The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Review

Damian Rodriguez-Ledesma
by Damian Rodriguez-LedesmaUpdated:
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Overall Rating

4.5/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.1/5

User Ratings:

5.0/5

Based on user reviews

85/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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90/100
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Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

94/100
QualityQuality

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 94 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

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Moderate

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PricePrice

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.

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My Verdict

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is, for me, a revolutionary toy that serves a niche role in the market of sex toys and penis pumps. It delivers a combination of ethereal suction as well as a variety of modes to train your penis to provide an experience for everyone. I believe the Excelsior deserves a score of 4.1 because it checks off all of my boxes, including the amount of pleasure received, functionality, and amount of use I acquired from the toy, and it leaves me wanting more every single day I used it. However, the Excelsior did not have some accessibility features, such as the overall length of the toy and not coming with a carrying case. Overall, the Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is a wonderful toy and should most certainly be tested by those with a desire or a curiosity for what it has to offer.

Buy, if you...

  1. Have a penis
  2. Enjoy intense pressure sensations
  3. Need a quiet toy based on your living situations

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Do not have a place to store the toy after use
  2. Are overwhelmed by negative pressure toys
  3. Dislike the sensations of penis pumps
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About The The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is a top-of-the-line penis pump that provides users with an otherwordly experience. Its made from durable materials, including an acrylic chamber, real-feel TPE sleeve, liquid silicone sleeve, and has an electronic backlit LCD screen with accessible buttons to provide the ultimate user-friendly and mindblowing experience.

Pros

  • Quiet
  • Rechargeable
  • Comes with two sleeves
  • Excellent suction
  • Slender and easy to hold

Cons

  • Not waterproof
  • Does not come with carrying case or tote
  • No vibrations.
  • Very long toy overall

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump

My Experience

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was an absolutely mind-boggling journey to have experienced. I had no expectations when I was first sent this toy as I had never used a penis pump and realistically had no desire to try one prior to receiving it. Upon unboxing and assembling the Excelsior, I began to read the instruction manual and attempt to understand the inner workings of the toy due to my inexperience and lack of knowledge. Once I became acquainted with the Excelsior, it became my favorite toy during playtime immediately. The Excelsior provided me with ethereal sucking action and made my penis incredibly sensitive and pulsing, ready for any type of play I wanted afterward, even if that meant more sucking from the Excelsior.

Learning About Myself

As someone who has never used a penis pump like the Excelsior before, I never thought out of my vast collection and variety of toys, that this would become my favorite one out of them all. Mind you, this list includes dildos, cock rings, butt plugs, pocket pussies, and much more. It speaks volumes about the quality and sensation the Excelsior brings to my cock and the love I have garnered for this toy in my play sessions. My discovery has been eye-opening and as cliche as it may sound to never judge a book, or in this case, a toy, by its cover.

Design

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Design

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump comes with a durable 8.5-inch acrylic chamber and two sleeves for preference during playtime. This includes one liquid silicone sleeve and one real feel TPE skin sleeve to insert into the chamber. There are buttons located at the top of the vessel, underneath the backlit screen that displays pressure in kPa (Kilopascals), used to measure the pressure within the chamber. The slender yet long toy makes it a little difficult to hold as it must be held out roughly 12.5 inches from the base of your shaft, sometimes making it hard to maneuver, but otherwise exceptional design.

Ease of Use

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Ease of Use

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis pump was incredibly easy to use and figure out, even if the instruction manual was not read prior to using. From inserting and lubing up the sleeve, turning on the toy, sliding your penis in, and accessing the controls at the top of the module. Everything is incredibly easy and identified by buttons with logos on them, such as a clock to indicate a timer function, the power logo to indicate how you turn the toy on and off, and a cloud to indicate that you can save previous settings for later use.

Quality

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Quality

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is made with quality materials in all aspects. The fully acrylic cylinder, TPE Real Feel sleeve, the liquid silicone sleeve made with medical grade silicone, and even the technological aspects. From the brilliant oversized backlit digital LCD screen for easy reading and viewing, to the accessible and self-explanatory, tactile controls, the Excelsior excels in providing high-quality materials which in turn provide an ethereal experience during play.

