The 11 Best Monster Dildos For Out of This Realm Orgasms
Are you looking for the best of the best monster dildos available out there? I’ve got you! In this review, I’ve rounded up the 11 best monster dildos (from all sorts of different monster breeds out there!), and researched everything you need to know about them, so you can focus solely on deciding which one you’d like to add to your belongings. I’ve also peppered some extra product recommendations in there – some things I thought might also interest you if you’re already intrigued by thrilling monster fantasies!
Test Winner | Fantasy | Realistic | Girthy | Werewolf | Dragon | Gargoyle | Tentacle | Alien | Unicorn | Strap-On |
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Bigshocked Alien I Flame Dildo | Uberrime Aqua King | NS Novelties Colours Pleasures Black Suction Cup Dildo | Lifelike Lover Classic Extra Girthy Dildo | The Realm Lycan | Creature Cocks Fire Dragon | Creature Cocks The Gargoyle | Creature Cocks Ravager | Creature Cocks Space Cock | Creature Cocks Unicorn | Giant Monster Strap On |
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How Were These Monster Dildos Tested and Reviewed?
To write this review, I’ve spent over 26 hours scouring the internet to find the very best monster dildos and researched everything I could about them – so you don’t have to! Additionally, I’ve done my best to describe who the individual products would be best suited for in terms of experience levels and personal tastes, so you can find a good match more easily.
To rate these products, I’ve given all the products an overall Bedbible rating. This rating takes into account how well the dildo performs in terms of design, materials, price, size etc.
How to Choose the Best Monster Dildo
When it comes to choosing the perfect monster dildo for you, there are a few considerations that can help you narrow down your options.
- Safe materials – Whenever you’re looking to buy any kind of dildo, I would always recommend avoiding porous materials, like TPE, soft plastic, or jelly. Microscopic holes in the surface of these materials will harbor dirt and bacteria over time, making it unsuitable for internal use without a condom. Try to go for body-safe materials like silicone, ABS plastic, glass or stainless steel.
- Size – Make sure you adjust your expectations for this one. While the whole monster-fantasy might involve the fantasy of deliciously over-sized shafts, the fantasy may not be super realistic. Be careful not to be too ambitious for your own good. Consider the dimensions of whichever monster dildo catches your eye and be wary of the fact that your vagina or anus might not be equipped to handle what your mind wants them too. Be safe and finds something that will fill you out comfortably!
- Features – In this round-up, I’ve got a bunch of different kinds of monster dongs to show you. Depending on which breed of monster we’re talking about, these dildo have different features that make a difference both aesthetically but also practically! Are you looking for scaly ridges or prominent bumps and nubs from a tentacle dildo?
- Purpose – If you’ve got a very specific fantasy in mind that involves a specific kind of monster, then it obviously makes sense to take that into account when choosing your new monster dildo. Consider whether or not you have a favorite monster in mind or if you would rather choose something that has a more versatile monster look.
Reviews of the 11 best monster dildos
Test Winner Bigshocked Alien I Flame Dildo
The Bigshocked Alien I Flame Dildo will let you explore all of your extra-terrestrial fantasies with its stunning colors and un-conventionally textured design! Made from hand-sculpted, platinum silicone this particular “unidentified foreign object” is very much still 100% body safe and non-toxic! A deliciously detailed striped texture coats the namy bumps and ridges that adorn the petal-shaped glans and the girthy shaft. With the perfect balance of flexible, soft, firm, and stable, this alien dildo will impress you with fullness while keeping you comfortable as the dildo probes your insides.
Pros
- ✅ Head is narrower for easy insertion
- ✅ Effective suction cup base
- ✅ Sculpted from platinum silicone
- ✅ Thick shaft for complete fullness
Cons
- ❌ The platinum silicone is sticky and easily collects dust and hair
- ❌ Can be too large for some
- ❌ Difficult to clean with detailed textures
My verdict
This dildo has been selected as the test winner of this review because it simply has everything you would want in an extreme monster dildo. It’s made of great quality materials, the textures and shapes are varied and incredibly detailed and, of course, unconventional, and it’s just visually stunning and other-worldly! It has a functioning suction cup base that sticks really well onto most surfaces – and it didn’t budge one bit no matter how rough I was. And last but not least, this alien dildo is incredibly affordable for its value. Of course, this product won’t be ideal for anyone who does not (or cannot) enjoy thick dildos, so keep that in mind before you splurge on this for yourself or your partner.
