Cute Little Fuckers Starsi – Test & Review
Overall Rating
4.3/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.8/5.0
User Ratings:
3.9/5.0
Based on 12 user reviews
Rating: Cute Little Fuckers Starsi was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
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Rating: Cute Little Fuckers Starsi was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Cute Little Fuckers Starsi was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: Cute Little Fuckers Starsi was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
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Recommended for
I recommend Cute Little Fuckers Starsi for beginners, it's easy to learn and use. Advanced users will also find it valuable.
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My Verdict
I absolutely love Starsi. Everything about her from are cute face and textured vibrating tentacles, to her wide arched vibrating back. Starsi an easy to use handsfree waterproof vibtating grinder. I honestly have no complaints about this toy. It made me feel young along with my partner, and it made me achieve an orgasm I haven't in a long time.
Buy, if you...
- Are after an amazing grinding toy
- Want a vibrator that's waterproof
- Need a toy that's easy to hold
- Prefer non-realistic-looking toys
Don't buy, if you...
- Are looking for an insertable vibrator
- Want ultra powerful vibrations
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About The Cute Little Fuckers Starsi
The Starsi from Cute Little Fuckers is quite the star. I love its bright orange color, its cute smile, and its arched back for broad sensations. Speaking of its wide arched back, it's perfect for grinding, and for people with disabilities. Each tentacle tip vibrates giving a pinpoint vibration a more intense pleasure, and for fun in the tub, it's waterproof. The Starsi is made of 100% silicone and she's quiet. She's the perfect little toy that packs a powerful punch.
The vibrations of the Cute Little Fuckers Starsi are silent, very powerful, and somewhat rumbly
Rating: Cute Little Fuckers Starsi was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is silent.
What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Cute Little Fuckers Starsi felt to the reviewer.
Rating: Cute Little Fuckers Starsi was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.
What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Cute Little Fuckers Starsi felt to the reviewer.
Pros
- ✅Wide arched back
- ✅Vibrating tips
- ✅Waterproof
- ✅Easy grip
Cons
- ❌No storage bag
- ❌The arched could be slightly bigger
- ❌No charging brick included
Table of contents (12)
Did the Cute Little Fuckers Starsi live up to my expectations?
When The Starsi Arrived
I was so excited, as my husband and I have never used a toy like this. I took it out of the box and couldn’t believe it……I knew we HAD to try this out as soon as possible! But first, mom duties!My First Impression
The Starsi is super cute, bright, firm yet soft, and small but powerful. The Starsi can fit in the palm of my hand but remember big things come in small packages. On the bottom, she has a cute smile and textured tentacles to resemble the starfish. On the top The Starsi has an arched back that vibrates intensely. Starsi has several vibration settings each one better than the last. You can choose a soft vibration, a very intense one, or a fun Pattern.Star Power
The Starsi’s star power is unlike any other. I love how each tentacle tip vibrates and can hit the spot just right. The arched back provides a wide, smooth sensation that is perfect for alone-time grinding. I’m disabled and have RA in my hands, and I can use this hands-free. Using The Starsi hands-free gave me whole new experiences that made this a huge winner for me. Nothing is worse than getting almost there and a hand cramp kills the mood.Grinder
The other thing I love about the wide-arched back is when my partner bends me over a surface I can grind against the Starsi. This gives me an amazing external experience while still being hands-free and receiving penetration. Reaching a whole new level of orgasm for me; highly suggest you try this.Solo Play
Using the Starsi has also taught me something new. I learned how much better a hands-free orgasm with a toy, on your own is. I also have to mention that the Starsi is waterproof and quiet. The kids are asleep and you need some “me time” the Starsi is perfect for the tub. We’ve all had that loud toy that makes you wonder if someone can hear. Not with the Starsi.Breaking Down the Design
I love the design of the Starsi! For me, it's the perfect size, texture, and cuteness. It's certainly different from other vibrators in its shape, which may be really appealing for people who aren't into realistic sex toy designs. The shape also makes is super versatile for different kinds of play and stimulation.
