SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator Review
My Verdict
The internet is full of similar 3-in-1 male masturbators, but you can't go wrong with this affordable, compact, somewhat noisy, and surprisingly high-quality Amazon purchase — be warned that some poor warehouse worker will most likely get a smirk packing and shipping it out to you though! The simulated mouth feels amazing to enter, while the vaginal and anal molds offer a tight fit that'll help you finish a lot quicker. Overall, this transparent toy is a lot of fun but it'd be amazing for a competitor to produce the same model; however, manufacture it out of body-safe silicone instead for long-term use.
Buy, if you...
- are on a tight budget
- like to send videos to your partner
- are looking for a beginner transparent toy
Don't buy, if you...
- need a quiet toy
- typically need XL masturbators due to your girth
- lack the discipline to properly sanitize before and after each use
About The SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator
SMACKONY's Transparent 3 in 1 Male Masturbator advertises itself as a 1.15lb clear personal massager featuring realistic human lips with an internal tongue and teeth connected with a 6-inch internal cavity that opens up to a perfectly molded vagina on the other end. An additional closed-off and tight anal cavity provides you with a total of 3 unique sensations from a single waterproof stroker. You can find multiple alternatives and similar sex toys online but Smackony's is one of the most popular masturbators on Amazon which also happens to be transparent.
Pros
- ✅Transparent
- ✅Affordable
- ✅Waterproof
- ✅Compact
- ✅Includes a storage bag
Cons
- ❌Not body-safe
- ❌Requires detailed cleaning
- ❌Surface material picks up lint
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Personal Experience
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Let me paint a scenario, you’re a guy looking to invest a bit of time into some ‘personal’ fun but don’t want to exactly shell out $50 to $90 for the name-brand pocket pussy. So naturally you hit up Amazon and browse through the various affordable sex toys until you come across the Smackony 3-in-1 male masturbator which is cheap, easy to hide, and offers 3 unique sensations. Congratulations, you chose the best viable alternative to the name brand you could’ve found online — but at what cost?Silicone VS TPE
Yes, you can fuck this toy in several ways that’ll make you finish as soon as you’d like, but take into consideration your safety for a second. A vast majority of sex toys online are designed, manufactured, shipped overseas, and ultimately end up in the hands of consumers with very little oversight over final quality assurance. The Smackony 3-in-1 masturbator clearly labels itself as a TPE product which is known not to be body-safe. The porous material will cultivate bacteria over time (quicker or slower depending on your hygiene) so please properly sanitize the toy before and after use.Overall Experience
I went out of my way to look for a transparent sex toy after browsing a couple of NSFW subreddits and noticing that some of the most popular posts on male masturbation subreddits always tend to involve a well-endowed Redditor and a clear sex toy. The comment section made it apparent that a decent group of people out there want to see the typically hidden action happening with every thrust. I went online and picked up this Smackony 3-in-1 sex toy as my first transparent toy and it didn’t disappoint.Design
Transparent strokers and masturbators are a personal favorite since they're a bit aesthetic and make sending nudes a little more entertaining. This stroker is perfect for what it offers at its price point. The molds of the simulated mouth and vagina are surprisingly detailed while the anus is going to be a tight fit if you're on the larger end. This clear sex toy both looks and feels good to use.
Ease of Use
You slide your penis into the toy and go to town, no batteries required; however, I highly recommend using a water-based lubricant if you want to make the most out of the experience. The toy fits snugly around the average penis based on the compilation of Amazon reviews but will require a bit of help to stroke or insert depending on your girth. The included drying stick and open-ended main cavity make it easy to sanitize, dry off, and store once you're done.
Quality
The toy mold itself is impressively manufactured despite its cost but the main dealbreaker is the porous thermoplastic elastomer (TPE) material itself which is known to retain more bacteria compared to silicone sex toys stored and maintained in similar conditions. I wouldn't mind paying extra for a fully silicone version which would make this a no-brainer purchase for every guy out there. It'd probably be a great idea to wear a condom even if you're cleaning and drying it as directed.
Price
The online listing for this clear 3-in-1 stroker alongside similar alternatives ranges around the same $20 price tag which is acceptable. I was able to score the discounted $17.99 price which might be closer to its true price tag (despite the significantly cheaper Alibaba cost) and you get what you pay for when taking into consideration the risks associated with using TPE for personal massagers. Is it worth buying though? Yes. You get a nice beginner stoker in a transparent waterproof material with a drying stick and a storage bag. I've paid more for significantly less value with other products available on Amazon or in local sex shops.
