The 11 Best Monster Dildos For Out of This Realm Orgasms
How Were These Monster Dildos Tested and Reviewed?
To write this review, I’ve spent over 26 hours scouring the internet to find the very best monster dildos and researched everything I could about them – so you don’t have to! Additionally, I’ve done my best to describe who the individual products would be best suited for in terms of experience levels and personal tastes, so you can find a good match more easily.
To rate these products, I’ve given all the products an overall Bedbible rating. This rating takes into account how well the dildo performs in terms of design, materials, price, size etc.
How to Choose the Best Monster Dildo
When it comes to choosing the perfect monster dildo for you, there are a few considerations that can help you narrow down your options.
- Safe materials – Whenever you’re looking to buy any kind of dildo, I would always recommend avoiding porous materials, like TPE, soft plastic, or jelly. Microscopic holes in the surface of these materials will harbor dirt and bacteria over time, making it unsuitable for internal use without a condom. Try to go for body-safe materials like silicone, ABS plastic, glass or stainless steel.
- Size – Make sure you adjust your expectations for this one. While the whole monster-fantasy might involve the fantasy of deliciously over-sized shafts, the fantasy may not be super realistic. Be careful not to be too ambitious for your own good. Consider the dimensions of whichever monster dildo catches your eye and be wary of the fact that your vagina or anus might not be equipped to handle what your mind wants them too. Be safe and finds something that will fill you out comfortably!
- Features – In this round-up, I’ve got a bunch of different kinds of monster dongs to show you. Depending on which breed of monster we’re talking about, these dildo have different features that make a difference both aesthetically but also practically! Are you looking for scaly ridges or prominent bumps and nubs from a tentacle dildo?
- Purpose – If you’ve got a very specific fantasy in mind that involves a specific kind of monster, then it obviously makes sense to take that into account when choosing your new monster dildo. Consider whether or not you have a favorite monster in mind or if you would rather choose something that has a more versatile monster look.
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The 11 Best monster dildos in Test
Bigshocked Alien I Flame Dildo
The Bigshocked Alien I Flame Dildo will let you explore all of your extra-terrestrial fantasies with its stunning colors and un-conventionally textured design! Made from hand-sculpted, platinum silicone this particular “unidentified foreign object” is very much still 100% body safe and non-toxic! A deliciously detailed striped texture coats the namy bumps and ridges that adorn the petal-shaped glans and the girthy shaft. With the perfect balance of flexible, soft, firm, and stable, this alien dildo will impress you with fullness while keeping you comfortable as the dildo probes your insides.
The Bigshocked Alien I Flame Dildo was rated 60 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Length | 8.07 inches |
| Insertable length | 6.7 inches |
| Diameter | Tip: 2.09 inches |
| Diameter | Base: 2.32 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
| Materials | Platinum Silicone |
| Flexibility | Medium soft |
| Texture | Ridges, bumps, ripples |
| Allergies | Phthalate-free |
| Colors Available | Flame, Aurora, Glow-in-the-Dark, Taurus, Triones |
This dildo has been selected as the test winner of this review because it simply has everything you would want in an extreme monster dildo. It’s made of great quality materials, the textures and shapes are varied and incredibly detailed and, of course, unconventional, and it’s just visually stunning and other-worldly! It has a functioning suction cup base that sticks really well onto most surfaces – and it didn’t budge one bit no matter how rough I was. And last but not least, this alien dildo is incredibly affordable for its value. Of course, this product won’t be ideal for anyone who does not (or cannot) enjoy thick dildos, so keep that in mind before you splurge on this for yourself or your partner.
Uberrime Aqua King Fantasy Dildo
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The Uberrime Aqua King really is one of those crowd-pleaser fantasy dildos. I mean, just look at it! These beautifully blended colors of gold and pearlescent sea foam green hinting at some aquatic scales let you indulge in whatever dirty King Triton Daddy fantasy you’ve got going on. No? Just me? Well, anyway, this thick dildo delivers impressive a-spot, g-spot, or p-spot massage with its prominent ridges and realistic head. A base that’s compatible with O-ring for versatile use. The Uberrime Aqua King is also super flexible and soft to the touch, making the girthy penetration super comfortable. It’s mentioned that its base is not made as a suction cup, but anyway I manage to stick it to different surfaces. Although, make sure it’s dry and flat first.
