SquarePegToys Egg Plug — Test & Review

Flora Winters
by Flora WintersUpdated:
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Overall Rating

5.0/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

5/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Flora Winters

User Ratings:

5.0/5.0

Based on 28 user reviews

100/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: SquarePegToys Egg Plug was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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Rating: SquarePegToys Egg Plug was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
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Rating: SquarePegToys Egg Plug was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

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Affordable

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Rating: SquarePegToys Egg Plug was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

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My Verdict

The Egg Plug was unlike any toy in my collection. It was flexible, fleshy, and fabulous. The soft silicone required some finesse to insert, which may be problematic for beginners and those with limited dexterity. The base squished comfortably between the cheeks, though it was a little bulky. Unless you're blessed like Nicki Minaj, wearers may wish to stick to loosely fitted clothing for public play. Otherwise, bystanders may just catch a glimpse of the square peg in your happy hole. If you'd like to add something simple and fun to your collection, this option is a great bang for your butt, erm, buck.*

Buy, if you...

  1. Love squishy sensations
  2. Desire a flexible toy
  3. Indulge in public play
  4. Prefer realistic density silicone

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Dislike anal play
  2. Desire a rigid plug
  3. Want a motorized toy
  4. Can't comfortably fit 2+ fingers anally
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About The SquarePegToys Egg Plug

How do you take your eggs? The SquarePegToys Egg Plug is a scrumptiously squishy treat for your tush. Fashioned from 100% Platinum Grade Silicone, this toy is body-safe and odor-free. Each plug is hand poured, resulting in one-of-a-kind designs. With 11 sizes and 4 colors, users are likely to find a peg that satisfies their heart and their hole. It's ergonomic for all-day play so that you can wear it here, or there, or anywhere.

Pros

  • Body-safe, Platinum Grade Silicone
  • Ergonomic design
  • Comfortable once inserted
  • Available in 11 sizes
  • Available in 4 colors

Cons

  • Flexible neck can make insertion difficult
  • Absorbs smells easily
  • Base may be too bulky for discretion
  • Attracts lint, hair, and dirt

My Impressions of the SquarePegToys Egg Plug

My Personal Experiences with SquarePegToys Egg Plug

Alien Egg

If you’ve never had a soft-silicone toy before, prepare to be amazed. Analyzing the properties of this material felt like studying an alien lifeform. It felt fleshy — like a firm, rubbery marshmallow. The high-friction surface was almost tacky, without actually being sticky; and it clung to particles like a slappy hand, something to keep in mind if you have curious critters. Though soft, it weighed 1.14-times that of a motorized plug of the exact volume. And it had no odor — none!

Hole in One

Insertion was a little more time consuming than using a firm plug, so use a thick lubricant that can survive the voyage. The silicone neck buckles under pressure, which can result in the head peeking into other holes uninvited — the last thing a vagina needs is cross contamination, so proceed with caution! More control was gained by placing the bottom of the insertable bulb between the index and middle fingers, like a cigarette. Applying pressure from this point guided the plug safely inside. At first glance, it appeared as though there wasn’t enough of a taper from the neck to the base of the bulb. However, the soft material slightly compresses under the force of the sphincters. This made the girthy stem perfect for a satisfying squeeze and stretch.

Afterthoughts

I’m glad to have followed SquarePegToys’ size guide, because the XS fit me perfectly. Sizes increase to the appropriately named Monster, which measures a whopping 8-inches tall and 11.3-inches in circumference. As for me, the 3.5-inch length and 4.1-inch circumference was enough turn me sunny side up. While the plug emitted no odors upon receipt, it certainly absorbed the fragrance of my cleanser. So, be sure to store away from smelly objects. I know, I know — “but… it’s going to be in my stink hole?” Proper cleansing will mediate such circumstances and those directions can be found here.

Rating the SquarePegToys Egg Plug’s design

SquarePegToys Egg Plug Rating the SquarePegToys Egg Plug’s design

The SquarePegToys Egg Plug is simple yet practically designed. From the abstract cast to 11 size-options, it screams inclusivity. I love how violet silicone preserves glimpses of the viscous pour in the form of shimmering ribbons. If purple isn't your thing, the Egg also comes in Bronze, Graphite, and Pink Sugar. A flat bottom stabilizes the plug during storage, and the curved base comfortably adjusts between the cheeks. To top it all off, the size is stamped into the base to simplify future purchases.

Assessing the Usability of the SquarePegToys Egg Plug

SquarePegToys Egg Plug Assessing the Usability of the SquarePegToys Egg Plug

As mentioned, insertion took more prep than usual. While the tip is rounded, the taper isn't sloped enough for steady progression. Additionally, soft silicone may not be sturdy enough to stretch open particularly resistant sphincters. For these reasons, it's not optimal for absolute beginners or arthritic users. Thorough prep, thick lubricant, and appropriately applied pressure are the holy trinity for anal success. Once inside, this comfortable plug is easy riding!

