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- Extra thick girth
- Super realistic design
- Long insertable shaft
- Great textural details
King Cock Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo
4.6/5
Reviewed by
Isabelle Uren
King Cock Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo
All American Whopper
Lovehoney Curved Silicone Suction Cup Dildo
Lifelike Lover Classic Remote Control Dildo
BASICS Slimline Anal Starter Dildo
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Lifelike Lover Realistic Dildo
Lifelike Lover Multicolored Silicone Dildo
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Lifelike Lover Remote Control 8-Inch Dildo
Shower Stud Super Vibrator
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This supersized suction cup dildo is designed to give you supersized pleasure. With 8.5 inches of insertable length and a whopping 7 inch circumference, the King Cock will definitely fill your desires. The realistic feel and design feels just like the real thing and can be stuck to any smooth surface, giving you the freedom to get off in new and exciting positions. It can also be attached to a harness for hands free partner penetration. This colossus can be used vaginally and anally making it a great addition to your collection.
| Features | King Cock Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo |
|---|---|
| Vibrations | No |
| Length | 9 inches |
| Diameter | 2.28 |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Battery | n/a |
| Materials | PVC |
| Volume | Silent |
| Charging | No |
| Travel safe | Yes |
Realistic head – great for clitoral stimulation as well as penetrationÂ
1 of 4Thick diameter for intense sensationÂ
2 of 4Extra long shaft for deep penetrationÂ
3 of 4Suction cup can be stuck to any smooth surface. Showers, tables, kitchen cabinets, the possibilities are endless!
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When used with plenty of lube, the deep stimulation this king cock offers really satisfies. It’s an added bonus that your hands are completely free to stimulate other areas or even bring in other toys.Â
Given that it can be used vaginally, anally, on a flat surface, or with a harness this multipurpose dildo is great value for money.Â
There isn’t a lot that could be improved here, but the plastic smell might not be for those with a sensitive nose.
While the size of this dildo makes it stand out from the crowd, it may take some time to work up to, especially if you are new to sex toys. Make sure you are fully aroused and take your time for the best experience.Â
The suction cup makes this dildo a perfect shower companion either alone or with a partner. With your hands free, you can even use the stream of water on your clit or nipples for added pleasure. The best thing about it though is the fun trying out new, naughty ways of mounting it around the house!
Best for beginners
The All American Whopper offers 8 inches of penetration pleasure. Designed for a realistic experience, this dildo pays great attention to detail, from the carefully modelled head all the way down to the weighted balls. The firm but flexible shaft is curved to make sure it hits all the right spots, resulting in maximum pleasure. The design of the whopper is matched by its versatility with the strong suction cup opening up a world of possibilities for new positions and hands-free fun and the option to use both vaginally and anally. With so many options, this suction cup dildo can surely add long-lasting variation and excitement to anyone’s repertoire.
| Features | All American Whopper |
|---|---|
| Vibrations | No |
| Length | 8 inches |
| Diameter | 1.5 inches |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Battery | n/a |
| Materials | PVC |
| Volume | Silent |
| Charging | No |
| Travel safe | Yes |
Realistic head and balls
1 of 48 inch curved shaftÂ
2 of 4Super realistic feel made with Real Skin™
3 of 4Super strong suction cup
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The plentiful length and girth of this suction cup dildo are enough to create maximum sensation and satisfaction without being intimidating, making a perfect first-time suction cup dildo. The strong suction cup can stay put, even during the steamiest of sessions making fun and easy to use, your imagination and access to any smooth surface are the only limits here.
For all of the possible uses and the quality of design, the whopper also offers great value for money, making it great for first-time owners wanting to get into hands-free penetration.
As with all sex toys, it’s not a one size fits all situation. While some love the firmness and curve of this dildo, others may find it too intense. The pronounced head may also be more than some people would like. As always, use it fully aroused and with plenty of lube for the most enjoyable experience.
As with all suction cup dildos, the shower is a fantastic place for some steamy, hands-free fun but it doesn’t have to stop there. This suction cup dildo attaches to any smooth surface, a table, a chair or even the side of a bathtub for vaginal or anal penetration, making it an extremely diverse toy.
Best price
This 7-inch suction cup dildo from Lovehoney is as fun to use as it is to look at. The unique, fun-loving design will get you in a playful mood and is great for those who aren’t into super realistic looking dildos. What’s more, the sleek design with soft silicone finish and tapered head make for easy insertion so you can get right to the fun!
