FemmeFun Ultra Bullet Massager – Test & Review

Edie
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FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager is a silky-smooth, straight forward, easy-to-use, compact massager. With 20 settings of vibration and patterns plus single button operation, this little massager is perfect for the novice sex toy user.

Design:

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager.

90/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

50/100
Quality:

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

50/100
Price:

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is a fairly good rated product, however, definitely not among the best.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product.

2.0/5.0
User ratings:

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

5.0/5.0
Sources
5.0/5 Adamandeve (148)
5.0/5 SheVibe 
5.0/5 Bettystoybox 
5.0/5 PeepShowToys (6)
Design:

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager.

 90/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

 50/100
Quality:

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

 50/100
Price:

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

 Low
Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
Bedbible rating:

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is a fairly good rated product, however, definitely not among the best.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product.

 2.0/5.0

User ratings:

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

 5.0/5.0

Sources
5.0/5 Adamandeve (148)
5.0/5 SheVibe 
5.0/5 Bettystoybox 
5.0/5 PeepShowToys (6)
Price:Low

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Bedbible rating: 2

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is a fairly good rated product, however, definitely not among the best.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product.

User ratings: 5

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

Sources
5.0/5Adamandeve (148)
5.0/5SheVibe 
5.0/5PeepShowToys (6)

Reviewing the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

My Personal Experiences with FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

I just love compact, little bullet vibrators! They are so versatile and can be used on the clitoris, male perineum, vagina or all over the body for stiff muscles and headaches. And when I read that FemmeFunn touts this bullet as “the most powerful on the market today”, I was more than intrigued as I have used more bullet vibrators than any other sex toy in my 30-year career.  Sadly, I was disappointed in the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager. Yes, it is an extremely powerful vibrator. I will give it that. However, I know of a couple of brands on the market today that are more powerful, lesser expensive and far less buzzy. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a perfectly lovely little sex toy, for some people, just not me. As always, I removed the vibrator from its packaging and played around with it to see how it works. Immediately, I was in awe of how incredibly silky the silicone was! But then I turned it on, which was a bit difficult for me as the button is extremely small and needed some brute finger strength to press it. I cannot imagine trying to push that tiny button with lube on my fingers! Once I was able to turn it on, the lowest setting seemed promising! It felt a little rumbly and a bit buzzy at the same time. But then I hit the second setting, the third, the fourth and so on. And with each press of the button, I was more and more disappointed. Then, my hand went numb.

THE MAIN EVENT with the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

I have said it before and I’ll remind my new readers; it doesn’t take much stimulation for me. I have an extremely delicate clitoris which requires a soft touch and gentle vibrations. Even on the lowest setting, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was too ultra for me, as my clitoris went from yeah to wow to ouch in a matter of 5 seconds. Usually, you can press on a buzzy vibrator and slow the motor down a bit. I tried that and nearly climbed through the headboard of my bed. No O for me! Unless, maybe, I use it through my clothing. I will not be placing the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager anywhere near my naked, girly bits again. However, it does wonders for working out knotted shoulders and sore necks – at least that’s what my daughter said. I couldn’t get over the way it made my eyeballs shake in their sockets.

Pros
Extremely powerful
Very buzzy (if you like that)
Remembers your last setting
Lovely, silky silicone
Versatile for lots of bodies and bits
Cons
Very buzzy (for those who go numb easily
Button is difficult to press
No up and down button
Does get a little warm after several minutes

Design Quirks: The Good and the Bad

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager Design Quirks: The Good and the Bad

The FemmeFun Ultra Bullet Massager has a compact design, making it a great little vibrator for travel and Os on the go. It’s made from medical-grade silicone so it’s extremely soft and silky. The shape is bullet-like, only with softer, rounded lines, making it easy to use for stimulation and massage on various body parts. It has a bit of flexibility so it gives when pressing it onto the body. The flat bottom houses the magnetic charging points- so the charger stays put – plus the on/off/setting switch is there as well, for easy access. The end also has a rounded shape so you can hold the massager in the palm of your hand.

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager: User Convenience

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager: User Convenience

The on/off/settings switch is all one, extremely small button and is located on the bottom of the massager. It was a bit difficult to push and go through the settings – but I have difficulties using my hands and fingers. However, the button is backlit, so it’s easy to find in the dark. Unfortunately, there is no up and down button, so you have to scroll through all 20 settings to get back to the setting you prefer. Fortunately, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager remembers your last used setting. Therefore, the next time you turn the massager on, your favorite setting is right there.

