The 9 Best Big Dildos for Long and Thick Thrills
Our reviews of big dildos explained
A lot of people absolutely love big dildos and have had all kinds of experiences with them, so when it came to writing our review on big dildos we wanted their honest and truthful opinions on them. After all, if YOU want to buy one of these gigantic sex toys then you’re going to want the honest lowdown on each and every one of them! That’s why we spent over 70 hours uncovering the pros, cons, ups, downs, and everything in between of these dildos! We then got our team of sex toy testing experts to look at each and every big dildo and discover everything that they could about them. This combined mass of unbiased information helped us put together the most comprehensive, well-thought-out, and complete big dildo reviews out there!
What is a big dildo
Dildos are one of the most popular and well-loved sex toys out there, and in this review we're taking a look at some of the larger options that are out there. They provide move of a stretch and more of a filled up feeling, which is exactly the kind of sexy sensation that some people are looking for. More often than not big dildos look and feel realistic and life-like, and are just like scaled up versions of the more average sized dildos that are out there. They are more advanced toys for the more experienced dildo lovers out there!
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The 9 Best big dildos in Test
Fun Factory The Boss Stud
The Fun Factory The Boss Stud will leave you feeling fantastically full and satisfied. Made of silicone, it is soft and realistic feeling, yet firm and strong. It boasts an impressive 7.5 inches of insertable length, and features life-like veining down the shaft of the dildo for extra stimulation while you pleasure yourself. Looking for hands-free fun? Well the strong suction cup and flared base allow you to stick it to a wall (or any other flat surface for that matter) and pound away to your heart’s content!
The Fun Factory The Boss Stud is a big boy! It is a filling and stretching dildo that can be manually controlled or suction cupped to any flat surface and ridden. It might not be the best dildos for beginners, considering the size of the length and girth, however the body-safe silicone feels incredible! Is it going to be a big dildo for everyone? No, it doesn’t look as realistic as it could and there are no vibration features or anything like that. But as far as big dildos go, the Fun Factory The Boss Stud is a pretty great one!
Dr. Skin Dr. Carter
The Dr. Skin Dr. Carter is a well-designed, large and exceptionally proportioned dildo. The base of this toy features a powerful suction cup, so you can stick this big dildo to any surface for solo play. Got a harness? Well it can be strapped into a harness for amazingly deep penetrative play. Dr. Skin is made of a fantastic feeling silicone that feels as realistic as it looks. You’re sure in for a night of being filled up with this gigantic bad boy!
The Dr. Skin Dr. Carter is a pleasingly long and wide dildo that can be used for solo sessions or with a partner. It looks incredible, featuring all the hallmarks of a real cock – from the realistic head to the throbbing veins. Surely that in itself will be a massive turn on for some people. Made from silicone, it feels fantastic, and has a certain amount of flex to it, so it’s not too solid. Some people may prefer a smoother shaft for slicker and more streamlines insertion, but this may just be a personal preference thing. Overall it’s a wonderful big dildo that can be used in a variety of different ways, be it manually, hands-free, or with a harness.
Lovehoney Curved Silicone Suction Cup Dildo
The Lovehoney Curved Silicone Suction Cup Dildo is a sexily satisfying dildo with a curved shaft, remarkably smooth texture, and a flared base. Ideal for beginners, this curved silicone toy also features a suction cup for hands-free fun! Slip it into a harness for a perfect pegging experience or some strap-on play with your partner. It’s a great place to start if you’ve never tried larger dildos before, because whether you’re using it manually, sticking it to a wall, or using it with a partner, it’s bound to have satisfying results.
The Lovehoney Curved Silicone Suction Cup Dildo, on the whole (no pun intended)! With its flexibility, and it’s smooth, long, and perfectly curved shape, it makes a great starting point for those that haven’t tried out big dildos before. The suction cup might not be the most powerful and some people might find the shape and girth dildo to be a little uncomfortable. Also, the firmness of the toy might be a bit of an issue for those who are used to something stronger. However as a starter big dildo, it’s worth getting your hands on.
