The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump Review

Personal Experience

My Experience

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Design

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump comes with a durable 8.5-inch acrylic chamber and two sleeves for preference during playtime. This includes one liquid silicone sleeve and one real feel TPE skin sleeve to insert into the chamber. There are buttons located at the top of the vessel, underneath the backlit screen that displays pressure in kPa (Kilopascals), used to measure the pressure within the chamber. The slender yet long toy makes it a little difficult to hold as it must be held out roughly 12.5 inches from the base of your shaft, sometimes making it hard to maneuver, but otherwise exceptional design.

Ease of Use

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis pump was incredibly easy to use and figure out, even if the instruction manual was not read prior to using. From inserting and lubing up the sleeve, turning on the toy, sliding your penis in, and accessing the controls at the top of the module. Everything is incredibly easy and identified by buttons with logos on them, such as a clock to indicate a timer function, the power logo to indicate how you turn the toy on and off, and a cloud to indicate that you can save previous settings for later use.

Quality

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is made with quality materials in all aspects. The fully acrylic cylinder, TPE Real Feel sleeve, the liquid silicone sleeve made with medical grade silicone, and even the technological aspects. From the brilliant oversized backlit digital LCD screen for easy reading and viewing, to the accessible and self-explanatory, tactile controls, the Excelsior excels in providing high-quality materials which in turn provide an ethereal experience during play.

Price

This penis pump retails at around $125. As a college student obtaining my second degree, when you ask me to pay $100, my wallet winces in pain just a tad as I am constantly broke. But, I have quickly come to realize that, if you want quality materials and a quality experience, $100 USD is the baseline for most toys and it only increases from price from there. While I believe that the Excelsior Penis Pump is a little expensive for my budget, I believe it is relatively affordable and well worth the price for the stimulating experience that it provides.

Performance

Prior to receiving and using the Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump, I came into this experience with no expectations as I had never used a penis pump in my life and had no fathomable idea as to how it would feel or what its purpose is. Needless to say, it has become part of my daily playtime routine. The Excelsior provided a sensual negative pressure and sucking sensation around my penis, and the transparent acrylic chamber allows you to see how thick and plump you are getting with each pump. The Excelsior itself was relatively quiet and could be used in a 5-person household with the door closed with no issue, seeing as that is my living situation. The initial first 5 minutes or so of pressure were uncomfortable and a tad painful, but then I found myself turned on as it started to trigger my pain but pleasure receptors.

Packaging

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump comes in a black and navy blue box with well-designed graphics and informational bubbles scattered across the box. It is a fairly simple package, although mine did come with some minor cuts and scrapes, I don't blame anyone as I understand the shipping process is a bit intense.

Materials and care

The Excelsior Penis Pump is comprised of acrylic, TPE, silicone, and ABS. The main chamber is made of durable acrylic to withstand negative pressure environments over long periods of time. The Excelsior comes with two sleeves for you to choose from during play, a Silicone Sleeve, which is non-porous and body-safe, and a Real Skin Masturbation Sleeve made from TPE. This toy is not waterproof, but it does disassemble for easy cleaning to clean the chamber and sleeves with warm water and a mild soap. Since the Excelsior can be taken apart, it is one of the easiest toys I have had the pleasure of cleaning.