Rating the Quality of the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager Rating the Quality of the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager is made from medical-grade silicone, so it's allergen-free and very soft against the body. It looks expensive, feels expensive but sadly, that’s where the positives stopped for me. The single operational button is very small and difficult to push, making scrolling through the 20 functions cumbersome. Although this little bullet isn’t loud enough to wake the kids, it’s not as quiet as comparable bullets. Furthermore, the buzz was so incredibly strong that my fingers fell asleep and after about 10 minutes of use, the motor got noticeably warm and was accompanied by a slight odor.

Breaking Down the Cost of the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager Breaking Down the Cost of the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

I paid $49.99 for the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager and it can run as much as $20 higher on some sites. And while the medical-grade silicone makes it a high-quality product on the outside, the internal motor seems to be one of the old-school, buzzy set-ups I used to sell in the plastic and egg bullets of yesteryear. My hands are literally still numb as I type this! Although I do understand the concept of creating a compact massager, it would have been great had they included a way to scroll up and down through the settings. I am simply not impressed with the quality vs. the price and feel you could find a better massager for an equal price.

Testing the Limits of the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager Testing the Limits of the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

If you are one that likes clitoris-numbing, powerful buzzing, then the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager is the perfect little sex toy to rock your world. However, if you’re like me and need a delicate touch and a little rumble, this bullet will turn you off faster than a cousin hitting on you at a family reunion. A single, 3-second-long press turns the bullet on – and you have to use the very tip of your finger or fingernail to do it as it’s small and difficult to press. Then you have to press again and again and again to scroll through the 20 speeds and functions. It’s a bit loud, a LOT buzzy and if you don’t already have neuropathy in your fingers, you will after using this little powerhouse. Finally, just be aware, the end of the bullet got extremely warm after approximately 10 minutes of use.

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager’s Packaging: Hit or Miss?

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager’s Packaging: Hit or Miss?

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager came in an average weight, cardboard box with no nudity or racy graphics. Inside was a molded plastic compartment that held the massager and behind it was the instruction manual and USB, magnetic charger. Nothing spectacular, although appropriate for young eyes.

Materials and Maintenance

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager Materials and Maintenance

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager is made from medical-grade silicone. Therefore, you should only use a water-based lubricant. Considering the massager is waterproof and submersible, clean-up is a breeze with a mild soap and warm water, a toy cleanser or sex toy cleansing wipes. This little massager didn’t come with a storage bag, so I would suggest picking one up on your next sex toy shopping trip as the box likely won’t hold up very long in your night stand drawer.

Recommended for the beginner

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 20 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
The vibrations of the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager are quiet, extremely powerful, and very buzzy
Sound:

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager felt to the reviewer.

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Power:

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is extremely powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager felt to the reviewer.

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Buzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
Rumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).
You should buy the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager if you...
👍Love, strong, buzzy vibrations
👍Are looking for a powerful, travel-friendly vibrator
👍Need a strong, little massager for knotted muscles
👍Desire something straight-forward and easy to use
👍Dig some intense, perineum vibrations
You should NOT buy the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager if you...
👎Have small motor mobility issues like hand or finger arthritis
👎Dislike buzzy vibrations
👎Go numb in the naughty bits easily
👎Want a vibrator with more functions for the money

Specifications and features

Specifications and features FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager
Vibration modes20 settings 
Vibration speeds2 speeds 
Vibration patterns19 patterns 
Length4.3 Inches inches
Diameter0.93 inches inches
Battery Life70 minutes minutes
Charging Time45 minutes minutes
RechargeableYes, USB 
MaterialsSilicone 
WaterproofSubmersible 

Conclusion

Overall, my personal rating is a 2. It’s just too strong of a buzz for my liking. Additionally, the button was too difficult for me to press. However, if you love powerful, buzzing vibrations and don’t have wrecked, arthritic hands like I do, this little powerhouse will be perfect for you. The material is absolutely divine! Add to that the fact that it’s great for water play, massage and all sorts of bodies, I would give it an overall 4. It’s simple to use, straight-forward and small enough to carry in a purse or overnight bag.

