Uberrime LaBae Grinder Review

Vern Holland
by Vern HollandUpdated:
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Overall Rating

5.0/5

Bedbible Rating:

5/5

Reviewed by: 

Vern Holland

User Ratings:

5.0/5

Based on user reviews

90/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Uberrime LaBae was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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100/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Uberrime LaBae was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Uberrime LaBae was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

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My Verdict

Take a look at this vulva! The Uberrime LaBae is a lavish labia grinder that is sure to pleasure to your heart's desire. I fell in love with these lips, their soft and squishy silicone, its flexibility, and how easy it is to use! I would recommend this grinder to anyone who wants a little extra texture action to a grinding session. The Uberrime LaBae is a great addition to anyone's toy arsenal, as you can use it solo, stick it in your harness, or pair it with other toys!

BeginnerBeginner

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Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

About The Uberrime LaBae

Uberrime's The Labae is a grinder textured like the labia majora and labia minora of a vulva, even with an enlarged clitoris like a cherry on top. This toy is shaped like a heart and fits easily in the palm of your hand. The super soft and flexible silicone makes for a heavenly grinding session, and makes it easy to use in tandem with other toys. Feel free to use this toy solo or inside of your harness as you go to pound town too! This toy is body safe with platinum-grade silicone, is extra soft and slick with water-based lube and is easy to clean with gentle soap and warm water. Ultimately, the Uberrime LaBae grinder is a great fit for all kinds of bodies and experience levels!

Pros

  • Super cute, unique design
  • Soft, gentle, squishy yet firm silicone
  • Easy to use with other toys

Cons

  • Not a lot of distinct textures
  • Small size leads to awkward hands-off angles
  • May need assistance if you have mobility issues

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with Uberrime LaBae

Ya Like Scissoring?

I love Uberrime (Uber-ree-may, the Latin word for luxury), especially their fantasy toys. While I wish this grinder was a little more unique in its design, it’s still super cute and well-made! With the Uberrime LaBae being an accurate-looking vulva, using it feels like I’m scissoring someone without the awkwardness of the right angles on another person’s body. I appreciate that! I think it’s a stimulating, pleasurable experience even though I feel like I’d benefit more from a more uniquely textured grinder.

The Heart’s Hard Work

The Uberrime LaBae is a compact grinder made of squishy silicone, which is a pro and a con! This means that the grinder is best to use with a pillow under it to bring it up to your pelvis rather than digging your hips down into it. It’s also better with lube, while the silicone is soft it does mean there’s a good bit of friction when using it dry. If you’re like me and prefer vibration with your grinding sessions, you can use the Uberrime LaBae with other toys! Since the silicone is thick, I’d recommend using strong wands like the Dame Com or the Lovense Domi 2 with the Uberrime LaBae Grinder as if it were an attachment head! Albeit the LaBae grinder is a little more awkward than an attachment head, it’s still very usable and pleasurable!

Additional Notes of Praise

As a trans person with an enlarged clit, it’s so nice to see a toy that looks like my own bits. Uberrime even has packers for ftm and gender non-conforming folks without penises, which I love to see from toy companies, especially since they have fantasy designs too! I feel seen and appreciated when I shop on the Uberrime website. I also want to mention that Uberrime advertises an alternative use for The LaBae as a stress/sensory squishy toy, because it really is that soft! I just think that that’s fun, because as someone with three boob squishy stress toys, I love the idea of having a vulva squish toy to add to the collection. Ultimately, the Uberrime LaBae grinder is an affordable, fun, super cute grinding toy that I recommend to folks across all levels of experience!

Design

Uberrime LaBae Design

The design of the Uberrime LaBae is beautiful, from its colors to its heart shape. I personally love the design, and it works well for grinding on! The silicone is soft and luxurious, which is surprising for an affordable toy! This grinder is super cute and well-shaped for looks and for usability. While I love its compact size, it does mean that finding the right angle for grinding can take some trial and error, which is the only reason why the Labae doesn't get a perfect design rating!

Ease of Use

Uberrime LaBae Ease of Use

The Uberrime LaBae is a very easy to use toy as all you need is a surface to lay it on to grind against or holding it against your body yourself or with the help of a partner. For some with hand-mobility issues, you have those additional options for getting the most out of your toy. You can even use it in tandem with other toys, like vibrators and dildos, for additional pleasure.

Quality

Uberrime LaBae Quality

Uberrime makes great quality toys, and the LaBae hits the mark! It's a reliable and sturdy toy, flexible enough to squishy like a stress ball and firm enough to grind on for stimulation. I love my Uberrime LaBae, its soft body-safe silicone, and the well-designed shape that's meant to last you a long time. Personally, I did see that there was some left-over silicone along the edges of the base of the toy and wish they'd been trimmed for appearances sake, but that doesn't affect the toys overall quality much at all.

