FemmeFun Ultra Bullet Massager – Test & Review

Edie
by EdieUpdated:
3.5/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

3.5/5

Bedbible Rating:

2/5

Reviewed by: 

Edie

User Ratings:

5.0/5

Based on 154 user reviews

90/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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50/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

50/100
QualityQuality

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Affordable

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PricePrice

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

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My Verdict

Overall, my personal rating is a 2. It’s just too strong of a buzz for my liking. Additionally, the button was too difficult for me to press. However, if you love powerful, buzzing vibrations and don’t have wrecked, arthritic hands like I do, this little powerhouse will be perfect for you. The material is absolutely divine! Add to that the fact that it’s great for water play, massage and all sorts of bodies, I would give it an overall 4. It’s simple to use, straight-forward and small enough to carry in a purse or overnight bag.

Buy, if you...

  1. Love, strong, buzzy vibrations
  2. Are looking for a powerful, travel-friendly vibrator
  3. Need a strong, little massager for knotted muscles
  4. Desire something straight-forward and easy to use
  5. Dig some intense, perineum vibrations

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Have small motor mobility issues like hand or finger arthritis
  2. Dislike buzzy vibrations
  3. Go numb in the naughty bits easily
  4. Want a vibrator with more functions for the money

About The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager is a silky-smooth, straight forward, easy-to-use, compact massager. With 20 settings of vibration and patterns plus single button operation, this little massager is perfect for the novice sex toy user.

The vibrations of the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager are quiet, extremely powerful, and very buzzy

SoundSound rating

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is extremely powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound rating
BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Pros

  • Extremely powerful
  • Very buzzy (if you like that)
  • Remembers your last setting
  • Lovely, silky silicone
  • Versatile for lots of bodies and bits

Cons

  • Very buzzy (for those who go numb easily
  • Button is difficult to press
  • No up and down button
  • Does get a little warm after several minutes

Reviewing the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

My Personal Experiences with FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

I just love compact, little bullet vibrators! They are so versatile and can be used on the clitoris, male perineum, vagina or all over the body for stiff muscles and headaches. And when I read that FemmeFunn touts this bullet as “the most powerful on the market today”, I was more than intrigued as I have used more bullet vibrators than any other sex toy in my 30-year career.  Sadly, I was disappointed in the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager. Yes, it is an extremely powerful vibrator. I will give it that. However, I know of a couple of brands on the market today that are more powerful, lesser expensive and far less buzzy. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a perfectly lovely little sex toy, for some people, just not me. As always, I removed the vibrator from its packaging and played around with it to see how it works. Immediately, I was in awe of how incredibly silky the silicone was! But then I turned it on, which was a bit difficult for me as the button is extremely small and needed some brute finger strength to press it. I cannot imagine trying to push that tiny button with lube on my fingers! Once I was able to turn it on, the lowest setting seemed promising! It felt a little rumbly and a bit buzzy at the same time. But then I hit the second setting, the third, the fourth and so on. And with each press of the button, I was more and more disappointed. Then, my hand went numb.

THE MAIN EVENT with the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

I have said it before and I’ll remind my new readers; it doesn’t take much stimulation for me. I have an extremely delicate clitoris which requires a soft touch and gentle vibrations. Even on the lowest setting, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager was too ultra for me, as my clitoris went from yeah to wow to ouch in a matter of 5 seconds. Usually, you can press on a buzzy vibrator and slow the motor down a bit. I tried that and nearly climbed through the headboard of my bed. No O for me! Unless, maybe, I use it through my clothing. I will not be placing the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager anywhere near my naked, girly bits again. However, it does wonders for working out knotted shoulders and sore necks – at least that’s what my daughter said. I couldn’t get over the way it made my eyeballs shake in their sockets.

Design Quirks: The Good and the Bad

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager Design Quirks: The Good and the Bad

The FemmeFun Ultra Bullet Massager has a compact design, making it a great little vibrator for travel and Os on the go. It’s made from medical-grade silicone so it’s extremely soft and silky. The shape is bullet-like, only with softer, rounded lines, making it easy to use for stimulation and massage on various body parts. It has a bit of flexibility so it gives when pressing it onto the body. The flat bottom houses the magnetic charging points- so the charger stays put – plus the on/off/setting switch is there as well, for easy access. The end also has a rounded shape so you can hold the massager in the palm of your hand.

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager: User Convenience

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager: User Convenience

The on/off/settings switch is all one, extremely small button and is located on the bottom of the massager. It was a bit difficult to push and go through the settings – but I have difficulties using my hands and fingers. However, the button is backlit, so it’s easy to find in the dark. Unfortunately, there is no up and down button, so you have to scroll through all 20 settings to get back to the setting you prefer. Fortunately, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager remembers your last used setting. Therefore, the next time you turn the massager on, your favorite setting is right there.

Rating the Quality of the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager Rating the Quality of the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager is made from medical-grade silicone, so it's allergen-free and very soft against the body. It looks expensive, feels expensive but sadly, that’s where the positives stopped for me. The single operational button is very small and difficult to push, making scrolling through the 20 functions cumbersome. Although this little bullet isn’t loud enough to wake the kids, it’s not as quiet as comparable bullets. Furthermore, the buzz was so incredibly strong that my fingers fell asleep and after about 10 minutes of use, the motor got noticeably warm and was accompanied by a slight odor.

