Mr.Hankey’s Toys Gut Puncher Review

Rae Moss
by Rae MossUpdated:
4.7/5
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Overall Rating

4.7/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5

Reviewed by: 

Rae Moss

User Ratings:

4.9/5

Based on 37 user reviews

90/100
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Rating: Mr.Hankey's Toys Gut Puncher was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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90/100
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Rating: Mr.Hankey's Toys Gut Puncher was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

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90/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Mr.Hankey's Toys Gut Puncher was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

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My Verdict

This fist dildo is well made and lots of fun. The sizes are huge and there are loads of colour options. You can choose your preferred firmness too. Highly recommended.

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About The Mr.Hankey's Toys Gut Puncher

The Gut Puncher is a closed-fist dildo, available in three sizes (inexplicably called XL, XXL and 4XL - why no 3XL?!), loads of colours and four levels of firmness. It can come with a vac-u hole so it'll attach to vac-lock strap-ons or sex machines. It's made of silicone so it's body-safe and non-porous. The shape of it is really realistic.

Pros

  • Very well made
  • Huge! And available in even bigger sizes.
  • Realistic fist
  • Loads of colours

Cons

  • Needs careful cleaning
  • Not a toy for beginners
  • Heavy

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with Mr.Hankey's Toys Gut Puncher

Tricky decisions!

Ordering the Gut Puncher presented a dilemma – what size to choose! The site gives clear measurements but we also resorted to measuring my partner’s fist and other dildos to see what would be physically possible. I was so very tempted to try the 4XL and my partner persuaded my to go 2XL. I’m so glad they did! Think of the person you know with the largest hands, someone to whom you might say “gosh, you’ve got massive hands!”, thats the 2XL. The 4XL must be huge. Bear in mind as well that you’re going to be dealing with a closed fist. There will be no easing-it-in-fingers-first…

Unboxing

The packaging was basic. Just a cardboard box and shrink wrap. I always think it’s a shame when high-end toys have very basic packaging. It arrived in perfect condition though and had a discount code for another dildo.

Using it!

Let’s just say, I now consider myself a fisting champion! It’s big. Very very big. I chose the soft model because I find toys with a bit of give to be much more comfortable. You can see from the video that it’s squeezable. Even so, it took patience and determination and gallons of non-silicone lube to take it. A closed fist is immediately large and the life-like moulding means there are finger and knuckle ridges. I have to say it felt challenging and great.

Who would love it?

If you’re into stretching and large penetration, this could be the dildo for you. The challenge is the width so think carefully which one you want to get based on where you are in your fisting journey. It’s a great toy for those who love something big!

Design

Mr.Hankey's Toys Gut Puncher Design

The shape is very realistic. A large closed fist and a wrist band create lots of texture. The silicone seems really high quality and I love the softness of the model I chose.

Ease of Use

Mr.Hankey's Toys Gut Puncher Ease of Use

It's easy to use in that it's obvious what to do with it but it's hard because it's big! I'd recommend lots and lots and lots of lube and a patient partner. I will say that it's very heavy and it's tricky to hold once your hands are covered in lube. It would be usable alone but tricky if you're not very bendy - it's hard to wield a huge toy on yourself.

Quality

Mr.Hankey's Toys Gut Puncher Quality

The product it great quality with no flaws. Even in the crevices (where the fingers bend, for example) there are no cracks or blemishes. The sculpting is really life-like and the colour is vibrant.

Price

Mr.Hankey's Toys Gut Puncher Price

Dildos of this size aren't cheap. They're a significant investment in your sex life. This dildo varies in cost depending on size and a few adds ons like a vac-u-hole, metallic effect and extreme softness or hardness. This dildo feels like good value for a high end item and its cost was similar to other large dildos I own (who needs a retirement fund when you have a collection of giant cocks?!)

Performance

Mr.Hankey's Toys Gut Puncher Performance

The toy functions perfectly. Do bear in mind that it's large and heavy. It's well-made and feels great!

Packaging

Mr.Hankey's Toys Gut Puncher Packaging

The dildo was shrink wrapped but otherwise came with no packaging. It would have been nice for it to be wrapped in tissue paper or something else that acknowledged that it's an expensive, high-end item. The packaging is best described as functional!

Materials and care

Mr.Hankey's Toys Gut Puncher Materials and care

It's made of body-safe silicone which is non-porous. The shape means you need to make sure you're cleaning it thoroughly - the finger bends create places that lube can accumulate. The material was in perfect condition with no splits or flaws. I'm going to buy a storage bag separately because silicone attracts fluff and dust.

Specifications and features

Length15.50 inches
Insertable length14.50 inches
DiameterKnuckles: 3.81, wrist: 2.94, forearm: 4.05 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsPremium body-safe silicone 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 

Comparing Mr.Hankey's Toys Gut Puncher with alternatives

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Overall score4.7 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 4.4 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.5 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.6 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0
User rating4.9 / 5.0
from 37 users
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PriceCheap Premium Pricey Premium Cheap
Design90 / 100 90 / 100 75 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100
Ease of use90 / 100 85 / 100 65 / 100 80 / 100 50 / 100
Quality90 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100
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Power-----
Buzzy/Rumbly-----
Length15.50 inches11 inchesMedium size: 11.9 inches11 inches8.9 inches
Insertable length14.50 inches9.5 inchesMedium size: 10 inches10 inches7.75 inches
DiameterKnuckles: 3.81, wrist: 2.94, forearm: 4.05 inchesSmall end: 1.75 inches, Large end: 2 inchesMedium size: 3.2 inches2.47-3.18 inches2.33" to 3.26 inches
WaterproofYes Yes Yes -Yes
MaterialsPremium body-safe silicone 360 grade stainless steel Platinum-Cured Silicone silicone Platinum grade silicone
Storage Bag IncludedNo Yes No -No
Weight-2.75 lbs-2 lbs-
Flexibility--4 Firmness Options --
Colors Available--25 Different Options --
Texture---smooth -
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Author
Rae Moss
Rae Moss

I’m a cis woman in my late 40s and I’ve been on a wonderful journey through my slutty and kinky sexuality for almost a decade.  My partner is a femme-leaning non-binary person who has a penis.  We love BDSM, kink and trying (almost) anything just to see what it’s like!

Age: 48
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Queer
Sex toy experience: Advanced
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