The 11 Best Non-Phallic Dildos That Don’t Look Realistic
Welcome to this in-depth review of some of the best non-phallic dildos on the market right now. Perfect insertable alternatives for anyone who’s looking dildos that don’t actually look like dildos! I’ve consulted the Bedbible Tester Team to help figure out how each of these dildos perform in real life. I’ve then ranked them and rated each of them individually in terms of design, price, and quality. I’ve also described any major pros and cons so you have all the information you need to find the perfect fit for you!
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How These Non-Phallic Dildos Were Reviewed and Rated
Our team of sex toy experts here at Bedbible scoured through the top products on the market to pick out the very best contenders in terms of body-safe materials, overall design and quality. Then the in-depth assessment of each individual product begins. The Tester Team takes on the challenge of trying out the products themselves and provide a thorough personal review. Then, to write this review, I am able to combine all available manufacturer information with online user reviews, as well as our thorough in-house review. This is how I can provide you with the kind of information you won’t find on any review site that doesn’t thoroughly test out the products. I’m here to give you a transparent review that will help you find something that’s actually a good fit for you!
How to Choose the Best Non-Phallic Dildo for You
If you’ve decided to buy a non-phallic dildo, you’ve undoubtedly realized that the options are near limitless! Of course, that doesn’t mean you should buy just any dildo, so here are a few factors to consider when picking out your new bedroom bestie.
- Length – There are two lengths to consider here: the total length and the insertable length. Pay close attention to these, as the first one lets you know how much you’ll have to hold onto & the second measurement explains how deeply the toy can penetrate you.
- Girth – Commonly measured in either diameter or circumference, this measurement simply states how wide the dildo actually is. Consider your level of experience (as well as how you plan to use the dildo) when comparing girth.
- Material – As long as you choose a body-safe, non-porous material (like silicone, glass, or metal) then you’ll be good to go. However, the material you choose will affect the possibilities and limitations of your new toy in terms of rigidity or using different types of lube. Avoid using porous materials, like PVC, jelly, soft plastic, etc. since these aren’t safe for internal use as the material can harbor bacteria over time.
- Shape – Non-phallic dildo shapes can get pretty creative, especially if you’re looking at fantasy dildos. Generally speaking, curved dildos will work best for g-spot stimulation, whereas straight dildos are more suited for size training.
- Texture – The exterior texture of your dildo can make or break the experience. If you just prefer deep penetration then a smooth dildo may be fine, but people who enjoy intense stimulation should consider options like a ribbed dildo instead.
- Flexibility – Your dildo will need a certain level of stiffness to be able to penetrate you effectively, but that doesn’t mean it needs to be “rock hard”. Silicone dildos are softer and more flexible, metal dildos and glass dildos are hard, and dual density dildos feel the most “lifelike” because of the solid inner core and the squishy, soft outer layer.
- Features – Some dildos offer additional features like flared bases (making them safe for anal use), suction cup bases, the ability to be posed, or added vibrations. Consider the available options and see whether they’re worth paying extra for or which features might be well suited for your needs.
Reviews of the 10 best non-phallic dildos
Test Winner Tantus Cush
Overall Rating
4.8/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.8/5.0
User Ratings:
4.7/5.0
Based on 46 user reviews
Rating: Tantus Cush was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the non-phallic dildo.
Rating: Tantus Cush was rated 97 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Tantus Cush was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Pricey
Rating: Tantus Cush was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I suggest Tantus Cush if you're past the beginner stage and ready for more. It's beginner-friendly yet offers additional features for growing users.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
The Tantus Cush is a high-quality dual density dildo that combines a solid silicone core with a soft, squishy exterior layer.
Available in pink or purple, it features a striking gradient design that’s as visually appealing as it is pleasurable. The Cush has a special non-phallic dildo shape and is designed with a deep ridge about halfway down its shaft and a pronounced glans, targeting the G-spot and A-spot during penetration.
Even though it doesn’t have a suction cup base, I love that its flared, non-stick base makes it suitable for anal use and compatible with strap-on harnesses. Being 100% body-safe, waterproof, and easy to clean and sterilize, the Tantus Cush stands out for both its functionality and aesthetic appeal.
