The 11 Best Penis Massagers to Tickle Your Pickle
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What is a penis massager
We all love a massage right, it is a relaxing stress reliever that feels good! Whether it's a head massage, a back massage, a hand or foot massage, it's awesome. So why should we ignore the penis? A penis massager is a toy that stimulates your penis through vibrations, contractions and heat. Plus with the penis there's always that chance of an explosive happy ending! No matter what kind of sensations you like on your cock, there's a penis massager that can provide it for you, making them one of the most varied, adaptable, and well-loved penis pleasing toys on the market!
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The 11 Best penis massagers in Test
Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Luxe Masturbator
The Hot Octopuss Pulse Remote Control Vibrating Masturbator is a great male sex toy that has unbelievable strength and provides outstanding results. The recharegable toy is waterproof and features 6 vibration patters each with 8 intensity levels which can be set via the wrist-mounted control. It can be used wile erect or flaccid, and is a great hands-free option for people with mobility or strength issues!
Many people seem to have a love/hate relationship with the Hot Octopuss Pulse Remote Control Vibrating Masturbator. On one hand it’s an exciting toy that guarantees results, on the other hand it’s bulky and fairly noisy…but then it boasts 6 vibration patterns with 8 speeds each. That’s 48 different vibration options! But then it’s pretty expensive for what it is. So as you can see it’s a definite head scratcher as to whether it’s worth it. The wrist-mounted control is a cool touch and it’s handy that it can be charged via a magnetic USB cable.
Satisfyer Men Vibration Masturbator
The Satisfyer Vibration Rechargeable Penis Masturbator is a discreet and exciting little plaything that will have you buzzing. Slide inside, set your desired vibration speeds and patterns on the toy and you’re good to go! Rechargeable via a magnetic USB charger, it can be held in position with your hand OR you can lay back and let it do its thing. Either way – you win!
The Satisfyer Vibration Rechargeable Penis Masturbator is a handy little toy that has a lot of options. With many vibration speeds it is a sleek and pretty little thing that can lead to a lot of satisfaction. One downside is that while the toy measures 6 inches in length, only 2.75 inches of those are for you penis, therefore it only massages more the top/head of your cock. While this is undoubtedly the best part to massage, some people might prefer some full-penis action! But for the price though you’d be daft to pass up on it!
Lovehoney Hot Shot Rechargeable Warming Masturbator
The Lovehoney Hot Shot Rechargeable Warming Masturbator is a great starting point if you want to explore the world of penis massagers. You can set this particular toy to a maximum temperature of 40°C which accurately replicates the warmth of a real mouth, while its head engulfs the tip of your penis to give an authentic oral sex simulation.
The Lovehoney Hot Shot Rechargeable Warming Masturbator is sure to be a hit for anyone that hasn’t used a penis massager before. Alongside the usual vibration functions it also features a heating function, meaning that it warms up to a toasty 40°C – very much like a mouth! This heating function might cause the materials to become worn somewhat quicker than usual, but by and large it’s a great first step for a beginner!
Lovense Max 2 App Controlled Masturbator
The Lovense Max 2 Vibrating Masturbator is an app controlled toy that is bound to put a skip in any guys step! It is a rechargable fleshlight-like toy, however whereas with fleshlights you have to manually bring yourself to the point of exctasy, with this one you can lay back and enjoy the vibes!
We’re not going to beat around the bush; the Lovense Max 2 Vibrating Masturbatoris a technologically terrific toy! Looking somewhat like a fleshlight, it is controlled by the Lovense Remote app you are able to set speeds, vibration patterns, contraction strength and suction strength to suit your needs and ensure that you have the time of your life! However while this is undoubtedly an amazing futuristic toy, it is let down by the loudness and bulkiness of it. It’s most definitely not a toy for a shared house or a discreet bit of fun!
Arcwave Ion Air Smart Male Masturbator
The Arcwave Ion Pleasure Air Smart Silence Male Masturbator really is something different. Instead of stimulating via vibrations and other similar methods, this toy employs the use of Pleasure Air Technology that teases and tantalizes the nerve endings up and down the penis in order to bring you unbeatable satisfaction!
