Dildo will make sure that you’re fully satisfied! It has been realistically molded and looks incredibly lifelike, despite the bright colors. Cast in a high-quality silicone, this stunning double dildo makes double penetration not only possible but also fun and easy! The two different sides are different sizes, so you can experiment and mix things up in order to spice up those DP fantasies! Yesss!
Okay, we’ll just come right out and say it: the Colours DP Pleasures Double Dildo is amazing if you like double penetration. Coming in a range of eye-catching colors, it is designed with a long thick end, and a shorter thinner end, meaning you can pick and choose what goes where! It is also rigid enough to be able to keep it in place as you slide the shorter end in too – it’s not going to bend or flex and become tricky to use. Double penetration isn’t for everyone though (and that’s alright), so this might not be a toy that everyone will get along with. But that’s just a personal preference thing tho, and doesn’t take anything away from the awesomeness of the Colours DP Pleasures Double Dildo itself!
Big Shot Squirting Dong
Just imagine riding a real cock…you know the games are over when it ejaculates! Well, that’s exactly what the Big Shot Squirting Dong aims to replicate. You can make it ejaculate the liquid of your choice at the exact perfect moment of ecstasy for you! And not only that, but this super realistic dildo also has vibrating functions, so it really feels like it’s working up to that point or crescendo! It has a dual-density shaft meaning it feels incredible, and it can be charged to full power in around 3 hours. This will give you up to 3 hours of fun with it all over again! So the Big Shot Squirting Dong allows your dildo to have a happy ending too!
If you want to be finned up with some kind of warm fluid, then the Big Shot Squirting Dong is just the thing you’re going to need. Select the liquid of your choice, fill it up, and go to town on yourself. When you’re ready to feel your dildo have a happy ending, just hit the button and enjoy the sensation of being ejaculated into. It’s that simple! It’s not a tricky system to use! The dildo itself is well sized and will give you a good stretch no matter which hole it goes in. And to make things even better it has 10 vibration functions and a suction cup, meaning that you can ride this bad boy completely hands-free! Yes the recharge time is a little long at 3 hours, but its battery life is equally long (if used properly and within reason). Overall the Big Shot Squirting Dong is a great toy that gives you a reward for all your hard cock-riding work!
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How to use realistic dildos
So you’ve got yourself a realistic dildo, and you’re wondering how exactly you use it? Well it’s simple, really! We’re going to take you through a few of the most important things! So let’s get to it!
Make sure you're lubricated!
Pro-tip #1 would always be to make sure that you and your realistic dildos are thoroughly lubed up! It keeps things friction free slippery! A good water-based lube will ensure that you have no issues when it comes to sliding those realistic dildos exactly where they need to be!
Take things slow!
There’s no need to rush and jump in two feet first when using your realistic dildos. You’re going to get more out of it if you take things slow and steady, really enjoying the sensations as you tease yourself with them and slide them inside. Savor the textures, revel in the stretch, and enjoy every moment of it! There’s no rush!
Keep things clean!
Getting dirty is all well and good, but making sure things are cleaned up and in good condition when you’re finished is just as important! Cleaning your realistic dildos with warm water and sex toy cleaner (or failing that mild soap) will help keep things hygienic. To find out more check out the ‘How to clean realistic dildos’ section.
How to clean realistic dildos
Keeping your realistic dildos clean is one of the most essential parts of owning them. It ensures that they're safe to use time after time. So how do you keep them in tip-top condition? Well, here are a few resources that will help you out!
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.
Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.
If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.