The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Review

Damian Rodriguez-Ledesma
by Damian Rodriguez-LedesmaLast updated: 
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is a top-of-the-line penis pump that provides users with an otherwordly experience. Its made from durable materials, including an acrylic chamber, real-feel TPE sleeve, liquid silicone sleeve, and has an electronic backlit LCD screen with accessible buttons to provide the ultimate user-friendly and mindblowing experience.

Design:

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump.

85/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
Quality:

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 94 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

94/100
Price:

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 3 out of 5, which means it neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Medium
Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
Bedbible rating:

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 4.1 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump.

4.1/5.0
User ratings:

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

5.0/5.0
Sources
5.0/5 TheEnhancedMale (1)
Design:

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump.

 85/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

 90/100
Quality:

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 94 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

 94/100
Price:

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 3 out of 5, which means it neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

 Medium
Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
Bedbible rating:

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 4.1 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump.

 4.1/5.0

User ratings:

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

 5.0/5.0

Sources
5.0/5 TheEnhancedMale (1)
Price:Medium

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 3 out of 5, which means it neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Bedbible rating: 4.1

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 4.1 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump.

User ratings: 5

Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

Sources
5.0/5TheEnhancedMale (1)

My Experience With The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump

My Personal Experiences with The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump

My Experience

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was an absolutely mind-boggling journey to have experienced. I had no expectations when I was first sent this toy as I had never used a penis pump and realistically had no desire to try one prior to receiving it. Upon unboxing and assembling the Excelsior, I began to read the instruction manual and attempt to understand the inner workings of the toy due to my inexperience and lack of knowledge. Once I became acquainted with the Excelsior, it became my favorite toy during playtime immediately. The Excelsior provided me with ethereal sucking action and made my penis incredibly sensitive and pulsing, ready for any type of play I wanted afterward, even if that meant more sucking from the Excelsior.

Learning About Myself

As someone who has never used a penis pump like the Excelsior before, I never thought out of my vast collection and variety of toys, that this would become my favorite one out of them all. Mind you, this list includes dildos, cock rings, butt plugs, pocket pussies, and much more. It speaks volumes about the quality and sensation the Excelsior brings to my cock and the love I have garnered for this toy in my play sessions. My discovery has been eye-opening and as cliche as it may sound to never judge a book, or in this case, a toy, by its cover.

Pros
Quiet
Rechargeable
Comes with two sleeves
Excellent suction
Slender and easy to hold
Cons
Not waterproof
Does not come with carrying case or tote
No vibrations.
Very long toy overall

Design

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Design

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump comes with a durable 8.5-inch acrylic chamber and two sleeves for preference during playtime. This includes one liquid silicone sleeve and one real feel TPE skin sleeve to insert into the chamber. There are buttons located at the top of the vessel, underneath the backlit screen that displays pressure in kPa (Kilopascals), used to measure the pressure within the chamber. The slender yet long toy makes it a little difficult to hold as it must be held out roughly 12.5 inches from the base of your shaft, sometimes making it hard to maneuver, but otherwise exceptional design.

Ease of Use

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Ease of Use

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis pump was incredibly easy to use and figure out, even if the instruction manual was not read prior to using. From inserting and lubing up the sleeve, turning on the toy, sliding your penis in, and accessing the controls at the top of the module. Everything is incredibly easy and identified by buttons with logos on them, such as a clock to indicate a timer function, the power logo to indicate how you turn the toy on and off, and a cloud to indicate that you can save previous settings for later use.

Quality

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Quality

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is made with quality materials in all aspects. The fully acrylic cylinder, TPE Real Feel sleeve, the liquid silicone sleeve made with medical grade silicone, and even the technological aspects. From the brilliant oversized backlit digital LCD screen for easy reading and viewing, to the accessible and self-explanatory, tactile controls, the Excelsior excels in providing high-quality materials which in turn provide an ethereal experience during play.

Price

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Price

This penis pump retails at around $125. As a college student obtaining my second degree, when you ask me to pay $100, my wallet winces in pain just a tad as I am constantly broke. But, I have quickly come to realize that, if you want quality materials and a quality experience, $100 USD is the baseline for most toys and it only increases from price from there. While I believe that the Excelsior Penis Pump is a little expensive for my budget, I believe it is relatively affordable and well worth the price for the stimulating experience that it provides.

Performance

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Performance

Prior to receiving and using the Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump, I came into this experience with no expectations as I had never used a penis pump in my life and had no fathomable idea as to how it would feel or what its purpose is. Needless to say, it has become part of my daily playtime routine. The Excelsior provided a sensual negative pressure and sucking sensation around my penis, and the transparent acrylic chamber allows you to see how thick and plump you are getting with each pump. The Excelsior itself was relatively quiet and could be used in a 5-person household with the door closed with no issue, seeing as that is my living situation. The initial first 5 minutes or so of pressure were uncomfortable and a tad painful, but then I found myself turned on as it started to trigger my pain but pleasure receptors.

Packaging

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Packaging

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump comes in a black and navy blue box with well-designed graphics and informational bubbles scattered across the box. It is a fairly simple package, although mine did come with some minor cuts and scrapes, I don't blame anyone as I understand the shipping process is a bit intense.

Materials and care

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Materials and care

The Excelsior Penis Pump is comprised of acrylic, TPE, silicone, and ABS. The main chamber is made of durable acrylic to withstand negative pressure environments over long periods of time. The Excelsior comes with two sleeves for you to choose from during play, a Silicone Sleeve, which is non-porous and body-safe, and a Real Skin Masturbation Sleeve made from TPE. This toy is not waterproof, but it does disassemble for easy cleaning to clean the chamber and sleeves with warm water and a mild soap. Since the Excelsior can be taken apart, it is one of the easiest toys I have had the pleasure of cleaning.

