IronTech Dream Girl Bailey Sex Doll Review

Personal Experience

So you decided to by a sex doll.

Customize to your hearts content.

The wait is over.

The uncanny valley.

Is the juice worth the squeeze?

The highlights

• The amount of detail and craftsmanship that went into Bailey is mind-blowing. The attention to little details like small veins and wrinkles on the hands and feet is fantastic. Every part of Bailey is well made and solid.
• Baileys boobs are fantastic. They’re just fun to hold and squeeze and jiggle, even when you’re not fucking her. They also look lifelike in both appearance and how they move.
• While using Bailey, she almost tricks your brain into thinking she’s not a doll. The way everything feels and how you can really grab her and thrust is a wonderful feeling. It’s an understatement to say that Bailey is addicting to use.

The lowlights

• Baileys weight and stiff armature made moving her around difficult to say the least, and will pose several issues to non able bodied users.
• Cleaning Bailey is not fun. If you’ve ever cleaned a fleshlight before, imagine that, but the fleshlight weighs close to 80lbs and is non-removable. All of this can 100% be avoided if you do a custom order with a removable vagina though.
• If you’ve owned any silicone or TPE toys you know that hair and lint stick to them like crazy, and this is no different for Bailey. She quickly got covered in dog hair and it drove me mad. While IronTech does include a fishnet body stocking to put on Bailey, it would have been great if they included something that actually covered most of her. It would have made a nice in between from her either being “naked” for use or being in her sleeping bag for storage.
• While Bailey hands and feet had an absurd amount of detail to them, they had a basic wire armature in them. Basically just thin wire in each finer and toe. This meant that her fingers and toes often got bent into weird unnatural positions and  made everything feel very uncanny valley. Thankfully this too can be completely avoided by ordering custom and getting the articulated finger joints.
• No matter what I did, I couldn’t for the life of me get her head to screw on all the way. the silicone of the head and neck created too much friction and wouldn’t allow me to screw the head in completely. This caused a noticeable knocking sound when in use.

Design

I'm the type of person that loves sharing what I do with people I know. When I showed my one friend a picture of Bailey, her response was, "Holy shit, it's creepy how real that looks". If that isn't a testament to the amazing design of Bailey, then I don't know what is. Bailey is meant to be a svelte socialite with buxom breasts that would make any person stare. I think the designers of Bailey absolutely nailed that. She looks like a posh high class girl who knows she has the biggest tits in the rooms and knows she'll catch you staring at them, and is probably all the more happy to catch you staring. From her face, down to her toes, Bailey looks elegant. It also helps that she is almost entirely made out of silicone and has a full skeletal armament that allows her to be positioned any way you want. Even with all of that I still wasn't a huge fan of Baileys design. Now don't get me wrong, I'm a guy that loves big boobs and butts, but for me Baileys huge tracts of land were nice in of themselves, but took away from the whole. To put things into perspective, I'm 5'10" and weight 190lbs, Bailey is 5'2" and weighs 80lbs. Standing up I can rest my chin on Baileys head and wrap my arms around her till I touch my ribs. Baileys boobs are wonderfully sized and feel like something a grown woman would have, sadly the rest of her body doesn't feel that way. I know Baileys short and skinny stature is due to the overall weight of the silicone, but for me in certain moments, Bailey felt too small, her limbs too thin. To say it in a round about way, aside from her boobs, for me, Bailey felt too young.

Ease of Use

I'll be direct here. Bailey weighs 80lbs and comes with very stiff limbs that take both hands to move one limb at a time. Bailey is far from the easiest thing to use. If you do not know how to move and carry dead weight then this is not the toy for you. If you cannot lift more than 50lbs, this is not the toy for you. Trying to have sex with Bailey makes it perfectly clear how often we don't notice things with our partners, like subtle shifts in height, or being able to effortlessly pull someone closer or push them away so you can get into the best position for thrusting. Absolutely none of this is present with Bailey. She may look life like, but at the end of the day, she is a doll, and you have to do all the moving, repositioning and thrusting for her, which can quickly become tiring and frustrating.

