The 8 Best Penis Pumps for Pumped Up Pleasure
How we tested the best penis pumps
There’s a lot more to testing penis pumps than just sticking your cock in there and giving it a go! In fact, we spent close to 70 hours going through all these pumps, researching, photographing, studying, fact-finding, reviewing, and generally making sure we’ve covered every aspect of them!
We questioned people who had actually used these penis pumps, asking for their honest and unbiased opinions. Because who knows these pumps better than the people that have been down and dirty in the trenches with them! We also got our team of sex toy testing experts to find each and every positive and negative of the pumps, so we could present you with the full facts!
How Does a Penis Pump Work?
Penis pumps work by creating a vacuum around your penis, which draws blood into it. This starts to make your cock harder and longer. It also helps you maintain those erections for longer! Penis pumps will also help make your penis more sensitive, meaning the naughty times are going to feel EXTRA awesome. They have fantastic short-term effects!
What to Look for in a Penis Pump
When shopping for penis pumps what are the primary things you need to look for? It’s a good question, and we’re going to go through some of the most important things to keep an eye out for!
- Quality materials – When buying a penis pump you’re going to want to ensure that the quality of the materials it is made out of is high. You don’t want a pump that is made of materials that will cause you any harm. Similarly, you’ll also want to ensure that you’re purchasing a well-put-together pump too!
- Vacuum limiter – Your penis pump is going to create a vacuum that will draw blood into your penis. That’s the entire point of a penis pump! But there are limits, and too strong of a vacuum could cause your penis a lot of damage! So check that your pump has a vacuum limiter.
- Correct size O-ring – In order to create a vacuum, you’ll need to create a seal at the base of your penis. The O-ring helps you do this. It’s the part that joins the pump to your body, and as such you want to be sure you’ve got one that will accommodate your girth while not being too large or too small. Just like Goldilocks, you want it to be just right!
- Correct size cylinder – In the same way that you need an O-ring that will accommodate the girth of your cock, you need to make sure you get a cylinder that can handle your length while erect! Most penis pumps should be able to handle average-sized cocks, but it’s still worth checking before you buy!
- Price – When it comes to penis pumps, you could easily get silly and spend a fortune. Here’s the thing though – you don’t need to! You can get affordable penis pumps that look and feel just as awesome as their more expensive counterparts. Always stick to your budgets, guys!
FAQ
What are penis pumps?
Penis pumps are special kind of pumps that you can slide your cock into. They create a vacuum within them that causes blood to be 'sucked' into the penis, meaning not only are your erections firmer, but also they last longer! Depending on which penis pump you get, it might be battery powered, run on electric, or even just be pumped manually using your own hand. Penis pumps are great accessories for not only people who want to experience a mightier erection, but also those genuinely suffering with some kind of erectile dysfunction. They really can be a lifesaver in the bedroom!
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The 8 Best Penis pumps in Test
Bathmate HYDROMAX7
The Bathmate HYDROMAX7 is a penis pump that will help you take things to the next level! Forget using the traditional air pump, this one employs the use of water to help bolster your boners. It has a sleek and stylish design and can be quickly and easily used – even when you’re in the bath or shower. As long as you’re sure you have a good seal around the bast of your cock, you can pump away to your heart’s content! Simple, right! And what makes this penis pump even better, is that you can even track how much your erection is growing as the side of the pump has measurements on there. The numbers don’t lie, and you can’t argue with the facts!
Pros
Cons
If you want to pump up your package with the use of water and water pressure, the Bathmate HYDROMAX7 is going to help you achieve that goal. To a degree! It is made of high-quality hard plastic and can be used regularly with little risk to your cock. With that being said, you’ll find that the learning curve is very steep, and you might struggle to use it properly. It’s all about perseverance and trial and error. If you have pubic hair you might also find that creating a seal will be problematic. Still, for a water-based penis pump, it will do its job well.
Size Matters Beginner Pump
If you’re new to the world of penis pumps then you’re going to want something easy to use and designed specifically for beginners. That’s where the Size Matters Beginner Pump comes in. It was made with those who have never tried penis pumps out in mind. The high-quality crystal-clear acrylic cube measures 8 inches and is ideal for 95% of men! It also comes with a TPR pump sleeve that will create an airtight seal – perfect for pumping! Also, the bulb-style pump is easy to hold and squeeze, maximizing your pumping! And the cherry on the cake is the price. The Size Matters Beginner Pump might be cheap, but it’s still awesome!
Pros
Cons
There’s no shame in never having used a penis pump before, and if you’re wanting to give it a go then the Size Matters Beginner Pump offers a great and affordable option. The materials are great, and they feel sturdy and durable. It can handle cocks up to 7.5 inches in length, so unless you’re a porn star or generally hung like a horse, you should be absolutely fine! Downsides? Sure, there are a couple! The pump tube attached to the top of the tube might come loose or detached, and overall it’s not the most exciting penis pump for those more advanced users. BUT for the price, and for how it helps beginner penis pump users get a foot in the door, it’s an absolute no-brainer!