Unpacking the Usability of the Cute Little Fuckers Starsi
This is very easy to use, and I absolutely love the hands-free aspect. I have RA and struggle with grip issues. Being able to use this hands-free while grinding is perfect for me.
The Cute Little Fuckers Starsi: A Test of Quality
The quality of the Starsi is extremely well made. It's sturdy, soft, quiet, and made to last.
Is the Cute Little Fuckers Starsi Worth the Investment?
In my opinion, $79 for a waterproof, grinder, and quiet vibrator is not bad. It came with a charging cord, but like everything else no brick. It does plug into your standard USB wall brick.
A Closer Look at the Cute Little Fuckers Starsi’s Effectiveness
Wow, expectations met and some. I honestly wasn't sure I was going to like the grinding aspect of it, but wanted to try something new. I wasn't expecting the fun my partner and I had with the Starsi together, and not just alone. Even putting the Starsi in between us grinding during foreplay.
Assessing the Packaging of the Cute Little Fuckers Starsi
The packaging is very bright and bold, with instructions on the box with images. Although it's very cute, I would definitely say to keep this away from kids' eyes, given the brand's name!
How to care for the Cute Little Fuckers Starsi
The Cute Little Fuckers Starsi is made out of 100% silicone. It's light and flexible, with a firm arch. It's waterproof and easy to clean. I used my standard toy cleaning product and rinsed it underwater. It unfortunately does not come with a storage bag.
Specifications and features
| Vibration speeds | 5 |
| Vibration patterns | 5 |
| Length | 4.5 inches |
| Width | 1.3 inches |
| Materials | Silicone |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Battery Life | 110 minutes |
| Rechargeable | Yes |
| Charging Time | 70 minutes |
| Travel Lock | No |
| Remote Controls | No |
| Storage Bag Included | No |
| Colors Available | Coral |
Comparing Cute Little Fuckers Starsi with alternatives
| Cute Little Fuckers Starsi | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 4.3 / 5.0 | NaN / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.8 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 3.9 / 5.0 from 12 users | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | 3.6 / 5.0 from 17 users | 4.2 / 5.0 from 19 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 1165 users | 5 / 5.0 from 1 users |
| Price | Affordable | Moderate | Cheap | Pricey | Pricey | Moderate |
| Design | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
| Quality | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 70 / 100 |
| Sound | 20 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 40 / 100 |
| Power | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | somewhat rumbly | somewhat rumbly | very buzzy | somewhat rumbly | somewhat rumbly | somewhat rumbly |
| Vibration speeds | 5 | - | 6 | 5 | 5 | 3 |
| Vibration patterns | 5 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 7 |
| Length | 4.5 inches | 11.42 inches | 4.3 inches | 4 inches | 3.5 inches | 7.4 inches |
| Width | 1.3 inches | 8.15 inches | - | 2 inches | 4.4 inches | - |
| Materials | Silicone | Body-Safe Silicone | Silicone | Silicone, ABS Plastic | Medical-grade silicone | Silicone, ABS Plastic |
| Waterproof | Yes | Yes | Submersible | Yes | Yes | Wand: Yes, Stand & Remote: No |
| Battery Life | 110 minutes | 60 minutes | 60 minutes | At least 60 minutes | At least 60 minutes | 90 minutes |
| Rechargeable | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Charging Time | 70 minutes | 120 minutes | 120 minutes | 120 minutes | 120 minutes | 90 minutes |
| Travel Lock | No | - | No | No | Yes | No |
| Remote Controls | No | Yes, Handheld Remote | - | - | - | Physical Remote |
| Storage Bag Included | No | - | No | Comes with Charging Case | Yes | No |
| Colors Available | Coral | Purple | - | Cream | Plum, Ice | Burgundy |
| Vibration modes | - | 7 | - | - | - | - |
| Weight | - | 0.9 lbs | - | - | - | - |
| Diameter | - | - | 1.9 inches | - | - | Insertable: 1.5 inches |
| Flexibility | - | - | Flexible | - | - | - |
| Insertable length | - | - | - | - | - | 5 inches |
FAQ
Instructions - Manual
You can find a brief guide to the Starsi here on the Cute Little Fuckers website.
Reviewed by:
Danni Bell