Pros
- ✅ Dual density feels super lifelike
- ✅ Premium quality
- ✅ Harness compatible
- ✅ Intense internal massage
- ✅ Gradient design
Cons
- ❌ No suction cup base
- ❌ Pronounced ridge can be uncomfortable for some
Verdict
I am personally a big fan of the beautiful gradient design of the Tantus Cush. The pronouced yet tapered tip, along with the raised ridge around the middle makes this simple dildo look just non-phallic enough while still providing a lifelike internal feel, thanks the dual-density aspect as well. The squishy exterior coupled with the solid core provided a comfortable yet firm experience!
However, I did find that the pronounced ridge, while adding to the stimulation, did create more friction than expected, which just required extra lube. This wasn’t a deal-breaker but something to be mindful of. I do think the lack of a suction cup base was a slight letdown, especially considering the price point. Despite these minor drawbacks, I still think the Tantus Cush is a fantastic choice for those seeking a non-phallic, high-quality dildo. This is also why it’s the Test Winner of this round-up!
Buy, if you...
- want to try a dual density dildo
- want a non-phalic dildo that still feels lifelike
- enjoy the gradient design
- need something suitable for different experience levels
- need a dildo that's anal safe
- want something harness compatible
Don't buy, if you...
- are on a bit of a budget
- want a strong suction cup base
- prefer soemthing less girthy
Cheapest Gläs Purple Rain Dildo
Overall Rating
4.4/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4/5.0
Reviewed by:
Mike JohnsonUser Ratings:
4.8/5.0
Based on 93 user reviews
Rating: Gläs Purple Rain Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the non-phallic dildo.
Rating: Gläs Purple Rain Dildo was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Gläs Purple Rain Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Moderate
Rating: Gläs Purple Rain Dildo was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I find Gläs Purple Rain Dildo ideal for those with some experience, offering a moderate challenge. It's accessible enough for all to try.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
The Gläs Purple Rain Dildo is a uniquely designed glass dildo that stands out with its artistic and functional appeal.
This modest-sized dildo shape showcases four distinct bumps along its shaft, creating a sensory experience that’s both unique and stimulating. The double-ended design also allows you to enjoy a slimmer, smoother shaft with a curved, pronounced tip for targeted g-spot or p-spot massage.
I love that the design is far from realistic, but, on the other hand, resembles something an art deco architect might dream up!
Pros
- ✅ Double-ended design
- ✅ Easy to use
- ✅ Easy to clean and sterilize
- ✅ Curved for G-Spot or P-spot stimulation
- ✅ Compatible with all kinds of lube
Cons
- ❌ Could become slippery with lube
- ❌ Less durable than metal or silicone dildos
Verdict
I think the Gläs Purple Rain Dildo is an excellent choice for those seeking a stylish, simple dildo, and uniquely satisfying experience without breaking the bank.
Its design and material cater to those who appreciate subtle and specific pleasures. You can explore temperature play and experience the bliss of super firm internal massage with this little guy. While it may require additional stimulation for climax, I think its ability to enhance intimacy and explore new sensory realms makes it a valuable addition to any collection.
Ideal for intermediate users, I think it’s a stunning (and affordable) example of a dildo that doesn’t look like a dildo!
Buy, if you...
- need a more affordable non-phallic dildo
- like the idea of a glass dildo
- would like a double-ended non-phallic dildo
- need something that's not too girthy
- want to explore temperature play
Don't buy, if you...
- prefer a non-phallic that's soft and flexible
- want a suction cup base
- Prefer something that's more durable e.g. a metal dildo
Beginner Tantus Charmer G-Spot and P-Spot Dildo
Overall Rating
4.7/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.7/5.0
Reviewed by:
Isabelle UrenUser Ratings:
4.6/5.0
Based on 45 user reviews
Rating: Tantus Charmer G-Spot and P-Spot Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the non-phallic dildo.
Rating: Tantus Charmer G-Spot and P-Spot Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Tantus Charmer G-Spot and P-Spot Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: Tantus Charmer G-Spot and P-Spot Dildo was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I recommend Tantus Charmer G-Spot and P-Spot Dildo for beginners, it's easy to learn and use. Advanced users will also find it valuable.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
Measuring 1.2 inches in diameter, the Tantus Charmer is a sexy little toy, perfect for beginners wanting to explore the pleasures of non-phallic dildo fun.
This smooth dildo is 6.5 inches in insertable length, just long enough to charm your G-spot or P-spot into submission with its 4 ridges. Perfect for those sensual internal massages and for a filling and thrilling sensation!
