Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo — Test & Review

Elaine Turner
by Elaine TurnerUpdated:
4.8/5

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Overall Rating

4.8/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Elaine Turner

User Ratings:

5.0/5.0

Based on user reviews

95/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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70/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

70/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Affordable

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Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

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BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

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My Verdict

Overall, this is an excellent quality dildo for those looking for a long and girthy fantasy adventure. The Aqua-King is stunningly beautiful and features a versatile suction cup that makes it both harness compatible and great for solo-rides. The only thing I would change about this product is the packaging.

Buy, if you...

  1. Are an intermediate to advanced user who loves stretching or being stretched out
  2. Are a vulva-owner who want a super girthy dildo to stretch them out or stimulate the V-spot
  3. Have a mermaid/merman/merperson or general ocean fetish/kink
  4. Want a beautiful dildo that stands out in your collection!
  5. Need a harness-compatible dildo that also has a suction cup

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Are a dildo beginner or just prefer a smaller dildo
  2. Want a dildo with a realistic, fleshy look
  3. Are looking for a dildo that comes with its own storage bag
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About The Uberrime Aqua-King

The Aqua-King certainly lives up to its name and reputation! This stunning fantasy mer-themed dildo will bring color and interest to any sex toy collection. Marketed as 7.5", mine measures 8", an extra half inch! Score! It comes in a swirled green/blue and gold design featuring fish scales from the second rung down. It's a behemoth, to say the least, promising intense G-spot stimulation or anal opening stimulation for anyone who is into stretching sensations!

Pros

  • Great value
  • Strong suction cup
  • Harness compatible
  • Wonderful variation in textures around the dildo
  • Stunningly beautiful

Cons

  • Packaging was a disappointment
  • Doesn't stick well to wet surfaces
  • Is best for an advanced user due to it's size

My Experience With Uberrime Aqua-King

My Personal Experiences with Uberrime Aqua-King

First Impressions

“Well, that’s not what I expected,” was my first thought on opening the box. I assumed that the Aqua-King would come in much more dramatic packaging. Instead, it came in a simple plastic bag. Which could be a good or a bad thing depending on who you are. If you’re anxious for it to arrive, you’ll be able to rip into the bag easily. It certainly was heavier than I anticipated. But I shouldn’t be surprised since it’s made from flexible-density platinum silicone and handmade in the USA, which I’m all about. Both materials and manufacturing ethics are significant deciding factors when it comes to me choosing a sex toy.

A Surprise Suction Cup

Initially, it seemed like this dildo didn’t have a suction cup, which was a huge disappointment. But it stuck fast when I put it on my countertop to clean it before use! Then I tried it on the wall, a bookcase, and in my shower. It stuck to everything! Although, it sticks better to a dry tiled surface than anything else. So if you have granite countertops in your kitchen, you know what to do! Plus, it’s also harness compatible! Love the versatility of such a reasonably priced and high-quality dildo.

Design

Uberrime Aqua-King Design

The swirling aquamarine and gold design is visually stunning and stands out in my ever-growing sex toy collection. I also love how the subtle glitter in the platinum silicone catches the light. The head is bulbous, making insertion a moment of triumph for any who achieve it. It also features two knob-like rings arguing down the shaft towards the base, and a really subtle and incredibly thoughtful detail is that one side of the dildo has a kind of "fin" to it. Meaning there's an extra ridge stimulating you during playtime — you can twist the Aqua-King in any direction to get that additional fin to pleasure!

Ease of Use

Uberrime Aqua-King Ease of Use

The Aqua-King is not for the faint of heart or for those with a low-lying cervix. Insertion takes a fair amount of patience and lubricant if stretching isn't your hobby! Personally, it was a challenge but a rewarding one. Because of the flexibility density, you can easily target internal pleasure points, no matter which way you twist it. The bulbous rings and scales around the center of the dildo also provide constantly changing stimulation. While I used this dildo vaginally, I believe this toy is best suited for intermediate and advanced anal play. The anus is infinitely expansive and can take nearly anything you put inside it. The Aqua-King dildo would surely be life-changing if only I was born with a prostate. This got a 70 because it's so girthy and long that many people will likely find it to be a *touch* challenging

Quality

Uberrime Aqua-King Quality

Again, I was surprised at how high-quality it was. I believe in being a harsh judge of packaging, so I was initially disheartened. But when I opened it, it didn't stink from manufacturing materials like so many other dildos out there. It was actually the silicone it was promised to be! I was pleased and relieved. The flat suction cup is a real sticking point for me — I couldn't have been more impressed. While the design was a bit jarring for any non-practiced eyes, it really is a thing of handcrafted beauty. Since they're individually made and created in the USA, each Aqua-King will be a completely unique piece with no other *quite* like it. While it does appear and feel pretty high-quality, I felt like the single-density really took away from the product overall.

Price

Uberrime Aqua-King Price

At just $107, this is an excellent purchase. There are so few dildos made from boilable, non-porous materials, especially at this price point. Other dildos made from TPE/TPR or other porous materials quickly mold, disintegrate, tear, and fall apart. Worst of all, they have microscopic pores that hide bacteria and other icky stuff, no matter how well you clean them. Because the Aqua-King is made from non-porous body-safe silicone, you can chuck it in a pot of boiling water for a few minutes or toss it in the dishwasher. That makes it simple to sterilize and safe to share! Also, safe for any opening you want to try and stuff this bad boy into. This is really an excellent price for the product.

