Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo — Test & Review

Elaine Turner
by Elaine TurnerLast updated: 
Uberrime Aqua-King

The Aqua-King certainly lives up to its name and reputation! This stunning fantasy mer-themed dildo will bring color and interest to any sex toy collection. Marketed as 7.5", mine measures 8", an extra half inch! Score! It comes in a swirled green/blue and gold design featuring fish scales from the second rung down. It's a behemoth, to say the least, promising intense G-spot stimulation or anal opening stimulation for anyone who is into stretching sensations!

Design:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Uberrime Aqua-King.

95/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

70/100
Quality:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

70/100
Price:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Low
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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 4.5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Uberrime Aqua-King.

4.5/5.0
User rating:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

5.0/5.0
Sources
5 / 5  SheVibe (5)
Design:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Uberrime Aqua-King.

 95/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

 70/100
Quality:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

 70/100
Price:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

 Low
Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
Bedbible rating:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 4.5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Uberrime Aqua-King.

 4.5/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

 5.0/5.0

Sources
5 / 5  SheVibe (5)
Price:Low

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Bedbible rating: 4.5

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 4.5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Uberrime Aqua-King.

User rating: 5

Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

Sources
5/5SheVibe (5)

Table of contents (16)

My Personal Experiences

My Personal Experiences with Uberrime Aqua-King

First Impressions

“Well, that’s not what I expected,” was my first thought on opening the box. I assumed that the Aqua-King would come in much more dramatic packaging. Instead, it came in a simple plastic bag. Which could be a good or a bad thing depending on who you are. If you’re anxious for it to arrive, you’ll be able to rip into the bag easily. It certainly was heavier than I anticipated. But I shouldn’t be surprised since it’s made from flexible-density platinum silicone and handmade in the USA, which I’m all about. Both materials and manufacturing ethics are significant deciding factors when it comes to me choosing a sex toy.

A Surprise Suction Cup

Initially, it seemed like this dildo didn’t have a suction cup, which was a huge disappointment. But it stuck fast when I put it on my countertop to clean it before use! Then I tried it on the wall, a bookcase, and in my shower. It stuck to everything! Although, it sticks better to a dry tiled surface than anything else. So if you have granite countertops in your kitchen, you know what to do! Plus, it’s also harness compatible! Love the versatility of such a reasonably priced and high-quality dildo.

Pros
ProsGreat value
ProsStrong suction cup
ProsHarness compatible
ProsWonderful variation in textures around the dildo
ProsStunningly beautiful
Cons
ProsPackaging was a disappointment
ProsDoesn't stick well to wet surfaces
ProsIs best for an advanced user due to it's size

Design

My Personal Experiences with Uberrime Aqua-King

The swirling aquamarine and gold design is visually stunning and stands out in my ever-growing sex toy collection. I also love how the subtle glitter in the platinum silicone catches the light. The head is bulbous, making insertion a moment of triumph for any who achieve it. It also features two knob-like rings arguing down the shaft towards the base, and a really subtle and incredibly thoughtful detail is that one side of the dildo has a kind of "fin" to it. Meaning there's an extra ridge stimulating you during playtime — you can twist the Aqua-King in any direction to get that additional fin to pleasure!

Ease of Use

My Personal Experiences with Uberrime Aqua-King

The Aqua-King is not for the faint of heart or for those with a low-lying cervix. Insertion takes a fair amount of patience and lubricant if stretching isn't your hobby! Personally, it was a challenge but a rewarding one. Because of the flexibility density, you can easily target internal pleasure points, no matter which way you twist it. The bulbous rings and scales around the center of the dildo also provide constantly changing stimulation. While I used this dildo vaginally, I believe this toy is best suited for intermediate and advanced anal play. The anus is infinitely expansive and can take nearly anything you put inside it. The Aqua-King dildo would surely be life-changing if only I was born with a prostate. This got a 70 because it's so girthy and long that many people will likely find it to be a *touch* challenging

