Cannonballs Giant Silicone Anal Beads — Test & Review

Personal Experience

Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Silicone.

Hard As A Rock.

If At First You Don’t Succeed.

Design

I'm pretty sure the overall design of anal beads has been around as long as kinky people have existed, so probably since the Romans, what a bunch of freaks. All of that is to say the design of the Cannonballs Giant Silicone Anal Beads is that of the design of regular anal beads, the same tried and true design that's been around for forever, just much bigger in this case. There's also nothing wrong with that. This toy doesn't have to reinvent the wheel. If it's not broke, don't fix it. It should be noted that the balls of this toy are hard with zero give. They act more like a metal toy than a silicone one.

Ease of Use

This. Is. Not. Easy. To. Use. As I've said before, this toy is massive and hard, which makes it extra difficult to use. The balls of the anal bead themselves are giant, 2.4" in diameter For reference that's as big as the Square Peg Toys Mega Milk'it at it's largest point. There is also zero taper to the balls and they are rock hard. That means more than likely you'll have to be able to take something even bigger than the Cannonballs to stretch yourself out enough to take the cannonballs.

Quality

The quality is somewhere in the middle for this toy. It's not the kind of quality you get from random no name toys you'd find at Spencer's Gifts or a sleezy roadside adult store in the middle of nowhere Appalachia, but it's also not in the realm of designer toys that make your bank account cry each time you buy them. It's the type of toy that says quality has been taken to assure that this toy can be safely used for internal purposes, but there was no rush to insure all the I's were dotted and T's crossed to make it really stand out.

Price

Coming in at $45, the Cannonballs Giant Silicone Anal Beads is a good deal for the amount of toy you get with it. Now I won't lie, this toy has zero frills or extra that comes with it, you get the toy and nothing else. For some this may be a draw back, and for others a good thing. Overall for the $45 price, you still wind up with a GIANT toy that will last a while and give you something massive to aim for when it comes to anal stretching.

Performance

Did the Cannonballs Giant Silicone Anal Beads live up to the promises of being the ultimate challenge of anal mastery? Yup. Did it cause stretching sensations like never before? Affirmative. This toy lives up to the expectations and promises that are set for it and keeps delivering. The only thing that could make this toy better performance wise is if someone remade it with oval shapes instead of spheres.

Packaging

The packaging overall is meh. Just a run of the mill plastic clam shell that holds the toy and some slips of cardboard with logos and writing on it. Nothing special or unique. It should be noted that the packaging of the toy does describe it as a "novelty" toy, instead of just a regular sex toy. I know that can be a red flag for some people, so discretion is advised.

Materials and care

The entirety of the Cannon Balls Giant Silicone Anal Beads, as far as I can tell, is made 100% from silicone. This means it is body safe and can be cleaned by washing with soap and water, boiling, or by using toy cleaner on it. The toy does not come with any sort of storage bag, which is a shame, especially when it comes to large toys. It should also be noted that this toy attracts lint like it's its job. Put it down anywhere and it WILL pick up lint and hair.

Special feature

In the kink and BDSM world, there are things we call pervertibles. These are everyday objects that can be used for sex, impact play, bondage, ect. These can be anything from chopsticks and rubber bands for nipple clamps, to chopping boards repurposed into large paddles. But what happens when you get something that’s already made for sex that can be turned into a pervertible? Well you call that a two for one deal, and that’s exactly what the Cannonballs Giant Silicone Anal Beads is. So, this toy on its own is an excellent anal toy for experienced players, but if one were so inclined, this toy would work as a perfect impact play toy. Think Monkey Fist knot, but silicone. Now this obviously isn’t something that is listed on Love Honey, or probably something the makers even thought about while coming up with the design, but once I saw the size and felt the weight of the toy, I couldn’t help but notice the obvious, and hey, nothing says sexy like doing an intense impact play scene with your partner and then fucking them with the toy you beat them with. It should be noted that if you do end up using this for impact play, then it should only be used on soft muscley parts, like boobs, butts, and thighs.