6 Best Fantasy Dildos

Why I Chose It

I’ve picked out the Uberrime Aqua-King as the Test Winner in this round-up because I think it’s a great all-rounder. Sure, this specific design may not play into your exact fantasy, but the gorgeous non-specific design makes it possible to explore all kinds of creatures with this dildo. So, chances are that it actually will float your boat if you keep an open mind.

Other than that, I think it has a texture and size that’s satisfying enough for both intermediate and more advanced users, but also unintimidating enough for adventurous beginners to dip their toes in the water. Elaine, who tested this dildo for us, noted that “the Aqua-King is not for the faint of heart or for those with a low-lying cervix. Insertion takes a fair amount of patience and lubricant if stretching isn’t your hobby! Personally, it was a challenge but a rewarding one”.

As a dildo connoisseur myself, hearing that a dildo is made of hand-poured platinum-cured silicone is like music to my ears. When that silicone also looks absolutely stunning with glittery swirls of gold and green, I lose my mind. The Aqua-King gets a lot of points for quality and design from me.

The flared base makes it safe to use for anal penetration (if you’re feeling brave and warmed-up) and ideal to use in a harness. The strength of the suction cup base even came as a surprise to Elaine “but it stuck fast when I put it on my countertop to clean it before use! Then I tried it on the wall, a bookcase, and in my shower. It stuck to everything!”.

This fantasy dildo may be quite expensive, but I really think you’re getting an impressive bang for your buck.

Why I Chose It

I had the pleasure of testing out the Creature Cocks Mystique Unicorn Dildo myself and I had a blast with it! As I mentioned in my review, I like my fantasy dildo on the “cuter” sider. I am partial to pastel colors, whimsical shapes, floral design elements, glitter etc. This unicorn dildo had everything I personally want from a fantasy dildo (well, except the glitter). Let me highlight some of my favorite parts.

Firstly, I appreciate the unique shape. It may look spiraled at first glance but it’s actually more ridged and plump than it is spiraled. This does make the style a lot less specific and allows for more personal interpretation as to which type creature is ravaging you. Even though I can get on board with the cutesy unicorn fantasy, I like the versatility!

As far as sensation goes, it feels a lot less textured than it looks that looks. Compared to other fantasy dildo with intricate textures and details, it definitely feels a lot more smooth.

In terms of size, I think the gradually increasing diameter as you get near the base of the dildo is a nice feature. This is a fairly girthy dildo and it’s nice to be able to take things at your own pace. Whether you’re using it anally or vaginally, it’s always nice to be able to enjoy the shaft itself regardless of how much of it you can comfortably take.

The suction cup base is incredibly powerful and has a nice size to it. Because of the size, it’s also fairly easy to take for a solo ride when stuck to a flat surface!

The few cons I can mention are the lack of a storage bag and the fact that dust and lint easily stick to the surface of the dildo. However, I am very okay dealing with these minor flaws when I get an adorable and impressive fantasy dildo to enjoy in exchange.

Why I Chose It

I’ve included the BigShocked Alien I because it’s a premium quality dildo available at a very reasonable price! To please all those alien-lovers out there, this dildo features a super detailed texture with various bumps, ridges, and patterns. This unique texture makes it look completely otherworldly, and makes it feel incredibly impressive!

Our tester, Edie, had been looking forward to trying out one of these unique fantasy dildos for a while when she received this one. She was amazed by the design and how the colors blended together to create an extraterrestrial vibe. Especially “the head of this dildo is very much alien-like as it appears to be an intergalactic flower, opening up to swallow you whole”.

Even though she had a difficult time fully inserting the dildo (because of the sheer width), she still enjoyed playing around with the dildo against the vulva. In terms of sensation, she found that “all of the texture feels different that anything I’ve ever had the pleasure to place (almost) in my V”.

Lastly, one could be fooled to think that the flat base did not provide much stability as a suction cup. Well, according to Edie, it was actually “one of the best I have used and will hold tight no matter how wild you ride”.

Why I Chose It

When I tested out the Icicles No. 24 Glass Tentacle Dildo, I was immediately drawn to its artistic design. I really liked that the subtle pink color in the transparent glass made it look super classy and elegant. I’ve personally always found most tentacle dildos to look quite intimidating. So, this relatively subtle design was actually perfect for me!

Now, I wish I loved the sensation as much as the design. The texture, while intense, added a unique kind of pleasure to the experience. However, the bumps on the back of the “tongue” were a bit overwhelming for me at times. My biggest issue was with the shape of the shaft. It’s more flat than round which didn’t provide the fulfilling sensation I usually look for in a dildo.

Despite these drawbacks, I would still recommend the Icicles No. 24 Glass Tentacle Dildo to those who love the feeling of a tentacle-shaped dildo, intense textures, and firm glass. My favorite thing about this dildo is the high quality glass that’s fracture-resistant, compatible with all types of lubes, temperature-responsive, and easily sterilized in boiling water. I generally love glass dildos since they’re so easy to clean and versatile to play with.

Why I Chose It

“I really, really don’t care for the whole “eyes on the ballsack” concept, but at the same time I must respect the brave creative decisions.”

As our tester, Aaron, points out in his review, the eyes on this dildo may be a hit or miss for most people. That said, he found it easy to ignore once in use and “the rest of the design is strong enough that I don’t think it’s a major issue”.

That super “realistic” design with prominent scales and ridges is what makes this dildo stand out to me. I chose to include this dildo on this list because it’s an amazing option for those who want a very dramatic design on their fantasy or monster dildo.

The odd shapes that some fantasy dildos have aren’t great for internal stimulation. Although, if you’re looking for one that will target your g-spot or p-spot, the curve and length of this one will do a good job.

One thing to keep in mind is that the texture can create a bit of friction after a while. Of course, that may be a pro for some!

Why I Chose It

I wanted to include something in this review for anyone who has any canine or werewolf fantasies to explore. The YOCY Doberman Pinscher is my top pick for this category of fantasy dildos!

It is a premium quality dildo made of platinum-cured silicone. According to our tester, Robby, this is “this is the most comfortable dildo I own simply because the material doesn’t fight you.” He kept mentioning how soft the silicone was and that he was actually surprised that it could stand on its own on the suction cup base!

While the softness of the material really helps make this dildo easier to take in, it is still a challenge. Not just because of the impressive length and girth but also because of the unique shape. Tapered tips are always favorable for easy insertion and it’s safe to say that this dildo is the opposite of tapered. The knot on the shaft adds another challenge to your experience!

That said, I don’t recommend this fantasy dildo to any beginners. Not even the adventurous ones! Although, I suggest those who feel similarly to Robby give it a go if they please:

“There’s absolutely nothing better than being completely filled to the max with a long and thick dildo all the way to the hilt! This is my all time favorite sex toy (so far!) because of it’s unique knot!”