Quality

My Personal Experiences with Uberrime Aqua-King

Again, I was surprised at how high-quality it was. I believe in being a harsh judge of packaging, so I was initially disheartened. But when I opened it, it didn't stink from manufacturing materials like so many other dildos out there. It was actually the silicone it was promised to be! I was pleased and relieved. The flat suction cup is a real sticking point for me — I couldn't have been more impressed. While the design was a bit jarring for any non-practiced eyes, it really is a thing of handcrafted beauty. Since they're individually made and created in the USA, each Aqua-King will be a completely unique piece with no other *quite* like it. While it does appear and feel pretty high-quality, I felt like the single-density really took away from the product overall.

Price

My Personal Experiences with Uberrime Aqua-King

At just $107, this is an excellent purchase. There are so few dildos made from boilable, non-porous materials, especially at this price point. Other dildos made from TPE/TPR or other porous materials quickly mold, disintegrate, tear, and fall apart. Worst of all, they have microscopic pores that hide bacteria and other icky stuff, no matter how well you clean them. Because the Aqua-King is made from non-porous body-safe silicone, you can chuck it in a pot of boiling water for a few minutes or toss it in the dishwasher. That makes it simple to sterilize and safe to share! Also, safe for any opening you want to try and stuff this bad boy into. This is really an excellent price for the product.

Performance

My Personal Experiences with Uberrime Aqua-King

This was a patience game for someone who isn't very into stretching. But the varying textures and ribbing all down the sides made for a patient and pleasurable product. The suction cup holds fast, and the flat surface is easy to hold onto if you're the inserting partner. Because of its flexibility, it's easy to target any internal pleasure point you're after without getting into any strange positions. One thing, which could be positive or negative, is that aforementioned flexibility. Many fantasy dildos are that way, so you can get the precise experience you want. What makes the Aqua-King unique is that you feel a sense of accomplishment just from insertion, let alone from getting off!

Packaging

My Personal Experiences with Uberrime Aqua-King

As I previously stated, the packaging was a disappointment. I had hoped for a fabric storage bag for this price point. However, the bag does have all the information you need for care and storage, something that very few other dildos on the market have.

Materials and care

My Personal Experiences with Uberrime Aqua-King

Made from body-safe platinum silicone, this is a super durable toy. But, like with every other sex toy on the market, you'll need to take good care of it. Wash it with gentle hand soap and warm water, or in your dishwasher in the top rack (no detergent added, please!) Alternatively, the best way to clean it is to put it in a pot of boiling water for a few minutes, then let it air dry. As with all silicone toys, only use the Aqua-King with a water-based lube. Mixing silicone with silicone can cause the body-safe materials to break down and become compromised. Store it separately from other silicone toys in a dark, temperature-controlled place.

Tested and reviewed by

Elaine Turner

Age:
31
Sex toy experience:
Clinical Sexologist | Sex, Dating, & Relationship Coach | Pleasure Product Guru
Gender:
Female she/her
Sexual orientation:
Recommended for the advanced user

The Uberrime Aqua-King was rated 90 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with considerable experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced

You should buy the Uberrime Aqua-King if you...

You should buyAre an intermediate to advanced user who loves stretching or being stretched out
You should buyAre a vulva-owner who want a super girthy dildo to stretch them out or stimulate the V-spot
You should buyHave a mermaid/merman/merperson or general ocean fetish/kink
You should buyWant a beautiful dildo that stands out in your collection!
You should buyNeed a harness-compatible dildo that also has a suction cup

You should NOT buy the Uberrime Aqua-King if you...

