Colt Anal Douche Kit — Test & Review

Personal Experience

The Quest for Squeaky Clean

Where to begin? Starting out in my journey of anal discovery, I was very squeamish about poop. I hated the idea that my butthole might not be clean and there fore wind up with poop on an my toys or on me. I started feverishly looking for how to make sure my butthole was as they say in the industry, “pornstar clean”. That is when I came across enema bulbs and the Colt Anal Douche Kit. I was hoping that this would be a simple enough answer for my needs.

First Attempt

When I first tried out using the Colt Anal Douche, the very first thing I noticed was how difficult it was to actually fill it all the way. At the time I thought that all I had to do was hold it under a running tap and it would fill, but that wasn’t the case. Turns out you had to actually squeeze the bulb and slowly release it to create suction to draw the water in. Even doing it that way didn’t fill the bulb entirely. After that it was time to lube up and clean out. After lubing up the normal sized enema tip I gently inserted it in, and notice that even with lube, the tip still felt pokey for a lack of a better word. Not exactly the best feeling to have back there. After some adjusting I got the tip in and started squeezing. I instantly noticed just how hard it was to actually squeeze the bulb to get water out, this was when I made my first ever Anal Prep Rookie Mistake™. You see after I squeezed as much of the water out as I could, I let go of the bulb a little bit, well this meant that a portion of the water I just shot out into my rectum went back into the bulb, and of course being the genius that I am, I just squeezed the water back out again, but I couldn’t get a good grip on the bulb so this cycle of sucking water in and out of my rectum continued for a bit until I could get a good grip on the bulb and keep it squeezed shut. After that I went over to the toilet to expel the water from my booty, except there was none. Even though I had kept a death grip on the bulb there was still all the now poop filled water in the enema bulb.

Cleaning the Bulb

Now that I was possibly (?) cleaned out, it was time to clean out the enema bulb itself. This was not easy. Even though I could just hold it upside down in the sink and let the poop water drain out, I couldn’t get all of it, which meant I had to remove the tip. The main enema tip for the Colt Anal Douche does come off, it’s meant to, it just doesn’t come off easily. It got to the point where it felt like I was going to break the thing before actually removing it. That’s how much force I had to apply. After getting the tip off the only thing I could do was keep washing it out with warm soapy water, and eventually guess that it was clean enough. That was my first experience with the Colt Anal Douche Kit.

Round 2

My second experience went slightly better. This time I used the larger nozzle that uses a screw on cap to adjust the flow of water. It should be noted that if you screw the tip off too much there is a non-zero chance that it could come off in your rectum. Thankfully that never happened to me. My second attempt with the larger nozzle went ok and was largely uneventful, the only problem was after I was done, I still didn’t really feel clean back there, and that has been my take away after every time I’ve tried using it. It works and gets poop out, but I still don’t feel as clean as I want to.