Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Dildo — Test & Review
Overall Rating
3.9/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
3/5.0
User Ratings:
4.7/5.0
Based on 85 user reviews
Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is designed well.
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Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand was rated 40 out of 100, which means it is possible to figure out how it should be used.
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Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
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Recommended for
I suggest Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand if you're past the beginner stage and ready for more. It's beginner-friendly yet offers additional features for growing users.
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My Verdict
The Drive Me Crazy Glass Dildo has me on the fence. Is it a gorgeous, crystal clear dildo that makes temperature play easy? Yes. Is the ribbed shaft great for external stimulation and are the two different ends dually satisfying? Yes and yes. However, my fence-sitting isn't without reason. The curvature is so slight that it might as well not be there at all. The shaft is neither slim for beginner use nor thick enough to please the girth-lovers. The textured bumps are underwhelming and the bulbous ends aren't curved enough to hit my g-spot. Overall, I love the weight, the look, the foreplay fun, but this toy is all superficial thrills and no finish-line crossing depth.
Buy, if you...
- want a warming or cooling dildo
- enjoy firm internal stimulation
- prefer toys that don't look anatomical
Don't buy, if you...
- want a vibrating sex toy
- desire a flexible or soft dildo
- prefer an easy to grasp handle
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About The Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand
The Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Dildo is a sleek, curved shaft with bumpy textures along its length. This baddie is all about giving you options. First, you have your choice of two different heads. Second, would you like to play at room temperature? Or would you prefer to warm things up or explore the new sensations of a cool touch in all the right places? And third, this dildo is down for all types of insertion, be in vaginal or soft play orally or even (for the experienced). If you're interested in a strong, solid thrust that won't break the bank or need to be recharged, this is the toy is for you.
Pros
- ✅can be used for temperature play
- ✅double ended
- ✅slight curve for g-spot stimulation
- ✅textured bumps for external stimulation
- ✅never needs to be recharged
Cons
- ❌inflexible
- ❌won't fit every body type
- ❌heavy
- ❌hard to grip for some
- ❌doesn't vibrate
Table of contents (10)
Reviewing the Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand
Having never tried a glass dildo before, I was excited to try something so heavy, hard, and pleasing on the eyes. My high expectations might’ve shot me in the foot, however, because this dildo ranks pretty low on my list of favorite toys.
Promising Beginnings
I’m a gal who loves a lot of stimulation and while this toy delivers in the foreplay arena, it doesn’t do much else than just that; get me ready for something, well, more. The Drive Me Crazy Glass Dildo feels great for clitoral stimulation, with its curved shaft and textured bumps and really does offer great pressure. The ability to leave it in warm or cool water for a few minutes to spice things up with temperate play is major fun.Hitting a Plateau
Yet, that’s where the spice sizzles out. The ends aren’t that bulbous and the curve isn’t enough to reach my g-spot. Meaning, this gorgeous glass dildo gets me all hot and bothered and does absolutely nothing to finish me off. In the end, this toy came across pretty mediocre.Breaking Down the Design
I won't lie, the Drive Me Crazy Glass Dildo looks expensive. Beautiful, crystal clear glass with a solid, weighty frame. One bulbous tip dips down a bumpy, curved shaft, meeting a double headed base, making it look like a piece of glass art. As for the curvature, it isn't going to fit every body, that's for certain. The entire toy is one unbending shaft, so you have to hope it will hit all the right spots, inside and out. While I enjoy it for external stimulation and the solidness feels great internally, it didn't come close to my g-spot.
The Usability of the Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand
If grip is a concern for you, this is not the dildo with your name on it. Once things get slippery, it get's pretty hard to keep a hold of, regardless of which end you're holding onto. And this is not a light toy, let me tell you. This guy is packing major weight. It isn't great for more than easy going anal play either, seeing as how there's no flared base to keep you safe.
Assessing the Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand’s Quality
The Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Dildo has a delicious weight to it. You pick it up and you know it's going to give you all the unbending pressure you ever wanted. Apply a bit of any lube you prefer and this toy will slip, slide, rub, thrust, warm, or cool anywhere you want it to. I have a feeling it'll outlast many of my other toys by sheer power of glassy strength.
Save or splurge: Looking at the price tag
Glass dildos, especially those made with high quality glass that can be warmed or cooled, cost anywhere between $15 to $150. The Drive Me Crazy Glass Dildo slides in around $40, depending on where you're searching it up to buy. Not bad, especially since it comes with a simple and sturdy black storage box and a silky black storage pouch.
Weighing up the Performance of the Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand
While the two heads do offer a difference in sensation and the glass gives a pleasurable pressure for thrusting, not much else lives up to the hype. The curvature isn't enough to hit most g-spots. The textured bumps can't be felt internally, only externally. And the size isn't much to write home about. Not to mention, keeping a grip isn't always the easiest thing with this toy. It does have temperature play going for it though.
Packaging: Adding Value or Just Fluff?
I love a good storage box. I love a good storage pouch. If you know me, I get irked by toys that come without either and swoon at the sight of one, lovingly packed inside the delivery box. Imagine my joy upon finding that the Drive Me Crazy Glass Dildo comes with both a storage box and bag! Black, elegant in their simplicity, and sturdy, both are on my list of keepers. And that's saying something, considering my standards. The original box it all comes inside is black and silver with again, simple and straightforward labeling and pictures. All in all, it's a win for the packaging and extras!
Evaluating the Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand: Materials and Care
The Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Dildo is made of borosilicate glass, a waterproof, body safe, warming, cooling, and crack resistant type of glass. A word of caution, this dildo is pretty heavy for those used to lightweight silicone dildos or even vibrators. It's easy to clean, with no grooves or holes for anything to get stuck inside. Simply clean it with warm water and soap or your favorite toy cleaner, and dry it before storing.
Specifications and features
| Length | 7.5 inches |
| Insertable length | 6.5 inches |
| Diameter | 1.4 inches |
| Materials | Borosilicate Glass |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes |
| Flexibility | Rigid |
| Colors Available | Clear |
Comparing Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand with alternatives
| Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 3.9 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | NaN / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 3.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 4.7 / 5.0 from 85 users | 5 / 5.0 from 2 users | 4.9 / 5.0 from 423 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 240 users | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 106 users |
| Price | Affordable | Affordable | Moderate | Affordable | Moderate | Cheap |
| Design | 60 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 40 / 100 | 97 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 75 / 100 |
| Quality | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Length | 7.5 inches | 7 inches | 9 inches | 7 inches | - | 8 inches |
| Insertable length | 6.5 inches | 5.7 inches | 7 inches | 5.75 inches | 6 inches | 6 inches |
| Diameter | 1.4 inches | 1.3 inches | Approximately 1.35 inches | 1.25 inches | 1.25 inches | 1.4 inches |
| Materials | Borosilicate Glass | Borosilicate glass | Glass | Glass | Glass | Borosilicate Glass |
| Waterproof | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes | No | Yes | No | No | Yes |
| Flexibility | Rigid | - | None | - | Rigid | Rigid |
| Colors Available | Clear | Blue | - | Blue/Clear | - | - |
| Weight | - | 0.52 lbs | - | 0.51 lbs | - | - |
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