Tracy Cox EDGE
The Tracy Cox EDGE is one of the most amazing and exciting electric air penis pumps that you can get your hands on. The strong and durable skin allows you to watch as your penis gets pumped bigger and bigger, and the soft cushioned base ensures that it won’t dig into your skin – no matter how much suction there is! It’s not manual, it’s electric, and luckily for you, it’s completely rechargeable, meaning you can charge it up, and you’re good to go whenever and wherever you need it. Want an added cheeky bonus? The Tracy Cox EDGE also comes with a pleasure attachment! Nice!
Pros
Cons
If you want to experiment with a combination of both pleasure and pumping, the Tracy Cox EDGE is as good a place to start as any. Able to handle up to 7.5 inches of cock, you shouldn’t have too much trouble getting this on. As it pumps it is designed to provide sensual jolts of pleasure through your cock, meaning that it’s more than just a pump; it’s verging on being a masturbator too! Price-wise it’s pretty mid-range, It’s not the most controllable pump ever, and some people might even find it to be painful while on the highest suction setting. So despite it purporting to be a pleasurable toy, for some people it’s really not going to be!
Pipedream Extreme Extender Pro
If you want a penis pump that is a little most sexy and exotic, then the Pipedream Extreme Extender Pro is one of the most fun and pleasurable toys you can choose! You can really step up your solo play with this buzzing, rumbling, teasing, vibrating, sucking stroker! It features 3 modes of intermittent suction to create accurate blowjob sensation sensations, and the 5 patterns of vibrations will keep your cock pleased for hours on end. All you have to do is plug it in! With a soft yet tight pussy opening, the Pipedream Extreme Extender Pro has an extendable tube that ensures that it fits perfectly every single time!
Pros
Cons
Okay, we’ll admit it – the Pipedream Extreme Extender Pro got us a bit hot under the collar. It looks great and feels fantastic, combining the features of a penis pump with a sucking and vibrating masturbator. It extends your meat at the same time as pleasing it! It has an extendable end, meaning that no matter what length your penis is, this pump can handle it! The vagina opening is soft and fleshy, while also creating a nice seal to the pump can create that all-important vacuum. It might not be the quietest of penis pumps though, and when you want to use it, it has to be plugged into the mains power. This might make it a little awkward and unwieldy to use. Also, the vagina opening might not appeal to everyone. However, if you like the look of the Pipedream Extreme Extender Pro, you’re more than likely going to be blown (or should we say sucked) away by it!
Colt Big Man Pump System
Hello there, big boy! The Colt Big Man Pump System features an easy-to-use heavy-duty tube pump that can be activated using an easy-squeeze trigger that sits comfortably in your hand. The clear tube allows you to watch as the blood rushes to your penis, expanding and engorging it to its maximum potential. It has a flexible removable silicone air hose that makes it extra easy to clean, and a quick-release air valve for when you’re ready to remove it. It might be big, but you can just look at it as a challenge: See how much of that acrylic tube you can fill with your freshly pumped penis!
Pros
Cons
They do say that bigger is better, and the Colt Big Man Pump System is a testament to that phrase! Made out of high quality materials, this will be able to fit even the largest of cocks and not break a sweat. Because it’s made of silicone you get the added erotic angle of being able to watch your cock grow and expand in real time. The manual pump is easy to use, and when you’re done pumping you can instantly release the vacuum using the quick release air valve. Is it large? Yes. Is it indiscreet? Yes. But does that matter when you’re powering up your erection to it’s highest potential? Not really! It might look like a bit of a beast, but we’d recommend giving the Colt Big Man Pump System a try – especially when it’s so affordable too!
FleshPump
The Fleshlight Fleshpump is an appropriately names penis pump that will bolster your boner the more you use it. It will help up your stamina, so you can last for longer in the bedroom, and leave you with a cock so inflated and hard that you’re not going to be able to believe it even belongs to you! With an insertable length of 7.5 inches, it will encapsulate most penises and leave them feeling full and satisfied. Once you’re happy with your size, all you need to do is open the quick release to break the vacuum’s seal, allow air to flow back into the penis pump, and release your meat and two vegs, so you can get down to some seriously inflated fun!
Pros
Cons
As far as penis pumps go, the Fleshlight Fleshpump is the most intriguingly straightforward name ever! It really will pump that flesh and help you get the bigger, harder penis of your dreams. And your partner’s dreams, for that matter! It is long enough to cover your shaft while still providing you with enough room to expand and grow once the automatic pump kicks in. You might struggle to get a proper seal around the base of your penis – especially if you have pubic hair. Also, when you do get that seal and a vacuum can be created, the quick release valve is a little too easy to accidentally catch and open up. With that being said though, the Fleshlight Fleshpump is an affordable and effective choice if you like high-quality, well-crafted automatic penis pumps.