Comparing FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager with alternatives

Compare FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet MassagerFemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager
Overall score3.5 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 3.9 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0
Bedbible rating2.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 3.0 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 154 users
4.4 / 5.0
from 22 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 7 users
5 / 5.0
from 24 users
3.8 / 5.0
from 82 users
4.9 / 5.0
from 1305 users
PriceLow Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium
Design90 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 95 / 100 80 / 100 70 / 100
Ease of use50 / 100 100 / 100 80 / 100 95 / 100 70 / 100 40 / 100
Quality50 / 100 90 / 100 85 / 100 92 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100
Sound40 / 100 40 / 100 100 / 100 60 / 100 60 / 100 60 / 100
Power100 / 100 40 / 100 80 / 100 60 / 100 80 / 100 40 / 100
Buzzy/Rumblyvery rumbly somewhat buzzy somewhat rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly somewhat rumbly somewhat buzzy
Vibration modes20 settings ---10 + unlimited in app 3 speeds and 7 patterns
Vibration speeds2 speeds 5 -3, plus more with app --
Vibration patterns19 patterns 7 -4, plus more with app --
Length4.3 Inches inches-10 inches10.2 inches3.6 inches9" inches
Diameter0.93 inches inchesBullet: 1.25 inches1.5 inches1.46 inches-1.6" at widest point inches
Battery Life70 minutes minutes50 minutesUp to 120 minutes240 minutes120 minutes2 hours minutes
Charging Time45 minutes minutes120 minutes-120 minutes90 minutes4 hours minutes
RechargeableYes, USB Yes Yes Yes, magnetic USB Yes (magnetic USB) Yes, USB rechargeable
MaterialsSilicone Body safe, phthalate-free, silicone Silicone, ABS Plastic Silicone Silicone Body-safe silicone with plastic accents
WaterproofSubmersible Yes No No, water-resistant Yes (not remote) Yes
Insertable length-3 inches5 inches5.12 inches-5" inches
Storage Bag Included-No, but box is the reusable No Yes Yes -
Remote Controls-Yes, Physical Remote -Yes, through mobile app Remote + App -
Colors Available-Pink Black, Lilac, Mint Green, Red Red --
Thrust Modes--6 7, plus more with app --
Adjustable--Yes, shaft bends up to 30º ---
Travel Lock--No No No -
Width----1.3 inches-
Clitoral suction-----11 speeds modes
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How to use FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

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Wash Before Use
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Be sure and was the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager before having sexy time.
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Perfect for Massage
FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager
Some of the best sex starts with a relaxing, sensual massage. Use the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager to get your evening started by working out the tension of the day. Just remember, this product is silicone so no massage oils!
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Powerful Clitoral Stimulation
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Using a little bit of water-based lubricant, Place the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager against your clitoris and scroll through the 20, powerful settings. Don't forget his perineum!
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Rub-a-dub-dub
FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager
Get naughty in the tub, shower, pool or spa! The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager is waterproof for wet and wild O's.

FAQ

Can I use the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager anally?
No, this massager is meant for external use only and does not have a wide bottom preventing it from slipping behind the sphincter muscle.
Is this massager suitable for vaginal insertion?
Yes, however, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager is extremely small and created more for external stimulation and massage.
Is the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager rechargeable?
Yes it is! Simply connect the magnet charger to the bottom of the massager and charge by using any USB port.
What colors does the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager come in?
It's available in 3 color choices; pink, purple and turquoise.
Is the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager hard silicone?
No. This little bullet is soft, silky and flexible for the ultimate in comfort.

Instructions - Manual

  1. Wash the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager thoroughly with anti-bacterial soap before use.
  2. Charge the toy before use.
  3. Long-press the button to turn the toy on.
  4. Click the button again to move through the 20 settings of vibration and patterns.
  5. To turn off the FemmFunn Ultra Bullet Massager, long-press the button again.
  6. The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager will remember your last used setting for the next time you use it.
  7. Wash with soap and warm water after each use. Dry thoroughly before storing.

How did the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager get tested and reviewed?

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We sent the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager to the tester’s address, free of charge. They tested the product and got to keep it afterward, with no strings attached.

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Our tester then put the product through its paces. After trying the product out at home, the tester then recorded their experience, evaluation, and overall rating of FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager to share with you in this review.

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After non-substantial editing, the review is uploaded to this page. Both good and bad reviews get uploaded, and no points that the tester writes in their review are left out.

The only editing we do is uploading and adding additional information such as the product specifications, comparisons to other products, and links to places where you can buy the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager.

Author
Edie
Edie

Edie was selling sex toys in a home party plan long before they became mainstream! She uses her 30+ years of experience in pleasure products, romance, relationships, sexual health and writing to spread sexual education and positivity to anyone seeking advice and knowledge. She tells it how it is and uses real world experiences and humor to get her point across. Edie has been with BedBible since day 1 and also does review videos and podcast hosting.

Age: 56-65
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Expert
All-time favorite sex toy: Satisfyer Pro 3+
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