Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Door Swing Review

Paden Haynes
by Paden HaynesUpdated:
3.4/5
Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

3.4/5

Bedbible Rating:

2/5

Reviewed by: 

Paden Haynes

User Ratings:

4.7/5

Based on 74 user reviews

50/100
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Rating: Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Door Swing was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is designed well.

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40/100
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Rating: Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Door Swing was rated 40 out of 100, which means it is possible to figure out how it should be used.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

50/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Door Swing was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

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My Verdict

I want to start this out by saying that I was looking forward to this product initially. The idea of a sex swing that could go with you virtually anywhere and kink up your night was appealing for a number of reasons, not the least of which was the ability to have a kinky sexual encounter anywhere you and your partner see fit. And while the idea is great, the execution leaves a LOT to be desired. The swing feels flimsy, looks cheap, feels cheap, and is so small that neither my partner nor myself could get into it comfortably. You would seriously need to be about 150 lbs to fit in this swing, and that is not an exaggeration. My wife and I could not even use this swing because of how uncomfortable it felt. I'll get into this more below, but suffice it to say I do not feel this toy works as advertised.

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About The Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Door Swing

The swing is made out of black nylon, black plastic, and clear rubber. There are metal rods that go through some nylon strapping that goes across the top of the door to the other side. You close the straps with the door and stoppers in place, and the swing locks into place on the door. The seat is made of a soft cloth, so it should be easy to sit in while you're having fun, but the seat is so small that it's not possible to even get remotely comfortable in. Imagine sitting in a swing on a kids playground, and that really uncomfortable pinching feeling you get after being on the swing for more than a few minutes. That is exactly what happened here. I felt like I was being clamped by wire pliers across my waist after more than a minute or so just sitting on this swing.

Pros

  • Highly mobile and can go just about anywhere
  • Innovative
  • A great start into BDSM culture

Cons

  • Cheap materials
  • Very uncomfortable after a few minutes
  • Not very sturdy

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Door Swing

Opening the Box

Upon receiving the box, it was pretty standard adult store packaging. There were pictures of two people in various poses and positions using the swing. The people are scantily clad so it’s not something you would want any of your neighbors to see. Thankfully, it did come in a bubble wrap envelope that was entirely white and not see through so you wouldn’t have to worry about anyone knowing what it is you are getting up to. Fetish Fantasy Series is strewn across the top, and there are various bits of information about the swing littered across the box. The swing is packed tightly and neatly into a plastic bag, and is well protected against the elements there. Overall, a pretty standard unboxing experience.

Setting it Up

Once you unbox the swing, everything kinda come falling out at one time. Straps are flailing all around, and there aren’t any instructions to explain how this thing works. At least in ours there was not. That being said, it’s not too complicated to figure out and some common sense application should get you where you need to be before too long. Basically, throw the straps attached to metal rods across the top of an open door and close the door. Then adjust all of the other straps accordingly. You can adjust where the seat is to match whatever height is comfortable for your partner, and there are leg straps too that will hold your legs in place while you are having fun. That’s about it. Again, pretty common sense-ish and nothing too complicated though it may seems so at first.

A Swing and a Miss

Unfortunately, the swing was a major disappointment after getting it set up. To start with, it is entirely too small. The whole seat is probably about a foot or so in length. Far too small to be comfortable for most people to use. The size of the seat makes it very uncomfortable to sit in, because it feels like the swing is trying to pinch you in two while using it. And that is assuming you’d even feel comfortable with the quality of the swing itself. The swing advertises that it can hold up to 300 lbs, and has two people using the swing simultaneously. Simple math tells you that both people better be pretty darn light if they are going to both use the swing together, which based on my personal experience I would not recommend. I come in at about 270 lbs, and can tell you I wouldn’t trust this swing to hold me while I was sitting in it doing nothing, let along having sex of any kind in it. The swing just kept stretching…and stretching…and stretching…all the while sounding like it was going to snap at any moment. The nylon straps are not very thick at all, and I don’t trust the stitching either. I’m fairly confident, had we even attempted to actually use this swing, it would have snapped. And all of this is to say nothing of the door itself. I would highly recommend making sure you use a VERY sturdy door. Remember the toy itself is not the only load baring surface at use here.

A Good Idea…But…

Overall, this is a good idea executed poorly. The swing itself is made from cheap materials, and the straps are not thick enough for me to trust that they would hold up to any kind of sexual activity, at least given my body size, which is about 30 lbs under the weight limit. If you weigh about 150 lbs you could probably enjoy this swing fairly confidently, but if you weigh upwards of 200 lbs I would not even recommend buying this swing. It’s not made strongly enough for me to feel safe recommending it to you, which makes me sad because again, it is a good idea, just maybe not this one particularly.

