The 5 Best Discreet Fleshlights
Fleshlights are the most iconic penis-pleasing toys, but maybe you don’t want everyone knowing you have one! If you live with your family or room mates and want to minimize the risk of them catching you out, these discreet fleshlights are perfect! They feature all the incredible stimulation of a regular fleshlight, but with a less obvious design. They are also great for anyone who prefers a less realistic design.
Test Winner | Budget-Friendly | Best for Beginners | Best Vibrating | Best Remote Control |
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Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage | Tenga Egg New Standard Pack | Tenga Flip Hole Masturbator | Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator | Hot Octopus Pulse Solo Essential |
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How We Test discreet fleshlights
We’re a team of 329 sex toy testers and 13 sex toy experts.
To find the very best discreet fleshlights, our testers tried and reviewed 262 different products in this category.
Bad or even just mediocre discreet fleshlights didn’t make the list!
In total, we’ve thoroughly tested and reviewed 1158 toys over the past 6 years.
We even lab-tested some to get objective data.
Read more about how we test products.You might be wondering how I chose which fleshlights to choose, to put in my ‘Discreet Fleshlight’ review. Here I have made a list of criteria I used in order to narrow it down to my top 5. Shh… Keep this list a secret…
Criteria that makes a fleshlight discreet:
Noise – When selecting these toys, I kept those of you in mind who have roomies or thin walls. Or, maybe you just like to keep yourself, to yourself! there are certainly toy sin here that are quieter than others, like the Tenga Egg New Standard Pack, so that no one ever has to know how you like your eggs!
Appearance – Have you ever looked at a sex toy and even if you squinted, it would still blatantly be a sex toy? Well there will be none of that here, for I have selected toys that you could display in your living room mantlepiece and no guest would ever bat an eyelid. Hide the Satisfyer Vibrating Masturbator next to your electric shaver or even the Tenga Eggs in your fridge (if you live alone…) and never have to worry about anyone asking questions. Have a little giggle to yourself as they walk right past!
Casing – For most fleshlights, they can either look very realistic and have a whole vagina or butt hole at the end, or they have very recognisable casing, like actual Fleshlights themselves. But imagine a fleshlight with a case that blends in next to every vase or tall cup you have in your cupboard. The Tenga Flip Hole does exactly that, being a pretty non chalant toy and keeping himself, to himself. If you wanted to go one step further, why not opt for an almost invisible toy, with the see-through Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage.
Test Winner Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage
- Made of Fleshlight SuperSkin
- 4.4 inches in length
- 0.75 inch canal
Pros
- ✅ Easy to carry for traveling
- ✅ Small but tight
- ✅ Great texture
- ✅ Double end
- ✅ Compact
- ✅ Transparent design let's you see the action
- ✅ High-quality materials
- ✅ Can be used solo or with a partner
Cons
- ❌ Might be too small
- ❌ Needs revival powder from time to time
- ❌ Not firm enough for my preferences
- ❌ Price is higher than other compact strokers
- ❌ Packaging isn't discreet
- ❌ Not suitable for girths over 5.5"
Why I Chose It
Fleshlights Quickshot is the real deal when comes to discreet Fleshlights that you can travel with. Don’t be put off by its’ small size, for sometimes the smallest things can be the mightiest! You will get a lot of satisfaction thanks to the textured sleeve that is transparent, allowing you or your partner to watch all the fun and spice up the mood. Despite it only being 3.5 inches in internal length, there are two orifices of which you can choose the one that you like the most! It is tight, with .75 inches of internal diameter but lubricant will be your closest friend. take this toy international with you by screwing the caps on either end and popping it in your bag.
For an inexpensive discreet Fleshlight, the Fleshlight Quickshot is amazing, that’s why it had to be my Test Winner. The FleshSkin material is soft and premium and the texture in the sleeve is mind-blowing. It is a very short and compact Fleshlight, so bear that in mind if you’re used to full length toys. The best part about this toy is that it can be used alone or with a partner. Using this toy while your partner performs oral will absolutely blow your mind. It is also totally transparent, which is great if you like to watch (or your partner) what is happening inside.
