Biird Lumii — Test & Review

Cassie Mørch
by Cassie MørchUpdated:
4.9/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.9/5

Bedbible Rating:

5/5

Reviewed by: 

Cassie Mørch

User Ratings:

4.8/5

Based on 42 user reviews

95/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Biird Lumii was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Biird Lumii.

100/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Biird Lumii was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Biird Lumii was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Affordable

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PricePrice

Rating: Biird Lumii was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

My Verdict

I absolutely love the Biird Lumii! The design is stunning and the packaging fits perfectly into my personal aesthetic. I adore how cute and compact it is, and the holographic storage case makes it the perfect travel buddy. Now, the sensations definitely don't match the size. The 7 suction modes offer a pretty wide range of intensity, and I even found myself overwhelmed with the higher settings! The single-button interface does make sense for such a small and simple toy, but I wish there was a way to control the intensity without having to scroll through each setting. The suction nozzle is also quite small. While this wasn't necessarily a problem for me, I would have liked to see something a bit more accommodating to different clitoris sizes.

Buy, if you...

  1. enjoy strong clitoral suction toys
  2. need a travel-friendly toy
  3. love sex toys with cute designs and holographic materials
  4. want a clit sucker to use in the shower or bath

Don't buy, if you...

  1. have a larger than average clitoris and need full coverage
  2. want a clitoral suction toy that also vibrates

About The Biird Lumii

The Biird Lumii is a cute little clitoral suction toy that envelops your clit and pampers it with strong air pulse stimulation. It has a single-button interface that makes it super easy to use. Explore the 7 different suction intensities with one simple click! It's coated in super soft silicone and has glossy, iridescent sides of ABS plastic. It's also completely waterproof and perfect for any aquatic adventures. The Biird Lumii comes with a gorgeous multi-purpose, holographic storage case with a small mirror.

The vibrations of the Biird Lumii are quiet, very powerful, and neither really buzzy nor rumbly

SoundSound rating

Rating: Biird Lumii was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Biird Lumii felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Biird Lumii was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Biird Lumii felt to the reviewer.

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BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Pros

  • Adorable design!
  • Fully waterproof
  • Super compact and travel-friendly
  • The packaging and storage case is really impressive and practical

Cons

  • Single-button control means you have to scroll through settings
  • Small suction nozzle may not fit a larger clitoris

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with Biird Lumii

An Answer to All My Sex Toy Prayers

When I first received the Biird Lumii I was absolutely elated. Everything about it – the design, the packaging, the materials, the features – was perfect. It was like Biird had deliberately been reading all of my sex toy reviews and created a product that lived up to all of my hopes and dreams about what a sex toy could be. I know, that’s probably not the case! Still, I really felt like the aesthetic of the packaging and the iridescent, holographic accents speak to my soul in a very unique way! 10/10 for presentation.

Good Things Come in Small Packages

Now, the last thing I needed was for the Biird Lumii to be all looks and no substance. It may look like the perfect match but could this tiny little clit sucker actually feel as good as other clit suckers out there? The short answer is YES. On their website, Biird even suggests not to judge the Lumii by it’s size, and that it packs quite a punch for something so small. I admit, I was a bit skeptical. But once I took it for a spin, I was flabbergasted. I didn’t even make it past the 4 or 5 intensity setting before I was overstimulated and had to turn it down a bit! My current go-to is the Womanizer Premium Eco which is, by far, the most powerful clit sucker I’ve ever used. While the Biird Lumii may not reach quite the same intensity, the overall sensation is just as stimulating because of the deep pulses.

A Word on Size…

Between the two products, I think the Lumii is much more versatile (fully waterproof), more quiet, and more travel-friendly, and I would definitely pick that as my travel buddy. For everyday use at home, the Womanizer stands out because of one (very important) distinguishing factor: the size of the suction nozzle. I personally prefer the sensation of clit suckers fully enveloping my clit to create a suction seal. The suction nozzle on the Biird Lumii is definitely on the smaller size. While this may work for some people, it will only be able to provide a more superficial kind of stimulation for those with slightly larger clits. It wasn’t necessarily a problem for me since I very much still was able to enjoy the Lumii. Still, I definitely prefer a toy that fully envelops my clit. I would have loved to see the Lumii come with different sizes of removable suction nozzles or simply offer a version with a larger nozzle.

Design

Biird Lumii Design

The Biird Lumii is one of the cutest sex toys I have ever owned. The elegant design is one of the reasons I love it so much. I want to show it everyone I meet because it's so cute! It's super compact and lightweight, making it very easy to hold and perfect for traveling with. The only point of critique I have regarding the design is that the suction nozzle is on the smaller side and may not be a good fit for those with a larger clit.

Ease of Use

Biird Lumii Ease of Use

Since the Biird Lumii has a single-button interface, it is incredibly easy to operate. In fact, it's easier to use compared to other similar sex toys because it turns on with a single click rather than pressing the button for 3 or 5 seconds. It only has 7 intensities and no patterns, which I actually think makes it even more simple to use. One small con about only having one button is that you have to cycle through all the settings to lower the intensity.