Calexotics Optimum Smart Penis Pump
The Calexotics Optimum Smart Penis Pump is a neat, sleek, and modern-looking accessory that will help make your meat big enough to beat. It features a large transparent, 9.25-inch long tube that allows you to keep an eye on your peen’s progress. In order to make things a little easier, there are 3 exercise regimes pre-programmed into the Calexotics Optimum. It takes a lot of the hard work out of it, so you can just lay back, enjoy, and see and feel the effects. Want to use it on the go? No problem! It comes with a USB charger, meaning that no matter where you are in the world, you can always have power!
Pros
Cons
The Calexotics Optimum Smart Penis Pump looks great and does a fine job at making sure your penis is as rigid and strong as it could possibly be. This automatic pump will draw a vacuum quickly and effectively, expanding your love length to whole new lengths (and widths)! It can be used while on the go too, so whether you’re at home or whether you’re in a hotel room in the middle of nowhere, you can always keep it charged up and good to go. This pump has a strong suction, though the vacuum may be somewhat unreliable. For example, you might get it to the perfectly pleasurable pump level that you need, but if you want the Calexotics Optimum to maintain that same level of suction, you might find yourself having to continue pumping it.
Pipedream Pump Worx Max Precision
If you want to watch your penis get pumped up to some amazing proportions, then the Pipedream Pump Worx Max Precision is happy to oblige! Big enough to house most average sized cocks, you can draw a vacuum using the trigger-like pump. Record the pressure on your penis with the precision pressure gauge, and use the transparent tube (complete with measurement markings) to figure out exactly how much bigger your manhood is getting with each and every pump! Also included is a stamina ring, that will squeeze at the base of your cock and keep you even harder for even longer! On top of that the pump also comes with lubricant, toy cleaner and thickening cream. Everything you’d ever need!
Pros
Cons
The Pipedream Pump Worx Max Precision is an effective little pump that – when everything goes to plan – pumps your penis up to amazing proportions. The tube is transparent meaning you can watch the pump in action, and the trigger pump is a nice touch. It’s easy to hold and simple to draw that vacuum. If we’re going to look at the negatives though, you may find the Pipedream Pump Worx Max Precision a little too fussy for your liking. There’s the tube, a pipe, a trigger pump, a gauge, removable parts…it might get a little too much if you just want to crack on and use the penis pump! Also, it is made of PVC, which isn’t the most body safe of materials ever, meaning it could leech potentially harmful chemicals into your body!
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Can You Make Your Own Penis Pump?
Some penis pumps are fairly expensive, so we can understand why some people mind be begrudged to actually pay out for one. But then we often hear the question ‘can I make my own penis pump?’, and the answer is a resounding NO! You cannot make your own penis pump! Allow us to explain why. It’s fairly simple, really – It’s dangerous! Professionally manufactured penis pumps have been tested and put through their paces to ensure that they will cause you and your cock no harm. The pressure and vacuum levels have been carefully worked out by people far more clever and knowledgeable than us, and they are all generally designed with safety in mind. So don’t try making your own. And if you do…do so at your own peril! We would always recommend going for a professionally manufactured penis pump!
How to use penis pumps
How to actually use your penis pumps isn’t the most obvious thing in the world. After all, they are kind of strange looking things! So let’s go through a few key points of using your penis pump!
Put it on your penis!
It’s probably obvious by now, but penis pumps go on your penis! So when you’re ready to give it a whirl, slide it over your erect penis, taking care not to catch the sides. Make sure you’re comfortable in there!
Create a good seal!
A penis pump can only make a vacuum if it has a good seal at the base of your cock. Make sure that it’s pressed properly against you and that nothing will allow air to enter the pump while it’s doing its thing. We’d recommend shaving your pubic hair just to be sure the seal is complete!
Hold it in place and get pumping!
Okay so now it’s on there and a seal has been created, you can start pumping. How you pump is obviously dictated by the type of pump you have: manual pumps will require you to manually squeeze the air out, whereas automatic ones will create the vacuum automatically! You can let it do its thing for around 5 to 10 mins.
Release the vacuum and take it off!
When you’re all done and you’re happy that your dong is looking bigger and more badass, it’s time to take it off! You’ll need to release a valve that allows air back into the pump, thus unsealing that vacuum you made. Remove the penis pump, thoroughly clean it, and store it neatly and safely away until next time!
How to clean penis pumps
Penis pumps go on your penis - obviously! But because of that, they need to be thoroughly cleaned after each use! Who knows what kind of bacteria or buildup could end up on your pump. And that's not us saying your junk is dirty - it's just the nature of the human body! So washing your toys after each use is essential! So here are a few resources that will help you make sure your pumps are hygienic and good to go whenever you need them!
materials
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.
materials
Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.
components
If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.