Balldo — Test & Review
Overall Rating
3.9/5
Bedbible Rating:
4.6/5
User Ratings:
3.2/5
Based on 25 user reviews
Rating: Balldo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
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Rating: Balldo was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Balldo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Pricey
Rating: Balldo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.
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Recommended for
I find this best for those with some experience; it offers a well-balanced challenge.
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My Verdict
I don't know who first thought of turning balls into a dildo but whoever it is should get a medal! This sex toy is ideal for anyone with a testicle fetish or who's into ball play. It's also great if you're looking for something new and fun, or for something that's just a little bit out of the ordinary. This bizarre idea is actually pretty genius and is apparently the first of its kind! If you or your partner love including testicles in your sex life then you should definitely start exploring more by getting yourselves a Balldo.
Buy, if you...
- Love testicle play
- Want to penetrate someone with your balls
- Want something completely wild and fun
- Want to insert your balls into someone/something
Don't buy, if you...
- Don't like your testicles being played with
- Have testicles that are overly sensitive to pain (beyond the normal amount)
- Have blood flow issues or excessive scar tissue on you testicles
- Don't want to shave/trim your ball hair
About The Balldo
The Balldo is simple but effective. Comprised of three silicone parts, the Balldo itself and then two rings to add length to your new ball-dildo. The Balldo has a tapered tip and comes down with two gaps along its side for your balls to pop out of. I also found these handy for getting my fingers in when putting it on and removing it. The two rings are the same material and colour as the Balldo and together it makes one pretty cool looking ball cock!
Pros
- ✅Made with platinum silicone
- ✅Easy to clean
- ✅Good quality
- ✅Works as advertised
Cons
- ❌Tricky to put on at first
- ❌Has a learning curve
- ❌Not great for anyone that has grip or finger strength issues
Table of contents (12)
Personal Experience
How it all started
So this all came about because I had a sex dream a few weeks ago where in it my partner had inserted my balls into her vagina. This then became my masturbatory fantasy for the next few weeks until I ended up telling her about it. She didn’t hesitate, a quick internet search later and she’d found Balldo!First Impressions and Preparations
At first look I’m not gonna lie, I was excited, it looked just as I imagined it would! The first time we used it I needed my play partner to give me a hand putting it on as it was tricky not squashing my balls! I probably should have added lube to the Balldo itself as well as my balls as the silicone rings were getting stuck trying to slide over the Balldo. But by the time we had finished using it I managed to remove it by myself. So my advice is to just add extra lube at the start, you can always wipe your balls clean of excess lube once you’ve got it all on and in position. It’s also worth noting that we only used one of the rings. My scrotum is smaller than average so getting on a second ring would have been impossible for me. Also I found that it was a bit painful on my vasectomy scars. So it’s worth being aware of that when getting this product. I wouldn’t say it means you can’t use it, but just be aware that it may have an impact on your pain and pleasure levels.Time for penetration!
Well I must say it was SO much fun to use. It was a little tricky finding the right position for penetration at first and we had ourselves in fits of laughter a number of times trying to get it in! Once it was finally in I was a little thrown by having to thrust balls first, as apposed to cock first, and once again we were cracking up laughing. After a lot of fun experimentation we found that missionary with her at the edge of the bed was pretty effective. I didn’t have my first ‘ballgasm’ as mentioned on the product packaging but I’m guessing practise will make perfect. We’re both very much looking forward to using this toy again!Design
This toy has a very simple design but one that has clearly been thought through. The design transforms your balls into a penetrating dildo far more effectively than you'd think. I like that the product is made entirely of silicone. The manufacturers have apparently been working on perfecting this product for three years. The design is said to perfectly align your balls for penetration. Well I must say it definitely seems to work, good job guys!
