The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Review
Overall Rating
4.5/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.1/5.0
User Ratings:
5.0/5.0
Based on 1 user reviews
Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump.
Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 94 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Moderate
Rating: The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I advise The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump for intermediate users, as it offers a good balance of complexity and learning potential.
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My Verdict
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is, for me, a revolutionary toy that serves a niche role in the market of sex toys and penis pumps. It delivers a combination of ethereal suction as well as a variety of modes to train your penis to provide an experience for everyone. I believe the Excelsior deserves a score of 4.1 because it checks off all of my boxes, including the amount of pleasure received, functionality, and amount of use I acquired from the toy, and it leaves me wanting more every single day I used it. However, the Excelsior did not have some accessibility features, such as the overall length of the toy and not coming with a carrying case. Overall, the Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is a wonderful toy and should most certainly be tested by those with a desire or a curiosity for what it has to offer.
Buy, if you...
- Have a penis
- Enjoy intense pressure sensations
- Need a quiet toy based on your living situations
Don't buy, if you...
- Do not have a place to store the toy after use
- Are overwhelmed by negative pressure toys
- Dislike the sensations of penis pumps
About The The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is a top-of-the-line penis pump that provides users with an otherwordly experience. Its made from durable materials, including an acrylic chamber, real-feel TPE sleeve, liquid silicone sleeve, and has an electronic backlit LCD screen with accessible buttons to provide the ultimate user-friendly and mindblowing experience.
Pros
- ✅Quiet
- ✅Rechargeable
- ✅Comes with two sleeves
- ✅Excellent suction
- ✅Slender and easy to hold
Cons
- ❌Not waterproof
- ❌Does not come with carrying case or tote
- ❌No vibrations.
- ❌Very long toy overall
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My Experience With the The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump
My Experience
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump was an absolutely mind-boggling journey to have experienced. I had no expectations when I was first sent this toy as I had never used a penis pump and realistically had no desire to try one prior to receiving it. Upon unboxing and assembling the Excelsior, I began to read the instruction manual and attempt to understand the inner workings of the toy due to my inexperience and lack of knowledge. Once I became acquainted with the Excelsior, it became my favorite toy during playtime immediately. The Excelsior provided me with ethereal sucking action and made my penis incredibly sensitive and pulsing, ready for any type of play I wanted afterward, even if that meant more sucking from the Excelsior.Learning About Myself
As someone who has never used a penis pump like the Excelsior before, I never thought out of my vast collection and variety of toys, that this would become my favorite one out of them all. Mind you, this list includes dildos, cock rings, butt plugs, pocket pussies, and much more. It speaks volumes about the quality and sensation the Excelsior brings to my cock and the love I have garnered for this toy in my play sessions. My discovery has been eye-opening and as cliche as it may sound to never judge a book, or in this case, a toy, by its cover.Design review of the The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump comes with a durable 8.5-inch acrylic chamber and two sleeves for preference during playtime. This includes one liquid silicone sleeve and one real feel TPE skin sleeve to insert into the chamber. There are buttons located at the top of the vessel, underneath the backlit screen that displays pressure in kPa (Kilopascals), used to measure the pressure within the chamber. The slender yet long toy makes it a little difficult to hold as it must be held out roughly 12.5 inches from the base of your shaft, sometimes making it hard to maneuver, but otherwise exceptional design.
How easy was it to use?
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis pump was incredibly easy to use and figure out, even if the instruction manual was not read prior to using. From inserting and lubing up the sleeve, turning on the toy, sliding your penis in, and accessing the controls at the top of the module. Everything is incredibly easy and identified by buttons with logos on them, such as a clock to indicate a timer function, the power logo to indicate how you turn the toy on and off, and a cloud to indicate that you can save previous settings for later use.
Is the The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump a quality sex toy?
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is made with quality materials in all aspects. The fully acrylic cylinder, TPE Real Feel sleeve, the liquid silicone sleeve made with medical grade silicone, and even the technological aspects. From the brilliant oversized backlit digital LCD screen for easy reading and viewing, to the accessible and self-explanatory, tactile controls, the Excelsior excels in providing high-quality materials which in turn provide an ethereal experience during play.
Cost of the The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump
This penis pump retails at around $125. As a college student obtaining my second degree, when you ask me to pay $100, my wallet winces in pain just a tad as I am constantly broke. But, I have quickly come to realize that, if you want quality materials and a quality experience, $100 USD is the baseline for most toys and it only increases from price from there. While I believe that the Excelsior Penis Pump is a little expensive for my budget, I believe it is relatively affordable and well worth the price for the stimulating experience that it provides.