If you prefer a little suction, then place the cap on the end that you are not using, and use it on the tip of your penis, for more of a tug. The price is great for a slightly alternative toy. Unfortunately, the only downfall this toy has, is the material it is made from. Despite it being soft and smooth, it is a porous material, meaning that you have to be more diligent about your cleaning method, so that it is less likely to hold bacteria and old dirt. So make sure to clean it after every use, and you’ll have ever lasting fun!
Budget-Friendly Tenga Egg New Standard Pack
- 6 different textures
- Each egg is 1 time use
- TPE sleeve
Pros
- ✅ Easy to use
- ✅ Includes lubricant
- ✅ Natural feeling with added texture
- ✅ Discreet storage
Cons
- ❌ Not reusable
Why I Chose It
The Tenga Egg New Standard Pack is a great option if you want to have a very discreet fleshlight. These cute little masturbation eggs actually come packaged like eggs! It’s doesn’t get more discreet than that! This shape and small size also makes them very portable and ideal to bring with you on your travels for some fun on the go. The TPE material is very light, soft, and squishy. It adds a nice texture to your handjob and feels very natural. The fact that you hold it in your hand during use allows you to adjust the tightness as you please. You can find 6 eggs in the package and each one of them has a different texture to explore.
If discretion is as important to you as affordability is, you’re going to want to try out the Tenga Egg New Standard Pack. This pack includes 6 different kinds of masturbation eggs for you to explore one by one! For a pack of toys where you can get 6 different textured toys, it is very well priced and probably the best value for money within this review!
Of course, these toys are 1 time use masturbators, which for the price is agreeable. After one time use, the egg shape starts to deform slightly and lose its’ shape, but while using it doesn’t affect the performance of the toy. Our tester Jason loved these masturbators and gave them an egg-cellent (sorry) review: “They are simple to use but provide enough sensation and interaction, either solo or with a partner, to add some variety to our play.” If this is similar to what you’re looking for, then fulfil your appetite.
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Best for Beginners Tenga Flip Hole Masturbator
- Can change the grip depending on how much pressure you desire
- Intense internal design
- Removable outer casing
Pros
- ✅ Texturized insides
- ✅ No battery use
- ✅ Easy to wash
- ✅ No noises
- ✅ Adjustable tightness
Cons
- ❌ Non removable texture sleeve
- ❌ No automatic movement
- ❌ Limited uses
Why I Chose It
If you are looking for a discreet fleshlight that is also beginner friendly, the TENGA Flip Hole masturbator has the design for you. The TENGA has an internal texture that allows you to have more accurate and pleasant sensations. By using the three flexible buttons on the main body, you can change the form and feel of the internal texture, allowing you to use it on your more sensitive points. The harder you squeeze and the more pressure you apply, the more intense the experience. When you press the air out of the toy, it creates a vacuum that feels tight and very stimulating. Remember to use water-based lube for maximum pleasure.
There are many benefits to owning this toy – First, it doesn’t make strange noises; some fleshlights can make a lot of noise, especially when used with lube, and can make a lot of suction noises when thrusting in and out. The Tenga Flip Hole is very accurate at simulating the realistic feeling of oral sex or vaginal sex. Depending on what buttons you press, the different the pressure and textures feel. It’s easy to wash and take care of, as it is the first fleshlight that can be opened, so it can easily be washed and dried. This is great for maintaining its high quality, as some fleshlights are very hard and tight to clean.
Our tester Matt is a big advocate for how easy it is to use fro a beginner, as he explains “I’m not sure if the manufacturers could have made it any simpler while still giving it the functionality it has.” Even if you have never used a masturbator before, you don’t even have to initially insert your penis, you can open it up and ease it in. If you, or someone you know, doesn’t have much going on upstairs, then this is the best toy to choose!
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Best Vibrating Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator
- One of the noisier toys on the market, but very powerful and rumbly
- 14 vibration modes
- Tip of the penis stimulation
Pros
- ✅ Pinpoint vibrations
- ✅ Made out of medical-grade silicone
- ✅ Easy to clean
- ✅ Powerful vibrations
Cons
- ❌ Just for the tip of your penis and part of your shaft
- ❌ Requires a learning curve
- ❌ A little louder than other vibrators
- ❌ Not ideal for larger penises
- ❌ May require hands to hold it during use
Why I Chose It
The Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator, is a toy like no other. This toy is not a stroker, it is a pinpoint vibrator that will give you the most sensitive pleasures ever. Us vulva owners know how good pin pointed vibrations are, so now the penis owners need to experience it. The 14 vibration variations are a great way to control when you are about to cum or not, allowing this toy to edge orgasms and tease your tip. Not only is this a great teaser for getting you warmed up for for a full on tug, it can be used in the shower, by either yourself or your partner, introducing you to aquatic adventures.
