UPKO Vaginal/Anal Hook Review

My Verdict
Having tried a regular-sized anal hook before, I was so excited to try this miniature version from UPKO! I love that it's so easy to use without a lot of warm-up. I sometimes don't get around to using a lot of my BDSM sex toys on a regular basis because of the patience and warm-up it requires. With something so small, I can still enjoy the fun from the unique anal hook design even when my partner and I are "in a rush". I love the luxurious design and quality of the UPKO Vaginal/Anal Hook. The small o-ring clip included is an amazing addition! I can easily attach the hook to some of my other bondage gear without having to bother with bondage rope!
Recommended for
I would recommend any first-timer or beginner this toy, as it's very easy to learn and use.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
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About The UPKO Vaginal/Anal Hook
The UPKO Vaginal/Anal Hook is a premium quality BDSM hook that can be used both anally and vaginally. It's incredibly small compared to a regular sized anal hook, so it's very beginner-friendly. It offers a great way to explore the sensations of a BDSM hook without actually having to amp up the intensity all the way! It's made of gold-colored zinc alloy and even comes with a matching o-ring carabiner clip that allows you to attach additional bondage gear to the hook if you don't have any rope handy.
Pros
- ✅Small size is suitable for any level of experience
- ✅Can easily be attached to additional bondage gear
- ✅Gorgeous design and packaging
- ✅Premium quality
Cons
- ❌Clip can be fiddly to operate when in use
- ❌Not as stimulating as larger anal hooks
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Personal Experience

Gorgeous & Luxurious
When I first laid eyes on the UPKO Vaginal/Anal Hook in the box, I was surprised to see how small it was. The size combined with the smooth, gold-colored metal made me squeal in delight. It’s so CUTE! To me, anal hooks can look quite intimidating more industrial than I usually prefer my sex toys to be. However, this BDSM hook has opened my eyes to how gorgeous and elegant they can be with the proper design and quality. UPKO generally makes pretty great quality products and this was definitely also the case for this hook!Small & Accessible
I was really excited to try out the UPKO Vaginal/Anal Hook since it didn’t seem like it required much warm-up or experience to enjoy. The ball is about 0.87 inches in diameter which is incredibly beginner-friendly for both anal and vaginal insertion. It is, however, not tapered at all. I do recommend warming up with a finger or two beforehand, but then you’re pretty much good to go! Compared to a regular-sized anal hook, I couldn’t feel a lot of stimulation anally. Although, I did revel in the pleasure of using an anal hook without having to push myself to my limits in terms of diameter. Using it vaginally felt really good, though! The firm metal ball put some impressive pressure on my g-spot and in some angles, the hook itself rested (and rubbed) against my clitoris and vulva.Adding Other BDSM Restraints
Combining the UPKO Vaginal/Anal Hook with other types of bondage gear is a lot easier thanks to the little o-ring clip that’s included in the packaging. This way, your handcuffs or chains don’t need need a clip of their own to attach to the ring at the end of the hook. You don’t even need bondage rope unless you want to extend the hook! This is definitely a game-changer for me. Although, since the clip opens inwards, it can be a bit tricky to operate while in use. Here’s where the small size is a bit of a con. But I simply recommend securing your bondage gear to the loop before inserting it, then you’re good to go!Design

The UPKO Vaginal/Anal Hook is so cute. The small size makes it look both elegant and non-intimidating. I appreciate the simplistic design with subtle branding that doesn't take too much of the focus. I personally love the gold-colored finish over a silver/steel look.
Ease of Use

Thanks to the small size of both the ball and the shaft of the UPKO Vaginal/Anal Hook, it's incredibly beginner-friendly and easy to use both vaginally and anally. The only thing is that the o-ring carabiner clip opens inwards and can therefore be fiddly to use in the heat of the moment while the hook is inserted.
Quality

I'm super impressed with the quality of the UPKO Vaginal/Anal Hook so far. I can't speak for the longevity since I haven't had it for that long. I'm not convinced how zinc alloy holds up over time compared to stainless steel. Ideally, I would have loved if this were made of stainless steel so I could be sure of what I'm getting. But so far it seems quite durable. There's no seam where the ball meets the rod of the hook and I much prefer this design over anal hooks with balls that can be screwed off.
Price

The UPKO Vaginal/Anal Hook is a luxurious item and I wouldn't say that it's particularly budget-friendly for the size it has. On the other hand, I don't think it's ridiculously expensive when you consider how it can be used both anally and vaginally and generally offers quite a lot of versatility with the carabiner clip.
Performance

Even though it (obviously) isn't as stimulating as a regular-sized anal hook, I was surprised by how much I liked the UPKO Vaginal/Anal Hook. The firm metal massages the g-spot beautifully as the hook is teasingly tugged on. Despite the small size, it seems durable enough to withstand a decent amount of pulling from whatever body part you have tied to it.
Packaging

I love the sleek and luxurious packaging that items from UPKO come in. This hook came wrapped in protective plastic, nestled in some black foam, inside a grey cardboard box with UPKO's unique packaging design on the front. I like that the packaging isn't super explicit but still hints at the nature of the contents.
Materials and care
The UPKO VaginalAnal Hook is made of zinc alloy. As mentioned, I definitely prefer using metal sex toys made of stainless steel. This way I can be sure of the longevity of the product and not worry about how the metal will react to continuously being exposed to water during cleaning. For cleaning, I recommend washing it in warm water with a mild, unscented soap. When switching between using it anally and vaginally, I recommend using boiling water to sterilize it. Once clean, dry it off thoroughly before storing it away.
Specifications and features
Length | 6.3 inches |
Insertable length | 4.3 inches |
Diameter | Ball: 0.87 inches |
Waterproof | Yes |
Materials | Zinc alloy |
Storage Bag Included | No |
Comparing UPKO Vaginal/Anal Hook with alternatives
Overall score | 3.9 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 4.8 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 |
User rating | 3 / 5.0 from 1 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 29 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 1 users |
Price | Cheap | Pricey | Moderate |
Design | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
Ease of use | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 70 / 100 |
Quality | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Sound | - | - | - |
Power | - | - | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - |
Length | 6.3 inches | - | 10 inches |
Insertable length | 4.3 inches | - | 3.5 inches |
Diameter | Ball: 0.87 inches | - | 1.5 inches |
Waterproof | Yes | Yes | Submersible |
Materials | Zinc alloy | Stainless steel & aluminum | Stainless steel |
Storage Bag Included | No | - | No |
Fastening | - | Ring for rope or clasps | - |
Reviewed by:
Cassie Mørch