Buy, if you...
- love the feeling of super detailed textures
- enjoy girthier dildos
- need a suction cup dildo
- want an alien dildo with an artistic flair
Don't buy, if you...
- are not super comfortable or experienced with penetration
- have any pelvic floor issues
- prefer a more unconventional texture or shape
Fantasy Uberrime Aqua King Fantasy Dildo
The Uberrime Aqua King really is one of those crowd-pleaser fantasy dildos. I mean, just look at it! These beautifully blended colors of gold and pearlescent sea foam green hinting at some aquatic scales let you indulge in whatever dirty King Triton Daddy fantasy you’ve got going on. No? Just me? Well, anyway, this thick dildo delivers impressive a-spot, g-spot, or p-spot massage with its prominent ridges and realistic head. A base that’s compatible with O-ring for versatile use. The Uberrime Aqua King is also super flexible and soft to the touch, making the girthy penetration super comfortable. It’s mentioned that its base is not made as a suction cup, but anyway I manage to stick it to different surfaces. Although, make sure it’s dry and flat first.
Pros
- ✅ Visually stunning
- ✅ Aesthetically versatile for different kinds of monster role play
- ✅ Strap-on harness compatible
- ✅ Soft and flexible
Cons
- ❌ No suction cup base
- ❌ Somewhat conventional shape and texture
My verdict
It’s safe to say that I’m a fan of the Uberrime Aqua King. I am beyond impressed with how visually pleasing it is while it also targets some serious internal massage in all the right places. The prominent ridges are delightfully noticable during penetration without being too abrasive, thanks to the soft and flexible density of the dildo! Although it would have been nice to have a suction cup base on this dildo, the base is stil harness compatible and provides good grip when you’re penetrating yourself or your partner. Of course, this dildo is not cheap, but if you’re as mesmerized as I am, that might not stop you!
Buy, if you...
- want a dildo that you can proudly display as art!
- love prominent ridges for premium a-spot, g-spot, or p-spot stimulation
- want a girthy dildo
- need a soft and flexible dildo
Don't buy, if you...
- need something less girthy
- need a more visually extreme monster cock dildo
- need a suction cup base
- are on a budget
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Realistic NS Novelties Colours Pleasures Black Suction Cup Dildo
If you were wondering why the NS Novelties Colours Pleasures Black Suction Cup Dildo is included in this round-up review despite obviously not belonging to some other-worldly creature is because it just is an extremely large dildo! It is truly a monster dildo in the most mainstream sense. It has realistic design that provides somewhat realistic stimulation from the prominent head and raised veins. The not-so-realistic (but still very desirable) sensation comes from the intense fullness that comes from enveloping this 10 inch dildo.
Pros
- ✅ Long and girthy for intense fullness
- ✅ 100% body-safe materials
- ✅ Suction cup base
- ✅ Harness compatible
Cons
- ❌ Can be too large for some
- ❌ Suction cup only sticks to non-porous surfaces
My verdict
The NS Novelties Colours Pleasures Black Suction Cup Dildo is a great product for anyone who wants to enjoy the excitement and pleasures of extreme dildo sizes but does not want their play to be limited by a design that specifies a certain type of monster. As weird as it feels to say, this huge dildo is, in that sense, quite discreet. It can be used for most kinds of play without sticking out like a sore thumb. Remember, that it may be too large for some, that it’s heavy to use in a harness, and that the suction cup base will not stick properly to porous surfaces. But if this seems like your jam, this monster dildo is quite affordable for the quality and pleasure you’re getting!
Buy, if you...