Recommended for the intermediate and advanced

The The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 62 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump if you...
👍Have a penis
👍Enjoy intense pressure sensations
👍Need a quiet toy based on your living situations
You should NOT buy the The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump if you...
👎Do not have a place to store the toy after use
👎Are overwhelmed by negative pressure toys
👎Dislike the sensations of penis pumps

Specifications and features

Specifications and features The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump
Length12.5 inches
Insertable length8.5 inches
Width2.5 inches
MaterialsAcrylic, ABS, TPE, Silicone 
WaterproofNo 
RechargeableYes 
Remote ControlsYes 
Openings1 
Quick-release valveYes; electric air release valve 

Conclusion

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is, for me, a revolutionary toy that serves a niche role in the market of sex toys and penis pumps. It delivers a combination of ethereal suction as well as a variety of modes to train your penis to provide an experience for everyone. I believe the Excelsior deserves a score of 4.1 because it checks off all of my boxes, including the amount of pleasure received, functionality, and amount of use I acquired from the toy, and it leaves me wanting more every single day I used it. However, the Excelsior did not have some accessibility features, such as the overall length of the toy and not coming with a carrying case. Overall, the Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is a wonderful toy and should most certainly be tested by those with a desire or a curiosity for what it has to offer.

Comparing The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump with alternatives

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump
Maitland Ward Fleshlight
Maitland Ward Fleshlight
Tenga Puffy
Tenga Puffy
Man Wand
Man Wand
ALIVE ONE
ALIVE ONE
Kendra Sunderland Fleshlight Angel
Kendra Sunderland Fleshlight Angel
Overall score4.5 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 NaN / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.1 / 5.0 4.6 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 3.7 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 1 users
5 / 5.0
from 271 users
4 / 5.0
from 1 users
5 / 5.0
from 8 users
NaN / 5.0
from 0 users
5 / 5.0
from 204 users
PriceMedium Medium Low Medium High Medium
Design85 / 100 90 / 100 85 / 100 100 / 100 80 / 100 65 / 100
Ease of use90 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 60 / 100
Quality94 / 100 95 / 100 80 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 95 / 100
Sound---60 / 100 60 / 100 -
Power---80 / 100 60 / 100 -
Buzzy/Rumbly---somewhat rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly -
Length12.5 inches-6.4 inches-12.1 inches-
Insertable length8.5 inches9 inches5.9 inches--9 inches
Width2.5 inches-3.4 inches-3.3 inches-
MaterialsAcrylic, ABS, TPE, Silicone Soft plastic Elastomer, Silicone, PC, ABS, Urethane, POM Silicone TPE, Silicone, Plastic Soft plastic
WaterproofNo Yes -Yes Splashproof Yes
RechargeableYes --Yes Yes -
Remote ControlsYes ---No -
Openings1 Vagina One Neutral Orifice -1 Vaginal Opening Vagina
Quick-release valveYes; electric air release valve -----
Allergies-Phthalate-free ----
Diameter (internal)--1.7 inches---
Weight--0.75 lbs-1.38 lbs-
Flexibility--Flexible Head has some flexibility --
Storage Bag Included--No Yes Comes with Storage Cap -
Colors Available--Latte Brown, Mint Green, Sugar White -Black, White -
Vibration modes---20 10+ -
Vibration speeds---8 --
Travel Lock---No --
Battery Life----120 minutes-
Charging Time----150 minutes-
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How to use The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump

Here's a quick guide on how to get started with the Excelsior penis pump...

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump
Insert sleeve into the chamber
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Insert one of the two desired sleeves into the chamber of the Excelsior either the Real Skin masturbation sleeve or the liquid silicone sleeve provided with the toy.
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump
Lubricate inserted sleeve and phallus
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump
Apply water based lube to the inserted sleeve as well as the phallus in order to decrease friction and potential for injury while simultaneously increasing pleasure and emulating a real blowjob.
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Insert lubricated phallus into Excelsior
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump
Insert phallus slowly into the toy, and not forcing it in as that may cause irritation or injury to non-lubricated areas.
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Turn the Excelsior on.
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Turn on the Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump and enjoy!

FAQ

Who should use the Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump?
Anyone with a penis can use the Excelsior penis pump!
What type of lube should be used for the Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump?
Water-Based lube. The Excelsior specifies that water-based lube only is necessary for the Smart Automatic Penis Pump.
Where to buy the Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump?
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump can be purchased from several online sex toy stores, including The Enhanced Male. Check the link above in our review to go straight there!

Instructions - Manual

The Excelsior comes with an instruction manual to guide you through the process of using it.

How did the The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump get tested and reviewed?

Receiving the productReceiving the product

We sent the The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump to the tester’s address, free of charge. They tested the product and got to keep it afterward, with no strings attached.

Testing and writingTesting and writing

Our tester then put the product through its paces. After trying the product out at home, the tester then recorded their experience, evaluation, and overall rating of The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump to share with you in this review.

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After non-substantial editing, the review is uploaded to this page. Both good and bad reviews get uploaded, and no points that the tester writes in their review are left out.

The only editing we do is uploading and adding additional information such as the product specifications, comparisons to other products, and links to places where you can buy the The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump.

Author
Damian Rodriguez-Ledesma
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Age: 22
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Beginner
All-time favorite sex toy: Fleshlight
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