Because of its flared base, it’s a great choice for anal play. Or why not pop it into a harness and explore the pleasures of strap-on play or some pegging?
Pros
- ✅ Perfect for beginners
- ✅ 4 massaging ridges along shaft
- ✅ Flared, harness compatible base
- ✅ 6.5 inches, insertable length
Cons
- ❌ Flexibility is rigid
- ❌ Some find the dildo is too short
- ❌ Flexible shaft may not stimulate spots
- ❌ No suction cup base
Verdict
This Charmer of a non-realistic dildo from Tantus is a great addition to any play kit.
A slim and sexy warm-up dildo for those more experienced and a teasing training toy for beginners. The ridges are designed to repeatedly stimulate your sweet spot each time as it moves in and out.
The flared base makes it amazing for hands-free fun. Or to give in to some strap-on teasing. If you’re looking for a firm dildo that rubs you the right way, this is a great choice.
Buy, if you...
- are looking for a beginner-friendly non-phallic dildo
- are craving a couple's toy
- love ridged unrealistic dildos
- want a harness compatible toy
Don't buy, if you...
- prefer something slightly more girthy
- need a suction cup dildo
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G-Spot Tantus Curve
Overall Rating
4.8/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.7/5.0
Reviewed by:
Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings:
4.9/5.0
Based on 40 user reviews
Rating: Tantus Curve was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the non-phallic dildo.
Rating: Tantus Curve was rated 87 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Tantus Curve was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Moderate
Rating: Tantus Curve was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I recommend Tantus Curve for beginners, it's easy to learn and use. Advanced users will also find it valuable.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
The Tantus Curve is a non-phallic curved dildo crafted from premium, body-safe silicone.
Its standout feature is the pronounced curve of its shaft, designed to target the G-spot or prostate with precision. The dildo sports a slightly tapered tip and offers a balance of flexibility and firmness, ensuring both comfort and effective stimulation.
While it boasts a grippy, harness-compatible base, it lacks a true suction cup, which might limit some hands-free play options.
Pros
- ✅ 100% body-safe silicone
- ✅ Flexible yet firm
- ✅ Dramatic curved for targeted g-spot or p-spot pleasure
- ✅ Tapered tip for easy insertion
- ✅ Harness-compatible
Cons
- ❌ The silicone does have a bit of a rough, grippy texture
- ❌ Requires a lot of lube
- ❌ No suction cup
Verdict
The Tantus Curve is a delightful addition to the world of non-phallic dildos, especially for those who appreciate a blend of creativity and functionality. Its curved design and tapered tip are excellent for deep, targeted stimulation of the g-spot or p-spot.
I did notice that the matte texture of the silicone, while requiring generous lubrication, adds to the overall experience, providing a unique sensation that differs from some of the smoother toys on this list.
I actually think it’s particularly suited for those who enjoy a fuller feeling and are not complete beginners in penetrative toys. Again, I’m not a fan of dildos without true suction cup bases, but I still think the Tantus Curve should get credit where credit is due. Its effectiveness in harness play, anal play, and solo use more than compensates.
Priced reasonably for its quality, I believe the Tantus Curve is a worthy investment for anyone looking to explore deeper, more targeted internal stimulation.
Buy, if you...
- want a flexible dildo that still feels nice and firm
- like the idea of sublte ridges along the shaft
- want something you can use with a strap-on harness
- want a premium quality dildo that won't break the bank
Don't buy, if you...
- need a strong suction cup base
- want a silky smooth surface
- prefer a non-phallic dildo that still feels pretty lifelike
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Beaded Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo
Overall Rating
5.0/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
5/5.0
Reviewed by:
Emily CloudUser Ratings:
4.9/5.0
Based on 548 user reviews
Rating: Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the non-phallic dildo.
Rating: Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Moderate
Rating: Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I suggest Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo if you're past the beginner stage and ready for more. It's beginner-friendly yet offers additional features for growing users.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
The Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo is another amazing glass dildo to add to your sex play kit. The unique beaded design provides a really fun sensation during both vaginal and anal penetration.
Made of borosilicate glass, this non-phallic dildo is gloriously weighted to give you that even fuller feeling. Measuring 7 inches in insertable length and 1.35 inches in diameter, you’ll be sure to be writhing in pleasure in no time. Even though this simple dildo may seem like a big boy, it has a slightly tapered head so insertion will only add to the waves of pleasure!