- are looking to level up on your dildo size
- want a huge dildo for complete fullness
- want the monster size but not the monster look
- want another aesthetically versatile dildo for all sorts of play
Don't buy, if you...
- are inexperienced with girthy and deep penetration
- want a more "realistically monster-like" dildo
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Girthy Lifelike Lover Classic Extra Girthy Dildo 7 Inch
The Lifelike Lover Classic Extra Girthy Dildo is another huge monster dildo that will terrify any tight opening – in a good way, of course! For anyone who loves the feeling of pushing themselves to the limit with more than they may be able to handle, this extemely thick dildo will do the trick. A realistic dildo design with a pronounced head, subtle veins, and balls made of firm PVC. A suction cup base for hands-free play and harness compatible for anyone who want to thrust this big boy deep into their lover. 100% waterproof and fully submersible, you can bring this monstrosity with you in the bath!
Pros
- ✅ Great for intense stretching sensations
- ✅ Sution cup base for versatile use
- ✅ Harness compatible
Cons
- ❌ Very heavy
- ❌ Made of a porous material
- ❌ Can be way too big for some to use comfortably
My verdict
This is a super affordable option for anyone who is really looking to challenge themselves with some anal or vaginal stretching. This is also a big boy of many talents and uses with its realistic design. You can choose to engage in many different kinds of role plays as well. The look may seem human-like but the sheer size just screams: monster! Since it’s a suction cup dildo, you can slap it on a flat surface for some overwhelming hands-free penetration or thrust it intensly into your partner with a strap-on harness! One big con is that this guy is made of porous PVC, making it unsuitable for internal use without a condom. It requires very thorough cleaning after each use!
Buy, if you...
- are already experienced with girthy dildos
- want some intense stretching
- like a realistic dildo
- need a suction cup base
Don't buy, if you...
- have not tried any super girthy dildos before
- prefer a more varied texture
- want a true monster cock in the more fantastical sense
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Werewolf The Realm Lycan Werewolf Dildo
This is the perfect fantasy dildo to help you live out your wildest beastly fantasies! Whether you are waiting to be ravaged by a howling werewolf or any other mythical hairy beast, you can indulge in whichever role play you want with this monstrosity inside of you! With a somewhat human-like realism detailing the head and shaft of the dildo for some familiarity during penetration, the hints of wolf are still apparent by the colors of the dildo and the furry design by the base. With a vac-u-lock attachment point by the base, this dildo is a perfect fit for the fantasy sword handle attachments from The Realm collection. More on that later on in the post!
Pros
- ✅ Compatible with any vac-u-lock accesories
- ✅ Harness compatible
- ✅ Detailed textures for visual and physical stimulation
- ✅ Ideal for any beastly fantasies or role plays
Cons
- ❌ No suction cup base for hands-free penetration
My verdict
The dildos from The Realm collection by Blush Novelties really are great pleaure toys for anyone walking around with some unfulfilled monster fantasies. An impressive toy both in terms of fantastical design and in dimensions! Surely living up to its monster dildo status with 2 inches in diameter to envelop and 8 inches of insertability for deep wolfy thrusts, this toy is large but not too inaccessible for curious werewolf dildo beginners. A great quality product for a very appropriate price!
Buy, if you...
- are interested in fantasy and mythology play or horror play
- still want a somewhat realistic texture and feel
- want a girthy yet flexible dildo
- want a werewolf dildo that is harness compatible
Don't buy, if you...
- prefer a different kind of monster for your fantasy
- need a suction cup base
- want a more unconventional shape and texture
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Dragon Creature Cocks Fire Dragon Scaly Dildo
The Creature Cocks Fire Dragon Scaly Dildo will help make all of your sexy dragon roleplay fantasies come true. The coloring and design of this fantastical silicone dildo lets you give in to the idea of having this huge mythical monster terrify you with a fiery breath and rippling muscles under the rough scales, as it takes you with it’s overwhelmingly girthy 7 inches of shaft. With a slight S-shaped curve in the shaft, the rows of prominent scales and bumps along the shaft and glans can provide great internal g-spot, a-spot, or p-spot stimulation.