Vixen Gambler VixSkin Dildo
With its impressive length and girth, the Vixen Gambler VixSkin Dildo is a dream come true for those that like it large! As with all other Vixen products, it is made of premium silicone, which not only looks realistic but feels realistic too. It is highly flexible and tear resistant, therefore you can use them safe in the knowledge that there won’t be any problems. The main draw of this toy is its mighty girth, and trust us when we say it will give you the stretch of a lifetime!
If you want a thick dildo then the Vixen Gambler VixSkin Dildo will suit you down to the ground. Its incredible girth is matched by its impressive length, and only the bravest of souls will be able to take it all! Material wise it feels amazing, and the VixSkin silicone is an amazing substitute for the real thing! Now its main feature is also its main drawback, and some people will definitely struggle to handle such a thick dildo. So we’d recommend this dildo only to the most experiences of big dildo users! For beginners and even some intermediate users this monster will be far too big to handle!
Doc Johnson The Naturals Vibrator
The Doc Johnson The Naturals Vibrator is a knee-knockigly amazing dildo that has all the features of a vibrating toy too. Enjoy the multiple speeds and patterns of those vibrations that can be controlled via the easy to use twist-at-the-base vibrator that can be slipped into the bottom of the dildo. Long, filling, and firm but soft to touch, this gigantic beast boasts raised veins and skin folds that give it an orgasmically life-like look and feel. Push it nice and deep and then let that vibrator get to work, starting on a slow speed and then gradually turning it up until you can’t hold back any longer!
Does the Doc Johnson The Naturals Vibrator look amazing? Yes! Do the vibrations feel great? Yes! Does it do the job well? Yes! But we’d avoid this toy, and let us tell you why. It is made of PVC, which isn’t a very body safe material at all. It has been known to leech harmful chemicals from the toy and into the body, which can obviously cause some damage. Also, the quality of the toy itself degrades quickly. If the Doc Johnson The Naturals Vibrator was made from silicone or TPE, it would be a double thumbs up from us, because the vibrator feels undeniably awesome. But as it stands it’s one that we’ll give a miss, unfortunately.
NS Novelties Suction Cup Dildo
The NS Novelties Suction Cup Dildo is designed for pure and unadulterated pleasure. Designed to look and feel just like a real cock, it can be attached to any flat smooth surface using the powerful suction cup at the base. It is made of a sexily soft dual-density silicone and features a curved shape that makes it super easy to reach your G or P-spot when riding it. Perfect-o! So stick it to the wall, cover it in lube, and get the orgasm that you deserve!
The NS Novelties Suction Cup Dildo couldn’t be any more awesome if it tried. It is well-made and looks just like the real thing (apart from the colour – if yours or your partner’s cock is that colour then you should consult a doctor)! It is well proportioned, and the nicely long length is matched by the stretchingly fun girth. The dual density silicone is what tips this toy over the edge though, as it gives it a perfectly realistic feeling texture. It has a soft outer layer that covers a more firm and inflexible inner core – just like the real deal! So if real-feel is important to you then this big dildo is the answer to your prayers!
Doc Johnson Black Thunder
If you love porn then there’s a good chance that you’ve encountered the pornstar called Black Thunder. Well this is a toy cast directly from his penis! Huge in both length and girth, it is deeply curved for extreme G-spot or P-spot stimulation. It’s a real treat for those that are more experienced with big dildos. This mighty PVC monster boasts a Vac-U-Lock cup base, meaning you can stick it to any hard, flat surface for some good old-fashioned hands-free fun!
The Doc Johnson Black Thunder really is for lovers of porn as well as lovers of large dildos. In theory, at least. To start off with it has a massive length and girth, and a realistically textured shaft. It certainly looks the part, but it’s definitely not beginner-friendly because of the gargantuan girth! However, the negatives unfortunately outweigh the positives. It is made from PVC, a porous material prone to harboring germs and bacteria. There are other more serious risks associated with PVC toys, so we would recommend choosing a toy made out of a body-safe material, or at the very least using condoms with dildos made from this material.