Price

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Price

This penis pump retails at around $125. As a college student obtaining my second degree, when you ask me to pay $100, my wallet winces in pain just a tad as I am constantly broke. But, I have quickly come to realize that, if you want quality materials and a quality experience, $100 USD is the baseline for most toys and it only increases from price from there. While I believe that the Excelsior Penis Pump is a little expensive for my budget, I believe it is relatively affordable and well worth the price for the stimulating experience that it provides.

Performance

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Performance

Prior to receiving and using the Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump, I came into this experience with no expectations as I had never used a penis pump in my life and had no fathomable idea as to how it would feel or what its purpose is. Needless to say, it has become part of my daily playtime routine. The Excelsior provided a sensual negative pressure and sucking sensation around my penis, and the transparent acrylic chamber allows you to see how thick and plump you are getting with each pump. The Excelsior itself was relatively quiet and could be used in a 5-person household with the door closed with no issue, seeing as that is my living situation. The initial first 5 minutes or so of pressure were uncomfortable and a tad painful, but then I found myself turned on as it started to trigger my pain but pleasure receptors.

Packaging

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Packaging

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump comes in a black and navy blue box with well-designed graphics and informational bubbles scattered across the box. It is a fairly simple package, although mine did come with some minor cuts and scrapes, I don't blame anyone as I understand the shipping process is a bit intense.

Materials and care

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Materials and care

The Excelsior Penis Pump is comprised of acrylic, TPE, silicone, and ABS. The main chamber is made of durable acrylic to withstand negative pressure environments over long periods of time. The Excelsior comes with two sleeves for you to choose from during play, a Silicone Sleeve, which is non-porous and body-safe, and a Real Skin Masturbation Sleeve made from TPE. This toy is not waterproof, but it does disassemble for easy cleaning to clean the chamber and sleeves with warm water and a mild soap. Since the Excelsior can be taken apart, it is one of the easiest toys I have had the pleasure of cleaning.

Specifications and features

Length12.5 inches
Insertable length8.5 inches
Width2.5 inches
MaterialsAcrylic, ABS, TPE, Silicone 
WaterproofNo 
RechargeableYes 
Remote ControlsYes 
Openings1 
Quick-release valveYes; electric air release valve 

Comparing The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump with alternatives

Compare The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis PumpThe Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump
Overall score4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.4 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.1 / 5.0 4.1 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 1 users
5 / 5.0
from 306 users
4.8 / 5.0
from 302 users
4.8 / 5.0
from 366 users
3.9 / 5.0
from 235 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 121 users
PriceModerate Moderate Affordable Moderate Affordable Pricey
Design85 / 100 90 / 100 85 / 100 80 / 100 93 / 100 100 / 100
Ease of use90 / 100 60 / 100 80 / 100 85 / 100 95 / 100 50 / 100
Quality94 / 100 95 / 100 76 / 100 95 / 100 87 / 100 100 / 100
Sound----20 / 100 -
Power----60 / 100 -
Buzzy/Rumbly----neither really buzzy nor rumbly -
Length12.5 inches--9 inches5.1 inches33 inches
Insertable length8.5 inches9 inches9 inches8 inches3 inchesVagina: 6.89, Anus: 5.12 inches
Width2.5 inches(canal) 0.5 inches--3.9 inches13 inches
MaterialsAcrylic, ABS, TPE, Silicone Soft plastic TPE ('Cyberskin' blend) Soft plastic Silicone TPE
WaterproofNo Yes -Yes Splashproof -
RechargeableYes ---Yes -
Remote ControlsYes -----
Openings1 Vagina Anal Vagina -2 - vagina and anus
Quick-release valveYes; electric air release valve -----
Allergies-Phthalate-free ----
Diameter--0.25 inchesCanal: 0.5 inches--
Vibration speeds----3 -
Vibration patterns----6 -
Diameter (internal)----~1.5 inches-
Battery Life----60 minutes-
Travel Lock----Yes -
Storage Bag Included----No Yes
Colors Available----Black -
Weight-----67 lbs
Flexibility-----Back and hips
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Age: 22
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Beginner
All-time favorite sex toy: Fleshlight
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