The curved shaft has been specially designed to those g- and p-spot pleasure points, so whichever way you use it, you’ll be upping the stimulation.
The real icing on the cake with this suction cup dildo are the beautiful colours and swirling designs, that give an added pop of colour and visual stimulation.
| Features | Lovehoney Curved Silicone Suction Cup Dildo |
|---|---|
| Vibrations | No |
| Length | 7 inches |
| Diameter | 1.5 inches |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Battery | n/a |
| Materials | Silicone |
| Volume | Silent |
| Charging | No |
| Travel safe | Yes |
Semi-realistic head
1 of 4Curved for g-spot and p-spot stimulationÂ
2 of 4Smooth silicone
3 of 4Strong suction cup with space for bullet vibrator
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The curve of Lovehoney’s suction cup dildo is an express highway to g-and p-spot stimulation, heightening the intensity of your orgasms. The slim shaft, tapered head and sleek feel make it more approachable than larger dildos on the market and perfect for those trying out vaginal and anal penetration with a dildo as well as seasoned users. That being said, this may not be the best option for those looking for a more substantial shaft.
One of the best things about this product has to be the bright, inviting colours. This colourful dildo would look fantastic suctioned to your bathroom tiles and screams out for play and experimentation!Â
This multiskilled addition to your nightstand can be used suctioned to a flat surface, with a harness and even has enough space to use with a bullet vibrator, making it well worth the modest price tag.Â
With vibrator
This suction cup dildo from Lovehoney really takes things up a notch with it’s inbuilt, remote control vibrator. With three different speeds and seven vibration patterns, there’s something for everyone and you can change it up to keep it exciting.Â
The strong vibrations pulse through this dildo from the crafted head all the way down to the balls and can be changed at the click of a button with the easy to use remote.Â
The remote control not only means you can easily change the settings, but you can also relinquish control, putting your pleasure at your partner’s fingertips.
Suction it to any smooth surface, think a hot session in the bathroom or a quickie in the kitchen, or strap into a harness for penetration and pegging.
Also, the USB charger and discreet volume mean you can have fun wherever you go!
| Features | Lifelike Lover Remote Control Dildo |
|---|---|
| Vibrations | 10 vibration modes |
| Length | 6 inches |
| Diameter | 1.6 inches |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Battery | 1 x CR2032 battery (remote) |
| Materials | Soft plastic |
| Volume | Quiet |
| Charging | USB rechargeable |
| Travel safe | No travel lock/ remove batteries |
Realistic, sculpted head for increased stimulationÂ
1 of 4Lifelike texture for realistic sensation
2 of 410 remote control vibration settingsÂ
3 of 4Can be used with suction cup or harness
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Overall, this toy is bound to add some fun to any routine. Being able to use it as a suction cup dildo or in a harness and with or without vibration means you have plenty of options to explore.
This realistic look and feel give you an intimate, lifelike sensation with the added pleasure of the vibrations helping you to reach that O. As an added perk, the vibrations in the balls can be used to give your clit the extra stimulation it craves.
It’s easy to get started and simple to use making it great for even beginners. Once charged, the has up to 60 minutes of going power, and you only need to play around to find your favourite vibrating sensation.
While the size here makes it a great all-rounder for different types of penetration and levels of experience, some may prefer a larger model.
The medium price range of this multifaceted dildo is reasonable considering the pleasure and versatility it brings to the table, or door or any other flat surface you choose!
Best for anal
This slimline suction cup dildo from Lovehoney’s basics range is perfect for all types of penetration but stands out as a perfect companion for anal play. The slim shaft and tapered end make for comfortable insertion while still being enough to satisfy your needs. If you want to explore the pleasure of anal penetration or are thinking of moving up from a buttplug to a dildo, this is sure to excite you!Â
The crafted tip can be used to tease and build up the anticipation while the long, slender flexible shaft lets you control how deep you go, with an insertable length of 6 inches.
