The 5 Best Discreet Fleshlights

Why I Chose It

Fleshlights Quickshot is the real deal when comes to discreet Fleshlights that you can travel with. Don’t be put off by its’ small size, for sometimes the smallest things can be the mightiest! You will get a lot of satisfaction thanks to the textured sleeve that is transparent, allowing you or your partner to watch all the fun and spice up the mood. Despite it only being 3.5 inches in internal length, there are two orifices of which you can choose the one that you like the most! It is tight, with .75 inches of internal diameter but lubricant will be your closest friend. take this toy international with you by screwing the caps on either end and popping it in your bag.

For an inexpensive discreet Fleshlight, the Fleshlight Quickshot is amazing, that’s why it had to be my Test Winner. The FleshSkin material is soft and premium and the texture in the sleeve is mind-blowing. It is a very short and compact Fleshlight, so bear that in mind if you’re used to full length toys. The best part about this toy is that it can be used alone or with a partner. Using this toy while your partner performs oral will absolutely blow your mind. It is also totally transparent, which is great if you like to watch (or your partner) what is happening inside. 

If you prefer a little suction, then place the cap on the end that you are not using, and use it on the tip of your penis, for more of a tug. The price is great for a slightly alternative toy. Unfortunately, the only downfall this toy has, is the material it is made from. Despite it being soft and smooth, it is a porous material, meaning that you have to be more diligent about your cleaning method, so that it is less likely to hold bacteria and old dirt. So make sure to clean it after every use, and you’ll have ever lasting fun! 

Why I Chose It

The Tenga Egg New Standard Pack is a great option if you want to have a very discreet fleshlight. These cute little masturbation eggs actually come packaged like eggs! It’s doesn’t get more discreet than that! This shape and small size also makes them very portable and ideal to bring with you on your travels for some fun on the go. The TPE material is very light, soft, and squishy. It adds a nice texture to your handjob and feels very natural. The fact that you hold it in your hand during use allows you to adjust the tightness as you please. You can find 6 eggs in the package and each one of them has a different texture to explore.

If discretion is as important to you as affordability is, you’re going to want to try out the Tenga Egg New Standard Pack. This pack includes 6 different kinds of masturbation eggs for you to explore one by one! For a pack of toys where you can get 6 different textured toys, it is very well priced and probably the best value for money within this review!

Of course, these toys are 1 time use masturbators, which for the price is agreeable. After one time use, the egg shape starts to deform slightly and lose its’ shape, but while using it doesn’t affect the performance of the toy. Our tester Jason loved these masturbators and gave them an egg-cellent (sorry) review: “They are simple to use but provide enough sensation and interaction, either solo or with a partner, to add some variety to our play.” If this is similar to what you’re looking for, then fulfil your appetite.

Why I Chose It

If you are looking for a discreet fleshlight that is also beginner friendly, the TENGA Flip Hole masturbator has the design for you. The TENGA has an internal texture that allows you to have more accurate and pleasant sensations. By using the three flexible buttons on the main body, you can change the form and feel of the internal texture, allowing you to use it on your more sensitive points. The harder you squeeze and the more pressure you apply, the more intense the experience. When you press the air out of the toy, it creates a vacuum that feels tight and very stimulating. Remember to use water-based lube for maximum pleasure.

There are many benefits to owning this toy – First, it doesn’t make strange noises; some fleshlights can make a lot of noise, especially when used with lube, and can make a lot of suction noises when thrusting in and out. The Tenga Flip Hole is very accurate at simulating the realistic feeling of oral sex or vaginal sex. Depending on what buttons you press, the different the pressure and textures feel. It’s easy to wash and take care of, as it is the first fleshlight that can be opened, so it can easily be washed and dried. This is great for maintaining its high quality, as some fleshlights are very hard and tight to clean.

Our tester Matt is a big advocate for how easy it is to use fro a beginner, as he explains “I’m not sure if the manufacturers could have made it any simpler while still giving it the functionality it has.” Even if you have never used a masturbator before, you don’t even have to initially insert your penis, you can open it up and ease it in. If you, or someone you know, doesn’t have much going on upstairs, then this is the best toy to choose!

Why I Chose It

The Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator, is a toy like no other. This toy is not a stroker, it is a pinpoint vibrator that will give you the most sensitive pleasures ever. Us vulva owners know how good pin pointed vibrations are, so now the penis owners need to experience it. The 14 vibration variations are a great way to control when you are about to cum or not, allowing this toy to edge orgasms and tease your tip. Not only is this a great teaser for getting you warmed up for for a full on tug, it can be used in the shower, by either yourself or your partner, introducing you to aquatic adventures.

As it is not a full sized toy, it is quieter than a fleshlight that uses a lube and thrusting suction. Yes, it is a vibrating toy, but the vibrations are pretty quiet, so I would definitely still class it as a discreet toy. The Satisfyer Men is a toy that has a good value for money. The design is sleek and made from medical grade silicone,  which is good for cleaning. The battery lasts a long time and is easy to charge. The main features are pinpoint vibrators that will give the tip of your penis the right pleasure. If you’re someone who requires full shaft stimulation to get off, then maybe this isnt the toy for you, yet it can be paired with your hand or even a small Fleshlight, like the Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage, if you were really looking for an extreme masturbation session.

Our tester John couldn’t get enough, expressing that “I wish I could say I lasted through the 14 various vibration modes, but I can’t lie to you trusted readers, I only managed to make it through 8 of them!” If that doesn’t show you that this toy will take you all the way, much quicker than you’d expect, I don’t know what will. I really don’t know what more you could want! Imagine a toy that is going to relieve you almost every time!

Why I Chose It

The Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Essential is so discrete that if I was to put it on my desk among other miscellaneous junk that we all own, I think I would spend a good 5 minutes looking for it! The design is so unique and designed so creatively that it is an excellent stroker that will bring you many different sensations and feelings. The open design is very inclusive for all; any size penis, whether flaccid or erect, will fit inside. Once turned on, the wings vibrate around the penis, encompassing it all. The pulsating buttons underneath the penis are great for that stroking feeling, making it more rhythmic and sensual. Imagine both rippling stroking and vibrating at the same time. Even I’m getting hot under the collar! Our tester Jason expresses that “The Pulse Plate that oscillates instead of vibrates, will drive you nuts!”

This rechargeable male vibrator has a futuristic design and comes with an equally stylish remote control. The remote control is great if you are feeling like you want to sit back and relax, controlling it while lying down and the Octopuss on you penis. Otherwise, let your partner do all the work, controlling the intensity and surprising you with every pulse and buzz! The Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Essential is powerful and will make feel intense orgasms with each one of its 8 levels of intensity and 6 patterns. It has a USB cable it’s magnetic to recharge it and the main body is completely waterproof. You can use it with or without lube, but it will feel most realistic and flow better if you do (make sure it is a water-based lube!)

You may have a larger penis, and notice that you have to choose where to place the Octopuss, as it will not be the same length as your downstairs member. If you’re someone who likes their whole shaft encompassed at the same time, then maybe a Fleshlight tube masturbator would be a better match. But if you are someone who likes amore targeted toy, then this toy you would love. Either place it at the base or the tip, and enjoy the different in sensations. Otherwise, move it up and down and thrust away, mimicking real sex. This toy is so versatile, it really is up to you.