Pros
- ✅ Perfect for roleplay, cosplay, and kinky fantasy sessions
- ✅ Super prominent and stimulating scaly and dotted textures
- ✅ Suction cup base
Cons
- ❌ Suction cup base only sticks to completely non-porous surfaces
My verdict
If you’ve ever complained about the fact that were no fantasy dildos that truly allowed you to fulfill any specific dragon fantasies, think again! This dragon dildo really creates a full-blown experience with the illusion of a lustful mythical creature with this coloring and the unconventional shapes, textures, and overall design. It’s also made of 100% body-safe silicone and fully waterproof! Suitable for intermediate to advanced users of other thick dildos and available at a relatively affordable price!
Buy, if you...
- want unleash some hefty dragon role play fantasies
- love a super detailed, fantastical, and scaly texture
- like a super girthy dildo
Don't buy, if you...
- want a less scaly look for your preferred monster play
- want a dildo with monster testicles included
- are new to using girthier dildos
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Gargoyle Creature Cocks The Gargoyle Rock Hard Dildo
Looking for a stone cold and rock hard dildo to explore some gargoyle-related fantasies? Or perhaps this long and slim silvery dildo can be combined with other props and costume elements to make a similar sexy cosplay scenario come true? A lot of things are possible with this versatile and accessible monster dildo. The slimmer girth makes it suitable for all kinds of levels of experience, and the impressive length allows you to take it as far as you’re comfortable with. A silicone dildo with a slightly textured shaft with subtle bumps and ridges to provide some more stimulation during penetration. With a wide suction cup base for some hands-free gargoyle-humping and great for strap-on use as well!
Pros
- ✅ Harness compatible
- ✅ Wide suction cup base
- ✅ Great for deep insertion
- ✅ Suitable for anal use
Cons
- ❌ Suction cup base may not stick to porous surfaces
- ❌ May leave some longing for more girth
My verdict
Great for those with a kinky and creative mind that needs a tool to use for dark fantasy plays. Out of all of the monster dildos included in this round-up review, this gargoyle dildo is one of more inclusive and accessible ones in terms of girth. Enjoyable for most levels of experience but could also potentially leave some advanced monster cock dildo users longing for some more girth to fill them up completely. Although, if you know that this won’t necesarily be a bother and still want to play around with this versatile toy, it’s available at quite an affordable price!
Buy, if you...
- want a monster dildo that's not a *huge* monster dildo
- like deep insertion
- want something less girthy
- want something harness compatible
Don't buy, if you...
- need a super girthy shaft
- prefer a more fantastical shape and texture on your gargoyle dildo
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Tentacle Creature Cocks Ravager Ripped Tentacled Dildo
The Creature Cocks Ravager Ripped Tentacled Dildo will help you fulfill any desires to be ravaged by a lustful tentacle monster! Enjoy the super detailed dips and grooves in this unconventionally shaped dildo. Allow yourself to indulge in the fantasy of something monstrous caressing your insides with this textured and bulbous shaft in a swirl of earthy colors. The suction cup base allows you to free up your hands when stuck to non-porous surfaces and you can even put this banger in a harness!
Pros
- ✅ Suction cup base
- ✅ Tapered tip for smoother insertion
- ✅ Super detailed design
- ✅ Harness compatible
Cons
- ❌ Suction cup only sticks to non-porous surfaces
- ❌ Requires thorough cleaning
My verdict
This tentacle dildo has an impressive design that will tickle anyone who has thought of being penetrated by some tentacled monster. The tapered tip on the shaft makes this dildo very accessible for beginners as the initial insertion is a bit easier. It does require extra care and attention during cleaning to make sure all those dips and grooves are free of any residue. A versatile dildo for suction cup fun and strap-on escapades! A beautifully designed tentacle dildo that comes at a reasonably affordable price.
Buy, if you...
- want a dildo with an unconventional shape
- want to have fun with some tentacle fantasies
- need a suction cup dildo that is harness compatible
- want a monster dildo that is easily insertable
Don't buy, if you...