The suction cup base not only means that this is safe for anal insertion but also means you can enjoy it hands-free by sticking to whatever surface takes your fancy or combining it with a harness for partner penetration.Â
This dildo keeps it simple design-wise; the pleasing pink adds a pop of colour while the veins on the shaft up the anti with some added stimulation.Â
| Features | BASICS Slimline Anal Dildo |
|---|---|
| Vibrations | No |
| Length | 6.5 inches |
| Diameter | 1 inches |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Battery | n/a |
| Materials | Soft plastic |
| Volume | silent |
| Charging | No |
| Travel safe | Yes |
Sculpted, realistic head
1 of 4Tapered end for easy insertionÂ
2 of 4Veined shaft for increased sensationÂ
3 of 4Suction cup, plus harness compatibleÂ
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You can’t really go wrong with this slimline anal dildo from Lovehoney. It’s easy on the eye and unintimidating, and the tapered tip eases you into the pleasure of anal penetration. The firmer tip is perfect for warming up, letting you build arousal before insertion and the long slim shaft with added veins are sure to get you going.Â
This dildo is great for adding some excitement to your showers and the warm, soothing environment is perfect for first-timers as it helps relax your mind and your muscles! And, importantly, don’t forget the lube! Using an anal lubricant, which is thicker than other lubes and designed to last longer, makes for a safer and more pleasurable experience.Â
The small price tag makes this a great starter dildo and at such a low cost, there isn’t much to critique. The suction cup could be a little stronger, but always make sure both the suction cup and surface are clean and dry for increased staying power.
This lifelike dildo from Lovehoney is a true classic. The attractive design and ample but modest size make it appealing to even first time users. The defined head and veins on the shaft add extra sensation when used for penetration and the realistic balls can be used to get some bonus clitoral stimulation.
The bendable shaft means this dildo is good to go at all angles, and the suction cup really opens the door to new possibilities. It can be used vertically, stuck to the floor or a chair or horizontally on a wall or stick to the headboard or add a harness for a strap on joyride.Â
Whether you are looking to add some spice to your solo play or share the fun with a partner, the lifelike suction cup dildo is a fun addition to your collection. Â
| Features | Lifelike Lover Realistic Dildo |
|---|---|
| Vibrations | No |
| Length | 6 inches |
| Diameter | 1.6 inches |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Battery | n/a |
| Materials | Soft plastic |
| Volume | silent |
| Charging | No |
| Travel safe | Yes |
Sculpted, realistic head
1 of 4Tapered end for easy insertionÂ
2 of 4Veined shaft for increased sensationÂ
3 of 4Suction cup, plus harness compatibleÂ
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If you are flirting with buying your first dildo, this timeless classic is a great place to start. It’s easy to use and the size is comfortable to use while still packing that O so satisfying pleasure you desire.Â
The super realistic look and texture feel like the real deal, getting your imagination going and getting you in the mood.Â
As well as the hours of pleasure, this dildo serves up good value for money and is perfect for those who don’t want to invest too much in their first toy.
It’s great for trying out new positions either alone or with a partner and can be used with a harness or even combined with other toys to increase the heat. When riding this dildo hands-free, you are free to stimulate whatever takes your fancy. When using for vaginal penetration, why not add a bullet vibe to the mix for some target stimulation!
If realistic-looking dildos don’t float your boat but you still crave the sensation of the real deal, this beautiful dildo from Lovehoney is the perfect combination of reality and whimsy that is always ready for a good time. With three different color combinations, it will stand out in any collection, and the bright colours just scream out for playtime.
But the appeal of this dildo goes far deeper than just its looks. Made from silicone, this toy feels more luxurious than those made with cheaper materials. The soft, flexible shaft with textures that tantalise is a treat for anyone that enjoys penetration.Â
The suction cup on this dildo has some real staying power and is down for the wildest of rides. As with many suction cup dildo’s, as well as plug and play riding using the suction cup, you can also slip this into a harness and you are ready for some partner play.
| Features | Lifelike Lover Multicolored Silicone Dildo |
|---|---|
| Vibrations | No |
| Length | 7 inches |
| Diameter | 1.6 inches |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Battery | n/a |
| Materials | Silicone |
| Volume | silent |
| Charging | No |
| Travel safe | Yes |
Sculpted head and veins for increased internal stimulation
1 of 4Curved shaft to help hit all the right spots
2 of 4Unique, colourful design
3 of 4Suction cup, plus harness compatibleÂ
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The joy that radiates out of this colourful toy definitely brings out your cheeky, mischievous side. The pronounced head works wonders internally and externally with the soft, silicone finish adding a smooth, lush feeling that slides against your skin beautifully when lavished with a water-based lube.
The quality of this dildo and the fact that it uses silicone, one of the safest materials for sex toys, make it well worth the money. As an added bonus, silicone is long-lasting and easy to maintain, meaning more fun for you!
If you want to heighten the visual appeal, this dildo looks great when used in front of or even attached to one if you are lucky to have a mirror that is secured to the wall.
