The 11 Best Penis Massagers to Tickle Your Pickle

Many people seem to have a love/hate relationship with the Hot Octopuss Pulse Remote Control Vibrating Masturbator. On one hand it’s an exciting toy that guarantees results, on the other hand it’s bulky and fairly noisy…but then it boasts 6 vibration patterns with 8 speeds each. That’s 48 different vibration options! But then it’s pretty expensive for what it is. So as you can see it’s a definite head scratcher as to whether it’s worth it. The wrist-mounted control is a cool touch and it’s handy that it can be charged via a magnetic USB cable.

The Satisfyer Vibration Rechargeable Penis Masturbator is a handy little toy that has a lot of options. With many vibration speeds it is a sleek and pretty little thing that can lead to a lot of satisfaction. One downside is that while the toy measures 6 inches in length, only 2.75 inches of those are for you penis, therefore it only massages more the top/head of your cock. While this is undoubtedly the best part to massage, some people might prefer some full-penis action! But for the price though you’d be daft to pass up on it!

The Lovehoney Hot Shot Rechargeable Warming Masturbator is sure to be a hit for anyone that hasn’t used a penis massager before. Alongside the usual vibration functions it also features a heating function, meaning that it warms up to a toasty 40°C – very much like a mouth! This heating function might cause the materials to become worn somewhat quicker than usual, but by and large it’s a great first step for a beginner!

We’re not going to beat around the bush; the Lovense Max 2 Vibrating Masturbatoris a technologically terrific toy! Looking somewhat like a fleshlight, it is controlled by the Lovense Remote app you are able to set speeds, vibration patterns, contraction strength and suction strength to suit your needs and ensure that you have the time of your life! However while this is undoubtedly an amazing futuristic toy, it is let down by the loudness and bulkiness of it. It’s most definitely not a toy for a shared house or a discreet bit of fun!

The Arcwave Ion Pleasure Air Smart Silence Male Masturbator is like some kind of masturbation device from Star Wars or Star Trek! Using its Pleasure Air Technology it gives you a whole different kind of experience resulting in a whole different kind of orgasm. However while the word ‘silence’ is in the name, many people have found it to be pretty loud if not used correctly, so definitely beware!

The Fun Factory Manta Rechargeable Vibrating Male Stroker is a good idea…in theory. While we’re sure that for some men it will provide the spine tingling orgasms it promises, personally we don’t think it’s 100% worth the steep price you’d pay for such a toy. It can be used for solo masturbation sessions as well as with a partner during intercourse, and it’s slim and sleek design means it fits nicely and comfortably between bodies.

Wow. Would you look at that price tag! The Hummer Plus Ultimate Blow Job Masturbator is for sure an amazing bit of kit when it comes to blow job-like masturbators, and we can’t see a world where you won’t be fully satisfied with this monster of a machine. It has so many different speeds and options that it will keep you on your toes right up to the point of exctacy. However let’s just go back to that price tag. Wow. The blow jobs might be good, but you have to decide if they’re worth THAT much!

The Tracey Cox Supersex Male Vibrator is literally just a vibrator…but for your penis! Because why should women have exclusive rights to the vibrators, right guys?! Simply made and easy to use, it comes with a detachable egg vibrator (that can also be enjoyed by women!)  However while the low price is undeniably good it is also reflected in the below-average quality and somewhat lacklustre results.

The Blowmotion Warming Pulsating Vibrating Masturbator pretty much sets out its stall in its name: It is warming, it vibrates, and it pulsates. A three-in-one. A triple threat! So it’s understandable why it’s so popular with so many people. However while it might be a good and fun toy, the vibrations and pulsations might not be the strong enough for everyone to enjoy.

The Blowmotion Warming Pulsating Vibrating Masturbator pretty much sets out its stall in its name: It is warming, it vibrates, and it pulsates. A three-in-one. A triple threat! So it’s understandable why it’s so popular with so many people. However while it might be a good and fun toy, the vibrations and pulsations might not be the strong enough for everyone to enjoy.

The Fun Factory Cobra Libre II Luxury Vibrator is a pretty small and innocuously designed toy. Designed to be slipped on the end of your cock, it sends targeted vibrations to ‘hot spots’ on your penis that are sure to keep you jolted to attention. It might be quite small – possibly too small for some users – and you might have to fiddle around to get it in the perfect spot, but those powerful vibrations should definitely do the trick.