Blush Au Naturel Sensa
The Blush Au Naturel Sensa is a super realistic suction cup dildo that you can pick up for an affordable price. It is rigid yet flexible, meaning it has the realistic feel of a real-life cock. It is an ideal size, if you want something a little larger than normal, and length-wise and width-wise it will fit comfortably in most bodies. Because of the suction cup at the base it can easily be stuck to any flat and smooth surface. Want to share the fun with your partner? Simply attach it to a harness and pound away!
The Blush Au Naturel Sensa is a large and realistic feeling dildo that boasts incredibly real feeling dual density technology. It is firm and rigid, yet also soft, flesh-like, and semi-flexible. The suction cup base gives you some great options, and you can use it in the bath, shower, or wherever there’s a flat and smooth surface. It’s not the biggest dildo in this review, so if you want something larger inside you, then you might want to look elsewhere. But it’s still definitely above average! It is also made from TPE, which – while body-safe – will require a little extra TCL to keep it clean, hygienic, and in tip-top condition!
Tantus Cisco Silicone Dildo
The Tantus Cisco Silicone Dildo is a massive, ribbed sex toy that is ready to provide you with a sexy challenge! Standing at over 11 inches in length it will certainly fill you up and wear you out. Around its shaft are rings and ridges, giving it a tantalizingly pleasing texture. While it’s definitely not something for beginners to the world of big dildos, more advanced users will absolutely love it. Material wise it is made up of 100% soft ultra-premium silicone, meaning that the quality of this toy is absolutely top-notch!
If you want a supremely high quality dildo then the Tantus Cisco Silicone Dildo is here for you. Built to last and designed to give an amazing stretch and sense of fullness, it is one of the largest dildo-like toys that we’ve reviewed. The ridges feel great and give you that extra jolt of pleasure as they slip in and out of you. However, this toy is probably only suitable for people with experiences in the larger toy arena, as beginners might struggle with the huge size. It’s not a dildo you can start out with. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, but it’s a toy you can aspire to work up to. But for those that love a good long vibrator or a proper workout with a big dildo, they are going to love it!
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We’ve looked at some incredibly sized dildos in this review, but what if we were to take it a step further. Well, a hop, a skip, and a jump further! Let’s take a look at what could potentially be the world’s biggest dildo!
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When is a dildo TOO big?
Okay, so we’ve talked about a lot of big dildos in this review, but here’s a good question: when is a dildo TOO big? Well, everyone is different and can handle and tolerate different sensations and levels of pain. But ultimately a dildo is TOO big when your body is telling you it is! Everyone likes a good stretch and to feel filled up, but everyone had their limits where it crosses the line from being pleasurable, to being uncomfortable or even painful. Listen to your body! If it’s telling you the dildo is too bit – IT IS!
How to use big dildos
Big dildos might look a little intimidating or even scary at first, but worry not, because it’s quite simple really, and we’re here to talk you through how to use them!
Grab the lube!
Grab your favorite water-based lubricant and apply it generously to both the large dildo and your vagina or butt. Making sure that you’re as wet, slippy and good to take it as possible is the name of the game!
Slide it inside!
It’s now time to take that big dildo in whichever hole you choose! – slide that lubed up dildo nice and slowly inside yourself. Take your time, there’s no rush! It’s all about enjoying the sensations that such big dildos provide, and feeling how stretched out and filled up you are!
Have lots of fun!
Try moving the big dildo in and out, varying the pressures and speeds to find out exactly how and where you like it! Manually controlled big dildos feel amazing, and you really do have ultimate control of the experience. Electric vibrating or moving big dildos provide more intimately unpredictable pleasures! Whichever you go for…ENJOY!
How to clean big dildos
If you buy a big dildo, you're going to have to learn how to keep it nice and clean. Don't worry, it's nothing too strenuous or crazy, but it is more than rinsing it under some water, throwing it back in the drawer, and calling it a day. Here are a few useful resources that will help you figure out exactly how to clean your big dildos!
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.
Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.
If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.