Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe Dildo – Test & Review

Amy Norton
by Amy NortonUpdated:
4.8/5

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Overall Rating

4.8/5

Bedbible Rating:

5/5

Reviewed by: 

Amy Norton

User Ratings:

4.5/5

Based on 88 user reviews

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Rating: Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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Rating: Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

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100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

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Rating: Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

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My Verdict

I'm always banging on about how I want there to be better, body-safe sex toy options for people on a budget. It should not cost hundreds of dollars to get a safe and quality toy! Thankfully, Lovehoney seem to be on board with that idea, because the Lifelike Lover silicone dildos are incredible quality and budget-friendly. This is one of the few dildos in my collection that I use regularly and I'm really happy to recommend it to anyone looking for something realistic and body-safe with a decent amount of length and girth. Top marks all around.

Buy, if you...

  1. Are looking for a super realistic dildo with lifelike detailing
  2. Are on a budget but still want a high quality, safe toy
  3. Are looking for a suction cup toy to use hands-free
  4. Are looking for a toy to use with a strap-on harness

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Are looking for a vibrating toy
  2. Prefer smaller toys (this one is on the larger side)
  3. Prefer a more abstract or less realistic design
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About The Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe

Lifelife Lover is a range of realistic dildos from Lovehoney that come in a variety of sizes, materials, and colours. I received the 8 inch silicone dildo to test. Colors seem to come and go from this range - I received the toy in purple, but at the time of writing it is now only available in black or "flesh" (pale peach/pink.) This dildo is 8″ long from base to tip, with an insertable length of 7" and a diameter of 1.6" at the widest point. It has realistic veins and a pronounced head resembling a circumcised bio penis. It also has realistic, textured balls leading to a suction cup base.

Pros

  • Detailed, realistic design
  • Extremely good value
  • Versatile and suitable for all bodies
  • Harness compatible
  • Condom-safe

Cons

  • Non-vibrating
  • A little heavy
  • Might be too large for some users

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe

When I first received and tried this dildo, I was genuinely blown away by the quality compared to the price. I’ve had it for close to four years at this point and I still reach for it time and again. I love pretty much everything about it. I love how much it reminds me of the real thing, I love the intense pressure from the large head on my G-spot, I love the thick, dense, just-the-tiniest-bit-squishy silicone. It’s genuinely fabulous and I can’t believe it’s less than $40.

How I Use It

My favorite way to use this dildo is coupled with a clitoral vibrator for dual stimulation. I either insert the toy and then wiggle it with one hand while using a clit vibe with my other hand, or (even better) ask a partner to use the dildo on me while I use a clitoral vibrator on myself. Though I can occasionally orgasm from G-spot stimulation alone, in practice I rarely masturbate that way and much prefer to use dildos in conjunction with clitoral toys. Though I rarely use dildos hands-free and therefore have little use for the suction cup in and of itself, I find that the cup and balls make a useful sort of “handle”. This makes the toy comfortable to hold and easy to manipulate, whether I’m using it on myself or someone else.

As a Strap-On

I’ve used this dildo for strap-on play a few times. It’s got a lot to recommend it – it’s firm enough that I can get a good thrust that’s hard enough to please my partner, it sticks out at just above a 90 degree angle (similar to a typical bio penis when erect), and the large base means it stays firmly in the harness. Honestly, the only slight downside is that it’s quite heavy. This isn’t really a problem as such, but it does mean that strap-on sex is a little more physically strenuous after a while!

Design

Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe Design

This is an excellently designed toy. Its shape and size are perfect in my opinion - big enough but not too massive. And the detailing really does make it look, well, lifelike. The Lifelike Lover Luxe is the most realistic dildo I've tried at anything close to this price point. It's also nice and flexible, which is ideal for G-spot or P-spot targeted stimulation. I do wish they'd kept the purple version and other bright colorways, though!