If you are a size queen or king who yearns to be full to bursting, this big boy is your perfect partner. With a whopping 9 inch circumference, the extra girthy dildo from Lovehoney is sure to give you a satisfying stretch that makes your eyes roll back in your head.
Aside from its knee trembling girth, which let’s face it steals the show, this suction cup dildo has 7 inches of insertable shaft, complete with realistic veins, and with that size, they can really be felt!
The realistic balls add another layer of pleasure and can be used to stimulate either the clitoris or perineum, depending on which way round you ride this whopper.
Suitable for anal or vaginal play, alone or together, the only thing that’s for certain is you’ll need plenty of lube!
| Features | Lifelike Lover Extra Girthy Dildo |
|---|---|
| Vibrations | No |
| Length | 7 inches |
| Diameter | 3 inches |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Battery | n/a |
| Materials | PVC |
| Volume | silent |
| Charging | No |
| Travel safe | Yes |
Defined head for extra internal stimulationÂ
1 of 49.5 inch circumference for super satisfying stretch
2 of 4Realistic balls add clitoris or perineum stimulationÂ
3 of 4Suction cup, plus harness compatibleÂ
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This eye-popping dildo will definitely give you the ache you crave. While this isn’t recommended for beginners, if you are looking to take your penetration play to the next level, this could be just what you are looking for.
This extra girthy guy does exactly what it says on the box. A fully filling, versatile toy for both vaginal and anal use.
While the size might blow your mind, the price, luckily, won’t blow your budget and is fair for a PVC toy of this size.
While there isn’t too much to critique, be sure to check the measurements before you purchase this. You want to make sure your eyes aren’t bigger than your appetite!
Lovehoney seems to be pumping out the classics in their Lifelike collection. This eight-inch dildo has the added oomph of an inbuilt vibrator that travels from tip to balls to help you reach those quivering Os.Â
With three speeds and seven different patterns you can find exactly what works for you. With so many options you can find stick to one that gets you there every time or keep it fresh with some experimentation.Â
And those aren’t your only options, this nifty number can be stuck anywhere that takes your fancy and this time I’m not just talking about the suction cup! It’s the perfect adornment for a headboard, mounted to the kitchen cupboards or in a harness.Â
With so many options, you might get worn out but definitely not tired of this all-rounder!
| Features | Lifelike Lover Remote Control 8-Inch Dildo |
|---|---|
| Vibrations | Three speeds and seven vibration patterns |
| Length | 8 inches |
| Diameter | 1.6 inches |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Battery | 1 x CR2032 battery (in the remote) |
| Materials | Soft Plastic |
| Volume | silent |
| Charging | USB rechargeable |
| Travel safe | No travel lock - remove batteries |
Pronounced head and veins for lifelike sensation
1 of 4Remote control to change speed and pattern of vibration
2 of 4Realistic balls vibrate for clitoris or perineum stimulationÂ
3 of 4Hands-free fun using the suction cup or with a harness
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It’s clear that Lovehoney has found a great formula with their lifelike collection and the textural details will have you thinking it’s the real deal. The vibrations are strong enough for those who prefer a little more spice in their toys but quiet enough to be discreet.
There are a couple of things that could enhance this product. The first being that it only comes in one skin tone and the monotone skin colour is a bit lacking in spirit. Secondly, the instructions could be clearer. Turning you on is the top priority, and you definitely don’t want to waste time working out how to turn the toy on!
While the look of this toy might not be the most visually exciting, it is good bang for your buck when you consider the endless possibilities this fella brings to the table or chair or harness!
This waterproof, suction cup vibrator is designed to add some extra spice to your showers so you can start your day with a smile on your face and spring in your step.
The 5.5 inches of insertable length is made of soft, flexible TPR and features a pronounced head, with a slight curve to reach all your hot spots. The veins also heighten the pleasure, creating just the right amount of stimulation when inside you.
The vibrations can be adjusted by twisting the dial on at the base of the dildo, and with you in the driving seat, you can choose a slow and steady build or full steam ahead!
| Features | Shower Stud Super Vibrator |
|---|---|
| Vibrations | multi-speed vibration |
| Length | 8 inches |
| Diameter | 1.5 inches |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Battery | 2 AA batteries |
| Materials | TPR |
| Volume | Medium |
| Charging | No |
| Travel safe | Remove batteries |
Curved tip for g-spot and p-spot stimulationÂ
1 of 45.5 inches of insertable shaft with pronounced veinsÂ
2 of 4Realistic balls provide external stimulation to your clitoris or perineumÂ
3 of 4Easily adjustable speeds and suction cup base
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This little guy is great if you are looking to add a little fun to your shower, after all, what better way to start the day! The vibrations are good but not overwhelming, so maybe not the best option for those who like a bit more oomph.