Pros
- ✅ Made of 100% body-safe borosilicate glass
- ✅ Good size and shape for different levels of experience
- ✅ Temperature responsive glass
- ✅ Compatible with all types of lube
- ✅ Easy to clean and sterilize
Cons
- ❌ No suction cup base
- ❌ Glass may be too firm for some
- ❌ Not harness compatible
Verdict
This beaded dildo offers a really incredible sensation with its unique texture! Again, this is the kind of dildo that doesn’t actually look like a dildo. I appreciate that the tip is slightly tapered for an easier and more comfortable insertion.
A huge pro here is that this non-phallic dildo is on of the most versatile option in the review. It’s a double-ended dildo, it’s a glass dildo, it’s a beaded dildo, it can be used as regular anal beads, it’s a curved dildo, a weighted dildo, it can be used with all kinds of lube out there, and it’s even temperature responsive! So, yeah, you’re getting a lot of bang for your buck with this one!
This non-realistic dildo is a bigger boy that packs a lot of sensation in one thrust, so I would say it’s idea for users who already have some experience with using dildos. Along with that, you should keep in mind that it doesn’t have a flare base and can’t be used with a strap-on. All anal play should be engaged in with extra caution aws well!
Buy, if you...
- crave a beaded unrealistic toy
- love a weighted dildo
- want a non-phallic dildo that's also anal safe
- like the idea of temperature play
Don't buy, if you...
- want a non-phallic dildo that's harness compatible
- prefer a silicone dildo
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Metal Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo
Overall Rating
4.9/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
5/5.0
Reviewed by:
Isabelle UrenUser Ratings:
4.8/5.0
Based on 390 user reviews
Rating: Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the non-phallic dildo.
Rating: Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Premium
Rating: Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I recommend Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo for beginners, it's easy to learn and use. Advanced users will also find it valuable.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
Here we have another dildo that doesn’t look like a dildo. The Njoy Pure Wand is a firm favorite among its buyers (and here at Bedbible) and it’s easy to see why!
This double-ended smooth dildo measures almost 8 inches from end to end but is actually 10 inches along the curve! The elegant curve is expertly designed to hit your G spot (or P spot), quickly pushing yourself over the edge of orgasm.
The smaller end measures 1 inch across and the bigger end comes in at 1.75 inches, perfect for whatever your body is craving. And because it’s stainless steel, it’s compatible with all lubricants and is super easy to clean!
Pros
- ✅ Made of stainless steel
- ✅ 8 inches of insertable length
- ✅ 1 inch, 1.75 inch diameter ends
- ✅ Temperature responsive metal
Cons
- ❌ No textured elements along shaft
- ❌ No base for non-phallic strap-on play
- ❌ Weighted feeling may not suit some
- ❌ Can be intimidating for beginners
Verdict
The nJoy Pure Wand is an unrealistic metal dildo that keeps impressing users over and over again.
The unique dildo shape with its perfect curvature expertly hits your g-spot or p-spot for a firm and intense massage. And with the option of the differently sized ball ends, you’ll be sure to get your body writhing in Njoy-ment!
Because it’s made of steel it is quite heavy which is definitely a question of preference. some may really like how the added weight assists in massaging the g-spot or p-spot, where some might find it tiresome to use, especially if they have grip issues. Keep in mind that this smooth and simple dildo gets very slippery with lube!
One crucial aspect of this non-phallic dildo is the price. This is a luxury dildo that definitely has the price tag to go with it. This is not a budget-friendly item, and there are similar alternatives on the market that are slightly cheaper. However, there’s a reason why this simple dildo is oh so very popular. It performs very well. Also, this kind of metal dildo is known to be very durable and has lifetime warranty. You’ll be investing in your future pleasure when purchasing this dildo.
Buy, if you...
- want an elegant non-phallic dildo shape
- love the feel of stainless steel
- prefer a double ended dildo
- like the idea of a weighted dildo
- want to splurge on a high-end sex toy
Don't buy, if you...
- want a dildo with a base
- are on a budget
- prefer something more lightweight
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Poseable Fun Factory Limba Flex Medium Dildo
Overall Rating
4.6/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.8/5.0
Reviewed by:
Mike OrtizUser Ratings:
4.4/5.0
Based on 19 user reviews
Rating: Fun Factory Limba Flex Medium Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the non-phallic dildo.