The Uberrime Aqua King Fantasy Dildo was rated 30 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Insertable length | 7.5 inches |
| Diameter | 2.07 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
| Materials | Platinum Silicone |
| Flexibility | Very flexible |
| Texture | Prominent ridges |
| Allergies | Phthalate-free |
It’s safe to say that I’m a fan of the Uberrime Aqua King. I am beyond impressed with how visually pleasing it is while it also targets some serious internal massage in all the right places. The prominent ridges are delightfully noticable during penetration without being too abrasive, thanks to the soft and flexible density of the dildo! Although it would have been nice to have a suction cup base on this dildo, the base is stil harness compatible and provides good grip when you’re penetrating yourself or your partner. Of course, this dildo is not cheap, but if you’re as mesmerized as I am, that might not stop you!
NS Novelties Colours Pleasures Black Suction Cup Dildo
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If you were wondering why the NS Novelties Colours Pleasures Black Suction Cup Dildo is included in this round-up review despite obviously not belonging to some other-worldly creature is because it just is an extremely large dildo! It is truly a monster dildo in the most mainstream sense. It has realistic design that provides somewhat realistic stimulation from the prominent head and raised veins. The not-so-realistic (but still very desirable) sensation comes from the intense fullness that comes from enveloping this 10 inch dildo.
The NS Novelties Colours Pleasures Black Suction Cup Dildo was rated 60 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Length | 12.25 inches |
| Insertable length | 10 inches |
| Diameter | 2.4 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
| Materials | Silicone |
| Flexibility | Firm |
| Texture | Pronounced head and bulging veins |
| Allergies | Phthalate-free, latex-free, and hypoallergenic |
The NS Novelties Colours Pleasures Black Suction Cup Dildo is a great product for anyone who wants to enjoy the excitement and pleasures of extreme dildo sizes but does not want their play to be limited by a design that specifies a certain type of monster. As weird as it feels to say, this huge dildo is, in that sense, quite discreet. It can be used for most kinds of play without sticking out like a sore thumb. Remember, that it may be too large for some, that it’s heavy to use in a harness, and that the suction cup base will not stick properly to porous surfaces. But if this seems like your jam, this monster dildo is quite affordable for the quality and pleasure you’re getting!
Lifelike Lover Classic Extra Girthy Dildo 7 Inch
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The Lifelike Lover Classic Extra Girthy Dildo is another huge monster dildo that will terrify any tight opening – in a good way, of course! For anyone who loves the feeling of pushing themselves to the limit with more than they may be able to handle, this extemely thick dildo will do the trick. A realistic dildo design with a pronounced head, subtle veins, and balls made of firm PVC. A suction cup base for hands-free play and harness compatible for anyone who want to thrust this big boy deep into their lover. 100% waterproof and fully submersible, you can bring this monstrosity with you in the bath!
The Lifelike Lover Classic Extra Girthy Dildo 7 Inch was rated 80 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Length | 9 inches |
| Insertable length | 7 inches |
| Diameter | 3 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
| Materials | PVC |
| Flexibility | Firm |
| Allergies | Phthalate-free |
This is a super affordable option for anyone who is really looking to challenge themselves with some anal or vaginal stretching. This is also a big boy of many talents and uses with its realistic design. You can choose to engage in many different kinds of role plays as well. The look may seem human-like but the sheer size just screams: monster! Since it’s a suction cup dildo, you can slap it on a flat surface for some overwhelming hands-free penetration or thrust it intensly into your partner with a strap-on harness! One big con is that this guy is made of porous PVC, making it unsuitable for internal use without a condom. It requires very thorough cleaning after each use!