Ease of Use

Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe Ease of Use

This dildo really couldn't be easier to use. Just lube up and go! Thanks to the wide base, it's equally easy to use with your favorite strap-on harness. The suction cup is impressively strong and stays put on a range of surfaces - walls, desks, doors, bathroom tiles, windows...

Quality

Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe Quality

The Lifelike Lover Luxe is beautifully made for the price. Mine has been used countless times at this point and it's still in absolutely pristine condition. As long as you keep it clean and use the correct lubes with it, I don't see any reason that this product shouldn't last you a lifetime.

Price

Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe Price

The Lifelike Lover Luxe 8 inch costs just $39.99. For a high quality, suction cup enabled and harness compatible dildo in a body-safe material, this is astonishingly good value. No need for those on a budget to buy horrible unsafe materials that will just break down and possibly harm your body when options like this are available!

Performance

Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe Performance

This is one of my absolute favorite dildos in my entire collection (which is extensive.) I reach for it all the time when I'm looking for a good all-rounder. It looks and feels pleasingly lifelike, and it's just the right level of firm versus flexible. The bulbous head also offers absolutely dreamy G-spot stimulation.

Packaging

Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe Packaging

My Lifelike Lover arrived in cardboard packaging with Lovehoney branding. It's plain and basic, but functional, and being cardboard means you can recycle pretty much all of it.

Materials and care

Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe Materials and care

t’s important to note that some of the products in the Lifelike Lover are made of PVC, which is a porous and potentially toxic toy material. Therefore, double check before buying to ensure you are getting the silicone version. Pure silicone toys, like this one, are body-safe, hypoallergenic and non-porous. The silicone is soft and pliable enough to feel gorgeous, but firm enough to get a decent thrust with it. It's very matte and can be a little "grabby", so use plenty of lube. Clean your toy with warm water and gentle soap, or boil it in a pan on the stove for 10 minutes to sterilize it.

Special feature

Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe Special feature

This toy’s special feature is the attention to detail in the design. Not only is it realistically shaped, with a curved shaft and a head and even a meatus (the urethral opening), it’s also realistically textured, with veins along the shaft and skin-like texturing to the balls.

Specifications and features

Length8" inches
Insertable length7" inches
Diameter1.6" at widest point inches
WaterproofYes 
Materials100% body-safe silicone 
FlexibilityFlexible 
Harness Size1.5" O-ring inches
Condom safeYes 

Comparing Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe with alternatives

Compare Lovehoney Lifelike Lover LuxeLovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe
Overall score4.8 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 3.9 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0
Bedbible rating5.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 3.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0
User rating4.5 / 5.0
from 88 users
4.8 / 5.0
from 12 users
5 / 5.0
from 1 users
4.8 / 5.0
from 4 users
4.4 / 5.0
from 114 users
4.9 / 5.0
from 69 users
PriceAffordable Affordable Pricey Moderate Affordable Affordable
Design100 / 100 80 / 100 90 / 100 75 / 100 98 / 100 80 / 100
Ease of use90 / 100 100 / 100 70 / 100 100 / 100 98 / 100 70 / 100
Quality100 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 99 / 100 89 / 100
Sound------
Power------
Buzzy/Rumbly------
Length8" inches7.24 inches8.75 inches10 inches8 inches10 inches
Insertable length7" inches6.5 inches7.75 inches9.75 inches7 inches8.5 inches
Diameter1.6" at widest point inches1.5 inches1.7 inches1.8 inches1.75 inches4.5 inches
WaterproofYes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Materials100% body-safe silicone Silicone Silicone Borosilicate Glass Silicone Borosilicate Glass
FlexibilityFlexible Medium High -Flexible -
Harness Size1.5" O-ring inches-----
Condom safeYes -----
Storage Bag Included-No Yes Yes No Yes
Colors Available-Black / rose White with pink, yellow and blue accents Clear -Purple
Texture---Smooth with bumpy nodules Ribbed -
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Age: 31
Gender: Femme
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Sex toy experience: Experienced
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