As it is not a full sized toy, it is quieter than a fleshlight that uses a lube and thrusting suction. Yes, it is a vibrating toy, but the vibrations are pretty quiet, so I would definitely still class it as a discreet toy. The Satisfyer Men is a toy that has a good value for money. The design is sleek and made from medical grade silicone, which is good for cleaning. The battery lasts a long time and is easy to charge. The main features are pinpoint vibrators that will give the tip of your penis the right pleasure. If you’re someone who requires full shaft stimulation to get off, then maybe this isnt the toy for you, yet it can be paired with your hand or even a small Fleshlight, like the Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage, if you were really looking for an extreme masturbation session.
Our tester John couldn’t get enough, expressing that “I wish I could say I lasted through the 14 various vibration modes, but I can’t lie to you trusted readers, I only managed to make it through 8 of them!” If that doesn’t show you that this toy will take you all the way, much quicker than you’d expect, I don’t know what will. I really don’t know what more you could want! Imagine a toy that is going to relieve you almost every time!
Best Remote Control Hot Octopus Pulse Solo Essential
- Higher budget toy
- Width: 2.63″
- ABS plastic and silicone
Pros
- ✅ Good quality
- ✅ Remote control
- ✅ Rechargeable battery
- ✅ Waterproof
- ✅ Travel pouch
Cons
- ❌ Not insertable
- ❌ Fragile USB cable
- ❌ Expensive
- ❌ Not the quietest
Why I Chose It
The Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Essential is so discrete that if I was to put it on my desk among other miscellaneous junk that we all own, I think I would spend a good 5 minutes looking for it! The design is so unique and designed so creatively that it is an excellent stroker that will bring you many different sensations and feelings. The open design is very inclusive for all; any size penis, whether flaccid or erect, will fit inside. Once turned on, the wings vibrate around the penis, encompassing it all. The pulsating buttons underneath the penis are great for that stroking feeling, making it more rhythmic and sensual. Imagine both rippling stroking and vibrating at the same time. Even I’m getting hot under the collar! Our tester Jason expresses that “The Pulse Plate that oscillates instead of vibrates, will drive you nuts!”
This rechargeable male vibrator has a futuristic design and comes with an equally stylish remote control. The remote control is great if you are feeling like you want to sit back and relax, controlling it while lying down and the Octopuss on you penis. Otherwise, let your partner do all the work, controlling the intensity and surprising you with every pulse and buzz! The Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Essential is powerful and will make feel intense orgasms with each one of its 8 levels of intensity and 6 patterns. It has a USB cable it’s magnetic to recharge it and the main body is completely waterproof. You can use it with or without lube, but it will feel most realistic and flow better if you do (make sure it is a water-based lube!)
You may have a larger penis, and notice that you have to choose where to place the Octopuss, as it will not be the same length as your downstairs member. If you’re someone who likes their whole shaft encompassed at the same time, then maybe a Fleshlight tube masturbator would be a better match. But if you are someone who likes amore targeted toy, then this toy you would love. Either place it at the base or the tip, and enjoy the different in sensations. Otherwise, move it up and down and thrust away, mimicking real sex. This toy is so versatile, it really is up to you.
