Doc Johnson Crystal Jellies Ballsy Suction Cup Dildo — Test & Review

Personal Experience

Overall Experience

Personal Uses

Partner Play

Oral Uses

Design

What can I say other than, smooth! It's quite straightforward, with its widest point being both the crest of the head and the entire shaft. Minimal, but present, the veins and texturing bring it together into a realistic facsimile of reality (though larger than life). It only gets 9/10 from me because it lacks anything that sets it apart from the crowd. It's simple, and it works, what's to complain about?

Ease of Use

I give this a 10/10! But for a more general audience, a 7/10 is more appropriate. The suction cup is STRONG, on a decent surface it can be bent to touch the surface itself without coming off. It is large, but something that could be a decent challenge for anyone that wants to really Expand their horizons ;). Truthfully, it loses points for it's size, it may be uncomfortable or downright painful for someone who isn't accustomed to something this large, and though the length won't usually be an issue, I find that's usually the lesser concern.

Quality

This is where it loses some of that value. Unfortunately it had several pockmarks as soon as it was removed from the packaging, and the material itself doesn't seem to be geared for a long lasting toy. It deforms and "melts" when in contact with silicone easily, and it can start tearing if stretched too much. Definitely a good point for starting with this size, but may need to be replaced in a few years' time.

Price

Overall it's fairly expensive for a dildo, but given it's size it's a decent price point. There are definitely cheaper options out there, and given the material quality I may recommend springing for something with a little "more". It comes alone in the box, not even a texture sampler, but given the amount of pleasure I've gotten out of it, I would still say it's a good starting point for exploration with plans to replace it with a silicone toy sooner than later.

Performance

The performance is fantastic. That's really all I can say — it doesn't have vibrations, it's exactly what it needs to be to get the job done. It has an easy grip for solo play with the suction cup/balls, and it holds in every harness that it's compatible with. It can be painful due to it's girth, but with some prep and its softness, it goes in easy, and is comfortable to use for long periods.

Packaging

The packaging leaves very little to the imagination, with very bright colours and a clear plastic to see EXACTLY what you're buying. There is no extras with the packaging, being a hard plastic, it has some basic care instructions and nothing more. It leaves a little to be desired as there is no texture sample, and the seal is nothing more than a few placements of a heat sealer. Points for being able to open without scissors though!

Materials and care

This toy is made of an, unfortunately non-body safe PVC, that is quite porous and unstable. It requires high maintenance to remain safe, and even then is not a recommended material. The porosity makes it very difficult to clean properly, and the instability can cause some types of PVC to leak toxins. This unfortunately causes me to lower the overall rating, not to something I would never recommend for purchase, but with a warning that long term use is definitely not something I would advise. It's always better to lean on the safer side :)