Bijoux Indiscrets Personal Massager Review

Personal Experience

First Impressions…

The Turning Point…

Design

The design of the Bijoux Indiscrets Personal Massager is very sleek and undeniably luxurious. The soft, velvety silicone feels incredible against the skin, and the gentle contours makes it as visually appealing as it is functional. The soft pink colour adds a subtle elegance, making it a beautiful addition to any collection. I had been wanting a pebble shaped massager for a while and I'm happy to finally have one in my collection.

Ease of Use

Whilst the massager itself is ergonomic and comfortable when held in the palm of your hand or resting on a surface, I found the single button control challenging. It’s probably straightforward for some users, but for those with mobility issues, like myself, might find it difficult to navigate. Less is not more in this regard and I find using this product a little more clunky than some of my other massagers as the inconsistent feedback made it tricky to use reliably, especially in moments where quick adjustments or setting shifts were needed.

Quality

The Bijoux Indiscrets consistently deliver a sense of luxury and this massager is no exception. The high-grade, silky silicone feels extremely luxe and plush, adding to the overall high end experience. I did notice on the website it claimed to be “Silent”. In my experience, even on the lowest settings, the sound is quite noticeable. While it’s not overly loud, it’s definitely not as discreet as advertised, especially for those seeking a quieter experience. My qualms over the inconsistent button feedback also lost it some points.

Price

Bijoux Indiscrets products typically fall into the mid to high price range, so I naturally had high expectations for this massager. Unfortunately, it didn’t quite live up to its price tag. Given the cost, I expected a more robust and reliable control button, especially since it’s the central feature for navigating the settings. The "one button does it all" design is meant to simplify the user experience, but in practice, it was frustrating—I found myself spending more time cycling through settings than actually enjoying each mode. For a massager at this price point, I would have preferred additional buttons for easier navigation and the option to customize pulse intensity. I’ve used less expensive massagers that offer better customizability and more responsive controls, which I’d recommend over this one if you’re looking for a smoother and more efficient experience.

Performance

The Bijoux Indiscrets Personal Massager boasts a sleek, high-quality design but misses the mark in a few key areas. The vibrations are strong and buzzy, ideal for those who enjoy intense surface-level sensations. However, there’s a noticeable intensity jump between the first and second settings, which can be jarring, especially for users preferring a gentler build-up. The battery life is quite substantial and can run for 90 minutes on the highest speed and 120 minutes on the lowest. And it has a quick recharge time of around 2 hours. It does get slightly warm during extended use but is manageable and not too noticeable in the heat of the moment. Overall, while it delivers strong vibrations and a beautiful design, the noise level, limited customization, and cumbersome control fall short of the premium expectations set by the brand. It’s a decent pick for those who love intense buzzy vibrations but may not satisfy users seeking a smoother and more versatile performance.

Packaging

Bijoux Indiscrets seems to prioritize elegance and practicality in their packaging, offering a seamless unboxing experience. The minimalist box design reinforces the chic and understated aesthetic of the brand, making the product feel luxurious without being over-the-top. The inclusion of a user manual ensures the massager is easy to use, providing all necessary information without unnecessary complexity. The addition of a canvas drawstring bag for storage is a thoughtful touch, providing a discreet and stylish way to keep both the massager and charger organized and clean as silicone toys tend to attract fluff very easily.

Materials and care

The Bijoux Indiscrets Personal Massager is made from high-grade body safe silicone. It is made phthalate free and latex free and is water resistant. It is extremely easy to clean. I recommend using warm water or a specific suitable toy cleaner for silicone toys to keep this clean. Do NOT use alcohol to clean your silicone toys! It will damage and corrode the surface of the product! When cleaned use a towel or soft cloth to dry and let it dry naturally the rest of the way. It is recommended to make sure the toy is thoroughly dry before charging it with the magnetic charger and always store it in the canvas dust bag provided to keep this toy clean as silicone toys have the tendency to attract fluff.