Ease of Use
As stated above, there's definitely a learning curve to using this, though probably not a big one. I reckon by the second or third time you use this product you'll have gotten the hang of it. If you've never engaged in any form of ball stretching or testicle play before you might find this tricky to use. I would definitely follow the manufacturer's recommendation of shaving/trimming you ball hair first, and adding lube before using it too! For your first time it's definitely helpful to have an extra pair of hands, so perhaps get whoever you might be with to help you out. I imagine ease of use will also depend on how sensitive your balls are and their size, the more sensitive/bigger they are, the trickier it might be. But with a bit of lube and the thought of upcoming sex, nothing's impossible right? ;) Note: You really have to pull at the silicone to stretch it enough to put it over your balls, if you have issues with finger grip and/or strength then you will definitely need someone else helping you put this on.
Quality
This product is good quality. It is made with platinum silicone, which I really like. It feels better on your skin and is easier to stretch and not break. Plus if I'm not mistaken you can store platinum silicone products/toys together and they won't degrade like they would if they were made with regular silicone.
Price
I'm not going to lie, it is expensive for what it is. However, this is a very unique product. Apparently it's the worlds first ball dildo. So my assumption is that this is reflected in its price. Remember not only have they used platinum silicone, but they spent a lot of time perfecting this product to make sure it works really well.
Performance
I would say that the Balldo lives up to its expectations. I fantasised about inserting my testicles into my partners vagina with the awareness that it was an unrealistic fantasy. Well this product made fantasy a reality. It was a little tricky to get the hang of and could definitely hurt when putting it on if we weren't being careful. But once we were using it correctly it was doing exactly as advertised!
Packaging
The packaging looks good. It's well designed and professional. It doesn't look tacky like some toy packaging can. I like the colours, how the toy itself is displayed, and I really enjoyed all the info and tips written on it. For example, did you know that testicles have the same amount of nerve endings as an outer labia? Because I didn't! There's a QR code on the package that takes you to a video of the Balldo in use. Unfortunately my iPhone would not allow me access, saying that the websites certificate had expired 93 days ago and therefor was not safe. However my partners android phone allowed us to watch it and it was definitely helpful with how to use the product. My only gripe with the packaging is that its made out of plastic. It would be hard to pull off this type of packing with cardboard, but I do feel there's a responsibility to use plastic packaging as little as possible these days.
Materials and care
The product is entirely platinum silicone. It is easy to wash as is waterproof and of high quality. You could store this product in its original packaging but as usual the packaging is quite big for such a small product. I'll be recycling the packaging and putting the product in storage with my other toys.
Specifications and features
| Length | Up to 7 inches |
| Diameter | 2 inches |
| Waterproof | Waterproof |
| Materials | Platinum silicone |
| Storage Bag Included | No |
| Flexibility | Firm |
Comparing Balldo with alternatives
| Balldo | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 3.9 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.6 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 3.2 / 5.0 from 25 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 96 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 188 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 7 users | 4.2 / 5.0 from 26 users |
| Price | Pricey | Cheap | Affordable | Moderate | Cheap |
| Design | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 80 / 100 | 30 / 100 | 65 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
| Quality | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - |
| Length | Up to 7 inches | 2 inches | 1.75 inches | - | - |
| Diameter | 2 inches | 1.1 inches | - | - | 2.25 inches |
| Waterproof | Waterproof | - | - | - | Yes |
| Materials | Platinum silicone | TPR | - | Stainless steel | Silicone |
| Storage Bag Included | No | - | - | - | No |
| Flexibility | Firm | - | maximum | - | - |
| Weight | - | 0.12 lbs | 1.6 lbs | Light: 0.44 lbs, Heavy: 0.66 lbs | - |
| Colors Available | - | Black, clear, ice blue clear, steel, smoke clear, and red | Black, Clear, Pink, Red, Silver | - | - |
| Width | - | - | 2 inches | Internal: (A)1.85, (B) 1.77, (C) 1.65 inches | 1.25 inches |
| Diameter (internal) | - | - | 1.11 inches | - | - |
| Fastening | - | - | - | Slide in clasp, only fits one way. | - |
Reviewed by:
Jesse Roberts