The Performance of the The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump
Prior to receiving and using the Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump, I came into this experience with no expectations as I had never used a penis pump in my life and had no fathomable idea as to how it would feel or what its purpose is. Needless to say, it has become part of my daily playtime routine. The Excelsior provided a sensual negative pressure and sucking sensation around my penis, and the transparent acrylic chamber allows you to see how thick and plump you are getting with each pump. The Excelsior itself was relatively quiet and could be used in a 5-person household with the door closed with no issue, seeing as that is my living situation. The initial first 5 minutes or so of pressure were uncomfortable and a tad painful, but then I found myself turned on as it started to trigger my pain but pleasure receptors.
Analyzing the Packaging: First Impressions
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump comes in a black and navy blue box with well-designed graphics and informational bubbles scattered across the box. It is a fairly simple package, although mine did come with some minor cuts and scrapes, I don't blame anyone as I understand the shipping process is a bit intense.
Materials and Maintenance
The Excelsior Penis Pump is comprised of acrylic, TPE, silicone, and ABS. The main chamber is made of durable acrylic to withstand negative pressure environments over long periods of time. The Excelsior comes with two sleeves for you to choose from during play, a Silicone Sleeve, which is non-porous and body-safe, and a Real Skin Masturbation Sleeve made from TPE. This toy is not waterproof, but it does disassemble for easy cleaning to clean the chamber and sleeves with warm water and a mild soap. Since the Excelsior can be taken apart, it is one of the easiest toys I have had the pleasure of cleaning.
Specifications and features
| Length | 12.5 inches |
| Insertable length | 8.5 inches |
| Width | 2.5 inches |
| Materials | Acrylic, ABS, TPE, Silicone |
| Waterproof | No |
| Rechargeable | Yes |
| Remote Controls | Yes |
| Openings | 1 |
| Quick-release valve | Yes; electric air release valve |
Comparing The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump with alternatives
| The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 4.5 / 5.0 | 3.0 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 2.8 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.1 / 5.0 | 2.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 2.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 5 / 5.0 from 1 users | 3.9 / 5.0 from 182 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 171 users | 3.5 / 5.0 from 259 users | 4 / 5.0 from 54 users | 5 / 5.0 from 6 users |
| Price | Moderate | Moderate | Moderate | Affordable | Cheap | Pricey |
| Design | 85 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 90 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 60 / 100 |
| Quality | 94 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 45 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
| Sound | - | 80 / 100 | - | 80 / 100 | - | - |
| Power | - | 80 / 100 | - | 20 / 100 | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | somewhat rumbly | - | very buzzy | - | - |
| Length | 12.5 inches | 2.3 inches | - | 3.3 inches | 8 inches | - |
| Insertable length | 8.5 inches | - | 9 inches | 2.75 inches | 5.5 inches | Vaginal: 7.09 inches ; Anal: 5.11 inches |
| Width | 2.5 inches | - | - | 3.1 inches | - | - |
| Materials | Acrylic, ABS, TPE, Silicone | Silicone, ABS Plastic | Soft plastic | - | Soft plastic | Regular/ Ultra-soft Silicone |
| Waterproof | No | No | Yes | Yes | Fully waterproof | Yes |
| Rechargeable | Yes | No, Uses 4 AA Batteries | - | Yes | - | - |
| Remote Controls | Yes | - | - | No | - | - |
| Openings | 1 | - | Vagina | - | - | Vaginal, Anal |
| Quick-release valve | Yes; electric air release valve | - | - | - | - | - |
| Vibration modes | - | 10 | - | Says 14, really 4 | - | - |
| Vibration speeds | - | 6 | - | - | - | - |
| Diameter | - | Penis sleeve: 1.2 inches; max stretch 2.9 inches | Canal: 0.5 inches | - | 2 inches | - |
| Battery Life | - | Over 60 minutes | - | - | - | - |
| Travel Lock | - | No | - | - | - | - |
| Storage Bag Included | - | No | - | No | - | No |
| Colors Available | - | Black | - | Black | - | Fair and Tan |
| Height | - | - | - | 5.5 inches | - | 33.46 inches |
| Weight | - | - | - | 0.43 lbs | - | 65.92 lbs |
| Diameter (internal) | - | - | - | - | 1.25 inches | - |
| Fastening | - | - | - | - | Base loop | - |
| Adjustable | - | - | - | - | - | Yes |
FAQ
Instructions - Manual
The Excelsior comes with an instruction manual to guide you through the process of using it.
Reviewed by:
Damian Rodriguez-Ledesma