Evaluating the Quality

SquarePegToys Egg Plug Evaluating the Quality

The Egg is a solid plug. Platinum-Cure Silicone is the highest rated silicone available with this flexibility. It's completely non-porous, body-safe, and resilient. It's flexible enough to provide a marshmallow-y bounce, but stretchy enough to resist tares. That being said, soft silicone is susceptible to creasing and odor absorption. While this isn't a quality issue, it could impact the product's longevity. A foul odor can certainly force a toy into early retirement.

The SquarePegToys Egg Plug: Is it Value for Money?

SquarePegToys Egg Plug The SquarePegToys Egg Plug: Is it Value for Money?

You can add this beauty to your anal arsenal for only $29. Non-motorized silicone plugs range from around $14 to $49, which squeezes the SquarePegToys Egg Plug somewhere in the middle. The unique pleasure imparted by the design was well worth it for me. SquarePegToys and Oxballs dominate the super soft market, so there's little to compare. Although, Lovehoney sells a more affordable option of a similar size; the Super Soft Galaxy Butt Plug is normally priced at $19.99, but it's currently on sale for $9.99. If you hunger to wrap your sphincters around a bouncy toy for less, it's worth considering.

The Performance of the SquarePegToys Egg Plug

SquarePegToys Egg Plug The Performance of the SquarePegToys Egg Plug

This plug was comfortable and satisfying during private play. Whether you wish to don it to dinner or strut your peg at a party, the ergonomic egg will remain in place until you surrender. The sensation feels like a realistic dildo, and it's a pleasure to squeeze. When it comes to discretion, the bulky base could certainly be seen through yoga pants. Skirts and loose sweats concealed things well enough, but it's something to keep in mind.

The Art of Presentation: Packaging Explored

SquarePegToys Egg Plug The Art of Presentation: Packaging Explored

The SquarePegToys Egg Plug was shipped in a zip-lock baggie. At first, this felt too basic for such a high-quality item. Then I realized that the toy must be stored upright; this eliminates the utility of a storage bag. Not to mention, prolonged contact with fabric may imprint the weave pattern upon the plug. With this information, plastic became the obvious choice; it protected well from lint and offensive odors during transit. Care instructions are printed upon the front, along with some information about the company. It's, also, less wasteful than throwing out fancy packaging.

Exploring the Materials and Care of the SquarePegToys Egg Plug

SquarePegToys Egg Plug Exploring the Materials and Care of the SquarePegToys Egg Plug

Soft silicone requires specialty care, since it's molecularly less dense than other silicones. Softeners in vinyl and rubbers can damage the toy's surface, and these chemicals can leak into lubricant and water. This means no play, cleansing, or storing silicone with such materials. The SquarePegToys Egg Plug can be washed with soap and water. For persistent odors, wipe the surface with pure acetone. Dry with a soft cloth, and store upright to prevent creasing. While silicone can withstand the heat of a dishwasher, it may cause pitting and dull the surface over time.

Specifications and features

Length3.5 inches
Insertable length inches
Diameter1.3 inches
FlexibilityVery Flexible 
MaterialsPlatinum-Grade Silicone 
WaterproofYes 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailableBronze, Graphite, Pink Sugar, Ultra Violet 

Comparing SquarePegToys Egg Plug with alternatives

Compare SquarePegToys Egg PlugSquarePegToys Egg Plug
Overall score5.0 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 2.8 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0
Bedbible rating5.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 1.0 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 28 users
3.8 / 5.0
from 11 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 8 users
4.8 / 5.0
from 26 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 26 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 46 users
PriceAffordable Cheap Moderate Affordable Affordable Pricey
Design100 / 100 88 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100 65 / 100 95 / 100
Ease of use80 / 100 85 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 70 / 100 97 / 100
Quality100 / 100 85 / 100 95 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100
Sound-60 / 100 ----
Power-60 / 100 ----
Buzzy/Rumbly-neither really buzzy nor rumbly ----
Length3.5 inches4 inches3.3 inches-4.5 inches7 inches
Insertable lengthnull inches3.3 inches2.79 inches3 inches4 inches6.5 inches
Diameter1.3 inches1 inches1.14 inches1.25 inches1.47 inches1.75 inches
FlexibilityVery Flexible -Flexible --Flexible
MaterialsPlatinum-Grade Silicone Silicone and ABS Plastic Silicone Glass Ultra-Premium Silicone Ultra-Premium Silicone
WaterproofYes Yes Submersible Yes Yes Submersible
Storage Bag IncludedNo No -No No No
Colors AvailableBronze, Graphite, Pink Sugar, Ultra Violet Fuchsia/Rose Gold Rose, Dark Taupe -Black, Purple Rose Quartz, Twilight
Vibration modes-10 ----
Width-2.25 inches----
Rechargeable-No, Uses 1 AAA Battery ----
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Flora Winters
Flora Winters

Join me on a journey of self-exploration and personal-growth. The body is a beautifully complex instrument; may we all discover what makes it sing and embrace the blissful melody.  I hope to progress to a society where consent and safety are prioritized above all else. Happy Climaxing!

Age: 27
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Demi-Pansexual
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
All-time favorite sex toy: Satisfyer Pro 2
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