Quality

Biird Lumii Quality

Nothing about the Biird Lumii makes me believe that it is a poor quality toy. The materials are 100% body-safe, the performance is great, the packaging is gorgeous and informative, and the storage case is even designed for multi-purpose use! Now, I haven't owned it for very long so I can't speak to the toy's longevity. So far, however, there are absolutely no red flags in regards to the quality of the Biird Lumii.

Price

Biird Lumii Price

This is one of the more puzzling things about the Biird Lumii. While it's not necessarily a "cheap" toy, it's definitely a lot more affordable compared to other high quality clit suckers on the market. I own products that are far more expensive and are far less impressive in terms of performance. I definitely think the Biird Lumii is worth every penny, and I love seeing a good quality product (with a gorgeous design) available to people who maybe can't afford those high-end luxury brands.

Performance

Biird Lumii Performance

The Biird Lumii exceeded my expectations in terms of performance. This was definitely where I was the most skeptical. After trying it out a few times, I have been humbled and will never again underestimate the power behind such a small sex toy. For something that powerful it was actually surprisingly quiet. I wouldn't say whisper-quiet, but it's definitely roommate-proof! One of my favorite things about the Biird Lumii is that it's 100% waterproof. It makes cleaning a breeze and it's great for bringing with you in the shower or bath.

Packaging

Biird Lumii Packaging

This is probably my favorite part of the owning the Biird Lumii. I actually want to display the box in my home because it's SO CUTE. I still haven't put away the packaging because it's so nice to look at! From the outside, the box is also pretty discreet and very elegant, and the holographic accents are just *chef's kiss*. It's not just a pretty face because the inside of the box offers some more information about the product and how to use it.

Materials and care

Biird Lumii Materials and care

The Biird Lumii is made of super soft silicone and has sides of glossy ABS plastic. Both materials are non-porous and 100% body-safe. Since the Lumii is fully waterproof it's super easy to clean. Rinse it in warm water, wash with a mild, unscented soap, and dry off completely. Then you can store it safely away from dust and lint the gorgeous, holographic storage case!

Specifications and features

Suction Modes7 
Length2.79 inches
Width1.22 inches
Height3.03 inches
DiameterSuction nozzle: 0.62 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone, ABS plastic 
RechargeableYes 
Battery Life120 minutes
Charging Time150 minutes
Travel LockYes 
Storage Bag IncludedYes 
Colors AvailableLilac, Mint 

Comparing Biird Lumii with alternatives

Compare Biird LumiiBiird Lumii
Overall score4.9 / 5.0 4.6 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0
Bedbible rating5.0 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0
User rating4.8 / 5.0
from 42 users
4.3 / 5.0
from 79 users
5 / 5.0
from 1 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 2 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 1495 users
PriceAffordable Pricey Affordable Affordable Affordable
Design95 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100
Ease of use100 / 100 100 / 100 95 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100
Quality100 / 100 100 / 100 97 / 100 100 / 100 95 / 100
Sound40 / 100 80 / 100 40 / 100 20 / 100 80 / 100
Power80 / 100 100 / 100 60 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100
Buzzy/Rumblysomewhat rumbly very rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly very rumbly very rumbly
Suction Modes7 ----
Length2.79 inches6.1 inches5 inches3.1 inches2.6 inches
Width1.22 inches1.96 inches2.3 inches3 inches2.3 inches
Height3.03 inches-1.67 inches--
DiameterSuction nozzle: 0.62 inches----
WaterproofYes Splashproof (IPX4) Splashproof Yes Yes
MaterialsSilicone, ABS plastic Silicone, Biolene Silicone, ABS plastic Silicone, ABS Plastic -
RechargeableYes USB Yes Yes, USB Yes
Battery Life120 minutes240 minutes240 minutes60 minutes90 minutes
Charging Time150 minutes120 minutes180 minutes180 minutes75 minutes
Travel LockYes Smart Silence feature No No -
Storage Bag IncludedYes Yes Yes No -
Colors AvailableLilac, Mint Rose Pink, Blue 3 Lilac, Pink, Red
Clitoral suction-12 modes10 modes11 modesYes modes
Vibration modes---12 speeds and patterns 10
Vibration speeds----3
Vibration patterns----7
Texture----Soft Silicone
Volume----Moderate-Loud fl. oz
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Author
Cassie Mørch
Cassie Mørch

Content Specialist | Anthropologist with a passion for exploring how humans understand sex, pleasure, and intimacy. I believe sexual well-being and pleasure is intricately linked to our overall health and well-being in ways that we probably can’t even comprehend! That’s why I love being able to write about all things related to sex, masturbation, and kink. Hopefully, our informative and sex-positive approach here at Bedbible will allow you to explore your true desires – and help you fulfill them!

Age: 26
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Sex toy experience: Experienced
All-time favorite sex toy: Le Wand Hoop Stainless Steel Dildo
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