The Arcwave Ion Pleasure Air Smart Silence Male Masturbator is like some kind of masturbation device from Star Wars or Star Trek! Using its Pleasure Air Technology it gives you a whole different kind of experience resulting in a whole different kind of orgasm. However while the word ‘silence’ is in the name, many people have found it to be pretty loud if not used correctly, so definitely beware!
Fun Factory Manta Vibrating Male Stroker
The Fun Factory Manta Rechargeable Vibrating Male Stroker is a toy that can be attached to the penis and enjoyed! Put it near your head for more sensual stimulations or put it near the base for additional tingles during oral sex or intercourse. However you decide to use it, the orgasms you get from this 12 speed/pattern vibrating you are sure to leave you weak at the knees!
The Fun Factory Manta Rechargeable Vibrating Male Stroker is a good idea…in theory. While we’re sure that for some men it will provide the spine tingling orgasms it promises, personally we don’t think it’s 100% worth the steep price you’d pay for such a toy. It can be used for solo masturbation sessions as well as with a partner during intercourse, and it’s slim and sleek design means it fits nicely and comfortably between bodies.
VeDo Hummer Blow Job Masturbator
The Hummer Plus Ultimate Blow Job Masturbator is the premium adult toy when it comes to realistic and accurate blow job simulations. With speeds of up to 180 RPMs and 180 suction impulses per minute you are guarenteed a good time! All this can be controlled via the control box OR with the small remote control. Included with the toy itself is a remote control, a suction cup and a travel lock. This toy sucks…in the best way!
Wow. Would you look at that price tag! The Hummer Plus Ultimate Blow Job Masturbator is for sure an amazing bit of kit when it comes to blow job-like masturbators, and we can’t see a world where you won’t be fully satisfied with this monster of a machine. It has so many different speeds and options that it will keep you on your toes right up to the point of exctacy. However let’s just go back to that price tag. Wow. The blow jobs might be good, but you have to decide if they’re worth THAT much!
Tracey Cox Supersex Male Vibrator
The small and good looking Tracey Cox Supersex Male Vibrator is just the thing you’re looking for if you want discreet penis pleasing pleasure. Simply attach the vibrator to your penis and insert the egg shaped vibrator into the cup. Once that’s in set it to the speed you want and enjoy those good vibrations! Simple yet satisfying! Mmm!
The Tracey Cox Supersex Male Vibrator is literally just a vibrator…but for your penis! Because why should women have exclusive rights to the vibrators, right guys?! Simply made and easy to use, it comes with a detachable egg vibrator (that can also be enjoyed by women!) However while the low price is undeniably good it is also reflected in the below-average quality and somewhat lacklustre results.
Blowmotion Pulsating Male Masturbator
The Blowmotion Warming Pulsating Vibrating Masturbator can please on three different levels; firstly it is warm, accurately replicating the warmth of a mouth; secondly it vibrates in 6 different patterns and at 6 different speeds; and thirdly it pulsates, gently squeezing and massaging until you can’t hold back any longer. Simply slide your penis into it and enjoy. It’s that easy!
The Blowmotion Warming Pulsating Vibrating Masturbator pretty much sets out its stall in its name: It is warming, it vibrates, and it pulsates. A three-in-one. A triple threat! So it’s understandable why it’s so popular with so many people. However while it might be a good and fun toy, the vibrations and pulsations might not be the strong enough for everyone to enjoy.
Autoblow 2+ XT
With the Autoblow 2+ XT you can have an amazingly and uncannily authentic blowjob experience in the palm of your hand! Sounds amazing, doesn’t it! With 3 interchangeable sleeves (coming in 3 sizes to accommodate all penises), you can easily control the speed and intensity of the toy and how it massages the entire length of your penis. Just hold it in place and let the Autoblow do the rest!