You should NOT buyAre a dildo beginner or just prefer a smaller dildo
You should NOT buyWant a dildo with a realistic, fleshy look
You should NOT buyAre looking for a dildo that comes with its own storage bag

Specifications and features

Specifications and features Uberrime Aqua-King
Length8.5 inches
Insertable length7.5 inches
Diameter2 inches
MaterialsPlatinum Silicone 
WaterproofYes 
FlexibilityFlexible 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailableGreen/Gold (handpoured, so each dildo is unique) and glittery 

Conclusion

Overall, this is an excellent quality dildo for those looking for a long and girthy fantasy adventure. The Aqua-King is stunningly beautiful and features a versatile suction cup that makes it both harness compatible and great for solo-rides. The only thing I would change about this product is the packaging.

Comparing Uberrime Aqua-King with alternatives

Uberrime Aqua-King
Uberrime Aqua-King
Colours Pleasures 5 Inch Dildo
Colours Pleasures 5 Inch Dildo
Liquid Silicone Real Foreskin Dildo by Adora Dildos
Liquid Silicone Real Foreskin Dildo by Adora Dildos
Crystal Heart Glass Dildo
Crystal Heart Glass Dildo
Maia Kendall Dildo
Maia Kendall Dildo
Tantaly Channing
Tantaly Channing
Overall score4.8 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0 3.0 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 1.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 3.6 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 5 users
3.9 / 5.0
from 7 users
4.9 / 5.0
from 10 users
4.9 / 5.0
from 83 users
4.4 / 5.0
from 117 users
4.4 / 5.0
from 14 users
PriceLow Low Low Low Low Medium
Design95 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100 95 / 100 98 / 100 98 / 100
Ease of use70 / 100 99 / 100 50 / 100 75 / 100 98 / 100 65 / 100
Quality70 / 100 100 / 100 5 / 100 100 / 100 99 / 100 92 / 100
Sound------
Power------
Buzzy/Rumbly------
Length8.5 inches7 inches8 inches8 inches8 inchesPenis: 7.09, Leg: 3.94 inches
Insertable length7.5 inches5.25 inches7.5 inches6 inches7 inchesAnus: 5.91 inches
Diameter2 inches1.5 inches-1.4 inches1.75 inches-
MaterialsPlatinum Silicone Body-safe silicone -Borosilicate Glass Silicone TPE
WaterproofYes Yes Submersible Yes Yes Yes
FlexibilityFlexible Firm -Rigid Flexible -
Storage Bag IncludedNo No -Yes No Yes
Colors AvailableGreen/Gold (handpoured, so each dildo is unique) and glittery Pink, Purple, Blue, Black, Rainbow, 3 Skin Tones ---Fair & Wheat
Width--1.7 inches---
Texture----Ribbed -
Height-----21.26 inches
Diameter (internal)-----Anus: 0.28 inches
Weight-----37.17 lbs
Condom safe-----Yes
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How to use Uberrime Aqua-King

When you get the Aqua-King, first take a picture of the care instructions featured on the packaging bag. That way you'll never lose them! Then, give your dildo a deep clean by submerging it in boiling water for a few minutes. Alternatively, you could put it in the top part of your dishwasher (without soap) and let it run! Remember to always wash your toys before and after use.

Uberrime Aqua-King
Vaginal insertion
Uberrime Aqua-King
To insert vaginally, for the average user, make sure you're fully tented first. Go through the pattern of: 10-15 minutes of non-genital stimulation 10-15 minutes of indirect genital stimulation (i.e. clitoral, V-spot, etc.) Then, add water-based lubricant to yourself and the toy before slowly insert the Aqua-King inside of you. Take a deep breath and take it slow for a very memorable experience.
Anal insertion
Uberrime Aqua-King
This is only for the advanced anal players out there! Go through your usual warm-up techniques including: -Stimulating the genitals as you do during masturbation -Playing with your external anal rim and sphincters and ensure there is ample water-based lube available Then, slowly insert the well-lubricated Aqua-King inside you! Don't be afraid to add more lube as you continue your journey.
Uberrime Aqua-King
Uberrime Aqua-King
Harness for Pegging
Uberrime Aqua-King
Pegging will be a breeze with the Aqua-King. Just go through the above steps based on which hole you're going to insert the dildo into. Then, slide your Aqua-king into your universal harness and enjoy!
On a countertop or any hard surface
Uberrime Aqua-King
The subtle suction cup makes this excellent for solo-rides or for voyeuristic/exhibitionistic adventure! Simply slap the flat end of the Aqua-King against any firm, non-porous surface (i.e. your kitchen countertop, your tiled bathroom wall, etc.) Then, apply water-based lubricant and enjoy your ride!
Uberrime Aqua-King