Rating: Fun Factory Limba Flex Medium Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Fun Factory Limba Flex Medium Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Pricey
Rating: Fun Factory Limba Flex Medium Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I recommend Fun Factory Limba Flex Medium Dildo for beginners, it's easy to learn and use. Advanced users will also find it valuable.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
The Fun Factory Limba Flex is a flexible dildo like no other. It can be frustrating trying to find the perfectly angled unrealistic dildo suited to your body, especially if it’s an expensive guess. The Limb Flex has an internal wire allowing you to bend it to your favorite angles while it keeps its shape as you ride it!
Why not mold it to expertly rub against your G-spot and then give it to your partner to bend to hit their sweet spots? Coming in at 7 inches insertable length and 1.25 across the widest point, this flexible little guy offers thrilling satisfaction while still being beginner-friendly and ideal for anal play because of the super tapered tip!
Pros
- ✅ Incredibly poseable
- ✅ Srong suction cup base
- ✅ High quality materials
- ✅ Simple to use
- ✅ Easy to clean and sterilize
- ✅ Anal safe
Cons
- ❌ Doesn't provide a very internal massage
- ❌ There a bit of learning curve to master the poseable feature
- ❌ The sanded silicone attracts hair and lint
Verdict
Unlike other non-phallic dildos, the Fun Factory Limba Flex is extremely poseable and holds its new shape pretty well. Perfect for discovering and exploring all the different angles that will push you over the edge!
I really like how strong the suction cup ase is depsite its small size. This allows for some serious hands-free fun! I also like that the unique shape of the base lets you know while direction the dildo is curved towards one inside.
The super tapered tip makes this dildo absolutely perfect for exploring anal and pegging. Why not discover the pleasures you can give your partner with this non-phallic strap-on-friendly dildo? While it is on the pricier side, I can confirm that you’ll be getting high-quality dildo with the Fun Factory Limba Flex! Also, the poseable feature adds a lot to the overall value!
Buy, if you...
- want a non-phallic dildo that's poseable
- want to be able to customize the angles
- want a really strong suction cup base
- are looking for a good quality dildo
- need a dildo that's ideal for beginners or anal
Don't buy, if you...
- need a very firm dildo
- prefer shorter dildos
- don't want a dildo that has a tendency to hold onto lint
Ribbed Maia Kendall Dildo
Overall Rating
4.7/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
5/5.0
Reviewed by:
Jenay LegerUser Ratings:
4.4/5.0
Based on 114 user reviews
Rating: Maia Kendall Dildo was rated 98 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the non-phallic dildo.
Rating: Maia Kendall Dildo was rated 98 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Maia Kendall Dildo was rated 99 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: Maia Kendall Dildo was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I suggest Maia Kendall Dildo if you're past the beginner stage and ready for more. It's beginner-friendly yet offers additional features for growing users.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
The Maia Kendall Dildo is the ultimate toy for corkscrew pleasure! With an insertable length of 7.5 inches, this non-phallic dildo isn’t for the faint-hearted. But if you’re craving a filling feeling, this silicone dildo has you covered with its 1.8-inch diameter.
The spiralled ridges on the shaft provide impressive stimulation with every thrust, while the bulbous head can massage your internal sweet spots at the same time! I am happy to announce that this simple dildo has a strong suction cup base. Stick it on your bathtub, your wall mirror, or a sturdy chair and take it for a wild ride.
Pros
- ✅ Spiralled ridges for extra stimulation
- ✅ Suction cup base
- ✅ 100% waterproof
- ✅ Curved shaft for internal massage
- ✅ Body-safe silicone
Cons
- ❌ Can be a bit too firm for some
- ❌ Not suitable for beginners
- ❌ Suction cup may not be strong enough
Verdict
The Maia Kendall Dildo is a delightful addition to any collection, especially for those who appreciate a bit of texture and curve in their play. You already know, I always appreciate a good uction cup base. This just adds a layer of versatility, making it suitable for hands-free enjoyment in all sorts of locations.
I will say that the silicone is quite firm and not at all very squishy. So, if you were looking for something with a little but more give to it, I would suggest opting for one of the more flexible options or one of the dual-density options.
While it may not be the best choice for beginners due to its size and lack of vibrations, I think it’s an excellent option for intermediate users looking for a non-phallic, textured dildo!