Performance

Uberrime Aqua-King Performance

This was a patience game for someone who isn't very into stretching. But the varying textures and ribbing all down the sides made for a patient and pleasurable product. The suction cup holds fast, and the flat surface is easy to hold onto if you're the inserting partner. Because of its flexibility, it's easy to target any internal pleasure point you're after without getting into any strange positions. One thing, which could be positive or negative, is that aforementioned flexibility. Many fantasy dildos are that way, so you can get the precise experience you want. What makes the Aqua-King unique is that you feel a sense of accomplishment just from insertion, let alone from getting off!

Packaging

Uberrime Aqua-King Packaging

As I previously stated, the packaging was a disappointment. I had hoped for a fabric storage bag for this price point. However, the bag does have all the information you need for care and storage, something that very few other dildos on the market have.

Materials and care

Uberrime Aqua-King Materials and care

Made from body-safe platinum silicone, this is a super durable toy. But, like with every other sex toy on the market, you'll need to take good care of it. Wash it with gentle hand soap and warm water, or in your dishwasher in the top rack (no detergent added, please!) Alternatively, the best way to clean it is to put it in a pot of boiling water for a few minutes, then let it air dry. As with all silicone toys, only use the Aqua-King with a water-based lube. Mixing silicone with silicone can cause the body-safe materials to break down and become compromised. Store it separately from other silicone toys in a dark, temperature-controlled place.

Specifications and features

Length8.5 inches
Insertable length7.5 inches
Diameter2 inches
MaterialsPlatinum Silicone 
WaterproofYes 
FlexibilityFlexible 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailableGreen/Gold (handpoured, so each dildo is unique) and glittery 

Comparing Uberrime Aqua-King with alternatives

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Overall score4.8 / 5.0 4.6 / 5.0 NaN / 5.0 NaN / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 5 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 35 users
NaN / 5.0
from 0 users
NaN / 5.0
from 0 users
4.9 / 5.0
from 12 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 76 users
PriceAffordable Moderate Affordable Premium Affordable Moderate
Design95 / 100 75 / 100 75 / 100 100 / 100 95 / 100 100 / 100
Ease of use70 / 100 83 / 100 100 / 100 85 / 100 80 / 100 90 / 100
Quality70 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 85 / 100 100 / 100
Sound------
Power------
Buzzy/Rumbly------
Length8.5 inches7 inches7.5 inches7 inches10.82 inches9 inches
Insertable length7.5 inches5.5 inches5.5-6.5 inches-8.66 inches8 inches
Diameter2 inches1.5 inches1 inches1.19 — 1.6 inches2.28 inches1 inches
MaterialsPlatinum Silicone Glass Glass Rose quartz Platinum Silicone Metal
WaterproofYes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
FlexibilityFlexible ---High Rigid
Storage Bag IncludedNo Yes No Yes No -
Colors AvailableGreen/Gold (handpoured, so each dildo is unique) and glittery Gold --Natural, Rainbow -
Condom safe-Yes ----
Weight--1.24 lbs-1.55 lbs-
Rechargeable---Not in the conventional sense! --
Texture----Smooth and Soft -
Allergies-----Latex-Free, Phthalate-Free
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FAQ

Is the Uberrime Aqua-King dildo suitable for beginners?
I would not recommend the Aqua-King to beginners, as it's definitely on the large side! Both in terms of length and girth, this dildo is big, and may be uncomfortable or even unusable to those who don't have experience with larger insertable objects.
Does the Uberrime Aqua-King have a suction cup?
Yes, the Aqua-King has a low-profile suction cup that is strong and sticks to all kinds of surfaces, as long as they're smooth, clean and dry. The suction cup also acts a flared base that makes it great for use in strap-on harnesses.
Does the Uberrime Aqua-King come with a storage bag?
The Aqua-King comes packaged in a plastic bag, but does not come with a dedicated fabric storage bag. You could store it in its original packaging, or find another, preferably fabric bag to store it in.
Is the Aqua-King harness compatible?
Absolutely! The suction cup base is completely flat, therefore you can easily put it in any universal O-ring harness!
What lubricant can I use with the Aqua-King?
Water-based lubes and silicone dildos are best friends! While water-based does dry up quickly compared to silicone-based lubricants, it won't damage your dildo and ensures you'll have this toy to enjoy for years to come.

Instructions - Manual

The Uberrime Aqua-King dildo doesn’t have an instruction manual, but is simple to use. Check out my guide above for more details. The Aqua-King needs very little instruction! Just make sure to clean it thoroughly before and after each use using boiling water or a dishwasher to ensure it’s fully sanitized. To use for penetration, please always pair this hefty dildo with a thick water-based lubricant.

Author
Elaine Turner
Elaine Turner

Hi, I’m Elaine!

I’m a sex, dating, and relationship coach & pleasure product guru. I’ve been featured in many place such as Yahoo! UK, Cosmo, and MindBodyGreen.

I’m originally from northern California but now call Sydney, Australia my home.

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