Breaking Down the Cost of the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager Breaking Down the Cost of the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

I paid $49.99 for the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager and it can run as much as $20 higher on some sites. And while the medical-grade silicone makes it a high-quality product on the outside, the internal motor seems to be one of the old-school, buzzy set-ups I used to sell in the plastic and egg bullets of yesteryear. My hands are literally still numb as I type this! Although I do understand the concept of creating a compact massager, it would have been great had they included a way to scroll up and down through the settings. I am simply not impressed with the quality vs. the price and feel you could find a better massager for an equal price.

Testing the Limits of the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager Testing the Limits of the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

If you are one that likes clitoris-numbing, powerful buzzing, then the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager is the perfect little sex toy to rock your world. However, if you’re like me and need a delicate touch and a little rumble, this bullet will turn you off faster than a cousin hitting on you at a family reunion. A single, 3-second-long press turns the bullet on – and you have to use the very tip of your finger or fingernail to do it as it’s small and difficult to press. Then you have to press again and again and again to scroll through the 20 speeds and functions. It’s a bit loud, a LOT buzzy and if you don’t already have neuropathy in your fingers, you will after using this little powerhouse. Finally, just be aware, the end of the bullet got extremely warm after approximately 10 minutes of use.

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager’s Packaging: Hit or Miss?

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager’s Packaging: Hit or Miss?

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager came in an average weight, cardboard box with no nudity or racy graphics. Inside was a molded plastic compartment that held the massager and behind it was the instruction manual and USB, magnetic charger. Nothing spectacular, although appropriate for young eyes.

Materials and Maintenance

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager Materials and Maintenance

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager is made from medical-grade silicone. Therefore, you should only use a water-based lubricant. Considering the massager is waterproof and submersible, clean-up is a breeze with a mild soap and warm water, a toy cleanser or sex toy cleansing wipes. This little massager didn’t come with a storage bag, so I would suggest picking one up on your next sex toy shopping trip as the box likely won’t hold up very long in your night stand drawer.

Specifications and features

Vibration modes20 settings 
Vibration speeds2 speeds 
Vibration patterns19 patterns 
Length4.3 Inches inches
Diameter0.93 inches inches
Battery Life70 minutes minutes
Charging Time45 minutes minutes
RechargeableYes, USB 
MaterialsSilicone 
WaterproofSubmersible 

Comparing FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager with alternatives

Compare FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet MassagerFemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager
Overall score3.5 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.6 / 5.0 3.5 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0
Bedbible rating2.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 3.5 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 154 users
5 / 5.0
from 2 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 1643 users
3.6 / 5.0
from 19 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 60 users
4.4 / 5.0
from 3477 users
PriceAffordable Moderate Affordable Pricey Premium Moderate
Design90 / 100 100 / 100 85 / 100 70 / 100 100 / 100 99 / 100
Ease of use50 / 100 40 / 100 100 / 100 75 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100
Quality50 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 95 / 100
Sound40 / 100 40 / 100 40 / 100 40 / 100 20 / 100 20 / 100
Power100 / 100 100 / 100 80 / 100 60 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100
Buzzy/Rumblyvery rumbly very rumbly somewhat rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly somewhat rumbly somewhat rumbly
Vibration modes20 settings -10 6 vibration patterns & 8 pulsation modes --
Vibration speeds2 speeds 12 --3 -
Vibration patterns19 patterns 12 --5 15 settings
Length4.3 Inches inches8,3 inches3.74 inches8.5 inches4.5 inches10 inches
Diameter0.93 inches inches1,57 inches-1.5 inches-1.5 inches
Battery Life70 minutes minutes60 minutes-40-120 minutes180 minutesUp to 120 minutes
Charging Time45 minutes minutes270 minutes120-180 minutesInitial charging time: 960 minutes180 minutes-
RechargeableYes, USB Battery pack, magnetic charging cable Yes USB (magnetic charger) Yes USB rechargeable
MaterialsSilicone ABS, Silicone Body-safe silicone Silicone, ABS plastic Silicone, Plastic Silicone
WaterproofSubmersible IPX7 Yes Submersible No Yes
Insertable length-5,1 inches-4.13 inches-5.5 inches
Flexibility-Flexible shaft -Firm shaft, flexible clitoral tail --
Travel Lock-No No Yes No Yes
Remote Controls-App controls No -No -
Storage Bag Included-No Yes No No Yes
Colors Available-Rose, Green, Gray Teal or light blue Purple, Pink, Red No -
Width--1.57 inches-1.3 inches-
Allergies---Latex-free, phthalate-free --
Weight----3 lbs-
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Author
Edie
Edie

Edie was selling sex toys in a home party plan long before they became mainstream! She uses her 30+ years of experience in pleasure products, romance, relationships, sexual health and writing to spread sexual education and positivity to anyone seeking advice and knowledge. She tells it how it is and uses real world experiences and humor to get her point across. Edie has been with BedBible since day 1 and also does review videos and podcast hosting.

Age: 56-65
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Expert
All-time favorite sex toy: Satisfyer Pro 3+
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