Performance
Multiple users on Amazon claimed that this toy felt great and they weren't wrong. Inserting yourself through the mouth portion feels unique and somewhat intense as the teeth and internal texture rub against you with every stroke. Add some lubricant and you now have a simulated messy blowjob which feels fantastic and once again highly recommend it. The closed-off anal cavity is noticeably tighter than the mouth and vaginal entries but feels enjoyable to play with. If you haven't realized by now then yes, this toy will get noticeably loud depending on how intense you stroke yourself and will easily get into vulgar mac-n-cheese levels of audio.
Packaging
Low key and basic are the only two words that describe the packaging that contained this clear sex toy. There was nothing out of the ordinary when the Amazon package finally arrived. Everything was neatly contained within a white nondiscript box wrapped in a clear cellophane. Inside the box, the toy itself was vacuum sealed within white plastic bag, and placed inside of its black storage bag alongside the drying stick and a thank you card.
Materials and care
This is a waterproof 100% TPE porous product so you must rinse and dry it after every use before storing it again within the included storage bag. They do include a dry stick which is meant to be placed down the main oral and vaginal cavity to help dry the material quicker but, keep in mind that I can't stress this enough throughout the review that TPE isn't a recommended material for personal sex toys due to its porous surface leading to bacterial growth no matter how much you dry it. Seriously guys, use silicone sex toys if you can afford them because it's not worth risking an infection over something so trivial.
Special feature
The main selling point of this toy is its waterproof 3 in 1 functionality which doesn’t disappoint. Sliding yourself past the synthetic mouth feels incredible although not exactly a 1-to-1 recreation of receiving oral in real life which might be a great thing depending on your partner’s skill or lack thereof (guys, gals, and anyone reading please ask your partner to direct and help you out if you’re not particularly experienced in oral – you’ll both appreciate it in the long term). The vaginal entrance is just as exciting especially when paired with a bit of lubricant but the anal entry will most likely be a tight fit if your girth and length are even somewhat above average. Once again you can’t go wrong for the price in this category of sex toys. The small form factor and features contained within it rival significantly larger sex torsos and full-sized dolls.
Specifications and features
Length | 6.9 inches |
Width | 2.75 inches |
Diameter (internal) | 2 inches |
Texture | Grooves and Bumps |
Openings | 3 — Mouth, Vagina and Anus |
Materials | TPE |
Waterproof | Yes |
Storage Bag Included | Yes |
Colors Available | Flesh, Wheat, Black, Transparent |
Comparing SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator with alternatives
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Overall score | 3.6 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 3.1 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 4.0 / 5.0 | 3.8 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 2.0 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 3.0 / 5.0 |
User rating | 3.2 / 5.0 from 152 users | 4.2 / 5.0 from 5 users | 4.2 / 5.0 from 124 users | 4.3 / 5.0 from 3 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 13 users | 3.9 / 5.0 from 405 users |
Price | Cheap | Affordable | Affordable | Affordable | Cheap | Cheap |
Design | 90 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 75 / 100 |
Ease of use | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Quality | 40 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 25 / 100 |
Sound | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Power | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Length | 6.9 inches | 8.6 inches | 4.4 inches | 4 inches | 6.5 inches | 6 inches |
Width | 2.75 inches | Opening slit: 0.39 inches | 3 inches | - | 3 inches | 3 inches |
Diameter (internal) | 2 inches | - | 0.5 inches | - | 0.5 inches | 1-0.75 inches |
Texture | Grooves and Bumps | - | Turbo | - | - | Ribbed Interior |
Openings | 3 — Mouth, Vagina and Anus | - | 2 Neutral Orifices | Open-ended, Neutral | - | 2 Neutral Orifices |
Materials | TPE | TPE | Superskin (TPE), ABS Plastic | Hard Plastic, Silicone | TPR | TPE |
Waterproof | Yes | - | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
Storage Bag Included | Yes | - | Comes with End Caps | - | No | No |
Colors Available | Flesh, Wheat, Black, Transparent | - | Clear Blue | - | Light Skin Tone | Clear |
Weight | - | 28.2 lbs | - | - | - | - |
Insertable length | - | 7.5 inches | 3.5 inches | - | 6.5 inches | 6 inches |
Diameter | - | Widest spot: 0.55 inches, Tightest spot: 0.41 inches | - | - | - | - |
Reviewed by:
Alessandro Michele