The Realm Lycan Werewolf Dildo
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This is the perfect fantasy dildo to help you live out your wildest beastly fantasies! Whether you are waiting to be ravaged by a howling werewolf or any other mythical hairy beast, you can indulge in whichever role play you want with this monstrosity inside of you! With a somewhat human-like realism detailing the head and shaft of the dildo for some familiarity during penetration, the hints of wolf are still apparent by the colors of the dildo and the furry design by the base. With a vac-u-lock attachment point by the base, this dildo is a perfect fit for the fantasy sword handle attachments from The Realm collection. More on that later on in the post!
The The Realm Lycan Werewolf Dildo was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Length | 10.5 inches |
| Insertable length | 8 inches |
| Diameter | 2 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
| Materials | Platinum silicone |
| Flexibility | Flexible |
| Texture | Detailed veins and beastly hair by the base |
| Allergies | Phthalate-free |
The dildos from The Realm collection by Blush Novelties really are great pleaure toys for anyone walking around with some unfulfilled monster fantasies. An impressive toy both in terms of fantastical design and in dimensions! Surely living up to its monster dildo status with 2 inches in diameter to envelop and 8 inches of insertability for deep wolfy thrusts, this toy is large but not too inaccessible for curious werewolf dildo beginners. A great quality product for a very appropriate price!
Creature Cocks Fire Dragon Scaly Dildo
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The Creature Cocks Fire Dragon Scaly Dildo will help make all of your sexy dragon roleplay fantasies come true. The coloring and design of this fantastical silicone dildo lets you give in to the idea of having this huge mythical monster terrify you with a fiery breath and rippling muscles under the rough scales, as it takes you with it’s overwhelmingly girthy 7 inches of shaft. With a slight S-shaped curve in the shaft, the rows of prominent scales and bumps along the shaft and glans can provide great internal g-spot, a-spot, or p-spot stimulation.
The Creature Cocks Fire Dragon Scaly Dildo was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
| Length | 8.3 inches |
| Insertable length | 7 inches |
| Diameter | 2.5 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
| Materials | Silicone |
| Texture | Scales, ridges, dots |
| Allergies | Phthalate-free |
If you’ve ever complained about the fact that were no fantasy dildos that truly allowed you to fulfill any specific dragon fantasies, think again! This dragon dildo really creates a full-blown experience with the illusion of a lustful mythical creature with this coloring and the unconventional shapes, textures, and overall design. It’s also made of 100% body-safe silicone and fully waterproof! Suitable for intermediate to advanced users of other thick dildos and available at a relatively affordable price!
Creature Cocks The Gargoyle Rock Hard Dildo
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Looking for a stone cold and rock hard dildo to explore some gargoyle-related fantasies? Or perhaps this long and slim silvery dildo can be combined with other props and costume elements to make a similar sexy cosplay scenario come true? A lot of things are possible with this versatile and accessible monster dildo. The slimmer girth makes it suitable for all kinds of levels of experience, and the impressive length allows you to take it as far as you’re comfortable with. A silicone dildo with a slightly textured shaft with subtle bumps and ridges to provide some more stimulation during penetration. With a wide suction cup base for some hands-free gargoyle-humping and great for strap-on use as well!
The Creature Cocks The Gargoyle Rock Hard Dildo was rated 20 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner
| Length | 9.3 inches |
| Insertable length | 8.1 inches |
| Diameter | 1.2-1.8 inches |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
| Materials | Silicone |
| Flexibility | Firm |
| Texture | Subtle bumps and ridges |
| Allergies | Phthalate-free |
Great for those with a kinky and creative mind that needs a tool to use for dark fantasy plays. Out of all of the monster dildos included in this round-up review, this gargoyle dildo is one of more inclusive and accessible ones in terms of girth. Enjoyable for most levels of experience but could also potentially leave some advanced monster cock dildo users longing for some more girth to fill them up completely. Although, if you know that this won’t necesarily be a bother and still want to play around with this versatile toy, it’s available at quite an affordable price!