Price

Uberrime LaBae Price

The price of the Uberrime LaBae is similar to other grinding toys on the market, if not more affordable. Uberrime seems to make their toys great quality and cheaper for their audience, making it a much more accessible toy brand than its competitors. I don't always get a lot of stimulation out of grinding toys, so to me it isn't the cheapest out there, but for those who love grinding toys then this is a great price point!

Performance

Uberrime LaBae Performance

Oh boy did the Uberrime LaBae perform! I haven't gained a lot of stimulation from grinding toys in the past, but was pleasantly surprised with the LaBae. The lips are well-sculpted and shaped to get the most out of them, especially for folks who have enlarged clitorises themselves. It's kind of like scissoring without the awkward angles! Though the silicone is thick, using a wand in tandem with it leads to a fun vibration grind-sesh for those who like that.

Packaging

Uberrime LaBae Packaging

I love how affordable Uberrime's toys are, how great of a quality they are, and I understand why the packing is minimalistic. However, it doesn't stop me from being a bit disappointed by the Uberrime LaBae arriving in a plastic bag with labels on it. The labels are informative on Uberrime and cleaning your new LaBae, which is great, but I wish there was a little more put towards the presentation. A toy bag or a small booklet or some stickers would be a nice touch! But maybe that's just me being picky.

Materials and care

Uberrime LaBae Materials and care

The Uberrime LaBae is made of body-safe platinum silicone. It is a lightweight toy that comes in two different densities to choose from. This grinder is high quality and, as it is only made of silicone, is totally waterproof! For storage, there is not toy bag that comes with the LaBae, so you may want to find a spare toy bag or keep it in a place where it won't get too dirty or linty. Thankfully it is easy to clean with warm water and mild soap, and you can even drop it into boiling water to sterilize it!

Specifications and features

Length3.5 inches
Width2.58 inches
Height1.5 inches
MaterialsPlatinum-Grade Silicone 
WaterproofYes 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailableIndigo/Pink, Indigo/Violet 

Comparing Uberrime LaBae with alternatives

Compare Uberrime LaBaeUberrime LaBae
Overall score5.0 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 3.9 / 5.0 4.1 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0
Bedbible rating5.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 3.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 3 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 115 users
4 / 5.0
from 9 users
3.3 / 5.0
from 9 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 70 users
4.4 / 5.0
from 18 users
PriceAffordable Cheap Affordable Affordable Moderate Affordable
Design90 / 100 80 / 100 99 / 100 60 / 100 75 / 100 90 / 100
Ease of use100 / 100 100 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100 95 / 100 100 / 100
Quality90 / 100 90 / 100 98 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100
Sound------
Power------
Buzzy/Rumbly------
Length3.5 inches3.5 inches-20 inches16 inches-
Width2.58 inches0.5 inches-19 inches3.5 inches-
Height1.5 inches--20 inches--
MaterialsPlatinum-Grade Silicone Card FDA-Approved Polymer Polyester, Metal Medical grade styrene -
WaterproofYes No Yes Spot-Clean Only Yes -
Storage Bag IncludedNo -Yes No No -
Colors AvailableIndigo/Pink, Indigo/Violet --Black Pink, Blue, Purple -
Diameter-2.5 inches----
Diameter (internal)--Stretches to 8" inches---
Condom safe--Yes --Not compatible with latex condoms
Maximum Weight---441 lbs--
Fastening----Black ribbon to attach to faucet -
Volume-----0.28 fl. oz
Ingredients-----Butyrospermium Parkii (Shea) butter, Glycerin, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) oil, Sucrose Palmitate, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) seed butter, Cocos Nucifera oil, Parfum, Menthyl Ethylamido Oxalate, Capryl Glycol, Anillyl Butyl Ether, 1.2-Hexanediol, Ascorbyl Palmitate, Benzyl Benzoate, Hexyl Cinnamal, Citral, Limonene
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Author
Vern Holland
Vern Holland

As a certified sexual health resource, I’m passionate about helping folks find pleasure in an accepting atmosphere. We deserve a world that embraces sexuality, uplifts diverse voices, and doesn’t shy away from the “weird” and kinky. While I love to do toy reviews in my free time, I’m also a creative writer and a graduate student who longs to empower and educate others. I long to help others like myself—queer, trans, fat folks, and anyone in between—reach their pleasure dreams, feel more at home in their bodies, and even find their own voice. This way, we can cultivate a safer, more comfortable, and sexier space for us all. Let’s celebrate pleasure, together!

Age: 24
Gender: Non-binary
Sexual orientation: Queer
Sex toy experience: Advanced
All-time favorite sex toy: We-Vibe Melt
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