Design

Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Door Swing Design

The swing is designed in such a way that you can attach this swing to any closed door. Which in theory sounds like a great idea. Got the house to yourself tonight? You and the boyfriend or girlfriend been wanting to try out a little something different from the usual grind? This swing requires no nuts or bolts, it doesn't require any drilling, and you can take it down with the same ease you put it up. Sounds great. But again, there are factors to consider here. The swing itself is not very strong, so if you're going to use it comfortably you probably need to be about 150 ish lbs. I would not trust it to hold much more than that. It felt like it was going to snap at any moment when I was attempting to use it. Additionally, consider the door you are attaching it to. I would highly recommend very strong doors only. Your standard interior door is not gonna do well I fear.

Ease of Use

Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Door Swing Ease of Use

The swing is easy enough to set up and take down. Again, there weren't any directions but applying a little common sense is easy enough to figure it out. Put the metal bars across the top of the door and shut the door. Adjust straps to where you need them to be, and go crazy. The problem comes with the size of the swing's seat. It's not very big, and makes it very difficult to sit in comfortably. The seat tries to wrap around you like a swing in a kids' playground. It's very uncomfortable, and after only a couple of minutes it starts to hurt. Therefore it is not very easy to use.

Quality

Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Door Swing Quality

The quality is nothing to write home about. The straps are made of thin nylon, the buckles are made of plastic, and the seat is made out of a black cloth. The handles are a clear plastic. The straps are not nearly thick enough in my opinion, and I don't feel the plastic buckles are all that reliable either. When I sat in the swing, it simply kept sagging down little by little and kept creaking even after a few minutes of sitting in it. It never snapped, but I did not feel comfortable using the swing for it's intended purpose due to this, and the handles holding the seat of the swing to the straps themselves is also nylon. Just, not the most reliable structure altogether.

Price

Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Door Swing Price

You get what is on the box. Nothing more, nothing less. If you are a lighter person, you may very well enjoy this swing and be able to make use of it in ways I was unable to. More power to you if that is the case and I truly hope that you get enjoyment from it with your partner. If it did what it says it is supposed to do, then it might be worth the $60 price tag. But in it's current state, and the experience that I had with it I must say it is not worth the price tag.

Performance

Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Door Swing Performance

I did not get to test out the swing for its intended purpose, so I can't 100% say that it would not perform. But if you weigh above 200 lbs, I am about willing to commit to telling you that it would not work for you. But even if the swing was strong enough to hold me, it would still not be a comfortable experience due to small size of the seat itself.

Packaging

Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Door Swing Packaging

Packaging was discreet, so no problems there, just a simple white bubble wrap envelope with the packaging label on it. The product itself comes in a white box with scantily clad people obviously in the throws of passion in varying positions using the swing. Pretty standard adult toy fair. It's obvious what the swing does and how it works from that alone.

Materials and care

Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Door Swing Materials and care

The swing is made from nylon and plastic. Basic care involves mostly spot cleaning. You probably could get away with machine washing this, though I would not make a habit out of it. For the most part warm soapy water and a cloth should do the trick.

Specifications and features

LengthSeat: 58 inches, Leg Straps: 69 inches
WidthSeat: 18 inches
AdjustableSeat and leg straps are adjustable 
MaterialsPlastic, Nylon 
WaterproofNo 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailableBlack 

Comparing Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Door Swing with alternatives

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Overall score3.4 / 5.0 4.4 / 5.0 3.8 / 5.0 3.6 / 5.0 3.3 / 5.0
Bedbible rating2.0 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0 3.0 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0 2.0 / 5.0
User rating4.7 / 5.0
from 74 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 93 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 4 users
3 / 5.0
from 2 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 59 users
PriceAffordable Affordable Moderate Affordable Pricey
Design50 / 100 90 / 100 70 / 100 70 / 100 30 / 100
Ease of use40 / 100 70 / 100 60 / 100 60 / 100 95 / 100
Quality50 / 100 95 / 100 70 / 100 70 / 100 30 / 100
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LengthSeat: 58 inches, Leg Straps: 69 inches-Total Length: 42.5 inches, Thigh Strap Supports: 22 inches, Wrist Strap Supports: 13.5 inchesStraps: 22-42 inchesSeat and Backrest Pad: 23 inches
WidthSeat: 18 inches(Seat) 22 inches2 inchesSeat: 18 inchesSeat and Backrest Pad 4.5 inches, Overall swing: 19.5 inches
AdjustableSeat and leg straps are adjustable Yes — Seat Height and Stirrup Height Adjustable Length, but Not Loop Size Yes, seat and stirrups are adjustable -
MaterialsPlastic, Nylon Polypropylene, Polyester, Polyurethane, ABS Plastic, Galvanized Metal, TOTM Plastic, Phthalate-free PVC Polyester Nylon, Acrylic Neoprene coated with lame'
WaterproofNo No, Spot Clean Only No Spot-clean only -
Storage Bag IncludedNo No No No -
Colors AvailableBlack Black Black Black -
Maximum Weight-325 lbs(Door strength dependent) 661 lbs396 lbsWith spring: 250 pounds, Without spring: 350 lbs
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Paden Haynes
Paden Haynes

Hi! I am 31 years old. I work at a realty company, and I have 8 pets currently (3 cats and 5 dogs). I am married, and it is with my wife that I am embarking on this journey of self discovery.

Age: 31
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Sex toy experience: Beginner
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