Buy, if you...
- like the sensation of a ribbed dildo
- are looking for a bit of girther toy
- need a suction cup base
Don't buy, if you...
- don't like firm dildos
- need something slimmer
Fantasy Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo
Overall Rating
4.8/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5.0
Reviewed by:
Elaine TurnerUser Ratings:
5.0/5.0
Based on 5 user reviews
Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the non-phallic dildo.
Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I find Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo ideal for those with some experience, offering a moderate challenge. It's accessible enough for all to try.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
The Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo is a fantasy-themed, mermaid-inspired creation that adds a splash of color and intrigue to any collection. Measuring an impressive 8 inches, this non-phallic dildo exceeds expectations in size and design.
It has a unique swirled pattern in green, blue, and gold, complete with fish scales, making it really visually captivating. Handcrafted in the USA from flexible-density platinum silicone, it promises durability and safety. The Aqua-King is not just about looks; it’s designed for intense G-spot or anal stimulation, catering to those who enjoy the sensations of stretching.
Pros
- ✅ Great value considering the price
- ✅ Strong suction cup base
- ✅ Strap-on compatible
- ✅ Great textures
- ✅ Absolutely stunning!
Cons
- ❌ Packaging doesn't quite match the dildo
- ❌ Doesn't stick well to wet surfaces
- ❌ Best suited for an advanced user due to it's size
Verdict
The Aqua-King is a standout product for several reasons. Its stunning design and handcrafted quality make it a unique addition to any collection. The strong suction cup and harness compatibility add versatility, allowing for various play scenarios.
While the packaging might be underwhelming, the product itself is not. It’s particularly suited for advanced users due to its size and girth. The dildo’s material is non-porous, making it easy to clean and safe for sharing.
Priced at $107, it offers great value, especially considering its high-quality material and craftsmanship. The Aqua-King is an excellent choice for those seeking a long, girthy, and visually striking dildo for a fantasy-filled adventure.
Buy, if you...
- want a beautiful dildo that stands out!
- already have some experience with girhty dildos
- want a super girthy dildo to stretch you out
- have a mermaid/merman/merperson or general ocean fetish/kink
- need a suction cup base
Don't buy, if you...
- are a complete dildo beginner
- aren't interested in a fantasy dildo
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Wand Crystal Heart Wavy Glass Dildo 6 Inch
Overall Rating
4.7/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5.0
Reviewed by:
Katie ElizabethUser Ratings:
4.8/5.0
Based on 141 user reviews
Rating: Crystal Heart Wavy Glass Dildo 6 Inch was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the non-phallic dildo.
Rating: Crystal Heart Wavy Glass Dildo 6 Inch was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Crystal Heart Wavy Glass Dildo 6 Inch was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Cheap
Rating: Crystal Heart Wavy Glass Dildo 6 Inch was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is affordable compared to other non-phallic dildos.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I recommend Crystal Heart Wavy Glass Dildo 6 Inch for beginners, it's easy to learn and use. Advanced users will also find it valuable.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
Add a touch of magic to your fun with this Crystal Heart Wavy Glass pleasure wand! Made of body-safe borosilicate glass, this elegant non-phallic dildo is a must-have for those who want to bring some elegance to their dildo play!
With its 1.4 wide bulbous ridges, this heart-bottomed dildo is sure to caress every curve and pleasure center of your body with each thrust. And, because it measures 6 inches insertable length, you’ll be confident that no spot will be left behind!
Pros
- ✅ 1.4 inch ridged bulbs
- ✅ 6 inches of insertable length
- ✅ Heart topped base
- ✅ Tapered end for easy insertion
Cons
- ❌ Small flared base
- ❌ Glass is temperature responsive
- ❌ Is inflexible to unique body angles
- ❌ Weighted feeling may be unpleasant
Verdict
This smooth dildo is a sultry but sexy toy for any solo or couple play. The flared base and heart topper are perfect sizes for solo grip (or if you want to give control to your partner).
However, the base may be too skinny for comfortable anal use or strap-on play. Unrealistic dildos made of glass add an extra weighted feeling, enhancing that feeling of fullness and pleasure. So, it may not suit everyone. But, it’s a very cute design and well worth its great price!
Buy, if you...
- love the feeling of glass toys
- want an elegantly smooth dildo
- crave a ridged shaft
- like the cute design
Don't buy, if you...