FAQ

Is the Uberrime Aqua-King dildo suitable for beginners?
I would not recommend the Aqua-King to beginners, as it's definitely on the large side! Both in terms of length and girth, this dildo is big, and may be uncomfortable or even unusable to those who don't have experience with larger insertable objects.
Does the Uberrime Aqua-King have a suction cup?
Yes, the Aqua-King has a low-profile suction cup that is strong and sticks to all kinds of surfaces, as long as they're smooth, clean and dry. The suction cup also acts a flared base that makes it great for use in strap-on harnesses.
Does the Uberrime Aqua-King come with a storage bag?
The Aqua-King comes packaged in a plastic bag, but does not come with a dedicated fabric storage bag. You could store it in its original packaging, or find another, preferably fabric bag to store it in.
Is the Aqua-King harness compatible?
Absolutely! The suction cup base is completely flat, therefore you can easily put it in any universal O-ring harness!
What lubricant can I use with the Aqua-King?
Water-based lubes and silicone dildos are best friends! While water-based does dry up quickly compared to silicone-based lubricants, it won't damage your dildo and ensures you'll have this toy to enjoy for years to come.

Instructions - Manual

The Uberrime Aqua-King dildo doesn’t have an instruction manual, but is simple to use. Check out my guide above for more details. The Aqua-King needs very little instruction! Just make sure to clean it thoroughly before and after each use using boiling water or a dishwasher to ensure it’s fully sanitized. To use for penetration, please always pair this hefty dildo with a thick water-based lubricant.

How did the Uberrime Aqua-King get tested and reviewed?

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After non-substantial editing, the review is uploaded to this page. Both good and bad reviews get uploaded, and no points that the tester writes in their review are left out.

The only editing we do is uploading and adding additional information such as the product specifications, comparisons to other products, and links to places where you can buy the Uberrime Aqua-King.

Author
Elaine Turner
Elaine Turner

Hi, I’m Elaine!

I’m a sex, dating, and relationship coach & pleasure product guru. I’ve been featured in many place such as Yahoo! UK, Cosmo, and MindBodyGreen.

I’m originally from northern California but now call Sydney, Australia my home.

I’ve spent the last 12+ years studying worldwide, and I’m here to help you.

In my private practice, I help individuals and couples of all legal consent ages get the sexual help and support they deserve.

As a resident sexologist, I work with adult toy brands to help them provide the best possible sex toy collection to their customers. I also offer virtual Sexpert training for staff! I specialize in helping with:
  • Kink exploration & acceptance
  • Erectile issues such as erectile dysfunction
  • Orgasmic issues such as anorgasmia, delayed orgasm, or early ejaculation
  • Relationship issues such as mismatched libido and communication difficulties
  • Dating issues such as low confidence, situationship resolution, and more
  • and many more!
My sexological background is unique and diverse. I have studied with:
  • Sex Coach University
  • University of Amsterdam
  • University of Newcastle
  • San Francisco State University
  • University of Toronto
  • Northwest Institute on Intimacy
  • American Board of Sexology
  • China Sexology Association Training & Certification Center
  • Australian College of Midwives
  • Aboriginal Health & Medical Council of NSW
  • Remote Area Health Corps
And I’m constantly adding to the list! If you have any questions, please check out my website www.SexWithElaine.com or follow me on Instagram @SexWithElaine

Age: 31
Gender: Female she/her
Sex toy experience: Clinical Sexologist | Sex, Dating, & Relationship Coach | Pleasure Product Guru
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