The Blowmotion Warming Pulsating Vibrating Masturbator pretty much sets out its stall in its name: It is warming, it vibrates, and it pulsates. A three-in-one. A triple threat! So it’s understandable why it’s so popular with so many people. However while it might be a good and fun toy, the vibrations and pulsations might not be the strong enough for everyone to enjoy.
Fun Factory Cobra Libre II Masturbator
The Fun Factory Cobra Libre II Luxury Vibrator is a small yet powerful vibrator that fits nicely on the end of your penis and buzzes you to paradise. Pin-pointing various sensitive points up and down the length of your cock, this toy sends pulses of vibrating excitement directly to those nerves. Undoubtedly one of the most buzz-tastic toys out there!
The Fun Factory Cobra Libre II Luxury Vibrator is a pretty small and innocuously designed toy. Designed to be slipped on the end of your cock, it sends targeted vibrations to ‘hot spots’ on your penis that are sure to keep you jolted to attention. It might be quite small – possibly too small for some users – and you might have to fiddle around to get it in the perfect spot, but those powerful vibrations should definitely do the trick.
More Blowjob Machines
Who doesn’t love a good blow job? Well it turns out that nowadays if the mood so happens to strike you, you don’t even need anyone else to help you out – there are blow job machines out there that can do it for you! So let’s take a look at a couple more blow job machine options!
Turn a Wand Vibrator into a Penis Massager
Wait a moment – wand vibrators are for women…right? Well, yes and no! You see, while wands are more traditionally used for female masturbation, you can get adaptors that turn them into penis massaging machines! Here are a few options for you to consider!
What is the Frenulum, and How to Show it Some Love
The frenulum is the small, thin tag of skin underneath your penis that joins the foreskin and the shaft. You know – the bango string! That’s right, it has a technical name! The frenulum contains lots of nerve endings so let’s talk about how best to show it come love!
Gentle touches!
You know how a cat loves it when you gently stroke its head? Well the frenulum isn’t all that much different! Giving it gentle little strokes and touches not feels extremely good, but slowly edges you towards the all important climax!
Good vibrations!
The frenulum loves stimulation, and what better way to stimulate it than with a vibrator! Stroking a vibrator against it sends jolts of shocking pleasure to those nerve endings and feels oh so good!
Massages!
Massages feel amazing, no matter where they are on your body. And trust us when we say your frenulum LOVES being massaged! As opposed to the gentle, tingling stimulations of the touches and the vibrator, massaging sends powerful and strong vibes through your frenulum and up and down your penis. Yes – it feels as good as it sounds!
How to use a penis massager
We’ve talked a lot about penis massagers but we haven’t discussed how to actually use one! It’s pretty simple and nothing to worry about, but just in case, let’s go through how you use a penis massager!
Lubricate!
Lubrication is key! This should be the motto for a lot of sex toys, really! Ensuring that your cock AND the toy are both generously lubed up is super important to avoid any painful friction burns! So grab your favorite water-based lubricant and make sure you’re slippy, slidey and good to go!
Slide it in!
Now you’re nice and lubricated it’s time to slide into the penis massager! Take is slow, enjoy the feeling of entering it and make sure you enjoy the sensation as you feel your head or shaft being encompased by the toy! Any resistance or friction then stop and re-lube! Once you’re in – ENJOY!
Clean up!
Finished? Good! Phew! Feels good, doesn’t it! Once you’re done having your fun then you should turn the toy off and gently remove your penis. It is then time to clean up. Cleaning is essential and maintaining hygienic toys is very important. No one wants a dirty sex toy the next time they come to use it! Once it’s clean then store it safely away.
How to clean a penis massager
As we mentioned, keeping your penis massager - or any sex toys for that matter - clean is of utmost importance. If not cleaned properly they can harbour bacteria and other such nasty things, and you risk causing damage to yourself if you use these dirty toys again. Luckily cleaning is simple and easy with warm water, mild soap and possibly special sex toy cleaner. Remember: a clean sex toy is a happy sex toy!
materials
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.
materials
Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.
components
If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.