- don't like weighted toys
- prefer softer, more flexible non-phallic dildos
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Comparison of the 10 best non-phallic dildos
| Best | Test Winner | Cheapest | Beginner | G-Spot | Beaded | Metal | Poseable | Ribbed | Fantasy | Wand |
| Overall score | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 4.7 / 5.0 from 46 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 93 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 45 users | 4.9 / 5.0 from 40 users | 4.9 / 5.0 from 548 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 390 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 19 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 114 users | 5 / 5.0 from 5 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 141 users |
| Price | Pricey | Moderate | Affordable | Moderate | Moderate | Premium | Pricey | Affordable | Affordable | Cheap |
| Design | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 98 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 97 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 87 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 98 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 75 / 100 |
| Quality | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 99 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Length | 7 inches | 7 inches | - | 6 inches | - | - | 7 inches | 8 inches | 8.5 inches | - |
| Insertable length | 6.5 inches | 5 inches | 6.5 inches | 5 inches | 7 inches | 8 inches | 6.8 inches | 7 inches | 7.5 inches | 6 inches |
| Diameter | 1.75 inches | 1 inches | 1.2 inches | 1.37 inches | 1.35 inches | 1, 1.75 inches | 1.26 inches | 1.75 inches | 2 inches | 1.4 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible | Yes | - | Yes | - | - | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Materials | Ultra-Premium Silicone | Glass | Silicone | Ultra-Premium Silicone | Borosilicate glass | Stainless Steel | Silicone | Silicone | Platinum Silicone | Borosilicate glass |
| Storage Bag Included | No | Yes | - | No | - | - | Yes | No | No | - |
| Flexibility | Flexible | - | Firm | Flexible | Rigid | Rigid | Poseable | Flexible | Flexible | - |
| Colors Available | Rose Quartz, Twilight | Purple | - | Purple | - | - | Deep Sea Blue | - | Green/Gold (handpoured, so each dildo is unique) and glittery | - |
| Texture | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | Ribbed | - | - |
Fulfill Your Fantasies With This Non-Phallic Dildo
There’s no end to the possibilities of what you can achieve with sex toys. Do you want to explore some more spicy BDSM fantasies? Why not go a little further and discover the pleasures of fulfilling your otherworldly fantasies?
Cephalatrox Tentacle Dildo by Uberrime
- Measuring 11.5 inches insertable and 2.5 inches in diameter at its widest point, this deep-sea monster is not for the faint-hearted sailor!
- Made of silicone, it’s incredibly soft and flexible, perfect for tentacle exploration.
- A tapered end and flared base ensure there’s nothing to be lost at sea!
Get Creative With Your Non-Phallic "Food" Dildos
Why restrict your steamy session to just some chocolate sauce or whipped cream? Why not include some tasty food with your penetrative fun with body-safe non-lifelike dildos? Take a look at these drool-worthy toys!
Marshmallow Silicone Twisty Dildo by SelfDelve
- This smooth dildo is 7.75 insertable and is 1.7 inches at its widest point.
- Those colorful winding twists are expertly placed for the ultimate pleasure as this marshmallow dildo twists and thrusts within you.
Eggplant Silicone Dildo By SelfDelve
- With an insertable length of 6.5 inches, you’ll be a veggie lover in no time. Its smallest point is 1.6 inches in diameter, whereas the largest is 2.4 inches across.
- What makes this smooth dildo even more special, it changes to a sky blue color when it warms to your body!
Corn On The Cob Silicone Dildo By SelfDelve
- Slightly tapered at the tip, this cob makes for easy insertion. And you’ll need it with a maximum diameter of 1.6 inches and an insertable length of 6.5 inches.
- The typical corn look isn’t just hunger-inducing but it also adds incredible texture for continuous peaks of pleasure with each twist and thrust!
Looking for a Non-Realistic Squirting Dildo?
Fancy a fake creampie? One of the hidden pleasures of sex is feeling when your partner ejaculates. But who says you need a penis-alternative that only a male giver can be the only one to provide that flood of fluid? Well, no more! Now you can share this wave of pleasure with your partner through pegging or enjoy the feeling if you’re not penis-inclined! Luckily, there are amazing strap-on toys so there’s nothing holding you back from giving into this dirty pleasure!
Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo
- The Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo comes in at 6.5 inches insertable and 1.5 inches in diameter.