Quality

For Bailey, quality and price go hand in hand. While you're paying close to 3k for a sex doll, you're also getting 3k worth of quality and craftsmanship to go along with it. The IronTech Bailey sex doll is nothing but quality. From the materials used to how the vagina and butthole feel, to the way they added creases and vanes on the bottom of the foot, it really goes to show just how much to workers at IronTech really care about giving you a quality product.

Price

There's no beating around the bush with this one, Bailey is as expensive as one can get when it comes to sex toys. At a starting point of $2588, the price of Baileys unconditional love is nothing to take lightly. And that is only for the base model with the solid head and fixed vagina, any upgrades will cost you extra. To put that into perspective, for the same price you could buy 37 $70 fleshlights. That's enough fleshlights to last you a lifetime. Now to answer the question of if Bailey is worth the price. If you've been in the market for a sex doll and have done your research, or you're someone who already has a doll and are looking for a second, then you already know that IronTech makes some outstanding dolls, and Bailey is no exception. Bailey is very life like, made out of solid quality materials, feels great, and has had a lot of man hours spent on her making sure that she looks fantastic, but feels fantastic as well.

Performance

Ah yes the age old question, does a sex doll compare to the real thing? Short answer, of course not. The long answer is a bit more complicated. At the end of the day, Bailey is a 80lbs fleshlight that looks like a real woman, and that's exactly what you get, but that isn't to say Bailey feels bad. Bailey feels great, like the best fleshlight you've ever had, even better when you use the vagina warmer that comes with her. Every guy knows that masturbating will never compare to sex, no matter how good it is, it's just not sex. No matter if you're using the best automatic masturbator you can buy, your brain still won't let you forget you're using your hand and a toy, it will never be the same as having sex. This is the trick that Bailey almost pulls off. She almost makes you forget you're using a doll. The fact that you can actually fuck Bailey, I mean get her into actual sex positions and fuck her, makes a world of difference. It makes your brain come really close to forgetting that Bailey is a doll, and really close to making it think you're with a person.

Packaging

I wasn't sure in what type of packaging Bailey would arrive, but when I opened my door and found a 5ft long cardboard box with a bunch of Chinese packaging stickers on it I wasn't surprised. Inside the box was two layers of hard foam with Bailey in her sleeping bag sandwiched in the middle. Her head was detached and wrapped in it's own foam paper, and her hands and feet were taped up in Styrofoam blocks. Over all the packaging was really good.

Materials and care

Bailey is made of 100% silicone aside from the metal armature in her joints. This means that you can only use water based lube with Bailey or run the risk of melting her holes. It is advised to clean Bailey after each use. Due to the fact that Bailey weighs close to 80lbs and did not come with a removable vagina, cleaning her was a difficult task. IronTech does give cleaning tools and directions and on how to properly clean Bailey, but the instructions are little more than to spray water into which ever hole was used until you feel it's clean enough. To do this I had to carry Bailey over to the tub, find a way to position her so her holes were exposed enough that I could rinse them out and then let her dry. Getting a 80lbs love doll to balance on a tub is not easy, but it would have been worse if I only had a shower at my disposal. I couldn't imagine how difficult it would have been to try and clean Bailey out while needing her to stand. Once I felt she was rinsed out enough, which I couldn't really tell, I was directed to use ceramic drying rods on her holes. What they actually did I have no clue. I feel like it would have been easier to just put two tampons in her and call it a day. For storage, Bailey does come with a sleeping bag to store her in, but the bigger issue is that you still need some place to put a 5ft tall 80lbs sex doll. Seeing as how my version of Bailey came with a non-removable vagina, it would have been nice if IronTech offered more for cleaning tools than just a flimsy douche and drying rods.