- prefer a smoother texture
- want a more curved tentacle shaft
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Alien Creature Cocks Space Cock Glow-in-the-Dark Alien Dildo
Go on an orgasmic, galactic adventure with the Creature Cocks Space Cock alien dildo! Elevate your space-themed fantasy roleplay or kinky cosplay a step further with this whimsically designed space cock. A large bulging knot by the base of the dildo, lets you expand your pleasure even more. The otherwise smooth texture is embellished with a few bulging veins and triple beads by the frenulum for extra internal stimulation. Cool psychedelic colors in gradients and small specks of glitter already adorn this dildo but when the lights are off, this baby will glow even brighter with this body-safe glow-in-the-dark silicone!
Pros
- ✅ Glows in the dark after being exposed to UV light or sunshine
- ✅ Glittery silicone
- ✅ Suction cup base
- ✅ Harness compatible
Cons
- ❌ Suction cup base will only stick to non-porous surfaces
- ❌ Widest point in diameter may be too much for some
My verdict
This is a great alien dildo for anyone who isn’t a fan of dark and scary monsters, but would rather get acquainted with a friendly, glittery, glow-in-the-dark space cock! Approachable for beginners with a subdued texture but also poses a girthy challenge for all levels of experience near the bulging base. A suction cup base that sticks best on non-porous surfaces will provide a few different options for use – and comptable for a harness as well!
Buy, if you...
- love really colorful dildos
- like smooth texture but don't want a boring shape
- like the idea of a glow-in-the-dark sex toy
- want a suction cup base
Don't buy, if you...
- prefer a more dark and monster-like look
- need something with a very detailed texture
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Unicorn Creature Cocks Unicorn Curvy Bumpy Dildo
Okay, so we’re definitely moving into more conventionally friendlier monsters now. This Creature Cocks Unicorn has cute coming out the wazoo (or into yours…)! Let the whimsical horn of this mythical beast impale you in the best way possible. Let the deliciously spiraled, plump horn take you for the joy ride of your life! Have your partner mount you with this wonder in a strap-on harness or take it for ride yourself by sticking the suction cup base onto a flat surface.
Pros
- ✅ Very cute design
- ✅ Suction cup base
- ✅ Harness compatible
- ✅ Impressive size
Cons
- ❌ Can be tricky to clean
- ❌ Can be too big for some
My verdict
Unicorn fantasy or not, I would want to own this inredibly cute rainbow dildo! The thick spiraled design provides a rippling yet strangely smooth sensation internally. While I would say it is suitable for many levels of experience, it can prove quite a sizeable challenge the furhter down the horn you make it. Versatile use with some suction cup action or to have your partner wear in a harness as they try to mount you!
Buy, if you...
- love the idea of a cute and colorful unicorn dildo
- think you might enjoy this thick, spiralled shape
- want a girthy dildo
- don't like too detailed textures
Don't buy, if you...
- are not a fan of the unicorn horn shaft
- prefer more detailed textures
- need a slimmer dildo
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Strap-On Giant Monster Strap On
This Giant Monster Strap On will give you all the equipment you need to take your monster roleplay to the next level by having your partner thrust your favorite monster dildo into you. This strap-on will let you enjoy the monstrous colors and textures of the curved dildo that will massage your g-spot or p-spot during penetration. The size of the dildo can seem a bit overwhelming but the super soft and flexible structure will make for a comfortable fit. The strap-on harness is fully adjustable and padded for extra comfort during thrusting.
Pros
- ✅ Super flexible dildo
- ✅ Stimulating texture
- ✅ Padded strap-on harness for comfort
- ✅ Dildo can be used without harness
Cons
- ❌ Can be a bit big for some
My verdict
A great way to up the realism in any monster roleplay you’ve got goign on! Let your partner thrust into you with this super flexible and deliciously textured, giant, curvy dildo. Perhaps best suited for someone who has some experience with either strap-ons or larger dildos as this monstrosity can be a tad much for complete beginners. But this other-worldly fulfillment does come at a very affordable price!
Buy, if you...