This suction cup dildo comes in two colours, pink and white skin tone, but would be great to see more diverse skin tones.
The main critiques of this dildo are the suction cup which lacks a little staying power for those wilder rides and the volume, which is a bit louder than some other vibrators on the market. Of course, this isn’t a problem when the shower is running but might not be so discreet in other situations!
Ever crave the satisfaction of double penetration? Well, this double-headed suction cup dildo means you can satisfy that urge whenever the feeling takes you.
This is double trouble dildo is definitely double the fun, and it’s extremely well-endowed with one larger shaft of 6 inches and a slightly smaller one of 5 inches.Â
Pros
This double-headed dildo lets you indulge all of your dp fantasies. Used solo, the suction cup allows you to use your hands to indulge those other erogenous zones, and used with a partner, it puts on quite the show!
Cons
There isn’t much to fault with this toy. There can be a bit of a plastic smell, as with many toys, but this can be remedied by giving it a good wash.
Be sure to use plenty of lube and you are sure to have many a wild rides with these guys!Â
The pronounced curve of this suction cup dildo from Lovehoney seeks out your g- or p-spot to add the oh my goodness to your orgasms. The slimmer girth and curved tip makes it perfect for anal penetration and can provide amazing prostate stimulation.Â
While this has been awarded best for men, this dildo is great for everyone who enjoys intense stimulation to either the g-spot or p-spot.Â
ProsÂ
The slimmer girth combined with the curve and smooth silicone make this the perfect dildo for anal penetration.
Cons
The reviews really speak for themselves with this crowd pleaser! With a whopping 4.9 stars there isn’t much to critique. The pronounced curve can be intense if you are new to g- and p-spot stimulation but once you find that sweet spot, you won’t look back!
Suction cup dildos are a mainstay of the sex toy world and for good reason! With all the toe-curling, spine arching pleasure they bring it’s no wonder that humans have been using dildo’s, in some form, for over 30,000 years. Luckily for us, we have a lot more options when it comes to materials than our stone age friends did. If you aren’t already sold, here are our top reasons to buy a suction cup dildo.
The suction cup feature and harness compatibility mean that your hands are completely free to tickle, tease and titillate other areas of your body. You can stimulate your nipples, clitoris or any other sensitive spot you desire. This also means you have your hands free to play with a partner.
Another plus of the suction cup is that it can be attached to any flat, smooth surface meaning you can experience penetration from new and exciting angles to find out what works for you.
If you dream of having multiple partners but aren’t ready to do so in real life, adding suction cup dildos or double-headed dildos to your solo or partner play can simulate the real thing.
Variety is the spice of life and that’s no different when it comes to suction cup dildos. There so many shapes, sizes, colours and textures meaning there is something for everyone and every type of penetration.
The flared base on all of these suction cup dildos make them safe all kinds of penetrative play. While it is difficult to go wrong with suction cup dildos. Ultimately, you should listen to your body and stop if you feel pain, but here are few safety tips for some safe suction cup dildo fun!
Suction cup dildos come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes. When choosing the size pay close attention to the girth. You have more control over how much length you insert but the girth cannot be changed. If you are new to sex toys, start with a smaller girth, maybe 1 inch in diameter. You can always work your way up to bigger sizes when you are ready.
Good lubrication doesn’t only add that delicious slip ‘n’ slide feeling, it’s essential for safe and easy insertion. You should apply the lube to both you and the toy. This is especially true for anal insertion and it is recommended to use a specially designed anal lubrication. Don’t forget that silicone lube cannot be used with silicone toys, so opt for a water-based lube.
One of the appeals of suction cup dildos is the endless hot and steamy sessions in the shower. While this is a great spot to use your new suction cup dildo, be careful of the slippery floor. You can add a slip-proof mat or even wall handles if you tend to get carried away.
Choosing a suction cup dildo can be hard. But! With this simple guide you'll have your new favourite hands-free dildo in your possession in no time!
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The versatility of suction cup dildos makes them a staple in many people’s collections. This means your bound to find something that floats your boat and there’s plenty of room to experiment.Â