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Comparison
Best | Test Winner | Budget-Friendly | Best for Beginners | Best Vibrating | Best Remote Control |
Overall score | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | 4.1 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 4.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 |
User rating | 4.4 / 5.0 from 800 users | 4.1 / 5.0 from 120 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 441 users | 4.2 / 5.0 from 451 users | 3.6 / 5.0 from 315 users |
Price | Affordable | Cheap | Moderate | Moderate | Pricey |
Design | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 85 / 100 |
Ease of use | 70 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
Quality | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Sound | - | - | - | - | - |
Power | - | - | - | - | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - |
Length | 4.4 inches | Unstreched: 2.4 inches | 6.89 inches | 6 inches | 4.17 inches |
Insertable length | 3.5 inches | Stretches up to 7.8 inches | 5.9 inches | 3 inches | - |
Width | 3 inches | - | 3.35 inches | 2.8 inches | 2.63 inches |
Diameter (internal) | 0.75 inches | - | 1.77 inches | - | 2.5 inches |
Openings | 2 Neutral Orifices | - | 1 | - | - |
Texture | Ribbed Spiral | Includes WAVY II, BOXY, BRUSH, TORNADO, SPHERE, and SILKY II | - | - | - |
Materials | SuperSkin (TPE blend) | Sleeve: TPE, Packaging: Polyproplyene, Polyethylene | Sleeve: TPE, Case: Polycarbonate | ABS Plastic, Silicone | ABS, Silicone |
Waterproof | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
Storage Bag Included | Comes with end caps | Comes with individual shells and egg carton box | No | - | Yes |
Colors Available | Clear | - | Black, White | Black | Black, Blue |
Diameter | - | Unstretched: 1.9 inches | - | - | - |
Weight | - | - | 1.65 lbs | 0.6 lbs | 0.48 lbs |
Vibration modes | - | - | - | 14 | - |
Battery Life | - | - | - | 60 minutes | Up to 60 minutes |
Rechargeable | - | - | - | Yes | Yes, USB |
Charging Time | - | - | - | 150 minutes | 180 minutes |
Remote Controls | - | - | - | No | No |
Travel Lock | - | - | - | No | - |
Vibration speeds | - | - | - | - | 3 |
Vibration patterns | - | - | - | - | 6 |
How Discreet is Fleshlight Shipping?
So, where are speaking not about discreet fleshlights, and we have checked how to keep a discreet fleshlight “discreet”. But how about when you order it? Should you be scared and nervous about the package? That everyone will see the enormous logos of sex shops all over the box being delivered to your house? Don’t worry, all the companies have your back! Check below for more info!
Check first!
Suppose you are interested in acquiring a discreet fleshlight or any other kind of toy, and you want to keep your privacy. In that case, the first thing you must do before you get over-excited ordering more toys than you need is to check the policies from the companies. Most of the companies have a special section in this regard. For example, in Lovehoney, it can be found at the very end of the page under the “Customer Service” section. If you are unsure if the site you are planning on using to buy doesn’t have this service, the best thing you can do is to send an e-mail asking for it. You don’t lose anything.
Take a look and understand how it works
So if you have found a store that actually offers that service for you, then you have to understand how it works, because if there is any special arrangement in order to keep your privacy you must know. For example, many stores, like Shevibe handle the package with a different stamp, the stamp they use is from the warehouse and there is not a single sign of “Shevibe” as a brand. So if you receive a plain package with a stamp you don’t know, don’t get scared!
You are prepared!
Now you are prepared to receive your discreet fleshlight (or any other toy) and keep it discreet all the time! Don’t worry if you are not home, or if you have to go to pick up the package from the post office. Everything will be covered just for you receiving a normal package!
What Makes a Fleshlight Discreet?
There are several elements that make a fleshlight discreet.
Yes, you can get big, bulky toys that are obviously for male masturbation, but sometimes you need something smaller and less obvious!
So let’s take a look at a few of the features you need to look out for!
- Shape – The shape of a discreet fleshlight is as important as what it does! Ideally you want a small, clear, handheld toy that won’t draw any attention to itself.
- Neutral orifice – A fleshlight with a neutral orifice looks less ‘weird’ than a fleshlight topped with a vagina or an ass. They are purely aesthetic anyway, and more for visual stimulation – they all feel the same to your cock! Plus a neutral orifice will draw less attention to itself if it is ever seen by someone!
- Case/storage – If your fleshlight comes in a case then that’s even better, as it hides away what’s inside. Others come with unique case designs, like clear fleshlights or masturbation cups, which look less like your more typical fleshlights.
- Size – One benefit of many discreet male strokers is that they are small! That means they’re not big, bulky toys that are difficult to hide away and unwieldy to use. They are instead palm sized, light, small, and no less effective than their larger counterparts!
Reviewed by:
Alessandro Michele