- It’s harness compatible, so you can give over control to your partner and let them decide when it’s time to feel that flood of fluid washing over your insides!
- All you need to do is simply choose your fluid and load the 1 fl oz syringe. Then you can easily reload the syringe if you or your partner is craving some more!
Comparing the Best Non-Phallic Dildos at a Glance
When exploring the world of non-phallic dildos, the choices can be diverse and cater to a wide range of preferences and experiences. From materials like silicone, glass, and stainless steel to various shapes and sizes, each product offers a unique experience. Here’s a brief comparison of several non-phallic dildos, categorized to help you find the best fit for your needs, whether you’re a beginner, an advanced user, or looking for a budget-friendly option.
For Beginners:
- Tantus Charmer: With a relatively low price and a user-friendly design (90/100 in ease of use), this simple dildo is a great starting point for beginners. Its size (6.5 inches insertable length, 1.2 inches diameter) is manageable for those new to the experience.
- Gläs Purple Rain: This glass dildo is not only visually appealing but also beginner-friendly with its smaller size (5 inches insertable length, 1 inch diameter). It’s also medium-priced compared to other glass dildos on the market, and the cheapest opption on this list, making it accessible for newcomers.
For Advanced Users:
- Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo: For those seeking a more intense and unique experience, the Njoy Pure Wand offers a substantial size (8 inches insertable length, 1 to 1.75 inches diameter) and the unique sensation of weighted stainless steel. It’s a high-end option in terms of price but is renowned for its quality and ability to provide really intense stimulation. I mean, it’s even become known as the squirting dildo!
- Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo: This large dildo stands out with its impressive size (7.5 inches insertable length, 2 inches diameter) and unique handpoured design. It’s a low-priced option for those seeking a more adventurous experience and like the sensation of being stretched out or filled out by a non-representational dildo.
For Budget-Conscious Users:
- Maia Kendall Dildo: With a low price and high quality (99/100), this dildo is an excellent choice for budget-conscious users. It offers a good balance of size (7 inches insertable length, 1.75 inches diameter) and ease of use (98/100)
- Gläs Purple Rain: Another budget-friendly option, this glass dildo offers a unique texture and aesthetic appeal, along with a user-friendly size (5 inches insertable length, 1 inch diameter).
How to Choose the Right Non-Phallic Dildo
Figuring out which kind of dildo would be best for you can take some time and experimentation.
There are a lot of factors to consider: the size, girth, harness compatibility, safe for anal use, if balls are attached.
When it comes to non-phallic dildos, you also need to think of what type of design you like and if it fits your fantasy. Check out some of my best tips on how to pick the perfect non-phallic dildo for you!
Shape of You
- Shape is incredibly important to think about before buying a non-phallic dildo.
- If you’re unsure what shape to choose, think whether you like a filling feeling or prefer long dildos over girth.
- If you’re new to dildos, make sure to look for ones with a tapered end for easy insertion.
Materials Matter
- Non-phallic or realistic, you should always go for dildos made of non-porous materials, like silicone, glass, metal, or even ABS plastic. The first three materials are most commonly seen in dildos and they’re also easy to clean and sterilize in boiling water.
- Avoid porous materials since they aren’t actually safe for internal use. The microscopic holes in the surface of the material can harbor dirt and bacteria over time, making it unsafe for internal use. If you are using a dildo made of porous materials, at least slap a condom on it!
Ribbed For Your Peasure
- What makes non-phallic dildos amazing is that they are limitless in how they are textures.
- Many unrealistic dildos have bulb like ridges. Or, as in the case of the SelfDelve Corn on the Cob dildo, a knobbly shaft provides constant pleasure.
- If you’re unsure what you’ll like, it’s a good idea to start with non-phallic dildos that don’t have extreme ridges in them until you know what you like
FAQ
What is a non-phallic dildo?
A non-phallic dildo is essentially a simple dildo that doesn't look like a real-life penis. Each unrealistic dildo will vary on how different it looks from a typical dildo shape. It could be ribbing along the shaft, a bulbous head, or even just the rigidity of steel or glass. Since they’re not limited to an anatomically accurate design, there are a seemingly unlimited number of designs for non-phallic dildos and the dimensions (length and width) vary widely. The world is your oyster when picking your new non-phallic friend!
Reviewed by:
Cassie Mørch