- want a monster dildo for pegging
- want a strap-on for g-spot stimulation
- love a really detailed texture
- like the intense monster-like colors
Don't buy, if you...
- prefer a smooth dildo
- want a really firm strap-on dildo
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Comparison of the 11 best monster dildos
Best | Test Winner | Fantasy | Realistic | Girthy | Werewolf | Dragon | Gargoyle | Tentacle | Alien | Unicorn | Strap-On |
Overall score | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | - | 4.1 / 5.0 | - | - | 4.8 / 5.0 | - | - | - | 4.4 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.1 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 |
User rating | 5 / 5.0 from 2 users | 5 / 5.0 from 5 users | - | 4.1 / 5.0 from 69 users | - | - | 5 / 5.0 from 1 users | - | - | - | 4.3 / 5.0 from 11 users |
Price | Cheap | Affordable | Moderate | Cheap | Moderate | Affordable | Affordable | Affordable | Affordable | Moderate | Cheap |
Design | 100 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 92 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 93 / 100 | 97 / 100 |
Ease of use | 100 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 97 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 93 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
Quality | 100 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 97 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Sound | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Power | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Length | 8.07 inches | - | 12.25 inches | 9 inches | 10.5 inches | 8.3 inches | 9.3 inches | 8 inches | 8.5 inches | 8.3 inches | 8.3 inches |
Insertable length | 6.7 inches | 7.5 inches | 10 inches | 7 inches | 8 inches | 7 inches | 8.1 inches | 6.5 inches | 7.5 inches | 7.3 inches | 7.7 inches |
Diameter | Tip: 2.09 inches | 2.07 inches | 2.4 inches | 3 inches | 2 inches | 2.5 inches | 1.2-1.8 inches | 1.2-1.8 inches | 1.5-2.6 inches | 1.5-2.4 inches | 2 inches |
Waterproof | Submersible | Submersible | Submersible | Submersible | Submersible | Submersible | Submersible | Submersible | Submersible | Submersible | Submersible |
Materials | Platinum Silicone | Platinum Silicone | Silicone | PVC | Platinum silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Liquid silicone |
Flexibility | Medium soft | Very flexible | Firm | Firm | Flexible | - | Firm | Firm | Firm but soft | Firm | Flexible |
Texture | Ridges, bumps, ripples | Prominent ridges | Pronounced head and bulging veins | - | Detailed veins and beastly hair by the base | Scales, ridges, dots | Subtle bumps and ridges | Scaled bumps, spiraled ridges, deep grooves | Bulging veins and knot by base | Thick spirals | Prominent bumps and and scaly ridges |
Allergies | Phthalate-free | Phthalate-free | Phthalate-free, latex-free, and hypoallergenic | Phthalate-free | Phthalate-free | Phthalate-free | Phthalate-free | Phthalate-free | Phthalate-free | Phthalat-free | Phthalate-free |
Colors Available | Flame, Aurora, Glow-in-the-Dark, Taurus, Triones | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Openings | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | O-ring |
Adjustable | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | Harness is adjustable |
More Monster-Like Sex Toys
If you feel like you’ve just discovered a new love for all things that could help you live out some delicious other-worldly fantasies, then I’ve got few more bonus products for you to check out!
Fantasy Penis Sleeve - Monster Cock - Open End
These stretchy monster cock sleeves are perfect way to turn your own penis into a tool for some fantastical role play. They give you that monstrous look and texture and firm enough to assist in your erection. The open-ended design still allows for you to ejaculate through the sleeve.
Uberrime The Sentio 5" Dildo Plug
Enjoy some hands-free anal or vaginal fullness with this galactic dildo plug. Harness compatible with its flat base for some strap-on penetration. Let this monstrous plug probe and massage your insides while you let your imagination loose!
Sword Dildo Handles For Truly Adventurous Role-Playing
Looking for the ultimate fantasy-accessory to wield your monster cock dildo with? Blush Novelties’s fantasy-inspired collection of other-worldly dildos and accessories also offer sword handles that are compatible with all the dildos form the same line!
