Mr Hankey’s Toys Chode Dildo Review

Personal Experience

Design

I'll come out and say it, I'm not a fan of uncut dicks, but the Chode Dildo, it's doing something for me. I'm not sure if it's the fact that every part of it is super realistic even though it's a giant foot long dick. All the veins are super detailed, and the wrinkles and folds on the foreskin look perfect, even how they managed to make it look like the foreskin was actually stretched out over the head looks amazing and realistic. I'm also a big fan of the solid disk like base as it makes the whole thing extra sturdy.

Ease of Use

How do I put this...assuming that you're a huge size queen/king and you've been working your way up to bigger and bigger toys, then the Chode Dildo won't be a problem at all for you. If you're someone who's just starting out at taking large toys, then you may want to leave this one put for a while. Aside from that the Chode is super easy to use. It's just like every other dildo except huge. Just lube it up and stick it in.

Quality

I feel like a broken record here, but I'll say it again, Hankeys Toys has amazing quality. All of their toys are high grade platinum silicone that can work with any type of lube, the designs of the molds are fantastic and creative, and they have fast shipping speeds. The Chode lived up to all of these points. For such a big hunk of silicone there weren't any blemishes or seams on it from the mold process, and the design looked eerily real. I kind of want to know who sculpted the foreskin on it, it looks that good.

Price

For just shy of $150, the price is definitely worth it. Unlike a lot of other toy companies, you know where your money is going when you buy a Hankey's Toys dildo, and that's towards the high quality silicone, and the time it takes to get the molds perfect for all of their designs. I like to say that buying a dildo from Hankeys Toys is an investment all size queens and kings should make. They're toys that will last a life time as long as you take care of them. That makes them worth the high price.

Performance

When it comes to reviewing large toys, especially ones from Hankeys Toys, it starts to get difficult to review performance in any great detail. Don't get me wrong, the Chode was great, but what can I say beyond that it's f@king huge and felt amazing in my ass? At this point I think even the people at Hankeys Toys knows this as most of their product descriptions can be summed up to, "Hey, look at this awesome giant dildo we made!". The chode preformed wonderfully and going with the 75% soft firmness meant that the toy was a bit more manageable but still felt BIG when inserted.

Packaging

The packaging is my least favorite part of ordering from Hankeys Toys, and by packaging I mean lack there of. There is no packaging, just the dildo vacuum sealed in a thin layer of plastic wrap, inside a carboard box. That's it. You'd think for a high end toy like this that they would at least take the extra time to make sure nothing gets damaged in shipping. Also would it kill them to throw in a cheap toy bag that fit the dildo. I know they can't do it for all of their toys, but it would be great to have a storage bag that actually fit them instead of having to store them in ikea freezer bags.

Materials and care

Like all Hankeys Toys products, the Chode Dildo is made from high quality silicone and is obviously water proof. As far as how to clean it, Hankey's Toys goes into great detail on this, suggesting that you wash the dildo with warm water and plain soap or mild dish detergent between uses, and avoid using any hazardous chemicals to clean the dildo. They also say that the dildo should be dried with a soft cloth or towel before storing it in separately from other toys. Lastly, they say that the dildo should be stored without bending or pinching it anyway so it doesn't become deformed.