The Realm Drago Lock On Dragon Sword Dildo Handle
This classic sword handle will enhance the feeling of going on an adventurous quest while thrusting away with your fantasy dildo. It provides really good grip and a really cool look and feel, honestly! Check out our in depth test and review of The Realm Drago Lock On Dragon Sword Dildo Handle here.
The Realm Rougarou Lock On Werewolf Sword Dildo Handle
Another classic sword handle that will truly elevate any play with monster dildos! A darker and fiercer design with this sneering wolf and claw marks up the shaft. A perfect pair with The Realm Lycan Werewolf Dildo for some truly beastly thrusting!
Ejaculating Monsters to Make Your Fantasies Fulfilled
Want to add another cool touch to your monster dildo play? Perhaps you’re looking for a realistic way of living out some monster breeding fantasies! These ejaculating monster dildos will definitely add to your experience and fulfill you in several ways…
Ejaculating Dog Dick Dildo
This ejacuting dog dildo will work with any liquid you choose to put in the mechanism. Simply squeeze the pump when you’re ready for your load and the dildo will fill you up with whatever you’ve chosen to put into the mechanism.
Flame Unicorn - Squirting Fantasy Dildo
Perhaps you to experience this breeding sensation with another fantastical creature? This unicorn dildo adds some delicious textures and a pronounced curve to your penetration experience!
Monsters Can be Very Realistic...
When I say monster cock, I’m not always talking about the enlarged and strangely shaped penis of any random mythical monster out there. Monster cocks can sometimes also just refer to penises that are monstrous in their dimensions that are completely out of this world! So if you actually came to this post to see mostly that then, well… I’m sorry there was so many actual monster dildos…
RealCock2 Bruce
This monster dildo is terrifying enough in its sheer size! Letting the RealCock2 Bruce enter you will be a challenge that you might not be able to refuse. With this realistic dildo (in terms of design, at least) you can enjoy the tapered tip that gets bigger and bigger as you envelop more of Bruce and let the texture of the raised veins caress your insides.
What Makes Monster Dildos Special?
So, why would you actually go ahead and purchase a full-fledged monster dildo, when a regular ol’ large dildo might do the trick (you know, if you squint just a bit)? Well, well-designed monster dildos can really elevate your fantasy roleplaying experiences with some impressive visual stimulation, more intense dimensions, and some uncnventional shapes and textures!
Great for Monster Roleplay!
Combine your monster dildo with some more props, more costume accessories, or just your excellent acting skills and allow the dildo to help you into new realms of pleasure, fullness, and fantastical excitement with some monster-related roleplays or power-play scenarios!
Unconventional Non-Phallic Shapes
If the regular realistic dildo’s simply don’t do it for you in terms of shape and design, then monster dildos are where you go to get some phallic shapes that are out of this world. Whether you want a tentacle-tongue
Unique Textures
The shapes can also be adorned with super unique textured that are a both a visual and physical treat. Whether it is super detailed tentacles or very prominent veins along a shaft, these textures can provide extra stimulation during penetration and just elevate the arousal since they can look so impressive!
A Shape and Size for Everyone!
With all of these unique shapes, there’s bound to be something than can hit all your sweet spoots and not feel like too much at the same time. Some tentacle dildos, for example, have a tapered tip and gets wider as you inch your way to the base. This provides easy insertion but still a stretched out sensation. Find something for your liking in the sea of extreme monster dildos!
Where to Buy Monster Dildos
Since more extreme dildos like monster dildos aren’t necessarily available in your regular sex shops, here are a few of our favourite shops to go to when looking for some fantastical creatures to mount.
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OxyShop
OxyShop is also one of our go-to online shops for some of the more extreme products, like monster cock dildos!
FAQ
What is a Monster Dildo?
Monster dildos are dildos with detailed, fantastical, and colorful designs that allow you to indulge in your wildest monster fantasies. They often have unique shapes and features that offer some wonderfully unconventional stimulation with prominent ridges, bumps, or spirals to bring you some truly otherworldly orgasms!
Reviewed by:
Edie